Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction ❯ The Revival of Evangelion (Part 1) ❯ Part 2 ( Chapter 2 )

The Revival of Evangelion

(Part 2, Kinky Love Triangle)

Shinji: Hey, isn't that Unit 00's lance?

Rei: Yes, it is! It's floating to the earth!

Shinji: I'll use Unit 01 to grab it so it won't land on anybody!

(Shinji goes into Unit 01 and gets the lance, and then all the crosses on Earth disappear.)

Rei: Hey, that's my old body over there. I must be Asuka! Hey Asuka!!! (We exchanged bodies because of how and when we died and when we revived.)

Asuka: So YOU got my body. GIVE IT TO ME NOW, SOMEHOW!!!

Shinji: How would Rei do that?

Rei: Actually Shinji, I could switch bodies with my Light of my Soul.

Asuka: OK, then. GO AHEAD ALREADY!!!!!!

Rei: (Exchanges bodies with her power.)

Asuka: So who did survive that incident? (Which was considered a 3rd Impact!)

Rei: Just Shinji, actually.

Shinji: I just got lucky and survived somehow. I guess I have Unit 01 to thank for that.

Asuka: How did you manage to do that! You're just an idiot! (He's dumb, but I secretly love him.)

Shinji: The rest of the Eva series got me, but they did hardly anything to me miraculously. All those people that died from that are revived now. Everything is how it used to be; well, almost everything.

Rei: (Suddenly I think I want Shinji in everyway possible. Is this true love? I'm going to ask him if I can have sex with him right now, even though Asuka is here.) Shinji, can I have sex with you tonight? I really think you are my true love!

Shinji: OK!

Asuka: Wait a minute!!!!!!! I want to make Shinji to loose his virginity to ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shinji: (This is all to confusing to me right now.)

Rei: NO, TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Rei and Asuka argue for a minute and then something happens)

Asuka: Fine then, we'll both do him together!

Rei: OK, that's fine with me. How about it Shinji?

Shinji: If you are both willing to, then it's OK with me!

(Next, Part 3: 3-Way Sex, Rated R)