One Piece Fan Fiction ❯ CinderUsopp ❯ CinderUsopp ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Ice Moon
Fairy tale yaoi for everyone!

Anime/Manga: One Piece Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Yaoi | Uploaded On: 12.21.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 944 | Visits: 696 | Status: Completed

CinderUsopp
Author: Pirate Abbey
Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece
Pairing: Usopp/sanji and lot of others mild language
Rating: Y
Once upon a time there was a man name Yasopp whose wife died leaving him to bring up their only son Usopp; everything was fine until one fateful night at a bar yasopp got drank and got marry to a man name Donquixote Doflamingo all in the same night! And trust us the honeymoon and morning was hell for both the father and son not only did yasopp marry a manipulating, stuck-up who wears a pink feathery coat he had two son of his own who were just a bad, the first one look like a love child of Michael Jackson and Steven Tyler name jango and the second one was a ballet moving swan loving okama name bon clay and they were as gay as their father. Now yasopp was an open minded kind of guy about this until …
Yasopp: you're what!
Usopp: (scrubbing the floors) I'm gay dad
Bon clay & Jango: not as gay as us!
“This was the last straw”
Yasopp: I'm surrounding by butt pirates!
“See what I mean”
Donquixote: (calling sweetly from upstairs) yasopp mommy needs his sugar daddy!
Yasopp: what the fuck? This it. I quit yasopp ain't going to be sixty-nine no more! Usopp get me a pillow case I'm joining the Klan! Better yet get me my gun I'm joining the red-hair pirates!
Usopp: dad wouldn't be better if you just shoot. .
Yasopp: “holding his son” son I still care for you… “Now aims his sniper gun at him” but if you try to stop me from escaping from big bird and his son Bert & erine I will kill you!
Usopp: um say hi to shanks for me.
Yasopp: “puts the gun down” that's my boy.
Donquixote: oh yasopp dear
Yasopp: got to run “And does so very quickly”
Usopp: ¬¬U
(A very scantily clad Donquixote come down the stairs)
Donquixote: My chugina kokoro no tomo!
Usopp: loyal soul mate? My ass!
Donquixote: just for that it will be!
(And he did, Donquixote who like older men turn usopp into a miserable servant the only place he could find any peace was in the chimney corner among the cinders so they call him cinder usopp but he still cuter than all of them.)
Usoop: thank you!
Chapter 2: The Prince is having a Ball!