Original Stories Fan Fiction ❯ Crack Syndrome ❯ Session 3: Pride Part 1 ( Chapter 3 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
By: IrrationalDemon313 
Took me way too long to post this one but here it is Session 3. This one introduces another character named Danny who is connected with street gangs
Miscellaneous: Original Stories Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.27.2007 | Pages: 28 | Words: 16.5K | Visits: 176 | Status: Work In Progress
Took me way too long to post this one but here it is Session 3. This one introduces another character named Danny who is connected with street gangs
Miscellaneous: Original Stories Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.27.2007 | Pages: 28 | Words: 16.5K | Visits: 176 | Status: Work In Progress
Crack Syndrome
Session 3 Pride!!! (part 1)
Danny walks through the streets and alleyways alone. He thinks back on what “He” said
Danny-That fucker, No puede defenderse, pero quere que yo combater con sus enimigos. That asshole!!!
As Danny walks through the streets he's stopped by 4 members of a rival gang called the imps.
Imp2- Well, well, well!!!!!!!!!!!!! What do we have here!!!!!!!!!!!!!? Hahahahahaha!!!!!
Danny- Metete un palo por tu culo!!! You fucking cabron.
Imp3- Lets slice his eyes out!!! Yeah let's do it!!! Come on!!!! Come on!!!!!!!!!
Danny- Try it
The 4 gangmembers pull out meat cleavers. One of them runs towards Danny but gets punched in the stomach.
Imp-Agh!!
Danny grabs the Imp member and throws him into a speeding car. Rge Imp crashes through the window face first. The shattered glass cuts his face up and become stuck in his eyes.
Danny- Hmph…fucking dumb shit.
Danny picks up the meat cleaver and flings it at another ones face. The meat cleaver becomes stuck.
Imp3- Ugh!!! Hehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh god it hurts!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! It hurts so much!!!! Hahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny sprints towards him and punches him dead on in the face. The impact of the blow is so strong that the meat cleaver lodged in the imps face cuts through.
Imp3- AAAGH!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!............................UGH!!!!
Imp2-hahahahaha.Hehhehehhehhehhhehhhehhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imp4- Kill!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kill!!!!!!!!! Kill!!!!!
Danny- You ass wipes shouldn't be laughing!! Cause I'm gonna beat your asses to a bloody corpse.
Danny runs towards them and punches one in the stomach leaving a dent.
Imp2- Ugh!!!! Hahahahahaha (coughs out blood)
Danny- Yo that laughing shit is getting fucking annoying!!!!!!
Danny punches the imp in the stomach again and then elbows his face. The imp member's faces shatters as blood and teeth burst out leaving him knocked out.
Imp2- Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The other Imp runs toward Danny trying to cut him, but Danny tackles him and starts choking him.
Danny- Hijo de puta!!! Die fucker!!!
Danny lifts him up and head butts him, then he punches the last imp's stomach and elbows him in the face which makes him drop to his knees.
Danny- I'm done with this shit.
Imp3- Please do it!! Please!! Kill me!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA!!!!!
Danny backs away from him, but then starts sprinting towards the imp member
Danny- HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take this!!
Danny leaps into the imp member and knees his face. The Imp member stumbles around, but before he falls to the ground Danny runs at him again and uppercuts him with enough impact that it snaps the imp member's neck.
Danny- Hmph….. cabron
Danny continues from where he left off. About a few feet away he hears the sounds of a fight and rushes over to see what happened. A group of bodies from a rival gang known as the faceless are laid out on the ground. Some of them have their face mask broken in.
Danny- (Whistle) Damn not bad.
Naoto- Hmm? Oh thanks. Who were these creeps?
Danny- They're called the faceless, they're a rival gang of m….
Danny hesitates and remembers not to tell anyone about his gang.
Danny- They're part of a rival gang against the imps, the Streamers, and the Lost. I was just fighting off some of the imps
Naoto- Oh I see. Well I gotta go.
Danny- Fine then man. Watch your ass.
Naoto- Same to you.
Both of them walk off, Naoto walks over to Jim's house.
Naoto- Hmm? So this is where Jim lives.
He goes through the front door and tries to open it.
Naoto-Damn it!!! Its locked!!
Naoto goes through the backyard and surprisingly finds the door leading into the living room open.
Naoto- hmm? Nice place. Now where's Jim's room?
Naoto looks around and checks upstairs. There he notices a door left open, inside he sees Jim sleeping. Naoto walks up to him and yells into his ear.
Naoto- Jim!!! Wake Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim- AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!...Oh Naoto um…what the hell are you doing here!!!!!!?
Naoto- I came to wake you up.
Jim- At 5:30AM on a Saturday!!!!?
Naoto- Whatever, look there's nothing to do and besides there's this store in Lost Heaven I want you check out with me.
Jim- (Yawn) Fine then.
Jim puts on his pants and his sandals.
Jim- So what's so special about this place?
Naoto- You'll see.
Jim and Naoto leave and enter an empty subway. On the way Jim falls asleep until they hit their last stop.
Naoto- Jim wake up.
Jim- Great……
Naoto starts running almost leaving Jim behind.
Jim- Hey slow down man!!! I can't keep up!!!
Naoto- Try to!!!! Trust me!!
Jim and Naoto stop in the middle of a crowded street filled with small shops and staircases. Naoto enter a small looking store with a bunch of posters of martial artist and such.
Naoto- We're here.
Jim- I hope this is worth getting up at 5:30AM!!!!
Both walk inside
Jim- Hey its dark in here…. And no one is in here
Naoto- Well I found this store like this my guest is that the owner is away or something
Naoto turn on the lights
Jim- Holy Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim's face hits the ground very hard as he stares in awe at the masses of guns, blades, and anime pictures
Jim- I guess that is where you get your weapons from huh buddy?
Naoto- Look behind the counter there's more
Jim looks behind the counter and finds boxes full of white power, leaves, pills, and manga
Jim- How did you find this place?
Naoto- I was just looking around…but aside from that this was worth it right?
Jim- Yeah, but still you could have woken me up at 9:00 I wouldn't mind….cause by then I won't be so damn groggy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So lets go then.
Naoto- Not yet. Tell me what's going on first.
Jim looks at him puzzled.
Jim- Huh? What are you talking about?
Naoto- Oh don't act so damn stupid!!! You have pills in your jacket pocket!!!
Jim- Uh…..? Yeah…yeah!! Their medication!!!!
Naoto- let me see them.
Jim- No!!
Naoto walks towards Jim.
Naoto- I said hand them over.
Jim- No dude!!
Naoto- Give me them!!!!
Naoto tackles Jim over. The two trip and roll around in sequence while they fight for the pills.
Naoto- Aha!!!! These are drugs!!! I knew it!!
Naoto throws Jim into the counter. Jim crashes into one of the boxes of powder.
Naoto- Hey why do you have these? Jim?
Jim stumbles up. Naoto notices a half empty bag of powder on his head.
Naoto- Jim?!!
Jim's head starts vibrating. His eyes turn point blank white.
Naoto- Hey what's going on!!!?
Jim's head falls off and rolls onto Naoto's feet still vibrating.
Naoto-nani, ita tsui? {What the hell?}
Naoto backs away. All of a sudden a small pill pops out of the head's mouth. Naoto picks it up.
Naoto- Huh? Wait a minute. This is a…..
A loud voice is hear saying…..Pachinko Ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jim's body cracks. All of a sudden a wave of balls burst out of it rolling into Naoto like a tidal wave.
Naoto- Agh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yameru!!!!! [Stop]
The balls all line up and stop.
Naoto- Huh?!! What is going on!!!? Where's Jim?
The balls all roll into the still vibrating head. A small explosion occurs and Jim's body is there. His eyes are still white and there's drool on his face.
Naoto- Jim wake up!!! Jim!!!
Naoto kicks Jim over.
Jim- Agh!! Electric training bra!!!!!!!! Oh it's you. What I miss?
Naoto- You don't remember?
Jim- No shit. Of course I do!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways it depends on the drug.
Naoto- Yeah. Steer clear of them, okay? (For my own safety)
Jim- No. Besides I can't die from them.
Naoto- Wait wha?
Naoto stands there perplexed. His eye twitches as he thinks to himself in Japanese.
Naoto- (He's lost it!!!! I gotta see this for myself)
Naoto grab several bags of white powder. A sinister smile accompanies his face.
Jim- Uh…? What are you doing?
Naoto- You said you can't die from drugs right? Well lets test it out!!!!
Jim- No wait!!! Ugh!!!
Naoto kicks him over and sits on him to keep him from moving. He then takes several bags of the powder and forces them down Jim's throat.
Naoto- So you can't die from drugs huh?!! Well why not!!? Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder what will happen if you take too many!!!!?
Naoto forces 5 more bags into Jim's system.
Jim-..UGGGGGGGGGH………………… ;……….
Jim begins to feel dizzy. Naoto grabs a 6th bag but before he can do anything, Jim's forehead cracks and a shot of reddish pink energy burst out and hits Naoto in the jaw causing him to fly into a set of boxes.
Naoto-Agh!!!!!!!!
Jim- Oh….my head!!!!.....huh? My body is cracking!!!!
Naoto- Shit!!! I've never been hit…so hard before!!!
Naoto stumbles up holding his jaw. His nose is bleeding and he has scratches on his face
Naoto- What now!!!!?
Jim's arm falls off.
Jim- Agh!! My arm!!
Jim's fallen arm turns green and transforms into a human sized cactus that dances in the background for no apparent reason. All of a sudden Jim's skin brakes off exposing a shiny red color of skin. His arm grows back and a sword handle burst out of his head.
Jim- AAAgh!!! What the hell is going on!!!!?
Naoto sits on the ground with a confused and somewhat brain-dead look on his face as he
Stares in awe, something he hasn't felt since he was a kid.
Naoto- Holy shit!!! Holy shit!!!! Holy shit!!! I forgot to bring some tempura for the show!!!
Jim pulls out the handle and a giant oar comes out of his head. Jim slams the damn thing into the ground causing everything to shake like an earthquake. Naoto rolls over to the side in order to avoid falling ornaments on the store walls.
Jim-………………….BZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZ………………….KSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS….TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST
Jim begins to emit static discharge and picks up radio frequencies. He starts making sounds similar to someone tuning a radio.
Jim- And it's the bottom of the 9th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....bzzzz!!!!!!!!!and now welcome back to……..bzzzz!!!!KSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 31 degrees today and don't……….Tssssssst……. Tired of new weight lost programs that don't work try our new!!!!!.......bzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!! It's time for the reeeeeeeeeeeeeemixxxx!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As Jim emits random sayings like a radio the energy that he shot out of his head falls from the atmosphere and hits him with tremendous force causing him to crash into the ground.
Naoto- Kuso!!!!!!!!!!!! Jim!!!!!!!!!!!!! Huh? Aaagh!!!
Pieces of wood fall on Naoto. The energy goes back into Jim and forces his body to return to normal. The oar disappears.
Jim- Damn…..that was one hell of a trip……. Ugh!!!!
The dancing cactus tackles Jim and fuses back into him. Naoto crawls out of the debris somewhat shocked, injured and not knowing what to expect.
Naoto- Okay!!! I believe you now!!!!
Jim- Good. What time is it?
Naoto- Its 6:56 we might as well go.
Jim- hold up lets go to a café.
Naoto- Um….. (Sigh) sure.
Jim grabs his coat. The two exit the building and leave. On their way Jim bumps into Danny.
Jim- Ow!!!
Danny- Hey watch where you're going ca……
Danny freezes and pulls out his phone. He scrolls through his pics and sees a pic of Jim labeled “target” He then takes a good look at Naoto and recognizes him from earlier this morning.
Danny- Hey you!!!!!! Get over here!!!
Jim gets back up. Naoto looks at Danny.
Jim- Sorry but no. I've got a life to live.
Danny- No you don't!!!!
Danny tries to punch Jim but Naoto trips Danny over and elbows his chest before he falls to the ground.
Danny- Ow!!! Ugh!!!
Danny's face hits the ground hard. The ground cracks.
Naoto- That should take care of him for now.
Jim- Wait you know him Naoto?
Naoto- Well I only met him today.
Danny gets back up, blood leaks out of a wound on his forehead as he attempts to punch Naoto.
Danny- Haa!!!!!!!!!! Fucker!!!!!!!
Naoto- Huh?!
Naoto avoids his attack at a split second as he punches Danny in the chest.
Danny- Ufgh!!!
Danny stumbles back. Naoto is somewhat in shock after seeing Danny's endurance.
Naoto- How the hell?.... screw it I'm too tired to try!!! Jim let's run!!
Jim- Oh God damn it!!!!
The two begin running, Danny chases them from behind.
Danny- Get Back here!!!!!
Danny gets lost in the crowd as Jim and Naoto leave the area and head into the city.
Danny- ArGh!!!! Hijo the puta!!! Mierda!! Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny walks off angry and upset until he comes to a realization and slaps himself across the face
Danny- Wait a minute….They go to the same school that I do!!!!!! Damn it!!! How the fuck did I not realize this!!!? Aaaaaarh!!!
Two days after- MoNdAy!!!
It's near the end of the day and Danny seems aggravated in the midday detention hold.
Danny- Fuck!!!!
Naoto and Jim remain stuck in class. By lunch, Danny simply walks out of the detention hold and to the lunchroom where he waits for Naoto.
Danny- (Today I kick his ass)
Danny walks out of the lunchroom and bumps shoulders with another student.
Student- Yo!!! Watch it muthafucka!!!
Danny keeps walking.
Student- Yo pussy you avoiding me?!!
Danny turns around and throws his backpack the student. The student catches it and drops it to the ground only to see Danny's fist connect with his face as he falls to the ground. Danny cracks his knuckles.
Danny- That was a good warm up.
Danny continues walking around. The bell goes off and students begin going through the hallways crowding them..
Danny- Outta my way damn it!!!!!!!!
Danny pushes around in his attempt to find Naoto or Jim. The students clear away and head into class as the bell rings.
Danny- Damn it!!!! Donde esta!!!?
A voice in the corner calls out to him
Naoto- Looking for me?
Danny looks behind him and sees Naoto standing there in a corner.
Naoto- Hey didn't you hear me?
Danny- Shut it, and yea, I was looking for you.
Naoto-So I'm guessing you're with that group of Okubyomono.
Danny- Que?
Naoto- Its Japanese for coward baka.
Danny—Fuck you carbon. Your ass is grass.
Naoto- So you came to fight.
Both start walking up the stairs.
Danny- Yeah I did and I will.
Both stop at the last staircase, Danny looks at Naoto with his arms cross from atop the stairs. Naoto nonchalantly sighs and puts his hands in his pockets, studying Danny. Danny readies his fist.
Danny- Get ready!!!!!!!! Huh?
Naoto starts to walk away.
Danny- You bastard! You're not going anywhere!!!!!!
Danny runs into Naoto ready to punch him
Naoto- Fine then!!! Have it your way!! Ready Iku!!!!!!!!! (Go in Japanese)
Naoto throws a side kick to Danny. Danny bobs and weaves to avoid it punches Naoto across the face sending him flying through the hallway door and into the 5th floor. Naoto stumbles back a bit but manages to hold himself up despite the feeling of being punched by a pure wind current at 100 miles.
Naoto- Ufgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shit!!! (He's better than I thought)
Danny runs into Naoto again and throws a hook punch to him; Naoto pushes his hand out of the way with a crescent kick and punches Danny in the chest. He then starts going into a frenzy of back fist, straight punches, uppercuts and finishes up with a strong chop to Danny's sides. Danny tries to block the blows but only ends up having his sides and forearms bruised.
Danny- aaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!! Don't confuse me with those others!!!
Danny throws a strong forearm into Naoto, knocking him down then jumps into the air and knees Naoto's stomach.
Naoto- AAAh!!!!
Danny prepares to punch Naoto while he's on the ground.
Naoto- Not this time!!!!!
The moment Danny tries to punch him while he's down, Naoto catches his arm, and kicks his jaw. Danny falls over, holding his jaw in pain.
Danny- Fuck!!!!! (spits blood) Bastard!!!!
Naoto gets back up. Danny charges into him and throws him into a wall. He then starts to knee Naoto in the sides.
Naoto-Uh!!! Damn it!!!!!!!! (He's not like anyone I've faced!!!) Get off!!!!
Naoto punches Danny in the face. Danny. Danny lags to the side as blood drips from his face. Naoto falls temporarily to one knee and coughs up blood. Danny sprints into Naoto ready to knock him over; At the moment he gets into range Naoto Axe kicks him in the head. Danny blocks it with one hand. The impact causes the ground beneath him to crack. His arm turns bright red. As Danny tries to hold himself over, Naoto sidesteps him and trips him while throws a low sidekick to his head.
Danny- Ugh!!!!
Naoto- There!!!....That should do it!!!
Naoto stumbles away letting hid guard down. Danny gets back run and elbows Naoto behind his head.
Naoto- Ugh!!!!!
The feeling of something snapping causes him to fall to his knees, Danny then knees Naoto in the face causing him to thump into the ground. While Naoto lays on the ground from the blow, Danny does an elbow drop on his back. A small puddle of blood secretes out of his head.
Naoto-Aaaaa!!! Fine then!!! I was only getting started!!!
Danny- Really? Ha!!! Same here!!!
Naoto- I'll admit, for someone who's reckless, your in a league of your own, and I'm not saying it to sound corny!!!!!!!
Danny- That's it!! Levanta te ahora!!! Quiere terminar!!!!! Vamos los dos a la infierno!!!
Naoto- Heh!! I don't need a translation for that!!! Fine then!!!!! Let's end it!!!!
Naoto runs into Danny.
Naoto- Haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He attack Danny in different combos, throwing two punches from one hand, a low side kick, spinning back fist foolowed by 5 simultaneous elbows and punches and a jump kick. Danny skids back as he blocks nearly every attack until he throws a very powerful jab and hits the wall instead as Naoto leans to the side while throwing a roundhouse kick as Danny blocks it.
Danny- take this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny finds an opening tries to punch Naoto. But instead his fist collides with Naoto's
Danny- Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hijo De Puta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naoto- Bakayaro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Both back away holding their hands.
Naoto- (Hmph, he's good, but I've faced tougher, still he never stops!!)
Danny- Shit!!!! (Damn it, he's s too strong!!, I think he broke my hand)
Danny balls his broken fist, Naoto goes into a defensive stance.
Danny- (Breathing heavy) That won't…Help you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naoto- We'll see
Naoto and Danny run into each other.
Danny- Haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naoto- This is it!!!!
Danny almost slides forward and hits Naoto in the face.
Danny- Ha Got you!!!!!! Huh?!!!
Naoto throws a front kick to Danny, then an Axe kick. He bleeds heavily from the punch by Danny
Danny- Bastard!!!!!!!!!!!(Just one more blow!!!!!)
Naoto looks somewhat tired as Danny clutches his fist. Danny backs away a few feet, then starts sprinting into Naoto and punches Naoto in the forehead.
Danny- It's over!!Ufh!!!!!!
Naoto endures the blow, and smacks Danny with a palm attack to his cheek. Danny stumbles around in pain; Naoto then kicks him in the chest. Finally Naoto does a double palm strike to Danny's stomach sending him flying back
Danny- UUUUUAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!! (Fuck…No way…I could loooose!!!!!!!!!!)Ugh
Danny skids through the floor and hits a wall causing him to fall unconscious.
Naoto- Damn, Who would have guessed that you...would put up such….. a good… fiiiight
Naoto falls over.
Naoto- Fuck!! He did internal damage!!
Naoto limps downstairs. The bell rings. Jim leaves class and finds a trail of blood leading to where his locker is at.
Jim- Hmm? What the hell?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim finds Naoto, shirtless, trying to put bandages on his sides and arm, he has a patch on his forehead and both cheeks, and two pieces of wood he broke off from a desk near by acting as a splint for his arm.
Jim- Duude!!!! What the hell did you do!!!? Have sex with a moving truck?!!!!
Naoto- Why say that?
Jim- You looked like you were dominated.
Naoto- Cut the sex jokes Jim. Aaagh!!!
Jim puts Naoto's clothes on him and picks his locker open.
Naoto- Hey? What are you doing?
Jim- Isn't it obvious?
Naoto- Yeah you're picking my lock open now stop!!! Wait no!!!!!
Jim opens Naoto's locker. A couple of magazines fall out. Jim picks up one with a picture of a Japanese girl dressed in a schoolgirl uniform bending over showing her panties. The cover says, “This schoolgirl wants a spanking”
Jim- Wellllllllll (I'm keeping this one tonight, hehhehheh)
Jim smiles evilly as he puts the magazine up his sleeve.
Naoto- It's not what you think!!!?
Jim- Riiight. Ooh look at this one!!! And this one!!! And ooooh this one is about anal sex and sex slave girls who'll do anything no matter what and even beg to be treated mean to too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Author's note- Don't ask please just don't!!!! hahahahaha]
Naoto watches in confusion as Jim moves faster than he does through the magazines.
Naoto- Uh? Jim, you mind helping me put them away?
Jim- Uh? Oh sure!! Sure!!!
Jim picks up the 4 that caught his attention and stashes them away in his bag. He then puts the rest in Naoto's locker in a small bag which he has labeled for them. To his surprise, Naoto's locker is very neat, mainly filled with textbooks, and old papers with a high average on them. Jim picks up Naoto's coat.
Jim- Hey you don't mind skipping out on last period right?
Naoto tries to get up but stumbles down alittle. Jim helps him up.
Naoto -Wait no!!! I skipped one class today!!!! Not two!!
Jim- Good then we're going early. Wait here I gotta go to my locker.
Jim runs to across the wall and to his locker, he packs only what he needs and wants to
Naoto- By now that guy might have woken up.
Jim- Okay lets go!
Naoto- No!!! urrgh!!!
Jim drags Naoto to the elevator and out the front door.
Naoto- Nooo!!!!!! Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't!!! I have a perfect record!!!!! I CANT LET MY AVERAGE DROP TO A 90!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim- Dude, I'd pay to get a 90, but grades aren't everything.
Back upstairs, Danny limps up to his feet.
Danny- (Heavy breathing) Damn it. Tha…….that…Oww!!!! That asshole!!! I swear that one day I'll beat his ass to a pulp!!! One day!!! Naoooto!!!!!
Outside Jim and Naoto walk home, Jim carries his and Naoto's bag while skimming through the slave girl magazine.
Jim- Hey I never knew that! Who would have thought that some girls like to be groped and smothered?!!! Dude I wish I had a girl like that!!
Naoto- Next time…
Jim- Hmm?
Naoto- Next time, I won't hold back!!! Oww!!
Jim- Wait you want to go for a second round with the moving truck? Damn, you must like the sexual abuse
Naoto- Will you cut that out!!!!!?
Jim- Fine, every time I try to have fun.
Naoto- It's not that. It's just really random to say that.
Jim- Alright then, tell me what happened.
Naoto holds his shoulder.
Naoto- Remember that gang that gave you trouble? Well I got into a fight.
Jim- How many?
Naoto- One.
Jim- One?!!
Naoto- Yeah and guess who it was...it was the guy that bumped into us last night
Jim-Apparently there are more of them.
Naoto- My recommendation, we cover our asses.
Jim walks Naoto into his place
Jim- Well dude I'm out. I feel tired so I'm heading home
Naoto- Fine then. Well see ya.
Danny stumbles out of the school and into the streets holding his sides.
Danny- Damn it!!!!
Danny walks further down from where the school is at and into a subway. He boards a train and gets off after two stops in another borough known as the battlefield.
Danny- AAgh!!! My wounds!!!
Danny stumbles into an old building.
???- Hmm? You're late Danny.
Danny falls to his knees
???- Well it seems that you bit off more than you can chew huh?
Danny- Back off Cruz!!!!!
Danny falls to his knees
Cruz- Mira hijo de puta, callarte o vas a morir
Danny- Jodate!! I just had a bad Start that's all.
Cruz- You've always been so damn paranoid I remember when we met you were just a kid and…
Danny- Shut up!!!
Cruz- Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's that damn attitude of yours again
Danny- Whatever man I'm out.
Danny walks out of the building with crutches and towards a nearby hospital. As he makes his way, two people, clad in black and white robes stand over a building. One of them sits down observing while the over stands over him eating a pizza as the grease drops on the other's head.
???- Damn it Seig!! Of all times to eat….you had to eat while we have an assignment!!
Seig- Well is it my fault that you're sitting there Raziel?!! Besides, I haven't eaten in two days.
Raziel- It would seem that our plans are coming together.
Seig- Hey should I tell leader and the others?
Raziel- No. Not yet.
Raziel stares into the sky.
Raziel- The motion of time is streaming perfectly, I'll leave you to keep track. Inform us should a problem occurs, we of the syndicate depend on their actions.
Seig- Fine, Hey I'm gonna go get a soda in the meantime.
Raziel- You have your task do it.
Raizel jumps off the building. Seig walk towards the edge. Raziel is nowhere in sight.
Sieg- Hmph, just like him to leave me to do all of the work. Whatever I'm thirsty.
Sieg walks away and drifts into the shadows.
2 days later,
Danny walks out of the hospital with bandages around his sides and his fist.
Danny- Damn doctors.
As Danny continues on his way, he pulls out a wrench and smashes open a car window to open the door. The car alarm begins to go off attracting the attention of everyone in the area. The doctor that patched up his wounds runs out of the building and takes notice.
Doctor- Hmmm?!! Hey!!!! What the hell!!!? OH MY god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get away from my car!!!!!!
Danny climbs in and hotwires it. The engine begins to start up. Danny adjusts the car window and sees the doctor running after him
Danny- Hmmm? Fuck this!!!!
Danny drives off. The doctor continues to chase him as he stumbles over garbage cans and broken glass bottles.
Doctor- Get back here!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The doctor then trips over a crack on the sidewalk and crashes head first through the window of an electronic store and into a TV where he gets electrocuted.
Danny- Well that takes care of him time to go….huh?!!
To Danny's surprise he sees Jim and Naoto walking together. Memories of anger and embarrassment circle his head. Danny begins to drive faster.
Danny- Revenge!!!
Naoto- Hmmm?
Danny drives the car at full speed towards them.
Danny- Die you prick!!!!!!!!!
Danny jumps out of the car as it crashes into a near by building.
Danny- Ahahahahahaha Yes!!!! fuego!!! el fuego, quemadura en el fuego !!!!! Ow ow ow!!!! My sides!!!
Naoto- ã‚ãªãŸã¯æ±ºã&# 8212;ã¦å¦ã³ã¾ã› 27;‚“ã？ ( you never learn don't you ?)
Danny- Huh? How the hell did you…….!!?
Jim cracks a glass beer bottle over Danny's head. Danny falls knocked out to the ground
Danny- Urrrrgh!!!!!
Jim- You has bad aim! dumbass!!! And besides we saw your face in the car.
Naoto- Heheheheh…that's funny.
Jim dispenses another beer bottle from his shirtsleeve like a robot and cracks it over Naoto's head.
Naoto- ooh!!!!!!
Naoto hits the ground hard. Jim looks around.
Jim- Hmm? Aaah screw it.
Jim takes out one more beer bottle and cracks it over his head.
Jim- Owww…………….light out…ugh…
The three of them lay flat on the ground with swirls in thier eyes while a local country music store burns up on a bright sunny due to Danny crashing a car into it. All of a sudden Jim's forehead cracks open and a man with long hair, a black Hawaiian shirt, and beige jeans comes out with a stereo. Music starts blasting out of the stereo
Perverted sensei- From ages past!!! The legacy contin…..contin…….contin…..contin
Perverted sensei starts banging the stereo.
Perverted sensei-Oh God damn it!!! I hate when it skips!!!!!!!!! Oh………It's Jim and friend.
Perverted sensei rolls up Jim and Naoto in a sushi roll and walks away with them but not before looking at Danny.
Perverted sensei- Hmmm?
Perverted Sensei kicks him.
Perverted Sensei- There hopefully he should heal in a few. And now I'm off!!!!
Perverted Sensei walks off in to the sun with Jim and Naoto.
Jim-zzz.ZZZ.zzzzz
Naoto begins to wake up.
Naoto- Huh? Huh!!!? Hey let me out of here!!!!!! AAAAAGH!!!!!!!!1 Too close!!!! Too close!!!!!
Perverted Sensei- Oh good your awake.
Naoto- Who the hell are you and……….wait……why am I in a spicy salmon roll!!!?
End of part 1 of session 3
Authors notes!!!!
Ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!Sorry I took so long but here it is the next chapter. Now read the fucking preview please and get a free kitty!!!!!!!!!!!
Preview:
Perverted Sensei- Okay so let me explain to you. See I'm in his head and he doesn't die from drugs because He ate a bowl of panties and ramen and……..
Naoto- That makes no sense!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny- Hmm? Hey what the hell?!!! Ufgh!!
Next time on crack syndrome!!! Naoto learns the truth (well maybe not the truth but why Jim is immune to drugs and his weirdness) and Danny has got his hands full with the big man in charge of his gang Cruz!!!!! Don't miss part 2 of Session 3 Pride!!!! Until next time!!!
Jim- aaagh!!!! Japanese kitty ninja!!!!!!! Run!!!!!!!