Original Stories Fan Fiction ❯ Prediction man and the Case of Infer Joe ❯ Chapter 1

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

·Prediction: Predicition man
·Infer: Infer Joe
·Trace: Trace lawrence
·Analyze: Detective Analyze
·Evaluate: Judge Evaluate
·Formulate: Dr. Formulate - inventor on the side
·Describe: Mrs. Describe
·Support: Support jr.
·Explain: Count Explain
·Summerize: Senor Summerize
·Compare: Lord Compare Hagreaves - Optimist
·Contrast: Lady Contrast Hargreaves - Pessimest




Lord Compare Hargreaves: [walking downstairs] hey Contrast! guess what! [trips and falls down the rest of the steps]

Lady Contrast Hargreaves: [rolls her eyes] you're an idiot?

Compare: no..welll yes... but...wait a min... HEY!

Contrast: like I said

Compare:anyway.... someone's dead in the guest room!

contrast: Great... now we have to deal with the biggest idiot... Prediction man..

Compare: but he's funny!....

Contrast: whatever I'm gonna call support jr. [calls him] get the idiot here...

Support Jr.: kay mrs. contrast. [hangs up] Prediction man!

Prediction man: yes support jr.? someone is dead And it is....[thinks reallly hard] Infer Joe!

Support jr.: realy?
P.Man: yes.

S jr: I wonder why....

[at the Hargreaves masion]

Com:at least a child didn't find him!

Con: blood stains are a pain to get out...

Trace Lawrence: [walks in] hey all hey all.... [looks at compare then contrast] what happend?

Con: someone is dead in MY reading room

Com: and we're waiting for

Con: the idiot man

Trace:... oh you mean prediction man

Con: yeah him too

Trace: 0.0

Detective Analyze: [walks in] I herd what happend...

Con: speak of the devil

[prediction man and support jr. walk in]

Com: I am sooo glad your here! he's in the other room

Con (to herself) like we only have two rooms....

[everyone walks into the room where we see Infer Joe lying on the floor....cut in half]

D.A.: [walks around] It seems Infer was cut in half.. and if I analyze the situation some more I should be able to find the culprit....

Support jr. [his eye's widen as he relizes who did it] [he decides to keep his mouth shut untill he can back up his assuption with details]

[Dr. Formulate walks in]

Dr F: I came as soon as I herd.. what is it? I wanna go back to creating things... [see's the dead body] ohhh.... nevermind..

Con: to many idiots in the room....[grabs a book] I'm gonna go for a walk...

Everybody: [completly ignore her]

Con: whatever... [leaves]

[with Mrs. Describe the town gossiper]

Mrs.D: I tell all the details about everything! that's how I got my name!

Con: then go tell Juge Evaluate, Count explain, and Senor Summerize to get there arses over to my house for the dead body problem...

Mrs. D: [eye's wide] Okay! [leaves]

[later at the house with everyone except Lady Contrast]

S jr: I have something to say...

Judge Evaluate: okay son what is it?

S jr,: I know who did it!

Senor Summerize: oh really... then who did it?

S. Jr. whispers to prediction Man]

P man: really?

S. Jr.: yes it makes sense....

P man: [tells Count Explain]

Count explain: the person who did it was... SENOR Summerize!

Com, Trace, and Judge Evaluate: what makes you say so?

Count Explain: well, according to Support here, to summerize is to cut it short... which is exactly what happend here. also Trace didn't you list in steps what everyone did today? and wasn't senor and Infer Joe together for a period of time?

Trace: why yes they were and after that..

Mrs. Describe: poor Infer Joe was killed!

P Man: just as I had foresaw!

Judge Evaluate: takes Senor summerize away

P amn: It seems Infer Joe and read betwen the lines to much...

Lady contrast: [walks in] now we have a stain on my carpet....

THE END