Original Stories Fan Fiction ❯ The Lonely Warrior ❯ Episode 7: Ah! My Lesbian Warrior Chick ( Chapter 7 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

The Lonely Warrior:

Episode 7:

Ah! My Lesbian Warrior Chick



For certain reasons beyond our control, the narration part of the story will be canceled. Thus, giving you the readers a page more of the story. Enjoy!

(Takea sat up in the bed thinking. He wore no expression on his face as he got out of bed. He put on his all black outfit, which consisted of a long sleeved black shirt, baggy black pants, and a black trench coat that reached his ankles. He took his sword and his dagger and put them into the proper holsters and took a few potions from off the dresser. Nuriko slowly opened her eyes and noticed that Takea wasn't in bed. She sat up against the bed post and looked at Takea, who was getting ready.)

Nuriko: (Speaking firmly as if she were angry) Wandering off again?

(Takea said nothing to Nuriko as he was getting ready.)

Nuriko: You've only been here for about two weeks now. Can't you stay just a little longer?

(Takea still ignored her.)

Nuriko: Why aren't you listening? Are you leaving because of somethin' I did or what? Don't leave me hangin' like this! Takea...

(Takea walked up to Nuriko and he touched her cheek with his hand.)

Takea: Nuriko, the reason I leave is NEVER because of you.

Nuriko: ...Why do you leave then? Where do you go? And why do you wander so frequently?

Takea: I'm a wanderer, Nuriko. This is what I do. I travel to different places, and I don't stay in one place for too long.

(Nuriko gets up and hugs Takea.)

Nuriko: Let me go with you then.

Takea: I'm sorry, Nuriko-chan, But you can't come.

Nuriko: Takea-chan...I love you.

Takea: ....And I love you too Nuriko-chan.

(The two stopped hugging and Takea pressed his lips against Nuriko's. A minute later, he broke the kiss before letting go of her and walking to the door. Nuriko runs to the door. She and Takea held hands and walked out of the room and down the dark hallway. A few seconds later, Takea opened the door and they went out into the empty restaurant. The lights from nearby lighted the restaurant a little. Nuriko playfully tugged his arm, trying to make him stay.)

Nuriko: No! Stay here. At least for a little longer.

(Takea smiled a little at Nuriko. He suddenly lifted Nuriko and carried her on his shoulder. Nuriko yelled and laughed as Takea carried her while laughing also. He ran all around the restaurant, Then, he started jumping over tables until he got to the main counter. Then, he sits her down on the counter and jumps down from it. They both were laughing for a bit and then they stopped.)

Nuriko: (Happily and somewhat embarrassed) Don't do that to me without warning me!

Takea: (Teasing) well it wouldn't be as fun if I don't surprise you. (Happily) Hey Nuriko. Don't get sad because I'm leaving. You have Kurou, Sarou, and Aka to keep you company. And your new slave as well.

Nuriko: I guess so.

Takea: Nuriko...

(Takea takes out a necklace of a cross from his jacket pocket. The cross had red crystals on it that glowed in the darkness. He gives it to Nuriko.)

Takea: I want you to have this. It just something to remember me by.

Nuriko: Takea, its nice.

Takea: I promise I'll be back and I will stay longer.

(Takea kisses Nuriko on the cheek before walking out of the restaurant. Nuriko watches him as he walks off into the darkness. Sum walks out into the restaurant and saw Nuriko sitting on the main counter with her head down looking at the ground letting her hair cover her face.)

Sum: Hey...Nuriko?

Nuriko: Yeah. What do ya want?

Sum: Oh I was just wondering where you went. Wheres Takea?

Nuriko: He went off to wander again. By the way...you weren't supposed to leave the room without my permission.

Sum: I'm sorry, Nuriko-san.

(Nuriko gets up and slaps sum on the back of the head. He falls on the ground. Seconds later, he gets up.)

Nuriko: (Happily) Apology accepted.

Sum: S-so...You wanna open up the restaurant?

Nuriko: Nah. Hey, ya want some Ramen?

Sum: Yeah I guess.

(Sum got two pairs of chopsticks and the cups of noodles. Nuriko got a teapot filled with boiling hot water. Sum opened the tops and Nuriko poured the water into the cups.)

Sum: Hey, how did you get you heat up the water so quickly?

Nuriko: Because, I can use my energy to cook things.

Sum: Thats cool.

(They stirred their noodles and started to eat them.)

Nuriko: Hey go get some more. The others'll be getting up.

Sum: Okay.

(Sum went and got three pairs of chopsticks and three cups of ramen and pored the water in them. Then, he continued eating. They both started slurping their noodles. Nuriko started making noises as if she were giggling. Then, Sum does the same.)

Sum: Why are you laughing?

Nuriko: Why are YOU laughing?

Sum: 'Cause you are.

(Sum and Nuriko laughing. Then, Kurou and Sarou walk in.)

Nuriko: Hey guys.

Kurou: Hey. (Yawn) Wheres Takea?

Nuriko: He's gone.

Kurou: Wandering off again?

Nuriko: Yeah.

(Then, they heard a knock on the door. Kurou goes to see who it is.)

Kurou: Hmm...is that you Aka?

Aka: Y-yeah. Open the door.

(Kurou opens the door and Aka walks in.)

Nuriko: Hey, where have you been?

Aka: Long story. I don't wanna get into it now. Long story short, I didn't get any virgin girl. It was about to, but then-hey is that ramen?

Sarou; What do you think.

Nuriko: There's one here for you.

Aka: Cool. Thanks.

(So they ate their ramen while looking outside at all the festivities, and people running around half-drunk. They all laughed at all the people who kept tripping over things. And such like that.)

Nuriko: Ha! Thats funny! Hey, I wonder where my new slave is.

Kurou: What slave? Oh, you mean that Kudo- fellow.

Nuriko: Yeah. He should've killed them by now. Maybe he's still finding his way here.

Kurou: True, but he's a vampire now. If he gets any close enough to her, he could catch our scents.

Nuriko: Yeah, but I don't leave a scent.

Kurou; Oh. But he could still follow the scent of mine or Sarou's to get to you.

(As the night wore on, the gang ate, and played a few games, conversated, ate, and played a few games. It seemed like they were just having fun. But back at Saketown, in a house with no lights on, It was anything but fun. Nuri screamed as she seen nothing but Hitomi's green eyes glowing evilly in the darkness. Suki takes out her sword that was well covered by the black cloak she wore. Elaine starts muttering in some kind of ancient tongue. Suddenly, dim lights went on, reveling everyone in the room.)

Suki: Good move, Elaine.

Elaine: Hey, um, Hitomi! Let her go!

Hitomi: No! I told her not to come here again! So now, I'll kill her! And I'll kill you afterwards if you don't leave!

Elaine: No you won't! PSYCHIC BLAST!!!

(Elaine raises her hands, aiming at Hitomi. Her hands started glowing a lightish purple color along with her eyes and bolts of energy rushed at Hitomi. Hitomi disappeared and Nuri fell to the ground just before the bolts exploded. Once they touched the wall, and when the smoke and dust faded, left a big hole in the wall, reveling the room the Nuri was in earlier. Elaine ran to Nuri and helps her up.)

Elaine: Nuri! Are you alright?

Nuri: Y-yeah. I'm okay.

(Suki spun around and tried to hit Hitomi, who was behind her. Hitomi jumped back to the front door. Suki ran and tried to slash Hitomi again. This time, Hitomi grabbed the sword by the blade with her hand. She smiled as the blade cut her hand and blood started dripping to the floor. Suddenly, Suki was pushed back a few feet, and she lets go of the sword.)

Suki: Are you crazy! The blade is cutting you!

(Hitomi with her other hand grabs the hilt of the sword. She licks the blood on her hand with the cuts of the blade and looks at Suki. Suki takes off her cloak to reveal that she was wearing a black leather outfit.)

Suki: Give me my sword back, you bitch!

Hitomi: You want it back? I'll give it back...

(Hitomi threw the sword at Suki as if throwing a spear. Suki moved to the right to avoid the attack, but the blade cut through her outfit and in her side a bit. The sword kept going and suddenly, the sword struck Nuri In her side and went into the wall. Nuri started screaming in pain and fell to the floor. Elaine caught her just before she hit the floor.)

Elaine: Nuri! Um! Are you okay?

Nuri: N-not really. I...I wish Shinn were here.

Elaine: Shinn couldn't do anything even if he was here.

Nuri: Yeah, but...

(Suki was sent flying all the way to the end of the hallway. Hitomi charged at Suki. Suki jumped over her and tried to karate chop her in the neck, but Hitomi grabbed her hand and hurled her over and dropped her on the floor. Then, she stomped on Suki's gut. Suki uttered a yell of pain. Elaine heard Suki's yell and wanted to help her fight. She propped Nuri so that she was sitting against the wall.)

Elaine: I'm gonna go help Suki. Stay calm, kay?

Nuri: O-okay.

Elaine runs to the hallway and aimed her palms at Hitomi. Her hands glowed a lightish purple color as well as her eyes.)

Elaine: Stop hurting my friend!

(Elaine shoots bolts of energy of a lightish purple color at Hitomi. Once again, Hitomi disappeared, and the bolts exploded once they hit the wall. Suki then gets up. Hitomi reappears and tackles Elaine. They both fall on the floor. Hitomi then slaps her. Suki tries to charge at Hitomi, but Hitomi quickly jumps up and punches her. Suki punches her in the gut and then pushes her to the wall. Hitomi held out her hand and Suki was pushed back to the wall on the opposite side. She went through the wall and fell on the floor in the next room. Hitomi then disappeared and then reappeared in front of Nuri. She grabs her by the outfit and pulls her up.)

Hitomi: You know...I kinda like you. So, I'm gonna take my time with you. Then, I'll kill you.

(Elaine runs up to Hitomi while letting out a yell and punches Hitomi in the face. Hitomi drops Nuri and quickly kicks Elaine in the gut. She is sent flying to the living room and then falls on the floor. Then, Suki rushed Hitomi and quickly took her sword from the wall. She quickly slashed at Hitomi, however, Hitomi quickly moved to the side. Suki slashes at her again, but Hitomi moves. Hitomi waves her hand and suddenly, The blade on Suki's sword breaks. Suki's eyes widened in shock as the shards of the broken blade hit the floor.)

Suki: M-my sword! You broke it!

Hitomi: Hmm...I broke your sword. It must've been cheap.

Suki: I'll kill you!

(Suki quickly formed a black energy ball from her hand and threw it at Hitomi. Hitomi dodged the ball and it went back to Suki. Suki is hit by it and she falls to the floor. Elaine gets up slowly and rushes Hitomi. Hitomi waves her hand and Elaine is pushed back a few feet and she falls on the floor. Neither Elaine nor Suki got back up. Nuri watched in fear as Hitomi walked up to her.)

Hitomi: Thank you for the exercise. I'm in a good mood, so I think I might let you live.

(Meanwhile, at the Saketown hotel, Kudosai and Shido got ready to leave.)

Shido: Where is Shinn?

Kudosai: Don't know. He bought those tall bottles of sake, so he's probably somewhere drunken and passed out.

Shido: Do you think he will need assistance?

Kudosai: Maybe. Nah! He can take care of himself, ya?

(Kudosai and Shido walk out of the hotel and into the town. The festivities and things were somewhat similar to the last town. Except uh, there were alot more drunk people stumbling around. The two turned and walked in the direction where the church was. They saw Xuyen's house with the door wide open and the interior totally dark.)

Kudosai: What the hell is goin' on in there? Nah! Better leave it alone.

(Kudosai and Shido continue to walk until they got to the church. Kudosai looks at the church and smiled.)

Kudosai: Hmmm...I wonder if Shinn knows that the keeper of the light might be in this church? What about you, Shido?

(Kudosai turned around and saw Shido standing in front of a man wearing all black.)

Shido: You have been following us ever since we left town. Tell us who you are and, why you look so familiar.

(Kudosai walks up to Shido.)

Man: I am Kudoso. Slave of Nuriko. And I've been sent here to kill the one called Shinn.

Kudosai: Hell no!

Shido: Ah yes. Kudoso. The one of us who was killed and now brought back to life by Nuriko.

Kudosai: WHAT?! Kudoso! That can't be!

(Then, Kudosai thought about what Sarou said when he was at the hospital.)

Sarou: Quit wasting your time. Besides, your brother is still alive.

Kudosai: Bullshit! My brother is dead! After what he went through, there's no way he could still be alive!

Sarou: By tonight he'll be alive. But, he'll be different though.

Kudosai: Cut the fuckin' crap!

Sarou: This isn't crap! What I'm sayin' is true.

Kudosai: Fuck you!

(Kudosai stares at the new Kudoso.)

Kudosai: I hate it when I'm wrong.

Kudoso: I've seen you two with him when you were traveling to this town. So where is he?

Kudosai: Kudoso! What the fucks gotten into you, ya? What did Nuriko do to you?

Kudoso: Nuriko did not do anything to me. I am just paying off a debt that I owe.

Kudosai: You don't owe her jack shit! Besides, she has all those other dudes to do that for her!

Kudoso: If Nuriko says this is what I gotta do, then this is what I gotta do.

Kudosai: Fuck that! I'm your brother goddamn it!

Kudoso: I have no brother.

Kudosai: Yes you sure as hell do!

(Kudosai throws a punch at Kudoso in the face. However, Kudoso catches Kudosai's fist. Sai attempts to kick So in the gut, but So punches Sai in the face and he falls to the ground. Sai quickly gets up.)

Kudosai: Who the fuck do you think you are!

Kudoso: I am Kudoso. Slave of Nuriko-

Kudosai: You are NOT a slave of Nuriko!

(Shido takes out his sword, but Sai stopped him.)

Kudosai: No. This is my fight, ya?

Kudoso: I just need to know where Shinn is. Thats all. Nothing more.

Kudosai: Well, we're not gonna tell you unless you stop all this Nuriko worshippin' crap!

Kudoso: I can't.

Kudosai: Then I'll make you!

(Sai throws a punch at So but So jumps high in the air and then lands 10 feet from Sai. Sai takes out his iron blades and charges at So. So Takea out his new sword, (given to him by Nuriko), and the two started sword fighting. Well, sort of. Except the Sai was fighting with iron blades. This fighting lasted for about a minute. Then, So knocks Sai's blades out of his hand and they fall to the ground. So points the sword to his head.)

Kudoso: You will die if you don't tell me where Shinn is.

Kudosai: Y-you can't kill me, Kudoso. I'm Kudosai, your brother.

Kudoso: You are speaking nonsense.

Kudosai: Naw. I'm speaking some real truth.

(So instead of beheading Sai with his sword, he drops the sword and punches Sai on the cheek and a punch to the gut. Sai gives a grunt of pain. Sai throws a punch but So blocks it. So then kicks Sai in the gut and then punched his chest. Sai stumbles back a few steps. So took a step and punched him on the cheek. But that was not all. Then, he punched him numerous times in the gut. Then, he kicked him in the face. He falls to the ground.)

Kudoso: Now, will you tell me where Shinn is?

Kudosai: (Catching a few breaths) Kudoso, I...am y-your brother man!

Kudoso: No. You are not.

Kudosai: O-okay. If I wasn't you brother, then how would I know that...you have a fascination for...teddy bears?

(Kuodso's eyes widen in surprise. Kudosai slowly gets up.)

Kudosai: Y-yeah, ya? You love teddy bears. Ya can't take your hands off of one once you see one. And how would I know that...you still like to take bubble baths?

(Kudoso soon started to remember things about Kudosai. he was starting to realize who he was beating up.)

Kudoso: You're...Kudosai. My brother. I'm sorry. I didn't remember.

Kudosai: Kudoso...I'm glad that you're still alive and you're come back to your senses. Y'see, I thought that...I lost my whole family. 'Cause you're... The last part of my family I have.

Kudoso: Yes...I know. But now...I must go.

Kudosai: Hey wait a minute!

Kudoso: I'll see you later, brother.

(Kudoso jumped up in the air and then disappeared.)

Kudosai: Hey! Come back!

Shido: I guess Kudoso works for Nuriko now.

Kudosai: Hell no he doesn't!

Shido: Don't worry. He will come back, soon.

Kudosai: That only happens in fairy tales, ya?

Shido: I think we should go now. Maybe there are some good festivities in town.

Kudosai: Maybe you're right.

(So, Shido and Kudosai went back into town.)


* * * * * * * * *


(The next morning, Siri walked into the main room of the church where Shinn collapsed last night and finds that he isn't there.)

Siri: Shinn? Shinn, where are you?

(Siri walks outside to find Shinn practicing some sword fighting techniques. Siri calls him.)

Siri: Shinn.

(Shinn turns to Siri who is walking to him. He waves at her with a smile.)

Shinn: Whats up, Siri.

Siri: Heh. Nice to know you still remember my name. I hope I wasn't interrupting you. I just wanted to know where you were.

Shinn: Oh. Well, I'm here. Yo, Siri, you got a shower or somethin' in there?

Siri: Uh, yeah.

(Siri takes in to a bathroom in the church with a small tub.)

Siri: Sorry its not a decent bathing area but hey, it should do. Towels and soap are in the cabinet. And be sure to clean up after yourself when you're done. I'll take your old clothes and wash them. You're new clothes'll be by the sink.

Shinn: Kay.

(So, Shinn takes a bath. Siri goes back to the front room and starts to pray. Ten minutes later, Shinn comes in angry.)

Shinn: SIRI!! Why did you give me THIS to wear?!

(Shinn is wearing a priest outfit that Siri gave him. He's just missing the hat.)

Siri: Well its the only thing I have for you to wear. Unless you wouldn't mind wearing my clothing, which I certainly would not approve of doing! And by the way...

(Siri takes out a priest hat and walks to Shinn. She puts the hat on him.)

Siri; You were missing the hat.

Shinn: <sigh> I look like a priest dude, person!

Siri: Well oh well, okay! Besides whats so bad about looking like a priest anyway?

Shinn: It isn't me!

Siri: <Sigh> If it'll make you feel any better, you can wear your old clothes tomorrow. I'll even fix them up so that you'll look decent, kay?

Shinn: I guess.

(Siri then takes out a golden necklace of a cross, the same one she was wearing, and puts it around Shinn's neck.)

Siri: Heh you really do look like a priest dude.

Shinn: <sigh> This sucks!

Siri: You hungry? I was thinking of going to the town restaurant before we start our journey,

Shinn: I guess.

(Siri and Shinn walked out of the church. Siri stops.)

Siri: Hey. Last night, you asked me if I was the keeper. What were you talking about?

(Shinn stops suddenly and turns to Siri.)

Shinn: (serious) Alright. Now Siri, the question I'm about to ask you is very important. It is the reason why I came to this town. It is the reason I'm standing her with you right now. Do you understand?

Siri: Uh, yeah I guess so.

Shinn: Alright. Are you...<stomach starts to growl>...Hungry? Are you hungry? 'Cause I am. Lets go!

(Shinn starts to walk into town. Siri starts walking to catch up with him.)

Siri: (angrily) Thats not the question you were gonna ask me! Tell me! What is this keeper business! You're such a soap opera!


* * * * * * * *


(Nuri slowly opened up her eyes and finds herself in a small bedroom with holes in one of the walls. The room was very familiar to her. Suki and Elaine neatly tucked in two futons on the floor right beside the hole reveling the living room. Nuri tries to get up but moans in pain and back down on the bed due to her wound. Xuyen walked in the room and noticed that Nuri was awake.)

Xuyen: (Happily) O hayo go zai masu! (Good morning!)

Nuri: H-Hitomi?

Xuyen: Oh no! You've met Hitomi! She must've done this to you. She a very mean woman, yes indeed.

Nuri: Hitomi? Why Hitomi? Why?

Xuyen: (Seductively caresses Nuri's cheek) You're speaking with Xuyen now. That mean old lady won't hurt you anymore.

Nuri: B-but you're Hitomi! You're Hitomi!

Xuyen: I'm not Hitomi! Hitomi has left this place. Hitomi is gone.

Nuri: B-but you look just like her!

Xuyen: I know. But I'm not her. Please trust me Nuri.

Nuri: Why did you start being mean?

Xuyen: I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

Nuri: Suki! Elaine! Where are they?

Xuyen: Oh you mean those girls that were with you? They're fine. <points to them> They're sleeping.

*Short Pause*

Xuyen: I fixed your wounds too. None of your vital organs were injured. Your wounds will heal just fine.

Nuri: X-Xuyen...

Xuyen: I...I like you, Nuri.

Nuri: I...

Xuyen: If I ever said or did anything mean to you, I'm sorry. I love you, Nuri.

Nuri: I...I love you too, Xuyen. Bu-

(Xuyen pressed her lips against Nuri's. Then, she wraps her arms around her, caressing her and touching her softly. Soon, Nuri's wraps her arms around her. She soon started thinking of Xuyen as Shinn, in a weird sort of way. Xuyen broke the kiss and trailed her tongue from Nuri's cheek down to her neck and began to gently lick and suck on her neck. Nuri closed her eyes. Wanting to stop what was happening, but at the same time was getting aroused by it and then not really caring, Nuri starts loosening Xuyen's outfit. Xuyen starts doing the same. Then, Xuyen stops sucking and looks at Nuri who opens her eyes. Xuyen smiles.)

Xuyen: Its clear that we both want each other, so why deny it? I think we would go great together.

Nuri: oh-

(Xuyen Kisses Nuri once again. This time, their tongues touched and rubbed on one another. Xuyen gently lays Nuri on the bed and she gets on top of her, being careful not to hurt her wound moves her outfit away so that her breasts would show. Xuyen's outfit started sagging down so that the top part of her naked body is seen. Xuyen caresses and massages Nuri's breasts before going under the covers that covered Nuri from the waist down and starts removing the rest of Nuri's clothing. She pulls her panties down to almost knee level and and sticks her fingers into her. She takes them out and licks them. She sees that Nuri is really wet. She starts licking her. Nuri moans as Xuyen kept trailing her tongue up and down massaging her clit. Nuri's moans get a little louder.)

Xuyen: (in between licks) You're delicious, Nuri. You taste so sweet.

(Xuyen continued licking and Nuri moans louder. She closes her eyes and grabs onto the sheets tightly. Suki slowly opens her eyes and soon wore a look of disgust as if smelling something foul. She hears Nuri's moans and soon jumps up to find Nuri in the bed and a strange figure under the covers. Suki quickly gets up and pushes Xuyen off the bed and removes the covers from her. She starts kicking Xuyen in her side. Nuri opens her eyes and and sees Suki kicking Xuyen before screaming at the top of her lungs begging Suki to stop. Elaine gets up form the noise and see Suki kicking Xuyen and Nuri on the bed screaming. She quickly runs to Suki yelling "STOP!" and pushes Suki out of the way. Nuri stops screaming and Xuyen gets up and sits on the bed. She had a bruise on her cheek and blood covered her bottom lip and the corners of her mouth.)

Elaine: What in the world is going on here!?

Xuyen: W-why did you guys stop me? I could've let you jump in. I have no problem.

Suki: Wha- are you people crazy or somethin'! And what the fuck were YOU doin'!? You were screwing with Hitomi!

Xuyen: Yeah! So what! But I'm not Hitomi. Go on, Nuri. Tell them you're falling in love with me.

Nuri: Um, Xuyen. I do like you as a friend. But not as a lover. It was just that...you were comin' onto me and kissing me as I imagined that Shinn would one day.

Elaine: Why how dare you try to seduce my friend! Especially after what you did to her! I should give Suki permission to beat you up.

Suki: You've got some nerve! You crazy little psycho bitch!

Xuyen: Nuri...It was clear that you and I were enjoying it. So why deny it? Why do so many people deny me?

(Suki smacks Xuyen dead on the cheek. Nuri quickly put her outfit back on.)

Suki: If you ever try to pull this kinda crazy shit on Nuri or any of us again, I'll kill you.

(Being very angry, Elaine smacks Xuyen also on the opposite cheek.)

Elaine: I can't believe someone would do something like this! Come on Suki, Nuri, we're leavin'! It smells awful like concubines or somethin'!

(Suki immediately walks out of the door. Elaine follows her. Nuri slowly while trying to tighten her outfit, walks.)

Xuyen: Nuri...

(Nuri hesitates and turns around.)

Xuyen: Nuri...why don't you like me? Its is because you're afraid of me? Is it because of your drunk-ass guyfriend? (Tears start running down her face) Is it because of...Hitomi? Is it because of your friends? Did I not satisfy you enough? Is it because I'm a woman?

Nuri: Xuyen...I'm sorry.

Elaine's voice: Lets go Nuri!

Nuri: (Sad, soft voice) I gotta go...

(And with that, The three women leave the house and walk into town.)

Elaine: I can't believe the nerve of that woman! I hope you find Shinn soon and tell him your thoughts so we can get the heck out of here!

Suki: Exactly what I said the beginning of the last episode!

(Meanwhile at the Saketown restaurant, Shinn was stuffing his face with food like crazy. Siri just stared at him as if he were weird while eating her noodles. He belched as he finished his plate and smiled.)

Shinn: AH! Now that was good!

Siri: Great. You act like you haven't eaten in days.

Shinn: Well, I'm just hungry, thats all. Hey, you gonna finish your noodles?

Siri: (Annoyed) Yes, I am.

(About ten minutes or so later, Shinn and Siri left the restaurant, They walked into the crowd when Shinn sees a store that sell those tall bottles of sake that Shinn had last episode.)

Shinn: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Sakeeeeee!

(Shinn takes a step to the store when Siri grabs him by the collar and pulls him back.)

Siri: Oh no you don't!

Shinn: Aw man! C'mon! I want sum sake!

Siri: (Takes out a small teacup) I'm reducing your sake consumption to one cup like this one I'm holding a day.

Shinn: (Surprised and angry pointing at the tea cup) One tea cup a day?! Thats not even enough to get an ant drunk!

Siri: Oh well! Its the only alcohol you're gonna have! I'm not gonna have you stumbling around drunk again! You need to stay sober for our quest!

Shinn: Aw crap!

(Siri smacks him.)

Siri: And watch your language!

Shinn: Aw shizzle!

(Siri and Shinn walk out of the crowd and into the quad area.)

Shinn: Can I get my tea cup of sake now?

Siri: Okay.

(Siri gives him his daily cup of sake and he chugs it quickly. He hold out his hand for another cup.

Shinn: That was awesome! I'll just need about three or four hundred more of those sake filled tea cup and we'll get this party started, please?

Siri; No! Thats the only one you're getting today!

Shinn: Aw! I feel like I'm in boot camp or somethin'!

(Kudosai and Shido were getting out of the crowd and in to the quad area when they see Shinn and Siri. Kudosai waves and yells at Shinn.)

Kudosai: Yo Shinn!

(Kudosai runs up to Shinn while Shido walks and follows him at a stead pace.)

Kudosai: Hey! How've you been?

Shinn: Good.

Kudosai: Where the hell were you last night?

Shinn; You know, I don't remember too much about last night.

Kudosai: Ha! Ya got drunk as shit huh!

Shinn: Yep! It was great!

Kudosai: I took some of them hangover pills, ya?

Shinn: Ha! Thats great.

Kudosai: So, who's this girl?

Shinn: Shes the wicked witch of the west. Nothin' but trouble.

Siri: I am not! My name is Siri.

Kudosai: Siri. A nice name, ya?

Siri: Thank you.

Kudosai: I'm Kudosai, ya? And this is our friend Shido. (Points to Shido who is standing beside him)

Siri: Hey Shido. Kudosai.

Shido: Hello, Siri-san.

Shinn: (Gets up and goes to Kudosai) I think she might be...the one.

Kudosai: Oh! Ya mean the keeper?

Siri: Alright! You guys are hiding something from me that I need to know about! Whatever it is, you've gotta tell me now!

Kudosai: Uh...(To Shinn) Didn't you tell her yet?

Shinn: No. Not really. (To Siri) Okay, this was what I was gonna ask you. Again, this is really important. Now, are you...the keeper of the light?

Siri: The keeper of the light?

Shinn: Yeah. (Mutters to self) Please say yes.

Kudosai: The keeper of the light is pure of heart, can grant wishes and has unbelievable abilities, and uh, is a girl. Shes supposed to be in this town. Thats why we're here. So are you?

Siri: I can't say that I am. To my belief, the keeper of the light that you're speaking of, doesn't exist.

Shinn: Crap! I was sure she was the one! Aw priestess chick! You're killin' me! If YOU aren't it, then she isn't here! Kudosai! You said she was here!

Kudosai: Correction: I said she was RUMORED to be here. Ya can't blame me! I went to the keeper of the light.com and found that out!

Shinn: What did I tell you about Keeper of the light.com! All the shit on the site is false!

Kudosai: Well fuck you, okay! I was bored 'cause I gave up my porn addiction, and it was the only information I could find!

Siri: WOAH! Hey both of you watch your language! Now, I'm not the keeper of the light, but we'll get all of this business straighten out soon. You can't trust alot of the information thats on the Internet. Now Shinn, we have to go. Kudosai, Shido, You're welcome to join us on our quest.

Shinn: Fuck that! I'm goin' home!

Siri: Hey!

Kudosai: A quest? Is that why you have that priest outfit on? (Starts laughing)

Shinn: Fuck you!

Kudosai: Nice job! I think the hat is a bit much though. (Starts laughing again. then Shido starts to laugh) Ya look like a fuckin' overgrown trick-or-treater dressed as a wanna-be priest for Halloween! (Continues to laugh. Siri soon starts giggling)

Shinn: Fuck you! Fuck this outfit! Fuck the quest! And Fuck this hat! I'm leavin'!

Siri: You can't leave! We have the quest!

Kudosai: What quest?

Siri: Our quest is to find a group of high-class demons.

Kudosai: Oh! Demons, eh? Sounds good. I join, ya?

Shido: I think I will too.

Kudosai: Come on Shinn! Demons! Good training, ya?

Shinn: Fuck that!

(Siri smacks him)

Shinn: Ow! Woman that hurt!

Siri: Well, next time, watch you language.

Shinn: There ain't gonna be a next time! I'm goin' back home!

Siri: You can't!

Shinn: Watch me!

(Shinn walks off into the crowd. Kudosai calls him back.)

Kudosai: Yo Shinn! C'mon! We're sorry!

(Shinn is walking into the crowd when suddenly, he sees someone the he does not want to see. Nuri. Nuri looks up and sees Shinn. She smiles and Shinn suddenly runs back to the quad. Suki, Elaine and Nuri quickly follow him. Shinn comes up to Kudosai.)

Kudosai: So, Ya changed ya mind?

Shinn: Yeah for now. NURI is here.

Kudosai: Nuri! How did she-

Shinn I don't know, but shes here. She must have some good connections or somethin'.

Siri: Who is Nuri?

Shido: A young woman who keeps following Shinn around almost everywhere he goes.

Siri: Why would someone wanna follow HIM around?

Shido: Heh heh. I don't know.

Shinn: I can never get away from that girl. Aw crap! Now my vacation is ruined!

Nuri's voice: Shinn!

Shinn: No!

(Nuri rushes Shinn and hugs him as tightly as she could. Shinn struggles to break free from her grasp. Elaine and Suki then arrive. Shinn finally pushes Nuri off of him, but she quickly got up and cuddled his arm.)

Siri: Wow! I guess my list of companions for the quest gets longer and longer.

Nuri: Shinn! Oh Shinn! I missed you!

Shinn: Yeah well I didn't miss you!

Nuri: Hey Kudosai!

Kudosai: Hey yourself.

Siri: (Walks up to Nuri) Hello. I assume that you're Nuri.

Nuri: Yes I am.

Siri: My names Siri.

Elaine: Hello, Siri. My names is Elaine.

Suki: I'm Suki.

Shido: Pleasure to meet you two. My name is Shido.

Elaine: Hey Shido.

Shinn: Alright! Enough of this introducing crap! I came here to get a vacation and to find the keeper of the light! And what do I get? The same shit! Just in a different town!

Siri: Hey Shinn.

Shinn: What!

(Siri smacks him.)

Siri: I'll smack you every-time you say a swear word during our quest if I have to. I know its a bad habit to kick, but it can be done.

Shinn: Woman! I'll-

Suki: You know, slapping Shinn is a very good idea right around now.

Siri: Yes, but not without a good reason.

Suki: Oh, I have plenty of good reasons.

(Suki slaps him.)

Shinn: Wha-

Elaine: I think I'll smack him too.

(Elaine smacks him.)

Shinn: You little son of a-

Kudosai: Me too, ya?

(Then, Kudosai slaps him.)

Shinn: Quit slappin' me! I'll kill all of you! (Looks at Nuri who is sill cuddling his arm) Nuri let go of my arm!

Nuri: I like cuddleing your arm.

Shinn: Well I don't! And its MY arm so get off!

Kudosai: Hey Siri! Why don't you come with us to hometown.

Siri: Come with you?

Kudosai: Yeah. There are lots of demons at home. Ya might find the ones you're lookin' for.

Siri: Well, why not.

Kudosai: Alright! Lets go then!

Siri: Hold on! I haveta get my stuff ready.

Kudosai: Well lets go get your stuff and get outta here. Are we all in?

Shido: I guess.

Elaine and Nuri: Yeah!

Suki: Fine by mua.

Kudosai: Shinn, how 'bout you?

Shinn: ...Do what you want. I'm leavin'

(Shinn walks away. He goes to a shop to buy two tall bottles of sake. Luckily, Shinn didn't get caught by Siri, but he didn't care. He walked out all the way to the outskirts of the town to the grassy plains leading to the forest. Suddenly, he felt a cold gust of wind coming from the east of him. He turned around to the direction the wind was coming in. He seen Xuyen, standing about 15 feet from him.)

Xuyen: You're Shinn, aren't you?

Shinn: Who the hell are you? And how the hell do ya know my name?

Xuyen: I'm Xuyen.

Shinn: Heh. Funny, I've seen you before..I though your name was...Yam-su?

Xuyen: Ha ha very funny. I'm Xuyen you fool! Xuyen!

Shinn: Yeah yeah! I heard you the first time! Anyway, what do ya want?

Xuyen: Even though you're an asshole, no offense, but you have something I want.

Shinn: What! I ain't got shit!

Xuyen: Ah! But you do have shit.

Shinn: What are ya talkin' about!?

Xuyen: Its not what I'm talkin' about. Its who.

Shinn: Well then who are ya talkin' about then! Quit sugar-codin' it and tell me who the hell you're talkin' about!

Xuyen: Okay, I'm talking about your woman.

Shinn: My woman! What woman! Specifics now! Specifics!

Xuyen: You have Nuri. And I want her. So we're gonna haveta fight.

Shinn: Nuri?! NURI!! I don't like that bitch! You must be crazy! Get the fuck outta here!

(Shinn walks away in the direction of his hometown. Suddenly, Xuyen appears right in front of him.)

Xuyen: You men disgust me! How could you take advantage of her! How could you call her such mean names! A beautiful woman! How could you continue to break her heart! She loves you! Her love for you is really deep and sincere! I know this because she told me after sex!

Shinn: you two had sex!? DAAAAAAH! You're fuckin' nasty! Get away from me! You can have her! I hate her!

(Xuyen got furious. She balled up her hands into fists. Her fists continued to shake with anger. Her eyes watered and tears came running down her face. Shinn started walking away. Xuyen felt a deep loneliness and emptiness and depression in her heart. For Nuri only loved Shinn. And Shinn treated her like shit. She wanted Nuri to love her...and she sought to make things right. Shinn continued to walk when out of nowhere, Xuyen appeared in front of him. She let out a loud yell and anger and rage and kicked him dead in between the legs. He yelled in pain and he fell to his knees. Then, Xuyen punched him in the face, and he fell face-up on the ground. Then, she rested her foot on his chest.)

Xuyen: It hurts, doesn't it?

Shinn: OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! SHIT!!! Y-you wait til' I...-

Xuyen: You know, its amazing how men can stand tall, then after a kick in between the legs, they cry like little babies. Now, you take back everything bad you said about Nuri...Or I'll squish your puny little manhood once more.

Shinn: Ow!!...Na! Fuck you!

(Xuyen smashes Shinn in between the legs once more. Shinn yelled in great pain again. Xuyen steps back a few feet.)

Xuyen: Alright. If you can gather all your strength and stand up, and take back every mean word you ever said about Nuri, I'll let you free.

(Xuyen wait patiently for Shinn to stand. A minute or two passed before Shinn stood up to her.)

Shinn: I said, I ain't takin' back shit! I told you you can have the little bitch! Finger her in the ass upside down if ya want to! I don't care!

Xuyen: Okay, maybe I should be nicer before brutally beating you down. Can you please take back everything mean you said about Nuri. Shes sweet, cute lookin' woman.

Shinn: Go fuck yourself or Nuri! She ain't sweet! She psycho! And I was gonna spare your life and go back to my own business before you smashed my balls in! But now, I'm gonna kick your ass!..and what the hell am I still doin' wearin' this hat! (He takes off the priest hat and throws it on the ground)

Xuyen: Okay, fine, whatever.

(Shinn charges at Xuyen. Xuyen disappeared. Shinn stopped and looked around to see any sign of Xuyen. He saw nothing. Suddenly, Shinn felt a punch in the face. He took a few steps back. Then, he received a punch in the gut. Then, he received multiple punches on his chest. He got the air knocked out of him and he fell face-up on the ground. Then, Xuyen reappeared in front of him.)

Xuyen: Well now, You're on the ground again. I thought you said you were gonna kick my ass. It appears to me that I'm kickin' yours instead.

Shinn: Aw fuck you!

Xuyen: I should kill you now.

Shinn: Then kill me now! I really don't care anymore!

Xuyen: I should kill you now. And claim my prize, Nuri, but I won't. For Nuri loves you. And due to the fact that the main character can't die so early before his time. Its still early in the story. Besides, who could replace you? Then again, I could replace you. I could love Nuri better than you can. I'll let you live...for now. We will meet again, Shinn. Many more times...In the 2nd book.

(And with that, Xuyen disappeared.)

Shinn: Man! That bitch was fast. Owwwwww....

(Shinn then fell unconscious.)


* * * * * * * *

(Meanwhile, Kudosai, Shido, Nuri, Elaine, and Suki were at the saketown church, waiting for Siri to get her stuff.)

Kudosai: Whats takin' her so long, ya?

Nuri: You haveta wait a while, Kudosai. Maybe she has alot of beauty products she needs to bring.

Kudosai: Fuck beauty! The girl looks good just the way she is.

Suki: Well whining about it isn't gonna make her move any faster!

Kudosai: Aw shut up! Love girl!

Suki: Excuse me?

Kudosai: Yeah! Your name means love in Japanese!

Suki: Oh shut up!

Kudosai: Hey love! How are you doing? Oh love! Love!

Suki: You better shut up before I smack you!

Kudosai: Oooooooooh! Love is gonna smack me! Smack me love!

(Suki smack him on the cheek. The others start laughing at him.)

Kudosai: Ow! Love hurts.

Nuri: Heh Kudosai is funny.

(Just then, Siri came out of the church, carrying a medium size bag.)

Siri: Okay. I'm ready to leave now.

Kudosai: Hey Siri. Lookin' good.

Siri: Thank you.

Kudosai: Alright. Looks like everyones ready. Lets go!

(And now, The newly established team heads off to hometown to start a new journey.)





(To Be Continued.)