Other Fan Fiction ❯ The DOA blooper reel ❯ The DOA blooper reel ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Dynamo_ace 
Here it is, the things that might have happened while producing the FMV for Dead or alive. Don't try this at home kids!
Non Anime: Other Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 04.24.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 1.3K | Status: Completed
Here it is, the things that might have happened while producing the FMV for Dead or alive. Don't try this at home kids!
Non Anime: Other Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 04.24.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 1.3K | Status: Completed
The DOA blooper reel
This is an unofficial fanfic and therefore is not endorsed or supported by Tecmo\ Team ninja (Dead or alive).
The fanfic is based on scenes from DOA2U and DOAX
Director: Tina-Leifang feature battle opener Take 1 and …ACTION!
Tina holding the boulder
Tina: This Leifang is what power…
As she throws the boulder at her…
Tina: … is all about!
But the boulder hits Leifang hitting her stomach and sending her onto the floor!
Director: CUT! Tina you are supposed to throw it close to her, not at her! Somebody call a medic!
Later (when Leifang was patched up!)
Director: Tina-Leifang feature battle opener Take 2 and …ACTION!
Tina holding the boulder
Tina: This Leifang is what power…
But she actually drops the bolder on her feet!
Tina: Oww!
Director: CUT!
Director: Tina-Zack feature battle opener Take 1 and… ACTION!
Zack: Say, way don't we hang out together huh?
Tina pulls out a mirror
Tina: Here is a mirror, use it!
She throws the mirror but it misses Zack and it hit the ground beside him.
Director: CUT!
Later (after 50 mirrors were broken)
Director: Tina-Zack feature battle opener Take 51 and… ACTION!
Zack: Say, way don't we hang out together huh?
Tina pulls out a mirror
Tina: Here is a mirror, use it!
She throws it but the mirror hit Zack. The director laughs at Zack until Zack starts looking at him, the director then starts to nervously stop laughing and then…
Director: CUT! Sorry Zack, it was just so…
But Zack was already furious so he goes up to the director…
Director: What are you doing? I am paying you remember!
…And beats him up. The director was in hospital for a week before filming continued!
Director: Zack Jetpack scene take 1 and…ACTION!
Zack: Later baby, I'm outta here!
He presses a button on his watch to fire up the jetpack but it backfires; he keeps on pressing it… getting more nervous every time!
Director: CUT! Did somebody order the Microsoft version of this!
After 5 false starts…
Director: Zack Jetpack scene take 6 and…ACTION!
Zack: Later baby, I'm outta here!
He presses a button on his watch… only to find out he pressed the self-destruct button. Blowing up jetpack and leaving everyone with an anime style roasted look.
Director: CUT! Can somebody inform props department not to order jetpacks with self-destruct features thank you!
Director: Hayabusha-Ein feature battle Take 1…and Action!
Hayabusha: You…
Ein: Yes me…
Director: Hold it! CUT, CUT, CUT! What you are script were you reading?
Ein: The Matrix Reloaded
The director notices that there were two copies of the script by him. The script department was then sacked!
Helena: That is none of your concern!
She then notices…
Michel Winner: Calm down dear! It's a commercial! I'm merely a good driver that's why I am with e-sure!
Director: What? CUT! WHO LET MICHAEL WINNER IN?