Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction ❯ Hold My Hand.. ❯ Prologue

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

I don't own any of this sh*t, And if you want to make something of it.. fight me!

Title: hold my hand..

Asuka in her usual tone of voice, walked through the hallway calling for Shinji. "Shinji, you
idiot, where's my breakfast!." She continued to walk through the doorways of Misato's apartment,
looking through each room until she came to the room which Shinji resides in. She knocked on
the door, and awaited the answer.


"Hold on Asuka, i'll be right out," came a voice from deep inside the room.

"You better, i've been searching for you for the last," she turns down to check her watch. "I've
been looking for over 2 minutes, god you're such an idiot." She heard a faint 'sorry' come from
the room and that boiled up her anger even more. She gritted her teeth and waited for the boy to
come out.

Slowly, the door slided to the left revealing the boy. And of 'course, right when the door
opened Asuka had to open her big mouth. "SHINJI, HURRY THE F*CK UP! IF YOU DIDN'T SPEND ALL
YOUR TIME BEING AN IDIOT- PERVERT-LOSER THAN MAYBE YOU COULD GET A FEW THINGS ACCOMPLISHED."

She smiled to herself, expecting another 'sorry', yet what she got was something totally
unexpected... a punch, a punch right in the face. Asuka fell to the floor, holding her nose,
cursing in German as she tried to restrain blood from leaking out of her nose.

Touji, walking slowly out of the bathroom holding a newspaper under his arm, stopped to look at
the 'red haired devil'. His arm slowly extended, pointing out at the girl and a faint chuckle
could be heard, slowly it turned into a cackle, then a full out laugh. "HA HA HA HA HA, You
broke her nose Shinji HA HA HA!!!"

The door to Misato's room opened up, revealing a smiling Kensuke appearing to be holding one of
Misato's panties and lubricant in his right hand, and his other hand giving a thumbs up. "Way
to go Shinji!"

The sound of Touji still laughing could be heard, while Asuka's German curses still audible,
another figure stepped onto the scene. Misato stopped to look at all of the children, 'WHAT THE
HELL IS GOING ON?" She turned to look at all of the children. "KENSUKE WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU
DOING WITH MY UNDERWEAR?" He shrugged, tossing the panties and cream behind him as he gave a
small chuckle.

Then Touji jumped in, "Shinji punched Asuka in the face, it was great!" He patted Shinji on the
shoulder.

Misato thought for a second, then laughed with the rest of the teens. "Oh goodness, I'm one
sexy b*tch."

Suddenly another figured blured onto the scene, her red eyes and blue hair giving off a
shimmering luminesce about her. She blinked softly and looked around at the rest of the crew,
noticing that Asuka was on the floor(Still cursing), Shinji, staring at his own hand, noding
his head and smiling at his accomplishment. Then to Touji, who was pointing and laughing at the
girl. Then to Kensuke, who had an akward smile on his face (and lubricant all over his hands).
Then to Misato, who was admiring her own breasts. Her right arm then fell off. Everyone turned
their attention to Rei. She looked around to everyone and could only comply with an angered yell
of, "WHAT?"

Hikari chose at that moment to walk through the door, coming to visit her friend. she
stopped and looked at the situation. She shook her head at first, then just started to laugh
because.. Hey, just what is that thing?

Eva-01 walked by the window, gave a metallic laugh and continued onto it's journey.

A warp in the air appeared, and the ghost of Kaji floated through. "Well Shinji, looks
like you found what gives you pleasure, eh?" Then the ghost of Ritsuko's dead cat, only offering
a 'meow' as it also appeared through the warp.

Then the three main NERV opperatives arrive, Aoba and Maya frantically start to make out, while
Hyuga looks around, and decides it's in his best intrest to pinch Misato's ass, so he does.

Ikari Gendo smashed through the windows, Fuyutski and two other agents backing him up as
they landed on the ground. He inspected the situation, looked to Shinji and spoke. "Good Job
Shinji, you're finally a man."

Then, Everyone started clapping as they faced Shinji. Shinji looked bewildered as he scanned the
room, first to Asuka, Then To Touji, Then to Kensuke, Then to Misato, Then to Rei, Then to
Hikari, Then to Kaji, Then the dead cat, which really just followed Kaji, the operates,Then to
his father.

Misato spoke first, "Congratulations."

Then Asuka, still trying to conserve the blood that is trying to find it's way out of her nose.
"Congratulations."

Then Rei, her arm still lying on the floor. "Congratulations."

Ritsuko's turn. "Congratulations."(where did she come from?? ¬.¬)

Kaji: "Congratulations."

Hikari, "Congratulations."

Kensuke wipping off his hand- "Congratulations."

Touji, Still laughing manages a "Congratulations."

Pen-Pen arrives on the scene, offering a 'Congratulations', although it's more of a
bird noise..

Dead Cat: 'meow'

[Hyuga] "Congratulations."

{Aoba} "Congratulations."

Maya_"Congratulations."

Fuyutski "Congratulations."

Then finally, Gendo holding Unit-01's hand, "Congratulations."

Shinji smiled, tilting his head a bit, "Thank you all."

Thank you to my father

Good bye to my mother

And to all the children... Congratulations!

And that's when the 0rgy started..

someone shoot me..

I didn't like the end of the series, so I put a slight spin on it. Like it,
hate it, F*ck you it don't matta.

From,
The Locust.

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