One Piece Fan Fiction ❯ The End of Boredom ❯ Chapter 4 ( Chapter 4 )

Sanji's first reaction was to run. Fear ran through his blood streams like, um, blood? He looked quite uncertain as to whether or not he would withdraw his declaration and go with the other option. Nami noticing this decided it was time for some pay back. And oh yes, he would pay.

 

“Are you a man or a chicken?”

 

Sanji jerked at that, looking at Nami surprised. Thoughts of defending his manhood with insults to Zoro instantly deflated when he realized that it wasn't Zoro that was questioning his manhood. He took courage and a defiant gleam entered his eyes. Nami smirked.

 

Luffy just looked between the two.

 

“You done yet?”

 

They both nodded their heads.

 

“Alright then. Sanji I dare you…”

 

Everyone leaned forward in anticipation.

 

“To…”

 

The pressure was almost too much.

 

“Play `Ten Minutes in Heaven' with Robin. But there's one catch.”

 

Sanji looked confused; he had already played `Ten Minutes in Heaven' with Zoro and had lived. Though being with one of the two lovely ladies gracing the masculine crew with their presence in a closet all alone was a really good thing in his opinion. What more could the rubber man be thinking?

 

“Okay, ya got me. What's the catch?”

 

Luffy smiled enigmatically.

 

“You have to completely agree with the dare first before I go any further.”

 

The chance to go into a teeny tiny closet with Robin was more than enough to get Sanji to forget about any apprehension.

 

“I'm game.”

 

Luffy nodded, but still didn't say anything. A few minutes of waiting left a bad taste in Sanji's mouth. If there's one thing he couldn't stand, it was a bad taste.

 

“Well, what is the other term? What are you waiting for?”

 

Luffy looked at him.

 

“I want to get Robin's okay first as well.”

 

Sanji relaxed and looked over at the archeologist. Robin thought for a minute.

 

`What could be so bad? This is Luffy. What could he have us do that could be so bad?'

 

“Alright, I'll do it too.”

 

Sanji grinned maniacally. Luffy smiled and the rest of the crew whooped.

 

“So what is this last term that we had to agree to do the dare in the first place?”

 

Sanji asked. And so Luffy told them.

 

The expressions of his crew dropped from really happy to completely stunned within a few minutes. No one said a thing. Now they knew why Sanji and Robin had to agree before being told anything more in the first place. And to top it off, they couldn't back out of it. They were screwed.

 

Since the crew was so silent, Luffy decided to bring everyone to their senses and to get the dare over with. Maybe then everyone would start talking. Yup, definitely.

 

“Alright, come on you two. May as well get this over with. What are you guys looking like that for? You already agreed to do the dare.”

 

Sanji and Robin stiffly nodded before getting to their feet. Each were hesitant to get it started. Sanji had to know something before he got down to the skin of it.

 

“Luffy, do we have to… in front of the whole crew?”

 

Luffy tilted his head in thought. He smiled at Sanji.

 

“No, you don't but you'll have to put it out in the hallway once you're in the closet. And I'll know if either of you forget something.”

 

They both nodded and their pace quickened.

 

Finally after what seemed like an eternity, the closet came into view. Luffy smirked. He knew it was for the best. And since he was the Captain, he knew he had to exercise his ability to pass orders and what better way than through a game of `Truth or Dare'. He opened the door for his two crew members and gestured them inside.

 

They both walked in and semi-closed the door. Never looking at each other, they did as they were asked and left everything out in the hallway. They heard Luffy searching it, possibly making piles, before he closed the door the rest of the way.

 

“I'll come and get you guys once your time is up.”

 

Luffy called through the closed door. And then as an after thought he added, “Don't do anything that I wouldn't do.”

 

Of course that was a very limited list of things Luffy wouldn't do. With a smile planted on his face, the future king of the pirates seemingly walked back to the rest of his crew…

 

*~*~*~*~ Meanwhile~*~*~*~* (Gawd damnit, it's back… again! Yes, I know how much you all missed these.)

 

Robin and Sanji were currently in the closet (like they'd be anywhere else). Moving seemed to be impossible and breathing was hard. Knowing that there was someone on the other side of the closet was enough information to keep them both separated and as far apart as possible.

 

It wasn't that they didn't like each other. Robin didn't have much of a problem with Sanji at all; she rather thought he was cute. And Sanji, well, it was a wonder that he didn't have some sort of eye problem due to the fact that he almost always walked around with hearts in his eyes whenever the female crew members were around. But that was irrelevant. It was the fact that their honorable, yet deceptively naive and dumb Captain just got them to do this dare.

 

And this is also where fate would be evil and do something that would cause something good or bad (depending on how you think about it) to happen. Sanji got an itch. And it just wasn't any itch… it was the type of itch that you had to bend over in order to get to. Unfortunately, it was also a rather persistent and intense itch. That just wasn't going to go away unless he did something about it. And in his discomfort, he completely forgot the position he was in and bent over.

 

And when he bent over, his head came in contact with something soft and squishy. A something that was connected with something that stiffened up and gasped (and if you couldn't guess what he connected with, well, you need to pay attention in your biology class more). Yes, Sanji had in fact came in contact with Robin's chest. And, no he didn't jump away either. In fact, he was so shocked he stayed there. In his bent over position. With his head on Robin's chest.

 

Robin, on the other hand, was stiff from the unexpected contact. Although, she was getting used to his head being on her chest, she was getting worried and a mite annoyed. But she held back on her anger, maybe he had passed out and didn't know where he landed. It could be possible, so the best course of action was for her to check, yup, best course of action. Then again, maybe she should give him a few minutes to get himself together, wake up, whatever. She liked that course of action better. Besides, its not like he's… never mind, he dies now.

 

Sanji, while Robin was contemplating her next course of action, decided that it would be good to get up off of her chest and so raised his hand and started to push on yet another soft and squishy thing that was within the vicinity of his head. First thing that came to his mind was `darn those soft squishy things they will be the end of me'. The second thing that came to his mind was `oh shit, I am a dead man'. With that thought coursing through his mind, he stumbled back yelling about an evil, evil itch and silently (okay he said this out loud a bit too) cursed soft squishy objects that happened to get him in this mess.

 

Robin managed to calm down enough to actually listen to his ramblings. She almost laughed at his obvious upset at `soft, squishy things' and decided that he wouldn't have to die, she'd just get him back. So she grew two hands, that were approximately located approximately near Sanji who was approximately on the other side of the closet which was approximately where they were currently located. Approximately. Groping around a bit, cause the closet is dark and neither can see very well, Robin located the currently cowering Sanji. Feeling him stiffen she couldn't help but let out a small giggle.

 

Sanji on the other hand had decided that his life as he knew it was over and that there was nothing that he could do about it. So with his fate predetermined he went for cowering, hoping that his death would be quick and with the least amount of pain as possible. That's when he felt it, two hands looking for him. Unfortunately, he didn't expect for them to go grope over something that was south of the border close to the area of his knee. Which unfortunately made him stiffen. Which unfortunately made a giggle come from the vicinity of Robin. Which unfortunately made him want to get some sort of revenge. Unfortunately.

 

Throwing caution to the winds and well wherever else he could throw it, being in a closet and all, Sanji grinned and reached out. Slowly, he came in contact with something soft and firm, thankfully nothing soft and squishy. But then again, maybe not.

 

Robin again felt Sanji's hand on her, this time on the region of her tummy (yes tummy, not stomach, tummy which is the area over the organ known as the stomach… there is a difference... maybe). Robin stiffened before relaxing, thankful he wasn't going to grope her chest. That's when it happened. Maybe if he did that instead of it, everything would have been okay. But no, he just had to do it. He started to run his hand on her tummy, making her squirm a bit.

 

Sanji deciding that he rather liked making Robin squirm and so without further ado, be put his other hand within the same vicinity of his first hand. Thus making Robin squirm even more. Thus this reaction caused a string of giggles to leave her mouth. Thus making Robin squirm to the point where she knocked into Sanji, pinning him to his side of the closet on the wall (cause you can't lie down in a closet). Their faces were only centimeters apart each gasping for breath (well one was laughing and the other just got the wind knocked out of him). Of course one would get tired and thus attempt at leaning their forehead on the other person's forehead. But in this case, Robin missed and ended up doing a bit of lip groping on Sanji's mouth (otherwise known as a kiss). Both were stunned and frozen and neither really wanted to break away. A few minutes went by and Sanji decided once again to be bold and wrapped his arms around Robin's waist and pulled her even closer to him. An act that coincidentally caused Robin to pull closer to Sanji wrapping all four of her arms (no the ones she grew didn't disappear) around the both of them.

 

Being like that, with one pushed on the other a case of Roman hands and Russian fingers comes into play. Each wanting to know how the other felt. Fingers brushed against skin rapidly becoming sensitive. The heat was becoming heavier and they had to break their kiss in order to breath. Once they got a good amount of oxygen in their bodies, they clashed again this time with tongues coming into play. Passion enveloping them, when finally their hands and fingers reached the area where things take that extra careful pause.

 

Breaking their kiss, they tried to look in each others eyes. Trying to see that it was okay to keep going. That it was okay to be doing this. Neither could see the other and so had to do with words that their vocal cords were hard pressed to make.

 

“You sure?”

 

“This okay?”

 

“Keep going?”

 

“Yeah.” Both answered in unison and so they kept going.

 

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* LEMON *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

 

Robin concentrated as best as she could and managed to make two more arms grow. She made them begin to massage his thighs and stomach, while the other two began to pull on his nipples. Her last two hands began to massage the area that needed the most attention at the moment.

 

Hot, and hard in her hand, Robin could only make it get more so. Rubbing up and down, he groaned at the feeling. It seemed like it would go on forever and yet, he never wanted it to stop. He knew he had to turn the tables on her; otherwise they would completely end up in territory that he wasn't so sure she really wanted to be in. But first, he wanted to play a bit.

 

His hand reached out and gently caressed her stomach. As softly as he could, he began to rub his hand in slow circular motions. Dipping down a bit, he found himself at that little line that said you are now entering dangerous territory. He slightly hesitated, but all that got him was a tighter stroke against him. He moved down, past the area that was surprisingly devoid of what should have been there. It was as soft as the rest of her skin and yet the idea of something so sharp being there almost made him cringe. But then again, he too was near sharp things. What was left was to just slightly slip down a bit more and once he did so he was overwhelmed by heat and moisture. She was more than ready, in body at least. Yet that didn't stop him from pulling back from their kiss and ask again.

 

“You are sure?”

 

His only response was to have his lips claimed again and a hard tug on his nipples. His resolution set he plunged a finger inside of her, making her gasp and stop stroking him. It took her a moment to get use to his intrusion, and once she did they both began stroking one another in a fast pace. And yet, this contact wasn't enough for either one of them. Slowly they stopped, neither one was sure how to ask for what they both wanted. The feeling of what they wanted surrounded them, choking off what little they were able to retain.

 

Finally, Robin could not take it any longer. She grabbed his hips; the extra hands she grew disappeared, and thrust his and her hips together. The move was demanding yet the way she did it, it was as if asking for something that vocal cords couldn't say. It was almost shy. Sanji knew just what she was asking for and so decided not to torture themselves with the implications of it, because if nothing else he was a gentleman. And when a lady asks for something, you always oblige her.

 

Sanji gripped Robin by the backs of her legs and lifted her up onto himself. Robin moaned a bit loudly at the intrusion, and soon was moving slightly waiting for Sanji to start moving, hopefully soon. Sanji started moving her up and down. Slow and shallow. Teasing strokes that had Robin squirming and trying to get him to go faster. She nipped his ear and reached down between them. She gently caressed him and began to stroke at the base. Sanji gasped and decided that he wasn't going to tease anymore. Leaning Robin on the opposite wall, Sanji began to thrust into her harder. Hard enough to make her bounce slightly off the wall. Both were moaning and groaning and falling deeper into the pit of ecstasy. Emotions and feelings, their senses all threatening to overwhelm them. And when they felt they couldn't go on, a great tidal wave of pleasure washed over the both of them. Each calling out the other's name, twining their limbs in one another hoping to make the feeling stay longer. Finally, the overwhelming feeling abated and they both sank to the floor gasping for breath.

 

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* END LEMON *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

 

*~*~*~*~ Meanwhile~*~*~*~*

 

Luffy had returned to the rest of the crew once he heard things going according to his plan. One would never have known that he was a devious plan maker. And that his plans always had a knack of working out. But we digress.

 

The rest of the crew looked up at him as he made his approach. Each had an indescribable feeling etched on their faces. No one was sure what to say to their Captain. Sounds of who knows what came to them. A few smirked while a couple blushed at the implications of those noises. Luffy sat down and grinned at them. Zoro finally got his nerve up to ask him a question.

 

“Luffy, what exactly is making that noise? And isn't Sanji and Robin's ten minutes up?”

 

Luffy grinned again at his first mate.

 

“The noise is Sanji and Robin, but they are a little too busy at the moment.”

 

His grin widened and he began to laugh. Chopper was getting worried and so asked his question.

 

“What are they doing that would cause them to make all that noise?”

 

Luffy laughed harder before he answered.

 

“Dusting the walls.”

 

And with that almost everyone knew why their Captain was so happy. And yet, No one said a thing. Now they knew why Sanji and Robin had to agree before being told anything more in the first place. And why they couldn't back out of it. Ten minutes in Heaven… naked. They were screwed. Literally.

 

 

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AN: Well there's the 4th chapter! Yosh! Now, this was my first lemon and I know it sucks… sorry about that, I tried. Now, for my next question. Does anyone know how to do a male strip tease? Advice would work well with this as well. Thanks! If you want to read the lemon (if you're on ff.net) then go to mediaminer.org or adultfan.nexcess.net/aff to view. Its under the same title, just a different pen name.

 

tori007otaku: Thank you! I am glad that you are enjoying my fic so far. I hope you like this chapter as well. But, please don't die!!!!

 

Anime Insaniac: Ah, sorry for my misunderstanding. I like Luffy x Nami, but most of the ones that I have read just show him being stupid and makes it seem that Nami is taking advantage of him. That's all that really bothers me about that pairing. But, yeah, I do understand what you mean about pushing him until he snaps. That could be really funny. Although I know a little about his past, I am not that comfortable writing about it. Any idea for a dare that could get him to rocket off?