One Piece Fan Fiction ❯ The End of Boredom ❯ Chapter 2 ( Chapter 2 )

The End of Boredom
By Reya aka Golden Fire Goddess
Chapter 2

 

Zoro looked at Robin as if she had grown a second head.

 

“You're messing with me.”

 

Nami laughed at his comment.

 

“Not at all. Think of it this way, you won't have to keep memorizing the insides of you eyelids if you play.”

 

Zoro glared at Nami. Sanji, Luffy, and Usop snickered. Chopper looked like he was about to run at the first sign of trouble.

 

“I don't memorize the inside of my eyelids, for all I know they're black.”

 

“What'd you do? Paint them that way?” Sanji snickered, making Zoro relocate his glare.

 

“Awww, come on Zoro. This should be fun. I thought you liked challenges.” Luffy grinned over at his first mate. Zoro sighed, rubbing a hand over his face. If it was one thing he couldn't stay away from, it was the promise of a challenge.

 

“Alright, on two conditions. One, nothing that will compromise anyone else. And two, I am not picked to answer a truth question or to do a dare.”

 

Zoro looked over at Nami and Robin, who had pouts on their faces. Sighing they agreed. The rest of the crew cheered, with the exception of Chopper and Zoro. Chopper looked at his crewmates, feeling a little confused. Zoro caught this.

 

“What's wrong Chopper?”

 

“I don't know the rules of this game.”

 

Zoro sighed.

 

“Okay, real quick for you. The game is `Truth or Dare'. A person is given those two choices and they pick one of them. If they choose `Truth' the person has to answer a question about themselves or an event in which they were directly involved. If they choose `Dare' the person has to do something another person chooses… kind of like `Follow the Leader' but its only you. Understand now?”

 

Chopper nodded, looking a little relieved. That being said, the Straw-hat crew found themselves sitting in the middle of the main deck after a few minutes. Robin looked around, as if looking for a victim.

 

“All right, who wants to go first?”

 

“You're first, you chose the game… you're first.”

 

Zoro growled. The others nodded. Robin huffed.

 

“Fine. Nami, truth or dare?”

 

Nami grinned.

 

“Dare.”

 

Robin suddenly had the look of a predator on her face.

 

“Okay then. I dare you to parade on deck in an outfit of Sanji's choosing.”

 

Nami paled and Sanji grinned. Sighing Nami stood up.

 

“Let's go Sanji.”

 

Sanji, leapt to his feet and followed Nami completely enthused at the idea of what he was going to have Nami wear. Realizing they were heading towards her room, Sanji grabbed Nami's arm and pulled her towards the kitchen. This raised many eyebrows and Nami looked like she was about to have a heart attack. The door to the kitchen closed with an ominous `whump'. Zoro was the first to break the silence.

 

“Should I start getting things ready for a funeral then?”

 

Luffy snickered at that.

 

“For who? Nami? Or Sanji?”

 

Zoro became thoughtful at that.

 

“Hmmmm, not sure.”

 

Usop snorted at that. Of course, at that very moment stopping anymore comments, a loud yell came from the direction of the kitchen. Chopper immediately began to tremble.

 

“Do you think they're okay?”

 

Before anyone could answer, Sanji strolled out of the kitchen. A large smile plastered on his face. He made his way to the edge of the ship and tossed something overboard, then securing a rope to the railing. Everyone blinked, not able to make anything of the chef's actions. Just as Sanji sat, Chopper screamed.

 

“Ahhhhhhh! You killed Nami! Then you dumped her over the edge of the ship. Or even worse, you have her connected to that rope and you're dragging her mutilated body along, using it to catch fish! You- You, chef you!”

 

During this outburst, Sanji had attempted to calm the Reindeer-turned-human down. But at that last part, he burst out laughing. Zoro, stared at the Reindeer and started to laugh as well.

 

“Chopper was that supposed to be an insult?” Zoro, had to know. Chopper, stopped his trembling and gawked at Zoro.

 

“Oh, leave me alone. That was the first thing that popped into my head.”

 

Chopper glared at his two laughing crewmates. Of course loud, raucous laughing would catch anyone's curiosity and that being said, Nami chose to make her appearance at that particular moment.

 

“I don't see what's so damn funny.”

 

Nami was glaring at the laughing fighters. Of course, what she was wearing managed to bring the laughter down and some serious gawking began.

 

First question that popped in everyone's mind was, what is she wearing. Second question, is that even clothing. And down it went to, where the hell did Sanji find such a thing.

 

What was Nami wearing you ask? Well, for starters, it looked almost identical to the outfit that Nami and Vivi wore during the fight for Alabaster Kingdom. The only difference was that most of the outfit was in a gauzy, see through fabric. Fabric that showed off and accentuated her body. The only things that weren't see through was the cloth covering her breasts and the area between her legs. The cloth itself was a pale, shimmery pink with edgings done in gold (For those of you who have no idea what I am describing, think `I Dream of Genie and Disney's `Princess Jasmine' from `Aladdin' mixed together… just without the hair things and veils).

 

Of course, silence always seems to get to a girl when she is wearing very little and is under the intense scrutiny of her crew. Not sure how to handle it, Nami chose an emotion that could take very good care of getting rid of not only the stares, but the feeling of great vulnerability.

 

“What the hell are you all staring at?”

 

Nami began to fume. First with Sanji and now with the rest of her crew. Then a though hit her, before she could cut into anyone else, she turned her attention over to Sanji.

 

“What did you do with my clothes?”

 

Sanji coughed before looking away. Towards the place he threw that mysterious bundle overboard.

 

“Sanji, I'm waiting.”

 

Sanji then began to squirm in his, if he had one, seat. Fumbling around, looking for a cigarette and anywhere that wasn't close to Nami. Nami, however, was getting impatient.

 

“Well Sanji?”

 

Zoro and Luffy looked at each other as the strange actions of their chef clicked in.

 

“You didn't.”

 

They both said, much to everyone's surprise. Sanji, blinked before smiling and nodding. Zoro and Luffy looked at each other.

 

“Hey Zoro, you do the heavy lifting. I'll grab the wood.”

 

Zoro nodded.

 

“Alright, how soon?”

 

Luffy thought for a moment.

 

“Probably as soon as its over.”

 

“Good idea.”

 

Sanji got curious.

 

“What are you two planning?”

 

They both fixed him with a pitying look.

 

“Your funeral.” They said simultaneously. Sanji gaped. Usop, got tired of the wait.

 

“Okay, why are you planning Sanji's funeral?”

 

Nami, Robin, and Chopper nodded, agreeing with Usop's question. Sanji, however, got very pale. Thinking quickly, he jumped up.

 

“I threw them overboard.”

 

And with that, he ran somewhere. Nami looked after him in shock.

 

`My clothes are in the sea?'

 

Fire surrounded Nami as that thought ran around her head. Thoughts of killing a certain blonde-haired chef chased the thought. That is until something heavy and wet hit her in the face. Then she heard laughter, laughter that sounded like Luffy and Zoro. Laughter that sounded like two very soon to be dead men.

 

She pulled the wet pile off of her head and glared at the two howling men. She had just opened her mouth to start yelling when she was cut off.

 

“He put them in a basket and tied a rope to it. Those are your clothes… idiot.”

 

Zoro couldn't help himself. He considered that payback for the eyelid comment from before. Nami glowered at him, before turning on her heal and rushing towards the kitchen. He blinked after her.

 

“Hey! Where are you going?” He called.

 

“To wash off the sea water. If I hurry now, they won't get ruined.” Nami called back.

 

Zoro just shook his head and sat back down with the rest of the crew.

 

AN: Okay, second chapter ending. Does anyone have any requests for `Truth or Dare'? I have an idea for Zoro's, so for anyone else, please? Let me know what you all think so far, please and thank you.

 

Reviewer Responses:

 

Wrath: Thanks, I read the Spin the Bottle fic for One Piece and thought, why not.

 

Yaoi Baby: Thanks! I know what you mean. There are some really good fics out there that haven't been finished up and I wish that they were. Especially those that get to a good part. Ah well! There will be Lemons, but I think somewhere after the next chapter it will start. Sorry about that.