Original Poetry Fan Fiction ❯ OMG! I ACTUALLY wrote that! ❯ The Poem I Wrote While I Was Mellow ( Chapter 1 )

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A challenge I made for myself while tipsy as hell. Okay, I was DRUNK. Tee hee! How'd I do?

Genre: Comedy
Rating: Teen (because I'm talking about drunkeness and there's 1 foul word)

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The Poem I Wrote While I Was Mellow

(A challenge I made for myself while tipsy as hell. Okay, I was DRUNK. Tee hee! How'd I do?)

by iloveanimecartoons

Original (and BEST) March 11, 2008

Laying down is a thought that runs through my mind often

I drank so much gin and juice that it relieved all my coughing

The congestion is gone and I now feel loopy—those drinks were strong

When I try to walk straight, well…something is wrong

The dog looked at me funny—my cousins' stare was sarcastic

I might just be a tad drunk `cause her expression is CLASSIC

Okay, “mellow” may be a little lightweight—the room's slanting a bit

Damn…three glasses of G&J and I'm tipsy as shit

And…um…uh…I'm really, really hot all of a sudden, my friends

This slight lightheadedness tells me this poem's soon coming to an end

I think I'll go lay down a spell till my tummy stops flipping

Before my lunch comes back to haunt me…no more liquor sippin'