Original Stories Fan Fiction ❯ Romantic Novelist Headaches ❯ New Inspiration ( Chapter 1 )

Chapter 1: New Inspiration

 

 

“Hello Mr. Brikerhoff office. This is his Assistant Mary.” Mary looks at the caller I.D. quickly seeing it was Alexander Marziti Andrew manager. “How may I help today Mr. Marziti?” As the assistant typed away on her computer. “Hello, I would like to speak with Mr. Brikerhoff. It's very important that I speak with him as soon as possible.” Said Alexander. “Oh yes, Mr. Marziti. He is currently in his office…” “Oh! Great let me speak with him right now, please.” Abruptly said Alexander. “Well Mr. Brikerhoff is currently isn't taking calls. Why don't try calling back later.” “Okay, I'll be calling back later then and make sure he gets my message. So Mary have nice day now. I talk to you later.” Said Alexander and hangs up the phone before Mary could say anything to Alexander. Mary wrote down that Alexander called and would call again. About 45 minutes later Mary got up from her desk and knocked lightly on the door but there was no reply. So she slowly and quietly opened the door.” Excuse me, Mr. Brikerhoff. I'm sorry if I'm bothering you. But your manager Alexander called wanting to talk to you ASAP. That it's very important you talk to him.” Said Mary waiting for a responds after a few seconds walked over to Andrew. She looks at him seeing his head on his desk. She lightly tapped his shoulder when he didn't move, she started to panic. “OH MY GOD ANDREW WAKE UP! GOD YOU BETTER NOT BE FUCKING WITH ME! ANDREW WAKE UP DAMN IT!” Yelled Mary. Slowly Andrew open his eyes. “What is it that you need Mary? I was sleeping.” Yawned and stretched Andrew asked. Mary smacks Andrew on the back of the head and yells at him. “Damn it Andrew you scared the hell out of me!” Mary was red in the face and had teary eyes. Andrew blinks and grins, then lets out a bellowing laugh. “I'm sorry Mary you know how much of a deep sleeper I am. Plus I just can't help myself playing mind games with you. You're so much fun with mind games with.” Said Andrew. Trying hard not to bellow out laughing again. Mary hit him one more time in the back of the head, then handed him the message that Mr. Marziti will be calling again. No more 10 minutes later after getting the message, Alexander comes through the door. “Andrew, you need to stop playing mind games with your assistant, or she'll end up killing you, then you'll be known as `Author Andrew Dead n' Gone' you hear me. Mary darling could you go get me a cappuccino, please? If you do I'll take you out to dinner and maybe more after that!” Winking at the assistant and kissing her hand lightly. “Okay Mr. Marziti I'll have it to you right away! And to dinner you can pick me up later after work tomorrow. Okay!” Said Mary as she leaves the room. “Wow! You know how to work those women over don't you Alex?” Said Andrew looking up with amazement on his face. “Hell yeah I do! What kind of man would I be if I didn't? Oh yeah, You!” Angrily Andrew looks up at Alexander, then pushes the chair back and stands up to leave. “Andy I was only joking! You know me, right man! It was just a joke.” Said Alexander just then Andrew starts to walks to the door. “Andy come back and sit down! I was just joking with yah!” Said Alexander. “Well so was I!” Said Andrew bellowing loudly. “Man your just mean! You know that.” “Yeah and I'm good at it too. So what brings you here? I'm working on this damnation of a book you signed me up for, without even asking me!” Said Andrew angrily. “Funny you say that…” “What is going on with the damn book, Alex? I haven't been work on it for nothing have I?” Said Andrew furiously. “Well… Yeah, I'm sorry! They were the ones that cancel on us! But we got a new deal now. You're going to be working on a Romance novel! Oh yeah and if you take the job I'll let you use one of my places out in France. Its way out in the middle of no where. And I'll have one of my most trusted maids on staff so it will be only you and her out there.” Said Alexander. “God! Why did you sign me up for a romance novel stuff! I've never wrote anything with romance at all in it. What makes you think I can write a romance novel? Hell man! I can barely keep a girlfriend for more than two months. For Christ sake!” Said Andrew while rubbing the back of his neck. Alex smiles at Andy. “Well you get out of America for free. And you're near hot French women, who don't care whom you are because they think you're rich off your ass and that you're American!” Said Alex. “Well I don't know” Said Andrew thinking cautiously. Alex throws his up yelled at Andy. “Oh! Come on Andy just take dumb fuck!” “Fine I'll take it!” Said Andy.

 

 

Next Chapter: Bonjour Monsieur!

Now enter the Maid people. Bonjour Monsieur! Mon nom est Katherine LaPrise. Vous n'avez aucune idée que je dis à vous l'Américain idiot! Ainsi je parlerai monsieur anglais Alexandre dit ainsi! ( Yes, most of you have no idea what I said but I wouldn't to so here are the translation. Hello Mister! My name is Katherine LaPrise. You do not have any idea that I say to you the idiotic American! Thus I will speak English Mister Alexander says thus!)