One Piece Fan Fiction ❯ Usopp's Cousin ❯ Chapter 2 ( Chapter 2 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: purpality 
Things get weirder and weirder with Kaila. And the trees next to the house oddly move by themselves...
Anime/Manga: One Piece Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Fantasy / Romance | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 11.18.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 409 | Visits: 355 | Status: Completed
Things get weirder and weirder with Kaila. And the trees next to the house oddly move by themselves...
Anime/Manga: One Piece Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Fantasy / Romance | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 11.18.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 409 | Visits: 355 | Status: Completed
CHAPTER 2
"Oh...this is awkward..." Kaila said. There was an awkward silence. "What're you doing?" Usopp asked. "We were just..." Kaila began, "...ummm..." More silence. Luffy zipped up his pants and moved away from Kaila. Kaila sat up. "Well, I'm gonna go now. Bye!" Luffy quickly said. He ran out the room, leaving Usopp and Kala alone. "What were you thinking?!" Usopp yelled, "Do you know what would happen if you had gotten pregnant?! Luffy would be the father of a warlock!" Tears streamed down Kaila's cheeks, "I'm sorry, okay?" Usopp sighed, "At least I got here before Luffy could do anything to you. He'd be having sex with a witch!"
THE NEXT MORNING
"Morning, Luffy." Kaila said seductively. She touched his neck while passing him, making him blush. Kaila's hair was back in two braids. Everyone else was confused, except Nami, who appeared green with jealousy. Chopper noticed, "Nami, are you JEALOUS???" "NO I"M NOT JEALOUS!!!" Nami yelled. Chopper backed off. "So what do you want for breakfast?" Kaila said. She was in the kitchen. "Bacon!' Luffy said. "Sorry, but I'm a vegetarian."
"WHAT?!"
Luffy almost fell over. NO MEAT?! Kaila just smiled.
LATER...
"Well, it was nice meeting you, Kaila." Luffy said. The crew was about to leave. "Nice meeting you, too, Luffy." Kaila said. When would she admit she was a witch? "I wish you guys would stay longer. I was gonna build a giant sculpture in Betty today!" "Who the HELL is Betty?!" Zoro finally asked. Kaila pointed to her odd house.
Another awkward silence.
"So what's your sculpture gonna look like?" Luffy broke the silence. "Chopper!" Kaila said. "Who now?" Chopper asked. Kaila smiled, "Can he stay a little longer? Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase?" Kaila pleaded. Chopper shook his head in Luffy's direction. Luffy ignored it, "Sure! We can all stay for a little while!" Chopper scowled. "YAY! C'mon!" Kaila pulled Chopper towards her house. Suddenly, the trees next to the house began moving. "Oh, God...Betty woke up!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
"Oh...this is awkward..." Kaila said. There was an awkward silence. "What're you doing?" Usopp asked. "We were just..." Kaila began, "...ummm..." More silence. Luffy zipped up his pants and moved away from Kaila. Kaila sat up. "Well, I'm gonna go now. Bye!" Luffy quickly said. He ran out the room, leaving Usopp and Kala alone. "What were you thinking?!" Usopp yelled, "Do you know what would happen if you had gotten pregnant?! Luffy would be the father of a warlock!" Tears streamed down Kaila's cheeks, "I'm sorry, okay?" Usopp sighed, "At least I got here before Luffy could do anything to you. He'd be having sex with a witch!"
THE NEXT MORNING
"Morning, Luffy." Kaila said seductively. She touched his neck while passing him, making him blush. Kaila's hair was back in two braids. Everyone else was confused, except Nami, who appeared green with jealousy. Chopper noticed, "Nami, are you JEALOUS???" "NO I"M NOT JEALOUS!!!" Nami yelled. Chopper backed off. "So what do you want for breakfast?" Kaila said. She was in the kitchen. "Bacon!' Luffy said. "Sorry, but I'm a vegetarian."
"WHAT?!"
Luffy almost fell over. NO MEAT?! Kaila just smiled.
LATER...
"Well, it was nice meeting you, Kaila." Luffy said. The crew was about to leave. "Nice meeting you, too, Luffy." Kaila said. When would she admit she was a witch? "I wish you guys would stay longer. I was gonna build a giant sculpture in Betty today!" "Who the HELL is Betty?!" Zoro finally asked. Kaila pointed to her odd house.
Another awkward silence.
"So what's your sculpture gonna look like?" Luffy broke the silence. "Chopper!" Kaila said. "Who now?" Chopper asked. Kaila smiled, "Can he stay a little longer? Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase?" Kaila pleaded. Chopper shook his head in Luffy's direction. Luffy ignored it, "Sure! We can all stay for a little while!" Chopper scowled. "YAY! C'mon!" Kaila pulled Chopper towards her house. Suddenly, the trees next to the house began moving. "Oh, God...Betty woke up!"
TO BE CONTINUED...