Original Stories Fan Fiction ❯ Crack Syndrome ❯ Session 3 Continued: Pride Part 2 ( Chapter 4 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
By: IrrationalDemon313 
Finally, the second part of session 3 sorry i took long this is the wrap up to it. The reason i didnt have this one the fourth official chapter is because when i wrote it originally it was very long and it carries on from the last part. Enjoy humans!!!!!!!!!!
Miscellaneous: Original Stories Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.27.2007 | Pages: 29 | Words: 16.5K | Visits: 176 | Status: Work In Progress
Finally, the second part of session 3 sorry i took long this is the wrap up to it. The reason i didnt have this one the fourth official chapter is because when i wrote it originally it was very long and it carries on from the last part. Enjoy humans!!!!!!!!!!
Miscellaneous: Original Stories Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.27.2007 | Pages: 29 | Words: 16.5K | Visits: 176 | Status: Work In Progress
Crack Syndrome
Session 3 Pride, part 2
The sounds of sirens echo across the street where the crash was at.
Danny- Huh? Hey!! Where the…..hell…..
Danny finds himself surrounded by cops all readying their pistols at him.
Police officer 2- Freeze!!!!!!
Danny- Damn it!!!
Danny puts his hands up, but just as things begin to look grim, the doctor who Danny stole the car from runs into the crowd.
Doctor- My car!!!!! Oh my precious Cresta!!!!!!
| note from author- if any of you remember G.T.O then this is a small reference to Vice Principal Uchiamada's obsession with his car ^_^ just thought you might like a reminder of the good old days when they gave G.T.O….Oh Onizuka sama!! I miss you!!! You were my role model!!!!!!! Now back to the story |
The police begin to focus on the man going near his flaming car in rags.
Police Officer 13- Excuse me sir but is this you car?
Doctor- Yes!!! Yes it is!!! Oh my sweet once we get you fixed up we can go out and drive!!! Drive like maniacs.
Police Officer 13- I see……Arrest him.
Doctor- Huh?!! No!!!
Four different cops hold the man down and cuff him. One of them apologizes for slowing Danny down and tells him to go on his way.
Danny-(what a break)
In the meantime, Naoto acts hostile towards Perverted Sensei and refuses to listen to him.
Naoto- For the last time!!! Who the hell are you?!!!
Perverted Sensei- I told you!!! I'm called Perverted Sensei or Rook for short
Naoto-….huh? What does the name of a chess piece have to do with your name!!!!? It makes no sense!!!!!
Perverted Sensei- Apples……………..
Naoto- Huh?!!
Perverted Sensei- Exactly, now time for a transmission…..
Perverted Sensei taps Naoto's forehead.
Naoto-What was that fo………………….
Naoto begins to tremble.
Naoto- Baka!! What the hell did you……doooooo……………….
Naoto coughs up flowers and falls unconscious with swirls in his eyes.
Perverted Sensei- HEHEHEHEHEH……….. And now I'm off
Perverted Sensei unrolls Jim from the carpet and staples a note to his shirt.
Perverted Sensei- Ready!!!!!
He then jumps into the air and dives into Jim's head. Jim flops around like a fish after Perverted Sensei enters
Jim- Uh!!!!!!? Where the hell am I?
Jim looks down and sees Naoto on the ground
Jim- Naoto!!! Hey Naoto!!!! Wake up!!
Jim tries to kick him awake but Naoto rolls over and onto him.
Jim- Get up!!! Wooooaaahh!!!
Naoto- Nice try!!! But!!!!........huh? Hey where did that weird guy go?!!!
Jim- Get off me……..
Naoto- Oh.........Sumimasen. Where is that guy?
Jim- What guy?
Naoto- His name was Um….Rook or something like that.
Jim trips over
Jim- Rook?!!!!!!!!!! You mean that perverted dude?!!!!
Naoto- Wait you know him? Wait…. Hey Jim there's something on your shirt.
Jim looks at his shirt and tries to rip off the paper on it.
Jim- Damn it stupid paper!!! Ha!!!
Jim tears it off but in the process destroys his shirt.
Jim- Great!!!!! Just fucking great!!!!
Dear Jim: If you ripped your shirt trying to read this letter than my plan worked!!!! Haha!!!! Anyways you owe me big for saving you and your sorry friend's ass from cop trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........................
Jim- That bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…………….Anyways I'll see you soon oh and its charcoal time
Jim- Hmmmm?
Naoto- What is it?
The paper turns into bright orange fire which shoots up into the sky. All of a sudden something falls under them. Naoto catches it only to drop it and wave his hand in the air.
Naoto- Ow!!! Ow!!!!!!!!!!!!! Baka!!!!!!!!! It burns!!!! What the Hell was tha…………oo imaimashii kuso.............. (Oh fucking shit)
Jim looks up only to jump and start running as it rains smoldering pieces of super hot charcoal.
Jim- God damn you Perv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Naoto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naoto- Shut it!!! I know!!!!!
Pieces of charcoal crash into windows and cars, hitting trash cans, people and bums alike. It was snowing heat rocks. As the chaos ensues Danny makes his way to the train station and decides to go home for the day. Danny lies back looking at the people in the train. Nearly half of them were holding spray paint cans tagging the inside of the train.
Danny- (Sigh) *cough cough cough*
After getting off at his stop with a graffiti tag and paint on his shirt, he walks a few blocks to a brownstone building and opens the door to his surprisingly neat and decent looking apartment.
Danny- At least I'm save…….
Danny throws himself on a couch with a bed sheet on it.
Danny- (yawn) I'm so tired
As Danny gets comfortable, a piece of charcoal crashes through a window and startles him
Danny- Huh?!!!! Aaaaagh!!!!!!!!!
Danny falls off his couch and sees the blue sky raining burning pieces of rock on the city.
Danny-Damn it…………..Oh well Not my problem.
Danny goes into his room and takes a nap while Jim and Naoto take shelter in Naoto's house.
Jim- Damn you sensei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The next day
Raziel and Sieg lie under a tree talking. Sieg begins eating a pack of M&Ms.
Raziel- So what did you find out.
Sieg-*chew chew chew* Oh Yeah. He definitely inhabits someone's body.
Raziel- Who?
Sieg- mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I don't know, I just know that he's male.
Raziel- Ha?!!! That's all you know………………….?
Sieg- Yep.
Raziel-you little…….ASS CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't you know when to put the assignment ahead of yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? Knowing you, you must have spent most of our time eating like a fat ass!!!!!!
Sieg gets up and punches Raziel in the stomach.
Sieg- You were saying?
His hand goes through Raziel revealing it to be engulfed in blue flames.
Raziel- You and you're damn fast metabolism. After eating just now, you're able to use that much of your fire starter skill without feeling tired. It's no wonder you gain no weight. But you're forgetting something……..
Raziel's left arm begins emitting back static. The hole in his stomach begins to revive itself by absorbing shadows. All of a sudden in an instant a mass of shadows encase Sieg as if in a straitjacket. Raziel's arm grows spikes all around it. A red eye emerges from his palm as his fingers turn into 3 monstrous claws
Sieg- Hey!!!!!!!!!! Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let me go!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
Raziel- I'm stronger than you. Do your job and I won't crush your body!!
Sieg- Ow fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raziel- Good Now lets go
Raziel engulfs the two of them in a orb of darkness and disappears
Friday Morning 5:30 am
Jim is dead asleep in bed dreaming.
*Dream Sequence*
The loud sound of rockets flying through the air forces Jim to pay attention as he sits at the cockpit in an orange straitjacket when giant eyes open on the main screen and speak.
Giant Eyes-Preparing to launch in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The space shuttle goes off. Jim sits calmly as the shuttle flies into what appears to be a giant orange with a hole behind it. Upon entering the hole the orange begins laughing and groaning
Orange- Oooooooooooooooooh hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As the shuttle flies within the orange, it breaks apart leaving Jim floating about in a haze similar to being within a lava lamp.
Jim- Around and around and around and……………………….
Jim spins around slowly over and over. Before long the orange color around him changes into a bright red.
Jim- Huh?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everything starts shaking as Jim ricochets all about the insides.
Jim- AAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May day!!!may day!!!!!! We're going down!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaaagh!!!!!!!!!!!
When things couldn't get even more bizarre the reddish lava lamp like haze begins to take form in the center leaving stains on the wall. It begins to compress itself into a human shape then as quickly as sound runs into Jim still bound into a straitjacket.
Jim- Huh?!!! Wait no!!!! MMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
The reddish glowing being begins by forcing Jim to ingest it
Jim- MMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Agh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It tastes like cherries!!!!!!!!
After completely forcing itself in, Jim's body begins glowing. Seconds later his skin begins cracking and before he realizes the straitjacket burns off in a red flame.
Jim- Ughhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Shit!!! I'm!!! I'm!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
Jim's head cracks open revealing a giant sword handle that he forces out.
Jim- Wait a minute this is the oar that I used last tiiime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Uh!!!!
The entire inside starts shaking.
Orange- Ooooohho!!!!!!!!! My rectal clean up is done!!!!!!!!! Whoopie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!huh!!!!!! oooh!! Aaagh!!!!!
The orange bursts open causing it to rain orange juice.
Jim- aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim jumps up only to see Naoto pouring orange juice on his head
Naoto- Hi there
Jim-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
Jim falls out of bed after seeing Naoto's face still shaken from his dream.
Naoto- Took you long enough now come on. We gotta go.
Jim- Uh? Where? Dude its like 5 o' clock in the morning and we have school…
Naoto- We're not going to school today.
Jim- Say what?
Naoto- We're going to the weapon shop to clean up.
Jim- Whoohooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!No school!! Your finally…..wait…..what!!!!?
Naoto- We are going to tidy the place up for the owner.
Jim- I repeat….What?!!!
Naoto- Last time we were there we left a few pieces of wood broken and now we're gonna fix them
Jim- How many times do I gotta fucking say it?!!! What!!!!!?
Naoto- Get dressed we're going!!!! Hey no school today for you right?!!! Good lets go.
Jim- Damn it!!! Oh well……
Naoto forces Jim's Clothes on and drags him to the window
Jim- Ow!! Damn it!! Huh?!! Wait what are you doing?!!
Naoto jumps out with Jim.
Jim- No!!! aaah!!!!!!!!!!!! Ufh!!!!!
Both land on the grassy front yard and begin on their way.
Jim- So did you meet the owner?
Naoto- No I haven't
Jim-……………Then why are we gonna go and clean up a place for someone we haven't met!!!!!!!!!!?
Naoto- Cause it's a good cause. And besides the owner left a notice when I went back there.
Jim-*tired sad anime face* Oh great you responded to a little paper notice……………..
Naoto starts running.
Jim- Hey!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT UP DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought we we're gonna walk!!!!
Naoto- Well since you find doing work a tedious task then we're gonna do what you hate the most!!! Run!!!!!!!!!
Jim- Oh God damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You fuck!!!!!!!!!!!
Naoto- You should get a job!!!!....now try to catch up!!!!!!!!!!!
Naoto sprints incredibly fast. Jim follows only behind him by 15 feet or so. The two continue to run all the way into the subway and rest.
Naoto- That was refreshing!!! What about you Jim? Jim?
Jim- ZZZ…ZZZ…ZZZ
Naoto- Lazy. You really do need a job
About 20 minutes later. Naoto wakes Jim and drags him out of the train.
Jim- Huh? We're here already…? (Yawn)
Naoto- Yeah now come on.
The two begin again and stop in front of the same building that they were at before. By strange twist of fate Danny who is using a gentlemen's cane due to his injuries walks by
Danny- Damn prescription painkillers!! Now let's see… So this is the place right? Huh?!!!
Danny takes notice to Naoto and Jim walking into a store across the street and drops his cane.
Danny- Wait a minute….its those two again!!!!!!!! Whooooa!! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
without his cane to support him Danny falls over.
Danny- Damn it!!!!
As the two of them enter, Jim looks around taking notice to the missing ceiling boards and cracked walls.
Jim- You gotta be kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naoto- Nope!!!! This is where the work starts!!! Now lets get going!!!!
Naoto begins to remove the floor boards and replace them with tiles while Jim tries to sneak out.
Jim- (Time to go)
As Jim makes for the door Danny barges in and accidentally knocks him on to a pile of floorboards
Danny- You bastard!!!!
*Bang!!!!!!*
Jim- uuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naoto looks back and sees no one there. He notices Jim lying unconscious on the pile of floorboards.
Naoto- Jim!!! Jim!!!!
Jim- UUH……?
Naoto- Its no time to start sleeping! While you're there start fixing the desk drawers okay?
Danny watches closely holding his cane in his hand.
Danny-… (wait until your back is turned dumbass then its lights out cabron!!)………..
Naoto walks over to the desk and notices Jim laying slightly unconscious.
Naoto- Jim?
Jim - uuuuuuh………….where am i….?
Danny-RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny jumps out swinging the cane at Naoto.
Naoto- Huh?!!!! Shit!!!!
Naoto scarcely dodges the attack only for Danny to lunge at his feet and flip him over.
Naoto- UUUfh!!!!!!!
Danny- Ha!!!!!!!!!!
A loud cracking sound echoes in the room as Danny holds his left shoulder.
Danny- AAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!
Naoto jumps back up and smacks him atop his head.
Naoto- Bakayaro!!!! Since when the hell did you know Judo?!
Danny- Judo? What the hell? Look in a fight my main goal to stop the person in my way. Throwing someone is part of it.
Naoto- Well either way then lets step it up!!!
Naoto reaches for the cane and swings it at Danny with immense force. But out of no where Jim pops up in front of him and absorbs the blow without even ushering a single sound.
Naoto- What? Oh fuck!!! Jim!!!!
Danny grabs a piece of wood and throws it at Naoto.
Naoto-Ow!!!
Danny- Take that!!!!! And here's some more!!! hijo de puta!!!!!!!!!
Jim's entire head shatters.
Danny- Que?!!!!
Naoto- Nani?!!!
Jim's body continues to walk on its own. All of a sudden it splits into 5 halves and 5 other Jims form out of it.
Naoto- That's not possible…
Danny slaps himself in the face to ensure that it's not a hallucination.
Naoto-……I gotta lay off the alcohol……No more rice sake with sushi and no more hypnotiq for a while………….
Naoto just holds his head in discomfort and confusion.
Jims- Hey!!! Hey!!!!Hey!!! Hey!!! HEY!!!……….waaaaaaaait a minute.
Jim 1- Who are all of you?!!!
Jim 5- It's me I'm the real me!!! Not him!!!
Jim 2- No me!!!!!
Jim 3- Who's Jim…….Oh yeah…Yeah!!! He's not Jim I'm Jim!!!
Jim 4 takes a piece of wood and smacks Jim 3. Jim 3 turns into sand which then is absorbed back into the other Jims. The other Jims smile and grab a random weapon.
Jims- Jim fight!!!!
Naoto- Oh god no!!!
Naoto and Danny look at the Jims pounce each other. The two of them notice that some of the Jims are carrying guns with them while the other two are using knives and random pieces of wood.
Danny- OOOOH Hell no!!! When they're guns involved I'm not staying for this!!!
As soon as Danny makes for the door the Jims tackle each other causing rubble from the ceiling to collapse blocking the door.
Danny- Let me outta here!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naoto and Danny take cover as Bullets begin flying everywhere.
Jim 2- Hahahaha!!! Bang bang!!!!!!!!! Whoooo ugh!!!!
One of the Jims stabs Jim 1 and then immediately gets hit across the face with a piece of lumber.
Jim 4 - Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim 1- Bye bye!!!
Jim pulls the trigger and blows the other Jim into sand. As the smoke clears Naoto and Danny look up and see Jim.
Danny- is it over?!!!
Jim-Hmmm?
Jim pulls the trigger on himself and turns into sand.
Naoto- Jim you fool!!!
Danny-…what am I seeing?
The sand begins to reform itself. Naoto and Danny walk up to it and look down only to see a gun with a giant anime style version of Jim's face in front of the gun as if part of the barrel. Danny picks it up and looks at it.
Danny- What kind of gun is this?
Naoto- Don't shoot it!!!!
Danny aims it at Naoto and fires.
Jim Gun- Clack clack clack clack clack clack clack!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yes the gun is literally making those sound effects)
But instead of bullets the gun fires out small little pellets which turns into Jim.
Danny- Que?!! It doesn't stop……..
Jim thuds hard into the ground.
Danny- I give up…..I'm done with this shit.!!!!!!! Its insanity!!!!!! You'd gotta be a fool!!!
Jim- Hey you!!!!
Jim rises back to his feet and throws a piece of glass of Danny.
Danny- Hmmm? UUUgh!!!!!!!!!
Danny falls to the ground and crashes through the barricades on the entrance. Blood spurts out of his head like a small little sprinkler.
Sieg- No doubt about it
In the distance Sieg looks through a set of binoculars as well as a tape recorder modified for long distances. He then pulls out a sketch pad and draws in it.
Sieg- Now lets get a sketch of him and………… Perfect.
He immediately sheathes the sketch pad away. A disturbingly accurate drawing of Jim is atop the first page. Sieg encircles himself in blue flames
Sieg- Great now that bastard can't say I didn't do my job. Now to go and eat
Sieg turns into ashes. Not long after Raziel waits atop of a building.
Raziel- Where is he………?
1 hour later.
Raziel- That bastard……
2 hours later
Raziel- I hate him…..
2 more hours later
Raziel sleeps standing perfectly still. As he begins to daze off he is then woken up by Sieg.
Sieg- Wake up jackass!!!!!!!
Raziel- Uh!!!? Who!!!!! What!!!!!!!!!! wh……………. It's just you
Sieg- Hey I got some great stuff to show you!!!!!!
Raziel- What nowwwww………………………
Sieg pulls out a sketch pad and a tape recorder from his torn up button up shirt and shows his partner the sketch.
Raziel- So this is the guy? And what about these 2?
Sieg- Just some white haired asian kid some dude with trippy ass abilities and some punk from the Low town Dealers gang.
Raziel- Wait gangs…………heh!!!!!!!!!
Sieg- Well I also recorded some of their conversation….I heard rumors that a lot of the local gang members are getting snuffed out some from the faceless, others from the imps, a few from the bus boys, and nearly a quarter of that punk's gang, and that's not including there other two gangs further upstate.
Raziel- Wait here….and give me the book and the recorder.
Sieg- What are you planning?
Raziel- Well since all of the gangs are at tension let's start by increasing the process.
Raziel sinks into the ground below.
Raziel- I'll be back.
Cruz- Damn it…he's late……….
Most of the Danny's gang lay around the building some fearing for their lives over rumors of other gangs having some of their own snuffed out.
Gangmember 2 - You don't say?
Gangmember 1- Yea we found a lot of home boys flat dead on the ground
Gangmember 6- NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS!!!
Everyone- Rabble Rabble Rabble Rabble Rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cruz- That's enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raziel- Jesus can't they ever shut up?
Cruz- Hey who said that?!!!!
Raziel steps out of a corner walking towards where the gang leader.
Raziel- So you're the leader of the Low town Dealers……?
Cruz- Yeah what's it to you?
Cruz pulls out a gun as followed by the others in the building. After seconds of feeling all cool and slick Raziel looks at all the guns surrounding him as turns pale white.
Raziel- Um… (gulp) wait please don't shoot I got something for……..
Cruz- Too late
Cruz shoots the gun but Raziel fades into the ground leaving behind the camera and the tape recorder.
Cruz- Hmm?
After picking them up he then turns on the camera and sees What appears to be Danny assisting the enemy.
Cruz- Well this is ……………….
He then proceeds to destroy the camera by throwing it into somebody's face
Gangmember 5- Ow!!!!!!
Cruz- aaaaagh!!!!!! That lazy no good worthless traitor!!! I knew I should have killed him sooner!!!!
Cruz then turns on the tape recorder and listens to the conversation.
Cruz- That's it he's dead…….
While Cruz sits around plotting to kill Danny Raziel reappears next to Sieg still pale white
Raziel- AaaaAh!!!
Sieg proceeds to punch him the moment he pops out.
Raziel- Uhg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sieg- You almost got your head blown off didn't you?
Raziel- Yes…… (Sigh)
Sieg- idiot….Yeah real smart move.
Two Days Later -Friday 11:45 pm
Danny- Shit I'm gonna be late!!!! The ol' Cabron told me to show up!!!!!
Danny hops into his car and then drives towards his gang's residence
It's quiet out. The only nose to be heard was Danny's car motor as he parks and enters the building
Cruz- Danny! I've been waiting for you!!!
Danny- Wait what?!!
The lights turn on showing nearly half of the room filled with gunmen
Danny- Huh?!!!
Cruz- Well here's the deal… you've been taking waaaaay toooooo looong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So you make buddies with our targets!!!!!!!!!
Danny- Wait dumb ass!!!!!!! Listen!!! Wait Que!!!!!?
Cruz- Too late!!!
Someone clocks Danny in the back of his head with a gun. He falls hard into the ground nearly unconscious.
Cruz- You've make new friends now stay in captive with them!!!!!
Danny faints from the pain.
Moments later.
Danny- Huh?......... wh……where am………………….you!!!!!!!
Jim- Hey there Jackass!!!!!
Danny jumps up, his hands tied behind him.
Danny- I'll kill you!!!!!!!!!!
As he runs into Jim Naoto comes flying in past Jim and kicks him in the face
Naoto- Dynamic Entrance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny- UUUUUUUGhHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Bastard! Why are you here?!!!!!
Naoto- Long Story….Basically while I was busy with this guy dragging him home someone knocked me out with a blunt object.
Danny- You're a fool………..
Naoto- And you're a bigger one
Jim- Now we gotta get out of here…….
Danny - Damn it………….I should have killed you both already!!!!!
Jim looks at him blankly.
Danny- Hmmmmmmmm? What?!!! Why is he looking at me like that?
Naoto- It's cause you want us dead for no reason.
Danny- Well…um
Naoto- Look what have we ever done to you? Nothing
Danny- But you broke my rib……..
Naoto- I said nothing!!!!!!!
Danny turns his head away.
Danny- Don't lie you asswipe!!! You broke my ribs!! I have the bandages on me to prove it!!!
Naoto pays no attention to him and focuses on thinking of a way out…..
Naoto-Hmmmmmmmm
Jim- Dude get me out of here!!!!!
Naoto- wait I got it!!!!
Jim- Huh?!!!
Naoto kicks Jim into wooden crates!!!!
Naoto- Kiah!!!!!!!!
Jim-UUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!!!!!!!!!!
Jim rolls of off of the broken planks. One of the jagged pieces of wood cut his ropes.
Naoto- See?
Danny looks on with disturbing shock
Danny- But….but…You just kicked your own friend!!!!!
Naoto- Ah he can take a hit.
Naoto grabs a piece of wood and cuts off his own ropes and then Danny's
Naoto- See? Now we can escape
Danny- No………….How about you both escape
Jim wakes up
Jim- Huh where am……………..Naoto……….Why'd you kick me!!!!!?
Naoto- Oh good, you're up. Come one we're going.
Jim- Wait a minute?!! We're in gang territory!!!!! Just how do you think we're gonna escape from here?!!!!
Naoto-.Great….thanks a lot Jim!!!!! You just had to ruin my cool moment!!!
Danny- Both of you shut up!!!!!!!!!!!
Naoto and Jim look back at him.
Danny- Okay you guys want out? Well I got a plan of my own
Naoto- Hmmmmmm? And just what is that?
Danny pulls out a lighter
Danny- Simple……..we burn our way out!!!!!
Jim- What?
Naoto- Eh?!
Danny throws the lit lighter into several pieces of wood. The fire ignites and begins to spread.
Jim- You…you….you!!
Naoto- Baka!!!!!!!!!
Danny- Get down!!!!!
The fire spreads towards a near by boiler causing a mass explosion. The explosion takes out nearly half of the wall.
Danny- See?!!!
Naoto and Jim stare with annoyed faces.
Naoto-Fine the……now lets go!!!!!!
The 3 of them run out of the building and into Danny's car.
Danny- Hey why the hell are you two in he………
Naoto smacks Danny
Naoto-anata no ue no shimaru kami no hidoi baka!!!!!!!(Shut up you god damn idiot) start driving!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny looks behind him only to see waves of gangsters coming out of the building with bats and guns.
Danny-AARGH! ¡!Ay mierda!!!! ¡No te Joda mas!!!!! ¡Dios mío!!!!! ¡Tú hablas tanto como un puta!!!!!
Danny starts the car up and speeds away ramming through traffic.
Jim- Hey I think we lost them
Danny looks behind him and hears sirens.
Danny- Yeah but we got bigger problems!!! Cops!!!! Hold on tight bitches!!!!
Danny accelerates the car.
Jim-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa………aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!! !!!!!!!! Slow down!!!!!
Naoto- Hmmm? what why!!? we need to escape!!!!!!!!
Jim- Cause I Can't…….!!!! bllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim throws up outside of the window
Naoto- AAAAAAAAAgh!!!! Sick!!!!!!
Danny-Well at least it ain't my car!!! Now get ready!!!!!
Danny drives off of the highway and into the water. The police cars pull over to see the car explode in mid air before falling into the ocean. As the police examine Danny Naoto and Jim scurry off in the background
Jim- uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh…………….
Naoto holds Jim up while vomit trickles out of his mouth
Naoto- Nasty………..
Danny- What's wrong with him…..?
Naoto- No idea…..
Jim-.I'm fine…….
Jim stands up for himself and vomits an ocean of dead flowers in a nearby garbage can and faints.
Danny- Huh.? Did he just…..
Naoto- Yes. Yes he did. I'm heading home…… My head hurts.
Danny looks on confused.
Danny- You're gonna leave him there?
Naoto- Hmmm? You take him
Danny- What no!!! He's your friend!!!
Naoto- Yeah but I'm tired!!!!! And you had to be the one who blew up the car!!!!!!
Danny- We had to make it look good!!
Naoto tackles Danny over and the two begin fighting like stray cats rolling around.
Naoto- Bastard!!!
Danny- Ow!!! Bitch!!!
Jim gets up and hits Danny in the head with a metal trash can
Danny- Urgh!!!!
Danny falls to the ground unconscious
Naoto- Hmm? Alright thanks Ji……hurrrrrrrrragh!!!!!!!!
Jim hits Naoto as well and then proceeds to pummel him with it. Naoto lies with swirls in his eyes and foam coming out of his mouth.
Jim-Hmm. I'm hungry. I'll see you two later…..
Danny- uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh…..
Naoto- (gargle)
Jim-.yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah. Okay I'm off.
Jim walks away to find something to eat.
End of Session 3
Next time on crack syndrome!!!
Danny- Huh?!!! You mean we're not done here?!!! God Damn Cabron!!!
Cruz- You torched my base now im capping your…………….agh!!!!!!!!
Danny- You were saying?!!!
Although Danny has unwillingly broken his ties with the Lowtown Dealers, things still aren't done. Local gangs are starting to war with each other at random intervals. The funny thing about it is that Jim Naoto and Danny 3 of the most unlikely friends are stuck in the middle of it all!!!!!!!!!! But what of those two Raziel and Sieg? What are they planning and who do they work for!!!!!!!!!!!? Violence, high time!!!!!! Insanity!!!! And more Violence On Crack Syndrome Session 4: Rise and Fall