Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction ❯ Overreaction ❯ Prologue

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Disclaimer: I don't own Evangelion, don't sue me.


Author's Notes: I have to write this. I had the idea this morning and I had to get it done before it
left my mind. Enjoy!


Overreaction


By: Epyon Zero


Misato Katsuragi, was very glad to be home. She'd had a long, boring day at Central Dogma
catching up on some paperwork. For each Angel that NERV killed she had a small mountain of
work to do. All she wanted to do now was go into her nice warm apartment, drink a few dozen
beer and hang out with her 2 roommates.


Trudging up the door to her apartment Misato reached down to get her keys when she heard
something coming from through the door. A very loud female moan came right through the door,
followed by a few gasps. Misato backed up a few steps. "That sounded like Asuka, but what the
hell is she doing?" There was no way she was masturbating, she didn't do that. She wasn't dying
and wasn't asleep, people made different sounds while doing those activities. In fact, there was
only one thing that she could think of that caused a human being to make those sounds: arousal.


After a few dumbstruck seconds Misato leaned against the door again. Her ears caught more
moaning and sighing and then Asuka moaned a sentence. "Oh...Ikari why the hell didn't we do
this before?" No reply was given or heard, and Asuka went back to moaning. Misato fell back
against the floor. What the Hell was going on! "The kids couldn't be at......." The sentence never
finished as Misato's mind was filled with images of Shinji and Asuka in various erotic positions on
the floor of the apartment. The Major blanched as the images filled her head. She had a very large
memory bank filled with sexual images that her mind now used against her. If the Children were
sleeping together..... There'd be Hell to pay. She imagined the looks that she'd get from the
Commander when he found out. "He'd probably bust me to Corporal and put me on duty
cleaning the containment cages."


Normally the thought of her roommates sleeping together would be amusing since, Asuka almost
never let anyone near her bodily person, let alone Shinji. Shinji himself was another matter.
Misato knew that he was hopelessly in love with the red-headed German girl, but he didn't have
the guts to say anything. Then again, maybe he knew if he said anything Asuka would pound him
so hard his Eva would feel it. Hearing more moaning and a few German expletives, Misato steeled
herself and reached for the door handle. She flung the door open with all of her might and yelled
"What the Hell are you 2.....doing...." The words died in her throat as she looked inside. There
sitting on the floor, fully clothed, were Shinji Ikari and Asuka Langley Sohryu. Asuka had her
head bent forward and her face was obscured by her hair. Shinji was seated behind her with both
his hands around her shoulders. Both Children looked up at their Guardian. Shinji smiled, "Hey
Misato, how was work?" Asuka now looked up annoyed that Shinji had stopped rubbing her back
and shoulders. "Did you know that baka here is really good with his hands." The German girl
smiled as Shinji blushed a shade of light pink. Misato was blown away. They weren't having sex,
Shinji had been giving her a backrub. Letting out a sigh and wearing a small grin Misato walked
toward the kitchen, cracking open a beer and guzzling its contents. "I overreacted" she grinned. "I
must be getting paranoid in my old age." Out in the living room Asuka turned to Shinji and asked
"What's with her?" The Third Child shrugged and went back to rubbing her back.



Author's Notes: Well now I'll bet that you didn't expect that did you? All you hentais were
salivating about me writing about Asuka and Shinji getting it on. TOO BAD!













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Omake:



Normally the thought of her roommates sleeping together would be amusing since, Asuka almost
never let anyone near her bodily person, let alone Shinji. Shinji himself was another matter.
Misato knew that he was hopelessly in love with the red-headed German girl, but he didn't have
the guts to say anything. Then again, maybe he knew if he said anything Asuka would pound him
so hard his Eva would feel it. Hearing more moaning and a few German expletives, Misato steeled
herself and reached for the door handle. She flung the door open with all of her might and yelled
"What the Hell are you 2.....doing...." The words died in her throat as she looked inside. There on
the floor, clothes strew every which way, were Commander Gendo Ikari and Asuka Langley
Sohryu. They looked like they'd just had really, REALLY, hot sex. Over in the corner Shinji was
bound and gagged to a chair, tears streaming down his face, which screamed "Please God kill
me!" Misato probably would have lost her lunch right then and there if she hadn't fainted already.


Author's Notes: Ok, now I'm really done. I think I'd better go shower now, I feel REALLY dirty
about that omake, since I'm a Shinji/Asuka fan. That and I have to plan how to make my escape
from the hordes of Shinji and Asuka fans who may wanna have some words with me. *Fearful
glance* Gotta go!


Epyon Zero

Epyon Zero



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