Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction ❯ PenPen in Love? ❯ The Conga Line? ( Chapter 3 )

Hello to all that read this!

Disclaimer: I don't own it if I did well let's just say something else would of happened in the End of Evangelion Movie, sigh. . .

Anyway on with the show

Because there before her was. . .

A cross-dressing Kaji kissing Hyuugu!

"Kaji! How could you! How could you cheat on me with. . . him! After all I did for you! After all the perverse sexual acts that you made me do! Having sex why snow gear under water! I mean, I know kinky and I really mean I know kinky, but that was just perverse!" Misato cried out before sinking to her knees and sobbing madly.

Asuka looked at Kaji in shock. No he couldn't be kissing Hyuugu. . . No no no he just couldn't he loved her. Didn't he?

Ritsuko looked over at Kaji and Hyuugu sprawled over the floor. Hmmm.

Gay love + Ritsuko = Threesome.

She smirked an evil grin forming on her face her mind thinking of a plan to get some action.

Shinji looked over at Kaji and Hyuugu. He wasn't surprised. That closet was their favorite meeting place, and he had caught them there on more than one occasion.

Rei merely sighed. Thinking of all the fun she had in that closet.

Kaji looked surprised for an instant before he resumed his role as the playboy, smug grin in place, no hint of embarrassment at his nakedness.

Hyuugu however was not. He was lying of the floor hyperventilating.

Gendo however burst out laughing, tears streaming down his face.

That certainly stopped everyone in their tracks!

Gendo Ikari laughing. . .?

Has hell frozen over?

Has the world come to an end?

Is Misato wearing concealing clothing?

Wait, no that is just too impossible!

The kissing noises had stopped.

Pen-Pen and Unit-1 could only stare at shock at the laughing Gendo.

"Well, um. . . er, Sir um, snap out of it, you're ah. . . scaring us, please stop! Please!" Misato cried out the stress of the day breaking out.

And that's when the conga line came in.

"Cha cha cha cha cha CHA! Cha cha cha cha cha CHA!" The conga people yelled as they paraded across the floor before dissolving in a stray Sea of Dirac puddle.

"Well, that was. . . different," Asuka said.

"Yes, yes it was different," Shinji agreed.

"That was. . . interesting," Rei quietly mused.

"THAT was. . . WEIRD!" Misato loudly put in her own opinion.

It was right then that Unit-1 cleared it's throat.

"I have an announcement to make," She uttered.

And that's the end to that chapter!

Muh ha ha ha ha ha ~choke~ ~gasp~. . .

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