Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction ❯ PenPen in Love? ❯ To Hell ( Chapter 5 )

AN: Yes I know I have finally updated! This will be the last chapter surprisingly but it just came to me and it seemed so right.

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Chapter Five

Until all hell broke loose.

Literally.

Now Satan had been feeling a bit peeved about God sending all these angels so nobody had been paying any attention to him! Blasphemy! So Satan decided to out show God in the most fashionable dressed parade of devils and imps the world had ever seen! For all knew that God and Satan had been fighting over who was the best dressed for thousands of years.

The Devils strutted all over the place fluttering their eye lashes every where and might have been pretty except for the rather questionable places those eye lashes came from.

Imps flew teasingly around the cage making advances on everyone in sight.

And then there were the clothes.

Pink ruffles seemed a major part of the design and a lot of lace and Satan seemed to be inclined to fluffy rabbit prints too.

Shinji could think of one word to say, well, three really.

"Holy f**kin shit!" it pretty much summed up what was going through every one's mind at the moment which really was not that much considering the happening of the day's events.

The Imps and Devils had came a deep gaping hole about two feet off the platform. The hole looked bottomless but seemed flat but was not. It was a mystery.

Misato liked mysteries.

Misato walked up to the hole, she leaned over slightly, causing quite a few leering face and remarked casually, "You put a lot of beer in there, you know."

One of the Imps pranced over to her, "All the beer in the world is there, lady. So why don't you pop in for a drink?"

Misato being Misato jumped into the bottomless looking hole, yelling along the way, "YEEEEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"

The voice echoed for a while until there was a moment of silence.

Before the Imp spoke up, "Well," he/she said rubbing his/her head, "I never saw that coming. Usually it takes more time. Oh well," the Imp returned to fly across the ceiling.

There was another longer more boring but it was indeed a moment of silence.

"At least she will be with people she knows," Asuka finally said.

There were disturbingly a lot of nods.

"She will be happy there, after all she has all the beer in the world," Shinji put in.

Again there was a lot of nods and murmurs of agreement.

Rei started to speak but was cut off by Ritsuko.

"Ah screw this," she stared running to the bottomless looking hole screaming along the way, "I am coming Misato! It is time to leave this world of losers!" she jumped in, yelling down, "Plus I need a drinkkkkkkkkkkkk!"

Rei looked around and shrugged. She didn't have anything else to do and she did need a holiday. So she began to walk silently to the hole and just as silently slipped in.

Now Shinji was quite scared at the time. People were dropping like flies and were heading straight for hell and they wanted to and he thought it was a bad evil place, boy was he wrong!

So thinking that maybe there were no Asuka's there in hell and there making hell his heaven, he slid up to the hole to make a dramatic leave from the world as we know it.

Unfortunately for him as he jumped the express to damnation he cracked his head on the side rendering him unconscious thus ruining his dramatic exit.

Now the rest of the Eva crew was feeling somewhat left out. How come they get to go to hell and we don't? Why so they get all the fun? How come they get all the beer? I want some! Rather like petulant children, really.

So Gendo Ikari decided a holiday for all Nerv staff present, after all you don't want to become a cold hearted employer and be viewed with distrust and fear, do you?

Two hours later everyone was all packed but strange enough Unit-1 and PenPen were nowhere to be found.

Now everyone had jumped down the hole except one, Asuka.

She looked around over the Imps and Devils and called out to them, "Guys you can stop that now, they are all gone!" she gave a little and slightly insane giggle, "And now I shall take over the world!"

The bottomless looking hole disappeared in to nothing.

Two heads, PenPen's and Unit-1 popped out of the Bakelite and took two large gulps of air.

Asuka walked over to them, a broad smile on her face.

"PenPen, thank you for helping me to begin to take over the world by first getting rid of those baka's," PenPen nodded regally climbing on top of the platform.

"And thank you Unit-1 without your help pretending to love PenPen I could of never succeeded with my master plan," Asuka finished.

She struck a dramatic pose, "Now with your help we shall take over the world!"

They all started laughing, "MHAA HAA HHA MHA HAA HHA!"

Epilogue

Asuka, PenPen and Unit-1 took over the world with the use of the Eva's.

Strangely enough the Angel's never attacked again.

Asuka paid Satan for his use of the Imps and Devil and the bottomless looking hole with a lot of pink lace, pink ruffles and even some pink feathers.

The rest of the Eva crew spent the rest of their days [And trust me there was a lot of them (all eternity)] relaxing in Hell one and only five ***** star hotel, free of charge of course.

Never knowing the true reason they were there (except Rei what with her Angel blood and all).

Rei is currently hosting a day time chat show called Hell's People.

Shinji now has a part time job for extra money ferrying souls.

Gendo had taken up jazz.

Kaji is the pool boy.

Ritsuko is working on the Missing Socks Theory (You put two socks in but you get one out! How is that possible?).

Misato has become No. 2 in hell, second only to Satan himself.

The End

Well, that certainly a weird ending.

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