Nightwalker Fan Fiction ❯ Cain's Lovely Balls ❯ Cain's Lovely Balls ( Chapter 1 )

Sweet notes: My first NightWalker story! I think it's also my first Christmas story too. *wide eyes* and the first story I've started as an official Yaoi author. Geez if I were you, I'd expect this to be pretty goddamn good. Lol, whether or not it is late…. Anyway! Enjoy!

Warning: PWP, Yaoi, Cain/Shido, comedy, lemon and evil author humour. Oh, rated NC-17.

Disclaimer: I don't own the beautiful bishies or the anime they came from.

Key:

"…" speech.

/…/ telepathy.

'…' thought.

Italics are written.

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Cain's Lovely Balls.

~By Sweetdeily.

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The sounds of the mall filtered out of his hearing; the people screaming, the sounds of the crackling radio, the flashing neon signs, the heat, the hundreds of bodies and the smell of plastic. None of these things were close anyway, people had backed away, and were, in fact, running; it was smart of them. Whether they were buying a rifle or dildo, the sight of a demon trying to attack anyone who ventured too close was not something you tried to throw your precious dildo at. You took your dildo, turned around and went for the nearest exit at the fastest possible pace; you might even drop the dildo if it held you back.

Shido was ambiguous toward these things…. these Breed. If he were anything else he felt he would sometimes start screaming and never stop. It was a very human feeling. Most people tried to pretend Breed didn't exist; the acknowledgement was a little overpowering.

The purple skinned demon's breath was hitching in anticipation of the coming violence, feeding off the tension that laced the air thick enough to swallow.

They were silent for a tense second and the Breed finally snapped, panicked by the promise of death. With a frightened scream it leapt at the purple haired immortal.

"Give up that body!" Shido hissed. His heartbeat resounded loudly and clearly in his head and his vision was so clearly focused on the demon; instincts took his thumb to his mouth and he bit down into the soft flesh as deathly claws descended upon him.

Adrenaline made Shido faster than the Breed.

With sickening ease the sword slid home, straight through the unprofessionally guarded ribcage and then with a sharp, practiced wet twist; into the heart.

Shido could taste his own pulse, could feel the cool, sickly sweat at the back of his neck, the solid weight of the sword in his hand and the rush of blood in his body. Blood began to pour from the wicked wound and the sweet stench of death filled his nostrils, a combination of a slaughter house and rotting fruit. Almost shakily he let go of the sword and stepped back. The Breed burned away and left the dead body. Another foolish mortal lost to the war between himself and the Breed.

He wanted to start screaming now, to release the painful tension and never, ever stop, just to go into blissful insanity. He was no warrior.

Blood trickled down his chest and the vampire looked down in shock. Somehow he hadn't noticed, although it was hardly unnoticeable. The Breed had punctured right through his shoulder joint and he could see his ligaments. They were mostly torn.

Shido stumbled backward, knocking over the metal bin behind him and spilling its contents of McDonald's wrappers and half finished cans of Oolong Tea. He caught himself on a wooden bench seat and drew in a quick, sharp gasp, bent over double.

"Ah, Kami-sama… Itai…" his face went paper white as the shock began to wear in. It wasn't the first time he'd been punctured, but the feeling never ceased to increase in its pure insuperable agony. His blood spilled down his hand and the golden eyed vampire groaned, hitting the ground on his good side. Little black painful spots were eating his vision and Shido let them.

He'd done his job.

/You are such a silly child, Shido. /

/What do you want Cain? / Shido replied dimly.

He passed out before he heard the blonde reply. This didn't make much difference because Cain didn't reply with anything new that Shido didn't already know.

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Shido woke with start in his office. In his cold, frosty, empty office. The soft sound of snow falling outside explained why it was cold. But not why it was empty.

He twitched his body and moaned in pain, looking down at his shoulder. There was a frilly make-shift bandage around the sizeable wound, but it was still an open wound beneath the binding, the pain more than anything told him that.

"Shido!" The door burst open and banged against the wall behind it as Yayoi rushed in followed by Guni and Riho. The woman took in the scene of him lying on the couch and her shoulders relaxed, tension flowing away to be replaced by a soft smile.

"… What…. What happened?" Shido murmured, hopping for some answers.

Yayoi walked to his side, falling to her knees next to the sofa and examining his bandage. "I heard about the fight in the mall, I'm glad you made it back here. How about a little something for healing that wound?" She pulled back her necklace and leaned closer.

Shido made a noncommittal sound. He'd made it back to the office…? But he accepted the offered blood, using his good arm to get into a better position and gently nipping open her neck, releasing the sweet nectar below.

After a few minutes he drew back and licked the last drops of blood from the wound, releasing the natural healing enzymes in his saliva. Yayoi sighed, blush dying away as she slid back onto her heels and then, ungracefully as it was, sat on her ass and shivered.

The fresh blood helped Shido's system greatly; his complexion flushed a little, bringing the blood to the surface and going mostly to the healing of his wound. If he feed like a normal vampire, then the wound would already be healed, but because of his refusal to take a human life, it would still take about two days to fully heal. As it was the flesh closed over, but the muscles needed more convincing to re-knit.

Riho came out of the kitchenette with a tray of coffee and Guni.

"Shido-san look! Someone sent you a Christmas card! I didn't know you had any friends other than Yayoi and myself."

"That's because you're a nitwit." Guni interrupted on pure principal of opportunity.

"Hey! What are you calling me you twerp?"

Yayoi got her feet under her and took the tray from Riho before she could spill the coffee all over the envelope that shared the tray. Ignoring the green fairy and vampire-who-thinks-she's-a-human the woman gave Shido the envelope and settled the tray on the table, taking a sip from her coffee mug.

Shido looked at the envelope curiously, it was engraved with mistletoe, but the engravings were in gold and looked as if they had been pressed on with real gold. The only indication it was for Shido was the kanji proclaiming his name. The kanji wasn't, however, very well drawn. It looked like the work of a child's hand. Shido flipped it over in his hand, looking at the seal on the back.

It was Cain's crest.

'Just great! What's he want now?' Shido thought irritably, he had little doubts about Cain's involvement in getting him back to his office, but why the bastard hadn't just kidnapped him had eluded him until now. Until now, he'd thought he managed it himself, in some unconscious way, but now he was positive his maker had done it. Although Cain did the odd thing for Shido to keep him out of danger, it usually didn't seem to hold so little reward for the blonde. 'This,' Shido thought in reference to the now loathsome envelope, 'has to be some sort of blackmail.'

Now thoroughly worked up over the piece of paper he broke the seal in angry haste.

Yayoi raised an eyebrow as Shido's expression got darker and darker and darker, until he was brooding on his brooding and she thought if he scowled just a little harder his face would have to freeze that way forever. She sipped her coffee.

Shido all but tore the card inside the decorative envelope out and opened it, eyes scanning the European text. It made sense, as long as the letter got to him, Cain didn't have to write the whole thing in Japanese- for which Shido was somewhat grateful, although Cain's calligraphy was second to none, his Kanji, Katakana and Hiragana were appalling- meaning that it might have very private information in it.

Dear Shido,

I had thought you to be working yourself too hard as of late; my fears were proved by you're mishap this evening in the mall.

I would graciously love your presence at my ball this Tuesday, Christmas Eve.

No, Shido, that is not a refusable request.

You may bring your little friends if it makes you feel any better, pet.

~ Lots of love, Cain.

p.s. the details are on the back of this envelope, although they are hardly necessary as it is a public occasion and being advertised on Television.

"That arrogant bastard!" Shido burst out in Romanian.

Yayoi and Riho shared a look of confusion while Guni paused mid taunt to Riho and floated over to her boss.

"Is that a letter from Cain?" The green fairy asked in Romanian.

"Yes! He says I have to go to a ball!" Shido slipped back into Japanese out of politeness.

"A ball, Shido-san? Oh! I've never been to one of those, can we go?" Riho smiled charmingly.

"No! Absolutely not!" Shido growled, scrunching the envelope up and throwing it in the trash meekly.

Yayoi added one and two and three and four together and came up with Cain.

"So that was from Cain, was it? You know, I don't think I've ever been to a ball either, myself."

"I'm sorry to disappoint you then, ladies, but there is no way in hell I am going. And I wouldn't go yourselves if I were you."

Riho's face fell. "Oh… I feel so disappointed… but I understand, it might be a trap, right?"

"Uh…" Shido turned to the T.V and glared at it.

Would Cain be so arrogant to attack them in public? Cain was many things, but stupid was not one of them. What was he up to? Shido balled his hands into fists. It didn't matter; it was the principal of the thing! Cain didn't control him any more!

Riho didn't press him for the answer he was reluctant to say.

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"Shido-san! Can we, please???"

Shido looked up from his newspaper to see Riho coming in the door soaked from head to toe, but holding a flyer to her chest as if it were a precious artifact.

"Can we what?" He asked.

"I know you didn't want to go to that ball that Cain was holding, but there's another one on! And ever since you mentioned it I've wanted to go to a ball. Please can we?" She thrust the flyer at him and Shido read the glowing Kanji and blocky katakana that proclaimed the event as a public city party. It said nothing about being advertised on TV.

The blue eyed vampire scanned the flyer thoroughly, there was a booking fee, but it wasn't horribly expensive.

"And if we don't show up at Cain's ball, he'd never expect us to be somewhere else, right?" Riho went on tactfully.

Shido 'hmmed' softly. He looked up at Riho's hopeful face and smiled softly. "How can I deny you anything, Riho-chan?"

Riho squealed in excitement and grabbed the flyer and picked up the phone. "Alright! I'll make the booking now, you me and Yayoi, right?"

Shido nodded once and she started dialing. Cain would be really pissed off… but hey, Shido could live with the consequences. Right?

~.~

Shido moved his bowtie a fraction to the left and cocked his head. Perfect.

"Are you ready, yet Riho-chan?" Shido called. Riho had insisted on changing in private and Yayoi was on her way to pick them up.

"Hai!" Riho squealed as she came bounding out from their coffin room in a beautiful, fluffy pink dress. Shido whistled and kissed her on the forehead.

"You look beautiful Riho."

His child blushed and smiled. "Arigatou."

Yayoi knocked on the door and Shido drew Riho with him and opened said door. Yayoi was dressed in her best red dress and her hair was swept up in an elaborate crown of braids.

"Oh, you look stunning Miss Yayoi, like a goddess."

"I wouldn't mind ruling over people." Yayoi mused.

"I know something I wouldn't mind ruling in…" Shido murmured much to Guni and Yayoi's amusement and Riho's embarrassment.

They left the office locked behind them and Guni perched in the recesses of Shido's hair. The vampire had opted to pull his mane back into a neat but fluffy ponytail.

Riho hummed some intangible song and walked with a spring in her step.

Yayoi drove.

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The moment Shido got out of the car, he regretted it.

/So nice of you to come, pet. /

"Cain! What the hell are you doing here?" Shido snarled at the voice in his mind, looking around wildly for his creator.

/Why, I am the generous benefactor… you sound as if you didn't expect me at my own ball. Why would that be, Shido? /

Shido swore in as many languages he knew and turned back to the girls, only to find they were already en-route to the door and Guni was settling into Yayoi's hair. "Riho! Yayoi! Don't-"

Cain materialized in front of him and Shido was halted mid yell by a white-gloved hand.

The blonde was adorned in an elaborately silver embroidered golden tunic, his shirt was a frilly black and his dress slacks had been traded in for a pair of black form hugging leather pants. It was a shock! He wasn't wearing his cloak.

The lavender haired vampire swallowed and stepped back, blue eyes turning golden with distaste.

"I wouldn't call them, Shido; they might get lost in the crowds… never to be found again…"

"What do you want?" Shido growled out, aware of the threat.

"I want many things, Shido… but I will settle for your company for the night… for now." A gloved hand extended, meant for taking.

Shido closed his eyes in silent defeat and slipped his hand into Cain's. They began walking toward the door.

If only he'd of looked at the back of the invitation he might have avoided this! Damn his own stupid pride!

"How is your shoulder, Shido?" Cain asked as they walked through the entrance without even being glanced at twice by the ticket collector.

It took a moment for Cain's question to register; Shido was too busy staring around the ballroom they walked into. If he'd ever had any doubts about the centuries of life's wealth that Cain had amassed, they were put to rest under a ton of amazement now. Shido barely remembered the time in which he'd spent with Cain, but as he gazed around the room, it all came back to him how richly they had lived in Cain's castle. The ballroom was lit by multiple European Chandeliers, and even though some of the guests wore kimono's, most were in more modern attire of dresses and tuxedos. There were tables all around the room and waiters navigated through the crowd baring trays of cocktails and glasses of champagne. The raised platform that served as a place for the live band was overlooking the dance floor and the band was complete with European instruments and all. The dance floor was full of romantic couples and it was here that Shido realized what kind of ball it was. It was a romantic couples' ball.

"Uh, its fine." He mumbled out.

Cain chuckled smoothly and drew Shido to the dance floor, with what Shido assumed was a mental command; the band began to play the tango.

"Do you remember this song, Shido?" Cain murmured, bringing his hands to preposition.

Shido nodded and assumed the position. Cain, as always, began to lead. Shido was used to following, however, and moved with an air no mortal could muster, hips beginning to sway in time to the music as Cain moved and pulled Shido with him as the dance began. They stepped away from mortal ability as they moved to the music, vampiric senses working into the play as they spun and shuffled and twirled and moved.

The tango ended but the music hardly missed a beat as it turned to the next classic.

Shido lost his senses in a world of Cain's sensual touch and powerful golden eyes, endorphins seeping through his mind induced from the dancing they wove in perfect, erotic movements. Charisma sprayed with every movement, every soft flick of the hand.

Their movements were perfectly timed and flawlessly choreographed, each complimenting the other in their symmetry.

The music reached its crescendo and then spiraled away.

Shido fell against Cain's warm chest as a new song he'd never learnt the moves to started up, the younger vampire panted softly, body releasing from its rush.

"You enjoyed that, my pet?" Cain asked; voice breathy from exhilaration.

Shido nodded mutely, the first tingling of fear creeping back to him.

"Let us go outside for some fresh air. It is quite stuffy in here, no?"

"If you want." The lavender haired vampire consented.

Shido's golden eyes darted around the room in search of Yayoi or Riho, but he couldn't pick them out.

Cain moved them through the crowd like a knife through hot butter with barely a look at where he was going; his eyes were all on Shido, whose eyes were on the crowd.

"You look so beautiful, Shido."

Shido flicked his gaze back to Cain. "What are you up to?"

"Many things." The elder whispered raucously.

"Like what?" Shido hissed back.

"Like you, Shido."

"I hate you!" The lavender haired vampire turned his head away so Cain wouldn't see the blush that this compliment brought to his cheeks, but of course, Cain knew all his habits and knew what Shido was trying to hide.

"But it is true Shido, if only you would accept my love."

"You seem very obsessed with a 'failed vampire' like me." The moment it was out of his mouth, Shido regretted it.

Cain's tiger eyes narrowed and the next thing Shido knew, he was on his back on the floor and his cheek was burning and bleeding from five perfect imprints of Cain's nails. The crowd didn't seem to even notice, obviously a parlor trick of Cain's.

The whistling sound of a whip alerted him too slowly and the next thing Shido knew was blackness as the blood-whip cracked him on the side of the head.

Cain could dish it out but he couldn't handle it back. Shido should have remembered that much at least.

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Blue eyes fluttered, a pain filled mind resurfacing to find soft, gentle touches instead of the painful abuse expected.

"Shido… wake up, my child…" A cool, accented voice purred.

Shido flinched and raised a protective arm, expecting a quick hiss of a whip, but none came. All he received was a quiet chuckle from his maker and cool fingers pushed his arm down to his side.

"It is okay, Shido, I am not angry with you anymore."

Shido hesitantly opened his eyes.

He was on Cain's lap.

On a bed.

In a bedroom.

On Cain's *naked* lap.

On Cain's king sized-four poster, silk sheeted, many pillowed bed.

In a magnificently decorated, with original pieces of artwork and real Persian rugs and a love couch and mahogany wood dresser and wardrobe- bedroom.

Shido took it as well as he could. He immediately began to struggle.

Cain, however, had the advantage; he grabbed Shido's wrists, transferred them to one hand and pushed Shido's abdomen down. "Tsk, tsk. My sweet Shido… there's nothing to be distressed about."

"I know what you're planning Cain and the answer is no!" Shido growled.

Cain chuckled coolly. "And what am I planning, Shido?"

"You want to… to…" Shido swallowed around the words, blushing deeply.

Cain chuckled and leaned closer to Shido. "Of course I want to. But what if that is not what I am planning?"

Shido blinked. "I hardly see why else you would be naked."

"Maybe it is to tease you, Shido? Maybe it is because I enjoy the feel of the wind between my legs. Perhaps because I thought you were cold and wished to give you body heat? Maybe it is so that your mind will automatically switch to 'that' topic. Or maybe I am prepared for things to come." The way he rolled the word 'come' out, was a very interesting way, for the word- in Shido's mind- seemed to be reduced to three letters and a replacement occurred. Cain, of course, knew every possible way to make Shido blush. Not an easy feat, mind you, as Shido had his own perverted side.

"I hate you."

"And I love you." Cain replied in Romanian.

Before Shido could respond Cain bent down and kissed his child. Cain's lips were velvety soft and slightly warm; even upside-down, there was a familiarity about the kiss that sent a shudder down Shido's spine, making his brain feel as if it were shutting down all high functions aside from that of movement. Despite his usually better judgment the lavender haired vampire parted his lips invitingly. Maybe if… this… was all Cain wanted Shido could get away. Cain took Shido's little invitation and forced Shido's mouth open further invading the sweet cavern with his tongue.

Shido closed his eyes, not willing to watch the triumphant sparkle in Cain's eyes as his maker dominated him properly for the first time in centuries. The kiss Cain had stolen from him a few months ago in his office hadn't been anything compared to this.

After a few more moments of oral exploration Cain pulled back and gazed lovingly down on Shido's features. He traced Shido's nose and lips with his finger before stealing another kiss.

"Mine." The blonde murmured possessively.

"No. I'm… not." Shido mumbled back between kisses, heat rising to his cheeks.

Cain growled and used Shido's arms to force the purple haired vampire back onto the bed. The elder vampire straddled his child and kissed him harder, all but shoving his tongue down Shido's throat. The treatment was harsh and dominating, and despite the fear that curled in Shido's stomach, Shido did enjoy it. Even if it was a secret, a part of Shido liked this rough treatment that Cain put him through.

Cain moved his head lower and bit the right side of Shido's neck, the skin breaking easily under his fangs, as if welcoming the sharp bite. Shido groaned, a half-hearted whimper escaping his lips, the spot Cain had chosen was a very tender place. His maker rubbed against Shido's crutch with his own, sending sparks of bliss up Shido's spine.

"Mine." Cain growled as he pulled back; a drop of blood falling from his lips as he spoke.

Shido's eyes became heavy lidded and he nodded sadly.

He couldn't stop Cain. Or he didn't want to.

The elder licked his lips and began trailing soft kisses and bites down Shido's torso, leaving faint pink marks in his wake.

The blonde rolled his tongue over Shido's dusty nipples a few times; savoring the soft mews that Shido gave in return.

Fire stirred in Shido's groin as his maker unraveled the carefully constructed walls around Shido's feelings with a sledgehammer. Cain released Shido's hands and kissed his child again, hands delving into Shido's hair and running through the strands. Shido began to make a sound at the back of his throat that was best compared to purring. Cain dug his hands into Shido's scalp and massaged gently, enticing groans of bliss from his object of affection. His mouth never leaving Shido's as he explored the beauty's body.

Between their bodies Shido's cock finally began to stir fully to life under all the attention. Cain, well- for all that we know of him- just seeing Shido had gotten him hard.

Another moan fell from Shido's lips as Cain brushed the purple haired vampire's bangs away from his face, breaking their kiss to lick Shido's eyelids. Shido blushed and wrapped his arms around Cain's shoulders, mouth parting sensually, lips full from all the kisses. It was a silly little thing that turned Shido on to no ends; Cain was the only lover to ever discover this quirk and explored it at every opportunity.

"You remember this, Shido? Remember how much you crave my touch."

"Yesss…." Shido hissed out, eyes closed and body limp in Cain's faultless embrace. The blonde sighed and ran his hands down the curves of his child's body, enjoying the soft feel of Shido's smooth skin.

"Do you want me to keep going?" Cain murmured, kissing Shido again, softer this time.

Shido opened his pleasure filled yellow eyes and met his maker's steady gaze with his own steamy heat. "… Please…" He whispered.

Cain smirked and kissed Shido again, the blonde had forgotten how easily the younger vampire submitted to him once he was in the right mind set. Thoughts soared through Cain's manipulative mind like wildfire, things that he could do to Shido, or have Shido do but he settled on his favourite expression of their love.

The blonde kissed his love again and turned on his side, twisting and shuffling until his face was next to Shido's groin and Shido mirrored him. Despite their distance in height, most of this was in leg height and it was easy for this position.

"Mirror me, Shido." Cain commanded, Shido nodded, eyes entranced with Cain's organ.

Cain licked his lips and traced the tip of Shido's member with his fingertips, the steady pulse of blood that beat in his love's body echoing in his ears. Shido gasped softly at this.

The feathery touches of Shido's fingers mimicking his movement made Cain's breath hitch. Almost beyond describing with words, he'd missed this so much. They were so perfect for one another.

Slowly, taking his time, Cain flicked his tongue over Shido's cock, tasting the watery sweat and blood. The thrumming of Shido's pulse increased even as Shido copied the action. The blood obviously enjoyed the attention as he gently pressed closer to Cain, body begging without sound.

Smirking again at Shido's obedience the blonde suckled gently on the tip of his treat, tongue teasing the slit knowingly.

Shido moaned against Cain's skin and almost eagerly began to slide his tongue along the underside of Cain's dick, rolling the drops of blood that was a vampire's precum in his mouth, remembering the taste and the talents taught to him so, so long ago. The purple haired vampire fumbled in his enthusiasm, unable to recall much of what he used to do in this situation, but he wanted to please his maker so that he would receive the same. It was childish, simple logic, but damn if it wasn't flawless.

Cain groaned; the sound sending shivers down Shido's spine as it vibrated along his shaft. Although Shido had lost his perfect talent for cocksucking, he was eager to please the blonde.

Cain used his tongue like a whip against Shido's hot flesh, teeth lightly nipping at the pulsing organ as he bobbed his head, unlike Shido; he hadn't forgotten what sent the little purplette into frenzy.

Shido felt a blush spread along his face from the pleasure that coiled in his stomach and raced all through his system, it was an unrivalled pleasure, one that sweet Riho would never produce.

Taking note of Cain's technique, although hard as it was to focus on such a thing, Shido bobbed his head, sucking harder on Cain's cock as he came up and licking it more as he went down. He swallowed softly, unable to hold anymore blood in his mouth, but it was watery blood; mixed with sweat, not nearly the flood that they released when they came.

Cain did something then that made Shido whimper and shudder, pulse speeding, and body thrusting into Cain's ministrations unshamelessly now. The blonde delicately massaged the younger vampire's balls between his index fingers, enjoying the hot feel of Shido's body and the muffled cries his child emitted, the heat in Cain's own body was agonizing, he wanted release into that hot, wet cavern of bliss, wanted it so badly…

Shido suckled harder on Cain's shaft and deep throated the blonde, remembering to relax his throat muscles at the last second, Cain gave a reverberating groan and came in his mouth. Shido swallowed as much of the rich blood as he could, but some of the thick red liquid leaked from his mouth, trailing down his chin. The younger vampire gave the softening shaft a last lick before he pulled his head back, his spine arching as he closed his eyes, mouth working to produce sound, but nothing coming out. Cain's mouth was like a vacuum of moist, hot pleasure that vibrated all the way down his spine.

Cain increased his pace, on Shido's body, teeth nipping a little harder, mouth suckling the tender spots and tongue teasing unmercifully at Shido's slit. The little gasps that Shido made and the way he sucked in breath, held it and then gasped in again gave the purplette away. Cain didn't even pause in his ministrations, but kept up the steady pace. Shido finally let out a sound that bordered between a moan and a scream and hot blood filled Cain's mouth. The elder vampire swallowed all but a few drops, enjoying the taste of Shido's blood, it was sweeter then he remembered.

They lay still for the longest times; Shido stopped breathing and reigned in his heartbeat while Cain just enjoyed Shido's bedroom presences.

Shido was at a loss for words, he was starting to become uncomfortable once more, wondering what would come next, if he would be hurt or…

"Shhh, my sweet child, you have been around humans too long and they complicate their silly little relationships. We need not. You will always be mine."

And that was, in a nutshell, WHY Shido couldn't stand the man. Great sex accounted for only 70% of his attachment to Cain.

"Damn you!"

"Damn me? Damn me indeed. You are acting like a selfish, spoiled brat, Shido."

The pot calling the kettle black.

~ Owari!!!!

Sweet notes: WHOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! It's done. It's finished. It's over. It's completed…. Er… did you like it? I think it was a bit of a dramatic build up and then just a plunk down, but hey, that's just me.

Cain: *blank stare* you left it with that?

Shido: you left it with a witty one liner and you expect people to *not* complain.

Sweets: Hey! I achieved the desired result didn't I?

Shido:… sex… yes… very confusing sex… but sex no less.

Sweets: confusing?

Cain: yeah… when we came we shot out blood.

Sweets: …tell me, what is the scientific likelihood of vampires having semen for a few HUNDRED YEARS OF SEX? It would have been more confusing if you did, because why the hell would you? When you're DEAD?

Shido: all the other stories have it like that…

Sweets: Well I don't give a fuck how they do it-

Cain: You've done it that way before…

Sweets: well I learn from my experiences, now don't I? I like to be believable these days.

Shido: yeah… my persona 180 was *really* believable.

Sweets: Bite me!

Shido: …

Sweets: -_-;;;; yeah, yeah…. Vampire thingy.

Cain: *rereading* I think that was pathetic sex too.

Sweets: It was my first time with a sixy-niner, it's not an easy position to map out. I'm used to the old one finger-two finger- three finger-screw like bunnies.

Shido: No excuse!

Sweets: How about 'lemon block?'

Cain: meh, barely, you've had one of those before… but still…

Sweets: I can't win…

Seeya minna-san!