Ouran High School Host Club Fan Fiction ❯ Love, Life, Society and Secrets. ❯ The beginning. ( Chapter 1 )

Today was a special day at high schools throughout Japan, Today was the April 2nd, the start of the new school year. But there was one school for whom this new school year was going to promise events and surprises far beyond the imaginations of even the wildest dreamers. This particular high school was called Ouran high and is exclusive to the super rich.

The one exception to this rule was a mousy brown haired male-impersonator called Haruhi. It was the beginning of her second year at Ouran and more importantly her second year as a member of the infamous Ouran High School Host Club.

At that moment she was running late for her first official host session of the new school year. As she ran down the luxurious halls and opened the door to the 3rd music room the natural type hostess had no idea how this year was going to change the lives of her, the other club members and the five people who would dig up their true emotions, secrets and strengthen their hearts.

It all began today, April 2nd and in this music room, at Ouran high..................................

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The moment Haruhi opened the door as expected a blonde chibi known as Hunney glomped her.

"HA-RU-CHAN!!!!!!! YAY!!!!! I missed you!!! Why didn't you visit me and Takashi??????" he wined while giving her the famous teary eyes. "Because Hunney-sempai I don't have enough money to fly out to Fiji and anyway, it wouldn't be fair since everyone offered to bring me somewhere."

Hunney wrapped himself to her right side like a baby to his mother as he gave up. "Okay. Oh, Haru-chan guess what?!?!". "What is it Hunney-sempai?"

He bounced off her thin figure in a bunny like way and shouted in his kawaii voice "Takashi!!!!"At once the tallest member of the group appeared wearing a black and white pinstriped suit and a white suede hat. Her immediate response was "Mafia theme day."

Before the little teen could say "No." Two familiar red heads came crashing down on her.

"Wrong!" they shouted in unison, "its 40's theme day!" they exclaimed while waving their twin arms together.

Hikaru was wearing dark red high pants with orange suspenders over his white and red striped shirt that had the first few buttons undone and his sleeves rolled up to his elbow. As customs go Kaoru was wearing the same clothes in the same manner except the pants were dark orange and the shirts stripe were red. To top off their sexy double act they supported their traditional messed up hair and playful smirks.

When she glanced back at Hunney she realized he was wearing a suit too, only his was a caramel brown and yellow, and his hat had a long feather pointing out of it. Even his favourite bunny had a hat on his pink head.

Haruhi looked around the room to see that it was transformed into the Copa Cabana Club. There were bar tables and armchairs where the tea tables and Victorian couches once stood, the confectionary carts were replaced with a bar serving non-alcoholic mixers accompanied by red velvet bar stools. The windows were shut as the room was dimly lit with old fashion lamps on each table as a jazz band played on the stand in the farthest corner of the room. It was stunning to say the least.

"I see" Was all she managed to say before the twins dragged her into the changing rooms to put on her costume.

When she reappeared Haruhi was wearing grey and pink striped pants with a chain hanging on her left side and a pink shirt in the same fashion as Hikaru and Kaoru.

"Why do you always try to make me seem feminine when I'm trying to be a man?" she sighed as she lazily put on a matching grey tie.

"Because it's good for business" stated a cool voice from behind the bar. Kyouya was dressed as a bar man in black pants, white shirt and a black and white striped vest.

"Kyouya-sempai, I thought you'd be the last person to dress up as 'the help' as you call it" the brunette mocked. "Actually it's the perfect costume as many women confess and confide their feelings in simple barmen…." "Really?" Wow is Kyouya –sempai being considerate? "…..yes, that and it gives me a perfect place to count the money from our sessions" he coolly said with the smile of the shadow king on his face. Haruhi smiled back.

Nope. Rich bastard.

The dark type was just about to complain to her for being late when a loud and slightly French accented voice shouted "HARUHI!!!!!!!!! My daughter! Mon amie! Daddy missed you!" He made this very clear as he sent her into a bone-crushing hug.

"Sempai!" she gasped against his broad chest. "Yes, yes I'm over whelmed to see you too. But, naturally you are more so than I. After all I am perfection in human form and further more……." "NO!!!!! Sempai……..air!" Tamaki released her at once although missing her warmth at once.

"Gomen, Haruhi" he said.

Getting some air back in her lungs she looked up at Tamaki. He was dressed in a royal blue and white pinstripe suit with a cream handkerchief styled in his coat pocket. As usual his golden hair shined even against mere lamps.

Looking into his apologetic purple eyes she thought; thank god I'm out of breath. Who knows what the twins would have done if they saw me. "Its okay sempai I missed all of you too" she remarked as she smoothed out her suit.

She smiled back into Tamaki's eyes. As Tamaki stared back he thought god I've missed those brown eyes…..wait…..what am I saying!!!!!!!! no.....I miss her as much as a father misses his children. Yes, that's it. I miss her as much as a fater misses his children when they stay at a friend's house for the night, that's it. I miss seeing her innocent chocolate eyes, her honeysuckle scent ,her blunt way of approaching things, her cute little awkward smile, and because of that smile it's only natural her juicy lips, long legs and creamy skin are missed too………as a father……….of course that's it…………what other reason could there be ?

The Princes thoughts were interrupted as usual as Kyouya started to take Haruhi through the procedure of new patrons coming to the club.

"You've never been to the new year's opening before so I'll run by what is done. First we must all greet the customers together as usual except we don't begin our duties until every patron new and old has arrived." Haruhi butted in... "If they are new how do we know when all of them have arrived?" The twins replied "There's a list."

"A list?" Hunney further explained. "Haru-chan you probably don't know but girls who start in Ouran have to apply to become patrons nearly a year before they join the school." "WHAT!!!!!!!" This began Tamaki's first rant off the year. "Yes, alas Haruhi our services are in such demand that many girls would give us their entire fortune for one session (if their father permitted them). Ah, yes. We are the people cursed by our godlike looks. Forced to deprive vast amounts of poor, lonely women the honour of our company. Those poor creatures. I know I would certainly go mad without myself for company. My perfect physic and astonishing mind….."

The twins remarked "Your mind left you before you had it." "True." They chorused.

Thus began Tamaki's first self-pity party in his corner of the new year.

Kyouya continued. "That is correct here is the current list." They all stared at the laptop screen. "As you can see we are book solid until we finish school completely and until we are in our late 50s if we choose so. Now as I was saying….." but it was no good everyone even Tamaki had passed out looking at the screen.

Then Haruhi remembered that Hunney had something to say. "Hunney-sempai you had something to say or give when I came in?" "What? Oh yeah. I remember know. Takashi."

The black haired teen placed himself behind Haruhi with his arms out in front of him. "What's going on? What is Mori-sempai doing? Waiting for me to fall?" she looked at her 6 friends.

Suddenly all the male member remembered their conversation last week.

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"You heard me. We have to agree to this." Kyouya sigh. He wasn't too happy about this idea himself. All the men looked like they wanted to smash someone's faced into a wall. (That being the reason why the servants in Kyouya's house knew to stay away on this particular visit from the young heirs.)

"It's only for the first week back." The shadow king reasoned. "Then if we hear about anything we can have him taken care of. Him and his friends."

All of them sat in silence in his room trying to find a loop hole in the arrangement.

"Why can't we take care of them now?" Hikaru questioned. "Brother have some sense. It's not like he'll have a chance to do anything. He'll be on school property and besides, we hardly know the guy to judge him."

"That doesn't mean we have to like it or consent to it!" Hunney replied. "Tama-chan what do you think?"

The blonde closed his eyes. "It's just one week. And we'll be watching overhead. He can't do anything without us knowing. Besides, we have no other choice because father feels it'll be good publicity. Having a 'boy' from Ouran on the cover." He spat out bitterly.

"Very well." Kyouya dialed a number on his cell. …………. "Hello?" said a sweet voice on the other line. "One week. That's it." With that the navy haired man hung up.

On the limo drive home Tamaki couldn't help but wonder. Who is this guy? Why my Haruhi? MY Haruhi. Why does that feel so right? Is it because of the father thing or is it ………..more? With that the limo door opened and Tamaki lost the thought that sprouted in his head for the past year.

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Tamaki looked like he was about to die with fright, Hunney seemed more cute than ever as he shielded himself behind his bunny, Kyouya had a glint I his eye which the girl recognized as a bad sign for her and the twins looked like they were about to kill something with whatever pointy object was available.

Kyouya being the least emotional told Haruhi the news. "One of our new patrons has asked specifically for you and only you and is going to pay twice the usual amount."

"That's it?" she laughed. "I thought you were going to tell me someone found out I was a girl or something!!!!"

The members took a step back from Haruhi in whatever direction they could find as Takashi took a step forward.

"That's not all" he continued. "The thing is he's a man."

"I've had a male customer before." She said, not very impressed with the news.

"That's not all" Kyouya went on. "This man is a cosplay magazine scout and wants you to do some work for him. You know; a few costume displays be his boyfriend for a week…"

"WHAT!!!!!!!! Are you telling me that I am going to model for cosplay which you all know I'm not a fan of and not only that but I've to be this man's b-b-b-boy-BOYFRIEND!!!! Hell no!!!!! Tell him no!!!!"

"I already signed the contracts as your manager." Kyouya mumbled.

"Oh, okay." She replied covering her eyes behind her bangs. "R-r-really?" they all replied.

"Sure, just one little thing……" Takashi grabbed Haruhi's arms and held her back as she tried to free herself. "I WANT YOU ALL IN HOSPITAL!!!!!!!!!!!"

As she struggled against Takashi, Hunney used his training to find her pressure point to make her pass out. He found it.

Being the cutest and hardest to kill Hunney was given the job to calm her down and make her see reason (if any). Of course Hunney being Hunney he got the job done. All Haruhi had to say in her mind was; It's one week, it's just one week, it's just for one week!!!! Until she calmed herself to a reasonable level.

But what remedy was there for four jealous, overprotective teenage boys??? Hunney had no idea.

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The Host Club members had successfully greeted every customer old and new, except one, the man who the Hitachi twins had a few new names for.

They were four hours into the greetings and still no sign of the cosplay man.

The twins began to wind Tamaki up. "I bet he's fat, ugly old and lonely for 'company'." Kaoru thought out loud. "Yeah, and he decided to make our little Haruhi his 'companion'." Joined Hikaru. "A lot can happen in a week. You never know Hikaru." "Your 100% right brother maybe after this week when the fat bastard leaves Haruhi may have a…………..a………tiny little companion of her own……."

Little did they know that they had just got themselves riled up as well as Tamaki. Who had just become bluish-purple in colour. He and the twins had smiles on their angelic faces as girls were trying to get them to start their hosting duties before the last guest arrives but all that was going through their minds were the words ; MUST……..KILL………..FAT……&hel lip;..BASTARD!!!!!!

Kyouya decided they couldn't wait as the girls began to grow impatient. "I believe we have waited enough for our last guest so without further interruption. Ladies….."!!!BANG!!!!

The doors flew open with a gust of wind. Everyone's attention was directed to the spot where the newly arrived figure stood. "I believe gentlemen come next or should I say gentle man?"

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