Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction ❯ Pen Pen's Wild Las Vegas Trip ❯ Las Vegas ( Chapter 1 )

*MATURE STORY

PEN PENS WILD LAS VEGAS TRIP

BY TAMA-CHAN

OUR STORY BEGINS ONE HOT SUMMER DAY IN MISATOS APARTMENT. SHE CALLS EVERYONE INTO THE DIRTY KITCHEN AND SAYS " ALL RIGHT GUYS WE HAVE TO GO TO THE USA TO DISCOVER WHY THE EVA PROTO-TYPE ENGINE EXPLODED. WERE GOING TO NEED THE EVAS THERE JUST IN CASE THERE'S ANY PROBLEMS OR ANGEL ATTACKS" SO SHINJI SAYS "OK" (WHAT ELSE DO YOU EXPECT HIM TO SAY?????)

AND ASUAKS REPLY IS "WHY IN THE HELL DO WE HAVE TO GO? ITS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY ! ALL YOU REALLY NEED IS THE INVINCIBLE SHINJI! SWINECLOTH BLAH-BLAH- OTHER GERMAN CURSE WORDS BLAH BLAH".

"SHUT UP ASUAKU , YOUR GOING! "SAID MISATO. THEN A HUGE FIGHT BREAKS OUT AMONGST THEM, AND IN WADDLES OUR HERO PEN PEN. LITTLE DID HE KNOW BUT THIS WAS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST TRIP OF HIS LIFE .SO TO MAKE THIS STORY SHORTER AND JUMP TO THE GOOD LUSTY PARTS…THEY GET ON A PLANE ,ARRIVE AT VEGAS ,CHECK PEN PEN INTO A HOTEL, AND LEAVE.

SO PEN PENS ALL ALONE, AND WHAT WOULD ANY MALE PENGUIN DO WHEN HE'S ALONE? TURN ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNELS PENGUIN SPECIAL , BREAK OUT THE LUBRICANT AND START GETTING OFF ON ALL THE FOXY LADY PENGUINS!!!!! (PORNO FOR PENGUINS ANYONE?)

SO IN THE MIDDLE OFF PEN PENS MASTURBATION FEST THE DOORBELL RINGS. AND WHO DOES IT HAPPEN TO BE BUT THE ROOM SERVICE GIRL. BUT THIS GIRL HAS HUGE HOOTERS ,AND NICE ROUND A**,AND OF COURSE SHE'S DRUNK. SCORE!!!!!!! SO PEN PEN INVITES HER IN, GETS HER A BOTTLE OF CRYSTAL, AND PROCEEDS TO GET HER MORE DRUNK. SO HE THEN PROCEEDS TO TAKE HIS FLIPPER AND UNDO HER BLOUSE, AND THEN HE MOVES HIS FLIPPER AND OTHER PARTS IM GONNA LEAVE OUT) DOWN SOUTH!!!!=)

SO SHE GETS A COUPLE OF BIG "0"S AND CALLS ALL HER FRIENDS TO TELL THEM! SO THEY ALL COME OVER AND IT ENDS UP BEING A HUGE ASS ORGY (69 GIRLS AND PEN PEN!!!!!) SO THEY ALL BECOME HIS HOS AND HE OPENS A BROTHEL. SO HE BECOMES HEAD PIMP, AND HE THEN PROCEEDS 2 MAKE SOME PORNO WITH HIS HOS ,AND DOES A SPREAD FOR HUSTLER AND PLAY GIRL. BY THREE DAYS HE'S A LEGEND IN VEGAS!!!!

HE'S BEST FRIENDS WITH HUGH HEFNER ,HE HOOKS UP KID ROCK AND PAM AND (WHO BY THE WAY WAS INITIALLY HIS HO, BUT SHE GOT TO SKANKY AND LOOSE FOR PEN PENS TASTE !!!!!!!) , HE BITCH SLAPS BRITTNEY FOR TRYIN TO JUMP ON AND GET A FREE RIDE!!! (PEN PEN DON'T WANT NO UGLY HOS!!!), AND REVOLUTIONIZES THE PORNO INDUSTRY !!!!!

ALL IN THREE DAYS! SO MISATO AND ASUKA COME BACK AFTER SAVING THE WORLD .AND THERE DEPRESSED SO PEN PEN HANDS THEM THE LIQUOR, AND THERE GETTING DRUNK. AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT PEN PENS IN LIKE FLINT!!!!!! SO THEY SWEAR 2 NEVER TELL A SOUL AND THEY ALL GO BACK TO JAPAN.

OF COURSE PEN PEN RUNS HIS BUSINESS LONG DISTANCE AND HE'S PLANNING ON EXPANDING IN JAPAN WITH SOME OF HIS NEWLY ACQUIRED HOS. HE'S BEEN IN PLAY BOY AND HUSTLER 20 TIMES APIECE .HE'S MADE 36 BILLION DOLLARS, AND HE BOUGHT AN UNLIMITED PASS INTO THE ZOOS PENGUIN SECTION. HE'S NOW FATHERED 54 PENGUINS. AND THE LESSON OF THE STORY IS……

PEN PENS THE PIMP!!!! YEAH BIZNITCH!!!!!!

*THIS STORY IS A WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PENGUINS BECOME PIMPS. ALL THE HOS NAMES WERE PROTECTED, EXCEPT FOR PAM AND BRITTANY. THIS DID NOT TELL THE WHOLE STORY BECAUSE FRANKLY THE WHOLE STORY IS TO GRAPHIC! THIS IS NOT INTENDED FOR KIDS TO READ.

ITS JUST A SICK STORY MADE UP BY A SICK INDIVIDUAL!

ITS INTENDED FOR HUMOR AND SICK JOKES, HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!!!!!!!!!!!!=)=)=)