Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction ❯ NERV is a House of Whores ❯ Chapter 1

NERV is a House of Whores By Yaoimaster

 

Disclaimer - I don't own and I don't know who does anymore to tell the truth…

 

(A/N) - What can I say? I'm back… Hopefully to stay this time. Thank you to all my adoring fans out there who keep pushing me to return. As I look at my profile and my old fics I realize how juvenile they are and I doubt that I will finish my unfinished. That is unless the people disagree and show their concern and maybe I will have some motivation.

 

Well anyway back to business. This is something I have thrown together in my head in the middle of the night after polluting my brain by watching crazy Japanese movies about Rock `n' Roll, guys in hotpants and zombies… Ok getting off track again, enjoy and REVIEW. And remember, I aim to sicken so tell me if I do.

 

Chapter 1

 

Shinji sat on the stool and poured the cool water over his skin, washing the LCL off and down the drain. He let the fresh air blow on him from the vents to the side. He was deeply relaxed after the harmonics test.

 

The door slid open automatically and a slim figure walked through. Shinji opened his eyes and turned his head. The lights were so bright after having his eyes closed for a period of time.

 

“Shin-chan…” The red eyed boy slid next to Unit-01's pilot and put a hand on his bare shoulder.

 

“Kaworu, what have I told you?” Shinji sighed, disappointed.

 

The fifth child raised one eyebrow and leaned in to the other boy for a hard and fast kiss, his slender hands sliding down Shinji's wet skin to his bare inner thigh. The brown haired boy let out a sigh and as if coming to his senses, pulled away.

 

“No, I don't want to do this now.” Shinji had a pissed off tone in his voice and it sent out the negative message.

 

The steel haired boy had a playful and sarcastic tone in his voice with a smirk on his face. “Hmph, you disappoint me.”

 

Shinji leaned in to Kaworu and whispered in his ear. “Not here. You know as well as I do that this place is packed with cameras. I'll come to your place at 10 tonight. You take care of … the necessities. And by the way your hands are freezing.”

 

The hot breath of the third child excited Kaworu. His eyes followed Shinji as he walked out in nothing but a towel. “Oh come on. Going raw never stopped you before and everybody already knows that Ritsuko is a pedophile anyway.”

 

 

Through a few reinforced walls, the small office was stiflingly hot and smelled unpleasantly of fish. The chair swiveled around to face the several monitors and the blonde haired women smashed her fist down on the keyboard, her first two fingers glistening and splattering droplets onto the computer screen. “Damn it!”

 

 

It was a Friday night. Shinji was sitting at the table observing the way his roommates were acting.

 

Misato was waiting for Kaji to come and take her out. He was a half hour late and she was running around in a bra and panties frantically looking for something to wear with a can of beer in one hand, her 3rd for the night and her 5th of the day, and a lipstick in the other.

 

Asuka was storming around in a bad mood, waiting for Misato to notice her. She was even angrier that Misato was ignoring her. The red haired girl glanced over at Shinji and noticed that he was watching her with a smirk on his face.

 

“What are you looking at?!” She shouted. The 14 year old boy just looked away. Asuka ran into her room and slid the door closed angrily.

 

The front door opened and a tall man with long hair walked through.

 

“Misato! Kaji's here!” Shinji yelled. He heard a small scream from his guardian as she threw on anything that she could grab.

 

Kaji let himself into the kitchenette and drew himself a seat at the table that Shinji sat at.

 

“So how have you been lately Shinji?” Kaji inquired with a smile on his face. Shinji could feel the man's eyes boring into him.

 

“Fine, Mr. Kaji.” The boy replied, not making eye contact. He could feel his cheeks getting hot. He wasn't comfortable around Kaji. Misato opened her door and came through.

 

“Well it seems that it is time for me to go.” He got up from the table, his foot stopped caressing Shinji's leg and the teenager relaxed a little.

 

“Shinji, Asuka, don't wait up for me, I don't know what time I'll be home.” Misato said.

 

“What-ever.” Came Asuka's voice from the little crack in between the wall and her door where she had been looking in the whole time.

 

Before he walked out the door after Misato, Kaji turned to Shinji, knowing that Asuka was still watching, winked and said: “Bye bye, Shinji.”

 

The boy sat at the table, feeling more uncomfortable than ever. He couldn't move, his hard-on was too uncomfortable to move in and Asuka was still at the fracture of her door.

 

It was difficult for Shinji to get it down. The touch of Kaji's legs, his hot breath and seductive voice.

 

He glanced at the clock. 9:30pm. He had 10 minutes to regain his composure and head off to the 24hr pharmacy and get condoms and lube. He knew that Kaworu wouldn't do it and no one that worked there knew him.

 

At 9:45 he had got changed and was hurrying for the door. He was already going to be late. “I'm going out.” He shouted to Asuka and ran out the door.

 

(A/N) - Ok people, do you like? Review if you do like or if you don't. I don't care. Positive reviews would be nice of course.

 

Yaoimaster ^_____^