Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction ❯ Same Old Tired Story ❯ Modification ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: We've been over this before. Refer to the last two chapters for warnings.

 

[This chapter was written out of spite.]

 

 

Modification

 

 

Seated around the table, four roommates where there were once three looked silently at each other. For the youngest and not even remotely human of the four, quiet amusement was enjoyed as the others tried to think of something to say to break the awkward silence. The newest roommate had just moved in, her scant few belongings placed next to the door, almost symbolic of her minimalist lifestyle before the second newest roommate walked into her former place of residence and proceeded to fuck her senseless.

 

Misato sipped from her can of beer as she looked back and forth between Rei and Shinji. She understood clearly why the First was here, secrets don't survive long in her line of work, and that made it all the more surprising to her. When the Commander had called her, she had expected her to bring Shinji down to HQ for disciplinary action, or even perhaps kill him right on the spot. But actually move Rei in with them? It bugged her to no end what was possibly going on in that man's head, but there was nothing that could be done. Here she was, the silent and stoic Rei Ayanami, and it bugged the shit out of her.

 

“He's probably wondering what this means for our arrangement.” She thought of Shinji as she looked to him. He looked tense as he sat there, his head lowered and his eyes cast to the table.

 

He was still a willing Eva pilot, which meant that she was still his slave, though that didn't stop her from feeling angry about his philandering with Rei, and the fact that he tried miserably to keep it a secret from anyone. “Shit, if I ask Rei myself `Are you having sex with Shinji?' she would blow his cover on the spot.”

 

Returning her attention to Rei however, she felt a small degree of satisfaction. Now he was in a no-win situation, the two women he's sleeping with behind each other's backs, living with him under the same roof. While a deal was a deal and she'd never abandon him, Rei learning about the arrangement would likely put an end to these shenanigans.

 

“Your apartment is very nice, Major Katsuragi.” She toned politely yet coldly.

 

Shinji relaxed, thankful that Rei said something to dispel the awkward silence. Misato, pretty sure she never heard Rei talk outside of business, was surprised that she came off as so cold even in such informal setting. This was the girl Shinji was fucking? “Thank you, it's not much really but Shinji and I try to keep it livable.”

 

“Shinji-kun was kind enough to assist in cleaning and painting my own apartment as well before I was ordered to move.” Rei went on.

 

“The only thing he painted was the inside of your pussy.” She thought with a twitch of her eyebrows, though she wondered all the same if Rei would even find any offense from it if she said it out loud.

 

Rei spoke again. “I hope to be able to do my part as a member of this household, thank you Major Katsuragi for allowing me into your home.”

 

“It's not like I had much of a choice.” Misato thought as she put on a small smile to hide the venom seeping into her tone. “You're welcome Rei, and don't be afraid to call me Misato, okay?”

 

While he could not claim to be able to read her like a book, Shinji had spent enough time with Misato to know when she was in a good or bad mood. Rei moving in had definitely pushed her to the latter, and guiltily he knew there was more to it. Contrary to Misato's thinking, he was almost certain that she knew about him and Rei, he was also almost certain to why she was ordered to move in with him by his Father—though for the life of him he couldn't understand the intention of the gesture.

 

Not that that was his foremost concern, he was more worried about what this all meant for the arrangement, as Misato had correctly deduced. Shinji had vowed to be Misato's sword in exchange to free reign over her voluptuous body, but what did that mean now that he was having sex with Rei?

 

“She's angry at me, because I'm having sex with Rei. It's why I haven't been able to make her cum in a week and a half.” That much he knew for sure, and what he'd been telling himself since they had all sat down and the initial silence fell.

 

What he didn't know was how Rei felt about it; her nuances were far more subtle than Misato's. As he stared at her from his side of the table, all he saw was the mask.

 

“Things have gotten so complicated so quickly.” He thought despondently as he glanced to Misato, who quickly averted her gaze from him with a flash of irritation. Returning to Rei, he found her serenely looking to Misato as the awkward silence once again fell.

 

The cool rush of her beer was quickly offset by the alcohol burning at the back of her throat, as Misato took another long sip of her beer, having used it to evade Shinji's timid glancing and Rei's own pointed gaze. Eventually it'd all get out, she didn't need to go ruining Shinji's little side-dish at the moment, but she wasn't going to let him have his cake and eat it too.

 

Casting a sidelong look to Rei, she narrowed her eyes. “I'm not losing my Sword to you, Ayanami. Enjoy him while you can because when the truth comes out, that's it.”

 

Finishing her beer, she got up and smiled airily. “I'm going to bed; you two should do the same.”

 

Shinji blinked, and nodded quickly. “Uh right, it is kind of late…”

 

Rei likewise nodded, “Understood.”

 

Putting on her own mask, Misato's smile became teasing as she looked to Shinji. “You two had better not wake me up doing nasty things, got it?”

 

“Misato!”

 

She merely laughed in response, and turned down the hall for her bedroom. “Now go to bed you two.”

 

 

It was later that same night, when Misato's eyes cracked open. Adjusting to the darkness, she gazed down her arm at the square of moonlight that her hand laid and felt a surge of emotion bubble inside her. It was just like that night weeks ago, the first day of their arrangement and inadvertently one of the happier days of her life. She had given up her body to ensure the future of humanity and made an emotional connection with Shinji—or at least she thought she did until Rei came along.

 

She groaned and sat up, it was too late to be thinking about that and she had to be up early in the morning. More synchronization tests and the remains of the Fifth Angel were still blocking the major thoroughfares downtown. “The UN needs to pull its weight with the cleanup detail.”

 

Leaving her room completely in the nude Misato ventured down the hall towards the kitchen, hoping a quick snack would help her fall back to sleep faster, but stopped when she heard a noise from Shinji's room. A long angry shiver rocketed up her spine; there wasn't a single doubt in her mind to what it was, as she stealthily made her way to his door and cracked it open.

 

Rei was impaling herself on Shinji's manhood frantically, her eyes squeezed tightly shut in her effort to restrain herself. His hands were at her hips, pulling her down hard every time she bounced up to lance deeply into her.

 

The sound Misato heard was Rei's scream, muffled by her hand as she bit into it, which she let out again as Shinji pushed his hips up off the bed to push his cock as deeply as it could go.

 

“Rei…” He whispered desperately. “…Not so loud, not so loud…”

 

“Hngh!” She doubled over, placing her hands at the sides of his head and clenching her teeth as a powerful orgasm hit her. Desperately trying to contain her scream, a thrill she couldn't explain only intensified and prolonged her climax, tempting her to let it out more.

 

Shinji let out a gasp and sat up when she came around him, fighting against his own urge to cum by wrapping his arms around her and holding her in place.

 

“I can't…I can't…” She whispered back, her voice trembling while she bucked her hips against him. “I want to…haa…haa…HAA!”

 

He hushed her with a kiss, holding her tighter and moaning into her mouth. Rei's quivering sheath squeezed him as she whimpered back, her orgasm briefly shutting down her higher mental faculties before she fell slack against him with a low groan, breaking the kiss.

 

Amazed that he had been able to hold back at all, Shinji slowly let Rei go and laid her on her back. His hands did not leave her, caressing across her sweaty, flushed skin from her head down to her hips and then back up as he crawled into position between her legs.

 

Misato leaned against the doorway, watching stoically as Shinji pulled one of Rei's legs up and over his shoulder, turning her onto her side without protest. With one hand cupping her breast, he plunged back into her with reckless abandon.

 

Wide-eyed at his renewed intrusion Rei grabbed a pillow and bit into it, her moaning again stifled but louder than before. Shinji's labored breaths were also growing in volume, he was having an even harder time remaining quiet.

 

“Rei I'm gonna cum…” Closing his eyes he leaned into his thrusts, slamming harder into her. It was over, he couldn't hold on anymore.

 

“Uhhn!” Rei pulled away from the pillow and grabbed the hand on her breast, holding it tightly as she let her moans out wantonly in time with his faster pounding. “Shinji~!”

 

She suddenly let out a squawk, as her eyes flew wide. She jerked herself hard against him, then again as another orgasm claimed her. His usual loud vocalizations reduced to shallow, soft grunts in his effort to keep quiet, Shinji came as well, filling her with his cum.

 

After thrusting against each other several more times, the two of them collapsed onto the bed, their lips meeting in passionate kisses as they parted from their union and embraced one another on their sides. Though she couldn't make them out, Misato could hear soft words of affection exchanged between their kisses, as their drowsy afterglow set in.

 

Her grip on the door tightening, she resisted the urge to storm in there and ruin their moment. She was going to be nice and let Rei know about the arrangement when she was in a better mood, but this changed everything. For such a cold fish, the girl was damn audacious to do this on her first night in and master or no, Shinji was a fucking asshole worse than Kaji—at least that son of a bitch had the decency to cheat on her at someone else's place!

 

Slipping the door closed, Misato stormed off quietly to the kitchen. Fuck a snack; she needed a God damned beer.

 

 

Rousing from a light slumber, Rei frowned when she realized that she had drifted off in Shinji's room. That frown disappeared when she looked over to Shinji, who peacefully and deeply slumbered next to her with a smile on his face. Smiling somewhat herself, she caressed his face tenderly before slipping out of bed and pulling on the only underwear she wore sneaking into his room earlier, a pair of black lace panties.

 

She had purchased them not long after they had begun having sex, after doing some research into what men liked when it came to these things. Her research had paid off in the best way, Shinji took her like an animal when she first showed them to him, and had since taken to wearing them regularly—though it garnered somewhat more attention in the girl's changing rooms at school than she tolerated.

 

With a final kiss on his cheek, Rei quietly slipped out of his room and closed the door behind her, ensuring that the latch did not even make a loud click. She lingered there, struggling briefly with the urge to return to the bed and his side so she could watch him sleep.

 

“Ayanami.”

 

She did not outwardly react when she heard Misato's voice, but a ball of ice formed exactly where the warmth of her feelings towards Shinji had bubbled. Turning, she looked at the woman as she stood near the archway leading to the sitting room. Her arms were crossed, in one hand she held an open beer, and the expression on her face was one of deep disappointment if not outright anger.

 

“Come here.” She said as she turned and walked off towards the table.

 

Rei obeyed, following Misato into the kitchen heedless of their state of dress, and followed Misato's cold gesture to take a seat across from her where an unopened can of beer awaited her. Seated, she looked at the beer with unexpressed curiosity before looking back at the older woman.

 

“Drink,” She ordered as she took a sip from her own can.

 

Again Rei obeyed without question, opening the beer and bringing the can up to her lips. The bitter taste hit her almost instantly, her nose wrinkling in mild disgust before she continued to drink from the can. The taste lingered on Rei's tongue, and after a moment of contemplation she decided that it wasn't wholly unpleasant. She resumed drinking, seeing past the bitter start and enjoying the aftertaste as well as the warmth that washed down her throat.

 

She set down the can, empty, and stared at it in surprise. “It's good.”

 

Another can was set down in front of her, Misato saying nothing as she opened another can of her own. After looking at the can, she picked it up and opened it, joining Misato in drinking another two afterward. By the time the fourth can had finished, Rei was feeling the effects of the beer considerably.

 

It was finally then, that Misato spoke. “I'm not stupid, you know.”

 

Rei sat motionless, the statement not immediately registering with her. The remaining rational portion of her mind quickly deduced that she had consumed four beers in the space of ten minutes, she was inebriated. However she was too distracted by the drunken observation that Misato was very attractive. “Huh…?”

 

“I know that you and Shinji are having sex.” She said slowly, knowing that Rei's capacities were diminished—that was the point of having her drink. “I know you've been having sex since he delivered your new ID card, and I know you just had sex with him in his room.”

 

She sipped her beer, staring at Rei over it. “You of all people should know better that nothing stays a secret here, especially if two pilots are having sexual relations.”

 

“Or if a pilot and his guardian are doing the same.” Rei slurred suddenly, surprising herself as much as Misato that she had spoken like that to her superior.

 

The older woman was frozen, her eyes wide with disbelief. “What?”

 

“I am aware of your relationship with Shinji-kun, you becoming his slave so that he would pilot.” She answered the gob-smacked woman.

 

There was a metallic crinkle as Misato crushed her beer in her hand. “He told you.”

 

“That is correct.”

 

Misato brought a hand to her forehead and rested against it. How stupid was she? Of course Shinji would tell the girl he's fucking that he has a sex slave, and she wouldn't care. He's Shinji “Iron Balls” Ikari; of course it'd work out!

 

“So that's it, you know.” She said as she let the can fall to the top of the low table. “What now?”

 

Her cheeks turning red, Rei gave Misato an answer that made her blood turn to ice, alcohol and all. “I wish to become a part of the arrangement.”

 

“ABSOLUTELY NOT!”

 

Misato's scream would've woken up Shinji, had he not been in a deep, content sleep, still reveling in Rei's lingering scent. Horror and indignation were far more bitter flavors than the beer Misato loved so much, and they were all-consuming. Trembling in anger, she shook her head at the girl like she was an Angel.

 

Oh how little she knew.

 

“Why?” Rei asked simply.

 

“B-because you're already an Eva pilot, you already know what you've gotten yourself into! You can't just say that you want to be recompensed, you have no justified reason to!”

 

Misato was going too fast for the drunken girl, but Rei managed to keep her bearings enough to understand the miscommunication taking place. “I think you misunderstood me.”

 

“What, you don't want a sex slave?” The older woman asked sardonically. “What more can I give you? Unless you actually want money or cars, or shit like that?”

 

She was as affected by the alcohol as Rei was, even with her experience drinking. Her frustration and hurt was now coming to a head and she couldn't stop it. “So what is it do you want Rei? I'm sure I can give it to you, I've given up everything else!”

 

Rei got up and crawled around the table, like Misato had did when she confronted Shinji, but stopped and laid down on the floor with her head on the older woman's lap. As she looked down at the blue-haired girl, she spoke.

 

“I wish to become Shinji-kun's slave as well.”

 

All of Misato's anger was thus transformed into confusion and disbelief. The soft-spoken, ice queen who already melted for Shinji wanted to be his slave. Misato wanted to pull her hair out and scream at Rei, but all that came out was a single, obvious question.

 

“Why?”

 

Rei answered. “He took me as his own, and let me feel sensations I had never experienced. He has shown me love and compassion I have never felt from the Commander or anyone, and he has saved my life even when I had told him that mine was expendable.”

 

She nuzzled Misato's thigh. “I cannot think to repay him in any other way but to devote myself to him as you do, and make him happy the same way you make him happy. When he is happy, I am happy.”

 

Clarity hit Misato, her hand coming to rest on the back of Rei's head. She was always so distant and she began to understand why, from the girl's own mouth she was devoid of love or any sort of affection, at least until Shinji came into her life. He was able to pull her from her shell, transform her into a woman of such passion that she had to restrain herself.

 

“You really care about him if you're willing to do this, huh?” She asked the girl.

 

“It is as I said,” Rei answered plainly as she pressed her face against the juncture of Misato's thighs, breathing in her scent.

 

Misato jumped. “Rei, what are you doing…?”

 

“Men enjoy seeing women having sex with one another, I have learned. It would make Shinji-kun happy if we did this…” She trailed off as she spread Misato's legs, and delved between them to kiss her outer lips.

 

Her breath caught in her throat, Misato stared as Rei began laying light kisses upon her sex. Though she was not much into girls, she almost immediately recognized Shinji's tender ministrations as the girl parted her folds with her tongue and licked at her opening.

 

“Mmm…” She hummed out softly her fingers stroking Rei's blue locks. “…You learned from Shinji, didn't you?”

 

“Yes.” Rei began licking Misato more aggressively, her tongue circling her opening without delving inside. Bringing a hand into play, she brushed her thumb over the older woman's clit, before rubbing it directly.

 

“Oh…” Her breathing becoming heavier, Misato reclined on the floor and raised her hips higher for the girl. Shinji had taught her well, and it had been a while since she had allowed herself to cum. “Eat me, Rei…God…eat me…”

 

Rei obeyed without hesitation, finally slipping her tongue inside and licking the interior of her vagina with intuitive strokes, following where Shinji's tongue had gone when he went down on her. When her clit fully emerged from its hood her fingers pressed against it with slow back and forth motions.

 

“K-haa…” Soft moans filtered in through her heavy breathing, as Misato placed one hand atop her head, running her fingertips through the girl's soft hair as her other hand came up to squeeze one of her own breasts.

 

The girl was better than good, on Shinji's level easily. Eyes closed, Misato whimpered when she rubbed her harder and tightened her grip on her hair. She was already so close, her body breaking into soft tremors when Rei's tongue touched her deeper.

 

For her, the taste was enrapturing, driving the girl to lick deeper. Hearing a louder whimper from Misato only spurred her on.

 

“…I'm gonna cum…” She gasped. “Rei…oh fuck…Rei you're gonna make me cum…!”

 

Her encouragement sent a spike of arousal through Rei. Grasping her hips to hold her in place, she pushed her tongue hard against the roof of Misato's vagina as Shinji had done to her time and again. Pulling her hand away from the girl's head she brought it up to her own hair to tangle her fingers in it as she was finally pushed over the edge.

 

“Oh…oh f-fuck!”

 

Rei was suddenly assaulted with a flood of Misato's juices as she climaxed, while her pussy sought to clamp onto her tongue. Pulling back she stared as the older woman came down from her orgasm, closing her legs together while whimpering softly.

 

“Oh fuck...God damn…Rei…”

 

She looked down at the girl over her heaving chest, her crimson eyes wide in awe and her face almost humorously shiny from the nose down due to her juices. Sitting up with one arm to support herself, she reached out to caress Rei's face tenderly.

 

Panting softly, Rei crawled closer to Misato and embraced her with a kiss that was returned in spades. Wrapping her arms around the girl, Misato thrust her tongue into her mouth, exploring and licking the inside of her mouth with passionate fervor before pulling away.

 

Rei was then on her back, Misato's lips sealed over hers once more as her fingers trailed down and slipped inside of her tight snatch. “Mm…!”

 

“Ah,” Misato pulled from the kiss and smiled down at the girl, “Even with all the fucking he's given you you're still so tight. Nice.”

 

Holding Rei down by her shoulder with her free hand she fingered her roughly, jamming her fingers into her wet, hot hole while her lips fell onto her flushed skin, kissing and licking from her neck down to her pert breasts and attacking her nipples with hard suckling and biting.

 

She arched her back up to Misato in return, releasing a louder moan to the older woman's actions. Shinji handled her roughly at times, but nothing quite like the wanton disregard Misato seemed to hold towards her, as she twisted her fingers with every entry, rubbing her tender insides in new and intensely pleasurable ways.

 

Misato's lips left her skin and suddenly she was hoisted off the floor, cradled in Misato's free arm. Fingers curled inside her box, pushing hard up against her G-Spot in hard circles, and her hips responded of their own accord, jerking up and down furiously in time with her increasingly desperate cries.

 

“How do you like it, Rei?” She whispered to her before kissing and biting her neck. The younger girl answered with a ragged moan.

 

“It's too much…ah…ah…!” The passion in her voice sounded so unnatural to Misato's ears, she consciously had to remind herself that this was the same Rei Ayanami.

 

She suddenly felt the girl clench around her fingers, a loud gasp immediately following it. Her fingers moved faster and harder, pressing fully against Rei's G-Spot as she began to go over the edge. “Do it Rei, let me hear you scream.”

 

And scream she did. Pushing her hips off Misato's lap, Rei's body tensed in orgasm as she wailed at near the top of her lungs. When her pussy gripped her fingers again, Misato yanked them and watched as she squirted all over the wall some six feet away.

 

“Oh!” Wide-eyed from the intensity and depth of her climax, Rei rolled out of Misato's lap, gasping for breath and curling into a ball.

 

The first thought that came to Misato's mind was that Rei was a squirter, how kinky is that. The second and more serious thought was that she had just gotten her charge drunk and fucked her. Leaning back onto her hands, she looked to the ceiling.

 

“Oh, God damn it.”

 

She looked back to Rei, whose breathing had managed to even out. She was still curled on the floor, but now her fingers were lightly running over her messy sex, sending small thrills through her body.

 

A bit of smug pride blossomed inside Misato at that. Man or woman, she certainly knew how to work them over. “Did you like that, Rei?”

 

Rei only nodded.

 

That was another small relief. “You're dead-set on this, becoming Shinji's slave like me.”

 

“Yes.”

 

“There's nothing I can do to change your mind?”

 

“No.”

 

“Not even if I ordered you?”

 

There was the briefest moment of hesitation, but her answer came resolutely. “No, not even that.”

 

Misato took Rei's legs and pulled her up until her thighs were rested on her shoulders, and gave her opened sex a lick. “Well in that case here's the pecking order.”

 

Rei whimpered when Misato began to work her, licking the length of her sensitive slit with broad strokes of her tongue before sealing her mouth over her opening and licking inside.

 

After deeply tonguing her, she pulled back to speak. “He chose me first.”

 

Her tongue felt so incredible, Rei thought as it washed over her again. Roughly Misato licked her way back inside, being sure to press the tip of her tongue hard against the roof of her vagina.

 

“Hn!”

 

Misato pulled away, throttling Rei back from the edge of orgasm suddenly. She gave her clit a brief suck. “Know your place, and obey me as you would him.”

 

“Y-yes…” She was tongue-fucked again for her compliance, a long groan leaving her.

 

“She tastes amazing.” Misato pulled away again as Rei's breathing became hoarse and deep. “From now on, you're going to call me Misato-sama and Shinji is to be referred to as Shinji-sama. He's above you now, we both are.”

 

“Yes Misato-sama.” Rei breathed back. “Please make me cum again.”

 

Misato pulled her mouth from the First's drooling sex, and jammed two fingers hard inside. “Beg for it.”

 

Over the loud squelching sounds of Misato's fingers pounding her once again, Rei moaned deeply, her entire body again starting to tense. “P-please I'm begging you Misato-sama, make me cum.”

 

A third finger suddenly joined the two, Rei's eyes shooting wide from the intrusion. When a fourth spread her open, they rolled back into her head as a gurgle escaped her lips.

 

Misato could only shudder from the power she held over the twitching, gasping girl. “You're stretched so taut around my fingers, Rei…I wonder…”

 

“I am dying.” Rei could only rationalize from the waves of pleasure that eroded her mind. “I'm going to die…”

 

Then all of a sudden Misato made her move, tucking her thumb beneath her four fingers and pushing her entire hand inside Rei's pussy to the wrist. Immediately she locked up around her hand, her walls seizing over and over, molding themselves to the shape of the hand as it balled into a fist.

 

“Uh…” Her pupils shrunk to pinpricks, the girl made no other sound as Misato fisted her, punching into her to the wrist before pulling back and driving in again. Possibly it was because of the alcohol or her previous orgasm, but despite the size of this intruder all Rei could feel was crippling pleasure as she was cored.

 

“What a whore.” Misato thought darkly as she pumped Rei faster, completely intoxicated by her submission to her brutality.

 

“Take it, Rei.” She growled to her. “Take it!”

 

“…Uh…y-yes…Misato-sama…” The girl replied, clawing desperately at the floor beneath her.

 

Her knuckles pushed against the opening to Rei's womb, her soft vocalizations joined with a sharp gasp whenever they probed the seal of her cervix. Growing bolder she twisted her arm from side to side, grinding her knuckles against the final barrier.

 

“AHHH!”

 

Rei's blood curdling shriek came as she gushed against Misato's arm, the torrent of girl-cum spraying towards the ceiling only to arc and rain down onto her own face as her eyes rolled back into her head. Seizing uncontrollably inside and out, Misato swore the smaller girl's clenching sex would break her hand as she continued to squirt everywhere.

 

It felt like forever passed before Rei came down from the explosive multiple-orgasms. With care, Misato pulled her fist from her pussy with a loud, wet pop, leaving it gaping open so widely she could see completely inside to the battered gateway to her womb.

 

“Uh…uh…” Rei's legs slid off Misato's shoulders as her eyes fell shut. “Misato-sama, thank you. I promise I will…ah…serve you as…ah…well as I can. I am sorry for our deception.”

 

Looking at the juices that glistened on her arm, Misato let loose a small sigh. She lay on top of Rei, hugging her closely, and kissing her on the lips briefly. “I don't like it when people do things behind my back for no reason, Rei. If Shinji wants another girl to play with or anything like that, he just needs to tell me. I want him to be honest with me.”

 

“I understand.” Rei murmured sleepily.

 

Closing her own eyes, Misato kissed Rei a final time and settled to doze off. As Shinji himself noted, things were getting complicated fast.

 

 

Epilogue/Omake

 

 

“Honestly Shinji, why couldn't you have just told me about Rei? Did you think I would've gotten angry?”

 

Why were they so loud?

 

“I guess I was afraid of how you would react, I didn't want to hurt your feelings.”

 

Nails against a chalkboard, they were like rusted nails against a grainy old chalkboard.

 

“Not telling me anything and trying to lie behind my back hurt more than anything. This thing, our arrangement, is supposed to be about trust, got it?”

 

Nails against a chalkboard at one hundred-eighty decibels only inches from the ears, why would they not shut up?

 

“I promise never to lie to you or keep you out of anything again. This is still kind of weird to me.”

 

“Shinji, this would be weird to anyone.”

 

Rei wanted to die. Even better she wanted to kill the people in the living room, regardless of their elevated status. Then she could have her peace.

 

“On that,” Shinji looked towards the direction of Misato's room, “What's wrong with Rei-chan? Is she okay?”

 

Sipping her morning beer, a bright-eyed Misato grinned. “Oh Rei's just got a little hangover. Nothing a few hours' rest won't cure.”

 

Laid out on Misato's bedroll, Rei stared at the ceiling, aching from head to toe from both hangover and rough sex. Never in her life, did she want God to send an Angel down, but that was preferred to another second of this Hell.

 

“I will never drink again.” She murmured.