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The Adventures of 2 Anarchists

Chapter 1: Sunny and Cher

 

Disclaimer: I am not Sunny or Cher, nor am I saying they were anarchists.

 

Katana: Sorry if this story offends anyone, it involves anarchy, totalitarianism, and communism. And T.U.S.A. is meant to mean the U.S., but it is a JOKE! I really DON'T THINK THIS! So please fellow patriots, don't send me hate mail!

 

 

Once upon a time there was a bubble named Macadamia…or maybe a macadamia named Bubbles… or an inhuman combination of bubble and human called Nancy. Anyways, this bubdamia was a nut, or crazy, not a macadamia nut, she was just insane, or a nut, but not physically.

Oh damn it all…

 

Once upon a time, there lived a bubdamia named Betty. She lived in the Totalitarian United States of America or T.U.S.A. Her best friend was a spatula named Fredrick, but everyone called him Bob, but Betty called him Jim. Jim, on the other hand, called her Honeypie and several other, and considerably dirtier, pet names. Now, in this magical place, the T.U.S.A., people weren't permitted by law to say what they thought or to be who they wanted to be. In this country, everything that was said or done was dictated by a leader generally referred to as “The Man”. The Man had decided that everyone had to wear all blue clothing on Tuesdays between 4 a.m. and 9 p.m., wear their socks inside out, and we're not allowed to work to better their position in life unless they did it through bribes to oil companies. Everyone had to agree with The Man, or else they would be called terrorists and disappear under mysterious circumstances.

Now Honeypie and Jim were something called Anarchists. They believed that people had the right to do as they like, rule themselves, and have no corrupted officials govern them. Together, they wrote several books about anarchy called, Freedom, Love, and the Pursuit of Burning the Pigs that Run the T.U.S.A. Of course to protect themselves, they used the aliases, Sunny and Cher.

They were very unhappy living in the T.U.S.A. The Man had taken all the people's hard earned money and getting fatter while the people had their homes taken from them and were starving. Honeypie and Jim wanted desperately to leave, but The Man declared that no one was allowed to leave without his special permission. So Honeypie and Jim decided to pose as avid supporters of “The Man” and escape to the Communistic United Nations and Norway or C.U.N.N.Y.

This is were their adventure began.