Original Poetry Fan Fiction ❯ Angel Wings ❯ Funny Random Naruto Poem XD ( Chapter 5 )

_____________gaara_______________
blood rains from the sky
i see the fear in their eyes
the all looked at me wrong
and omg is that kankuro in a thong?
___________kankuro___________
i know they think im a cat
or maybe a bat
but i took off my hat to say
IM SEXAY!
_____________temari______________
wind blows through my hair
i smell disgusting fish in the air
i look at the ground
but see i standing in something brown
____________baki____________
curtain draped across my face
people think im a different race
my lips are huge
no one thinks im a dude!
____________sasuke_________
im emo, yes
I wish I had breasts
my mother is dead
my bro cut off her head
__________sakura_________
sasuke ingnorrs me
i dont like lee
ino is a pig
this poem is riged
__________naruto_________
i like sakura
but i think she's a man
sasuke is a emo who cuts his hand
i dont know what she sees in him
but my brain is starting to go dim
__________kakashi___________
i am mysterious
sometimes i get delirious
when i read books i get curious
also my students make me furious!
______________hinata_________
i am shy
i see "things"with my eye
neji is my cousin
but he is always buggin
___________kiba___________
chicks think akamaru's cute
by their screams i go mute
my sister is a bitch
my butt is starting to itch
_____________shino___________
girls think im creepy
the talk sensei made me sleepy
akamaru peed on my sandle
i put my hand on a handle
much to my suprise i fell
i then had to spell
the word was difficult
i cant find a word that rhymes so
fillicult(I guess)
___________kurenai_____________
my student creeps me out
holy shit kiba grew a snout!
hinata's too shy
oww, there's a bug in my eye!!
_____________shikamaru___________
i use my shadow
it scares people when i say ELLO!
ino pukes after eating
i hate to think about meetings
_____________ino___________
sasuke thinks im weak
but actually im bleak
i have no clue wat that means
but i ate some beans
i now have gas
sasuke has a stick up his ass
___________chouji__________
i like food
it is good
people call me fat
but in fact
im just chubby
but ill never be a hubby
_____________asuma_________
people say smoking is bad
i start to get mad
shikamaru is smart
chouji has a food cart
___________tenten________
i throw knives
i hate kites
neji thinks im hot
but i think im not
guy adores lee
but has little time for neji and me
_____________neji___________
guy is a pedofile i think lee knows
i once got to shove a mint up his nose
lee thinks he can beat me
tenten is funny
_______________lee_______________
i wear green
i dislike beans
they give me gas
and then i'll blow off my ass
_____________guy______________
lee is like a son
i like to make neji mow my lawn
tenten is smart
i like to eat poptarts
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