Other Fan Fiction ❯ Helter Skelter ❯ Cell Phones and Car Ads ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 2: Cell Phones and Car Ads

 

7 weeks ago, I was hung up over Dib leaving me. Once he moved out, Sid and Lakota moved in with us to help me keep up house. But, then I got the letters from Almighty Tallest Purple.

Myra and Azrael are to be enrolled this year for the Irken Elite.

So now my kids are on Irk for five years. Oh joy.

Well, 5 days after running into Paul and George for the first time, I was hung up again, but not on Dib. Sid and I were watching Jackass at the time. Lakota was asleep, curled up in a pair of Sid's boxers. But, while Steve-O and Wee Man were on the screen, I was staring at my phone...

Ring... Please ring...

Yep, he still hadn't called at all yet. I decided to pass time by counting how many times that annoying Honda Civic commercial would play until he would call.

Ring, damn you!

-Ring-

"Holy shit, Sid! Telekinesis works!" I gasped, reaching for the phone to shut off 'Thnks Fr Th Mmrs'.

"Hello, is Sid there? This is Dr. O'Brien..."

I sighed and handed over the phone to my sister, "Sid, meh bebbeh, why is your doc calling me?"

"He needed a contact number," Sid shrugged.

"So you gave him my cell number?" I shrieked. Lakota sat up, woken by my shrill voice, and shot me an even nastier look than ever before.

"Mhmh," she smirked, motioning for me to be quiet. A lot of car commercials later, she hung up. But the phone rang again, so I picked it up.

"Hi Jaden. It's Elijah. Sid there?" he asked.

"No, she isn't," I snapped, hanging up the phone, which rung once again. Sid was doubled over with laughter right now. "If this is someone asking for Sid, I'm gonna kill you!" I yelled into the receiver.

"Actually, is Jaden there? It's Paul Simon."

Like that, I was calm once again, "Hi Paul."

Sid was laughing even harder now, Lakota joining in with her, rolling around on the floor. But I ignored it, as Paul cleared his throat, "I tried calling earlier, but the line was busy... but I have a surprise for you..."

"Oh really?" I asked, laughing to myself a bit. Sid had pulled herself together now.


"Look out your window."


I turned around on the couch and peered out the blinds, only to see Paul on our lawn. His hair wasn't spiked up, but rather, hanging down. It looked amazing. He was wearing a deep red hoodie and his usual black pants. I was completely shocked that he was there.

"Why hello darling," he chuckled into the phone, waving towards me. I waved back sheepishly, and then ran to open the door.

"You have to be freezing? What were you thinking?" I asked.

"Well I had a lot of gigs this week, so I felt bad for not calling sooner. So I looked up your address in the phone book and found you," he smiled, stepping inside.

I gave him a hug immediately after, "That's so sweet of you."

He only stayed for an hour or two, watching South Park reruns with Sid, Lakota and I.

10 car ads.

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