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The Radio Hiro Game Show

By FelineDragon14

Part 2: The Rest Of The Parody

 

“Okay I haven't worked on this version of the Radio Hiro Game Show in while because of my other projects on this site, and now I give you the rest of the parody, and thanks to some blind jackass type person on ff.net this has become a mediaminer exclusive.”

 

“Well it turns out my OC ran off the set with Cassandra during the mid-chapter break, also ending the blatant catfight that was going on earlier in Ch. 1.”

“Yeah though I have to give something to Cassandra she has very powerful legs, and Taki is one speedy older person.”

“Excuse me Talim what does that mean?”

“Sorry Taki but you are nearing your thirties.”

“Well I guess I can take that one sitting down because I am but Ivy's the one becoming and old person because I hear she's nearing 35 years of age.”

(Okay for some reason Ivy was also in the audience listening in on Taki's blatant use of calling her old)

“Oh come on Taki I'm not that much older than you.”

“Yeah by three years hag.”

“Taki you're the hag!”

“No you are Ivy!”

(Now while Ivy and Taki get ready to have a proverbial catfight the author is about to start round two, and if you don't remember last round Mitsurugi won it)

“Now after that blatant prelude to this round we continue the match with this question. How many males we interviewed say that they admit to reading shoujo manga…not including the author however, and this one is directed towards you Yunsung.”

“Well let's see I wouldn't be surprised much if the number was a little higher so I'm guessing 30 people did.”

“Mitsurugi what do you think about males admitting to reading shoujo manga?”

“Well to be blunt I really have no tolerance for males reading shoujo manga…so I'm going to say that it's lower.”

“Well we found out that it's actually higher…but not that higher…33 to be exact So Yunsung you get first go with a two.”

“Okay then I'll go higher, and it better not be the same one.”

“Well Yunsung it's a ten do you wish to freeze?”

“Hong Yunsung does not freeze to anyone or anything so I'll go lower.”

“Well I guess your cocky attitude helped you for the next card is a three.”

”This might be strange but I have a feeling the card is actually lower.”

(Now at this point the author is shocked that was actually a two)

“What the…it is lower it's a two.”

“All right the final card is higher!”

“Well Yunsung I guess you win round two cause the next card was an Ace.”

(At this time Yunsung was getting up in Mitsurugi's face)

“Yeah Mitsurugi what do you have to say about that huh? You got owned, ******* owned *****.”

“Pretentious fool no one has won yet we still got the last round to deal with fool.”

(Meanwhile backstage)

“Stupid cocky little brother it's times like these I really wish you weren't my brother…why did have to do it again with my mom before she died.”

“I don't know maybe he's just like that.”

“What the? Taki! How in the hell did you get in back here?”

“Well after me and Ivy argued and made up about the hag statement I found a huge bag of sugar and engulfed it, and now I can't stop acting hyper.”

“Taki why did you ingest a huge bag of sugar?”

“I really don't know, but maybe cause it was sugar the stock ingredient for randomness.”

“You know what Taki?”

“What? Seung-chan.”

“You have any of that sugar left?”

“Why?”

“I think anyone who ever has been on a sugar high would know why.”

(Now as Taki hands Seung Mina the sugar so she could get on a sugar high we go back to the game show already in progress)

“So in this final round it will be a little shorter because there will only be three cards to win and one question to decide it all.”

“So why is there only one question in this round?”

“So we can determine a winner faster for the bonus round filled with lot's of cash.”

(Just then we see Yunsung's eyes turn into dollar signs because of this)

“Oooohhh…cash like goodness.”

“Right…okay next question how many females you think we surveyed answered yes to this, we asked one-hundred females if they admit to reading shonen manga. How many said that they admitted to reading shonen manga? Oh yeah and this is your question Yunsung.”
”Well I'd have to say 40 of them admitted to that.”

“Mitsurugi do you think it's higher or lower?”

“It has to be lower.”

“Why?”

“I don't know why I just think it's lower.”

“Well your hunch backfired cause it's 67 of them. So Yunsung you have a choice here you could pass control to Mitsurugi and if he screws up the card run you would win, and you could choose to take it yourself but if you screw up then Mitsurugi wins so what will it be?”

“I'll take the run besides what harm could it do because I'm feeling good today.”

“Okay the first card is a three”

“Well you know I got to go higher.”

“Of course it is higher with a jack.”

“Now to finish I'm going to say that it's lower than the jack.”

“Yunsung hate to tell you this but it's an Ace…Mitsurugi goes on to the bonus round.”

“Son of *****!”

(Now we go back to the backstage area again)

“Well it seems that Taki and Seung Mina have been knocked out due to the mass amounts of sugar doesn't it Ivy?”

“Hey Talim I brought some markers so what do you say we scribble on them?”

“Sure it would be funny.”

(For some reason at this point we see Nightmare come in as well for some strange reason as well)

“Well Ivy you called I brought my Galley Oar with me and what did you need me for?”
”Well me and Talim thought about it and well we need you to throw stuff and that Galley Oar at Mitsurugi during his bonus stage, and Nightmare do a good job with it and we will also give you a spoon.”

“As to quote a certain cult comic character…'SPOON!!'”

“Talim I told you we needed to stop him from watching the those “The Tick” cartoon videos we got of E-Bay.”

(As Talim and Ivy start drawing on Taki and Seung Mina's face and Nightmare goes to his seat to throw stuff at Mitsurugi we go back to the main studio where Mitsurugi is getting ready for the bonus round.)

“So Mitsurugi are you ready?”

“Ready as I will ever be.”

“Okay first we start you off with 200 dollars to bet on the first row then add 400 on the second row which only has two cards then a big bet where you must wager at least half of your current winnings.”

“Okay I got ya can we start now?”

“Sure first card is a seven.”

“I have to go lower on this one for 100 dollars.”

“Oh sorry it's a King you still have 100 dollars however.”

“Well then I'll have to go all of it lower and say that it is lower than the King.”

“It's a Queen now we go to the last card of the row higher or lower?”

“All of my money for the card to be lower!”

“Well it is lower it's a ten to be exact.”

(Now before Mitsurugi gets to try out the second row he gets a paper ball chucked at his head)

“I'll choose to ignore that…for now.”

(In the audience we see a certain Soul Edge wielding warrior snickering in the background)

“Now Mitsurugi since you have reached the second row we give you 400 more dollars to bet which brings up your total up to 800 dollars, and that ten goes up to the next row...do you want to switch the card?”

“Yes I do want to switch the card.”

“It becomes a three now how much high or lower?”

“650 dollars that it's higher.”

“Well it is higher because it's an ace.”

“Well now I have to go lower risking 550 dollars.”

“Well it is lower with an eight that gets moved up to the next row.”

(Now before the final part of this bonus stage starts this time Mitsurugi gets a rock thrown to his head)

“Ok, as soon as I find the person throwing those things at me I'm going to hurt them.”

(In the audience we see a certain Soul Edge wielding warrior snickering in the background…again but only a little louder)

“Now Mitsurugi we have reached the final part of the bonus stage the big bet part where you must wager at least half of the 2000 dollars you have so far.”

“Well then, I'll bet 1500 dollars lower.”

“Okay turns out the card was lower and the lower part being a four so you end up with 3500 dollars today.”

“Well that was a good…”

(Now this time Mitsurugi gets a thrown Galley Oar slapped right in the face by none other than Nightmare)

“Spoon!!!”

“WTF! Nightmare what the hell did you do that for!”

“Mistress Ivy and Mistress Talim told me to annoy the hell out of you so that's why I did that.”

“But still we must fight!”

(Before Mitsurugi and Nightmare could fight however, some weapon-like sounds are heard from backstage)

“Taki, Seung Mina, Ivy, Talim?”

“What is going on back here?”

“Well me and Talim told Taki and Seung Mina that we drew on their faces on now they're pissed off and attacking us.”

“Well didn't you expect that when you drew on our faces?”

“…Nope…”

(Taki and Seung Mina fight even harder when that was said, while everyone else was just speechless till Nightmare said a certain something)

“…Spoon!!!!!!!”

“Nightmare will you give it a rest no one is going to get that joke.”

“Yeah, and since everyone else is fighting what do you say we join them in the fighting Nightmare?”

“Sure.”

(Now Nightmare and Mitsurugi decide to join in on the fight)

“Well all I can say is that I'm Hiro Konobu signing off from Radio Hiro good match good night.”

 

End of Fic