Ouran High School Host Club Fan Fiction ❯ Random Anime MSN Chat ❯ Total Crack Conversation ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: KuramaeSohmaLuv
Total Random Crack! I honestly want to know what they're smoking!

Anime/Manga: Ouran High School Host Club Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.26.2010 | Pages: 17 | Words: 11.6K | Visits: 718 | Status: Completed

Random Conversation of Doom!
Starring:Kyouya Ootori, Sebastian Michaelis, Ciel Phantomhive, Soubi Agatsuma, and Undertaker!! with a guest appearance by:
Barak Obama!
 
Soubi A: Yooooz! :P
Ciel P: Ok.
Kyouya O: Hello.
Ciel P: `ello.
Soubi A: HAI! HALLOZES!
Kyouya O: Lol, odd convo.
Ciel P: Thanks.
Undertaker: Yes.
Soubi A: Lol yepz :P
Kyouya O: HUZZAH!
Soubi A: YAAAAAAAAAY!
Undertaker: YA!
Soubi A: -Doodle Dance!- :P weeeeeeee!
Kyouya O: I want pie…..
Ciel P: ….?
Soubi A: I do too…
Undertaker: Me too.
Ciel P: ……
Kyouya O: AND PIZZA!
Undertaker: Hey, I have pie! -goes and gets-
Kyouya O: I have a coupon!
Soubi A: GIVE!!! A pie coupon?
Kyouya O: A pizza coupon!
Soubi A: Sweet potatoes!!
Ciel P: …………………………̷ 0;………..
Soubi A: Lol! We love you Ciellllll!!!!
Kyouya O: Lol and poor Ciel-san is like “WTF?” YAY!
Ciel P: Thanks
Soubi A: No problem. -eats cookie—
Kyouya O: --GASP!—Cookies?!! Where'd you get those?!
Soubi A: --nom nom nom—Made `em.
Kyouya O: Arg…
Ciel P: I wish I had cookies….
Soubi A: --gives cookies to everyone—
Kyouya O: YAY! -eats cookie he doesn't actually have TT.TT—
Soubi A: lol awww
Ciel P: --looks at empty hands—
Soubi A: I really would give you cookies….but they wouldn't taste very good once they come out of the fax TT.TT
Kyouya O: lol oh well
Ciel P: prob not
Kyouya O: TT.TT I have to go to the bathroom….
Soubi A: So….VIRTUAL COOKIE PARTY INSTEAD!
Ciel P: ok
Soubi A: XD a little too much information.
Kyouya O: where's the virtual bathroom? o.0
Ciel P: ……………..yeah, a little.
Soubi A: next to the virtual Karaoke machine!
Kyouya O: lol I'm kidding Ciel -heart-
Ciel P: I realise that.
Soubi A: lol XD
Undertaker: I HAVE PIE!!
Ciel P: GRRRR
Kyouya O: PIE!!! GIMME!
Soubi A: I LIEK PIE!
Undertaker: I know N I HAVE IT! YUM!
Kyouya O: lol Soubi, remember?: Holy crepe! Holy crepe! TARTS! PIE!
Ciel P: I r confused.
Soubi A: OBAMA WANTS PIE TOO!
Kyouya O: ROTFL!
Undertaker: NO no no obama's not allowed any.
Soubi A: no no he isn't XD
Obama: -cries in a corner-
Ciel P: OMG I remember that!
Soubi A: lol
Kyouya O: Poor Obama…-munches on pie and throws board eraser at Obama's head- STOP GROWING MUSHROOMS IN OUR PIE EATING SPACE!!!
Soubi A: LOL
Kyouya O: sorry….-is ashamed- V//////////V
Obama: -puppy face-
Ciel P: lol
Undertaker: When did Obama talk about pie? I'm so confused.
Soubi A: lol at one of his rallies.
Undertaker: That's weird…he must be running out of promises he can't keep.
Soubi A: lol
Ciel P: lol
Soubi A: HOMANOMANOMANOMANOMANOM goodness.
Undertaker: huh…
Kyouya O: garg…
Soubi A: -eats pie-
Undertaker: YOU HAVE NO PIE! LIES! ALL LIES!
Soubi A: I HAVE ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU CRY!! OH BUUURRRRNNN!!!
Kyouya O: hey! Who took my pie? It disappeared right in front of my face….WTF?!
Ciel P: the cake is a LIE!
Undertaker: wow…ha ha, Ciel!
Soubi A: THE PIE IS A LIE!
Ciel P: lol
Undertaker: Lie to the pie!
Kyouya O: Cupcakes!
Undertaker: no
Ciel P: This convo is a LIE
Undertaker: Now you dare to lie!
Soubi A: Omg, if I had a birthday cake this year, it should have said the word LIE on it! XD
Kyouya O: Life is a lie…ugh…-runs off and kills self-
Undertaker: ha ha, I loves it….wait…what?!
Soubi A: nnnoooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!
Undertaker: no
Kyouya O: JUST KIDDING!
Soubi A: MY SEME!!!
Ciel P: …………………………̷ 0;………………………
Soubi A: -eats pie by grave-
Ciel P: lol
Kyouya O: Way to be sympathetic, Soubi….
Undertaker: -is too sad to ever eat again- -cries in corner-
Soubi A: XD what if the pie was a hommage to you?
Kyouya O: and I love how MY Seme is totally unaffected by my death.
Ciel P: lol
Undertaker: huh…
Ciel P: yes, yes, my uke.
Undertaker: wait! NOOOO my sweet CIEL!
Kyouya O: --teary eyes— CIEL!!! I'LL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!
Soubi A: LOL!
Undertaker: Ciel, why?????
Ciel P: -looks down at Kyouya O- no, you won't.
Soubi A: CIEL YOU CANNOT BE A SEME!
Kyouya O: Ciel…. “I am not ashamed!”
Soubi A: CIEL, YOU'RE TOO UKE TO BE A SEME!
Ciel P: no.
Kyouya O: Should I do my gay voice?
Undertaker: MY SWEET INNOCENT SON!!! WHY!!!!
Ciel P: NOOOOOOOOO
Soubi A: XD do it!
Kyouya O: lmfao!
Ciel P: NOOOOO!
Undertaker: CIELLLL!!!! -goes off and kills self-
Ciel P: Don't you dare do that voice, Uke mine.
Soubi A: XD
Ciel P: Yes, mother?
Soubi A: I AM A HOBO!
Undertaker: you can't, you are not of age
Soubi A: -cries-
Kyouya O: -does gay voice- I am like sooooo done being an uke! Mmkai?
Ciel P: ……………..
Undertaker: SHUT UP SOUBI
Soubi A: -dies in a cardboard box-
Ciel P: actually, 14 is of age
Undertaker: MY son has been violated
Ciel P: ………..
Kyouya O: and Soubi, you're not a hobo, you're part of my Magical Uke Harem :D
Undertaker: nonononononono not until I say?
Undertaker: 1
Undertaker: EFMQNBe ajdkvnblr
Undertaker: -goes crazy-
Soubi A: lol -puppy eyes- is it a rainbow harem?? :D
Ciel P: ……………
Undertaker: I hate you, Soubi
Kyouya O: Its okay to be gay! HURRAH!
Soubi A: lol
Soubi A: XD gee thanks
Soubi A: and yes
Kyouya O: lol I'm kidding
Soubi A: I was talking to Mom
Undertaker: now both of my sons have no innocence and my good friend Kyouya took one of them away
Soubi A: the yes was to you XD
Soubi A: lol
Kyouya O: I AM your son!!! I'm the oldest one!
Kyouya O: Doi!
Soubi A: OMG NOW I'VE BEEN PROMOTED TO SON AGAIN!
Soubi A: o wait
Ciel P: I love how we're all straight guys…………and talking like this
Kyouya O: I know!
Soubi A: lol XD
Soubi A: yep yep
Undertaker: wait, who are all my children
Kyouya O: I'm taking all of this down to put on the internet…does anyone mind?
Soubi A: DO IT
Kyouya O: ME! -the oldest son-
Ciel P: ummm change our names please
Kyouya O: of course
Soubi A: ME! - pet-
Ciel P: ood
Undertaker: SO WAIT YOU ALL ARE MY CHILDREN
Kyouya O: yeah.
Undertaker: I AM A WHORE
Ciel P: yep
Soubi A: LOL
Kyouya O: lol we're INCESTUOUS!
Undertaker: -CRIES-
Ciel P: who is the dad?
Undertaker: sorry.
Kyouya O: ROY!!!
Undertaker: WHO!
Soubi A: that's what she said! OOOOOO
Kyouya O: My cousin Roy Mustang
Undertaker: hahahaha
Kyouya O: ROY!
Ciel P: OMG
Soubi A: LOL
Kyouya O: `member? From OTAFEST?
Undertaker: don't know who that is
Soubi A: I dooooooo XD
Ciel P: I do too
Undertaker: I don't
Undertaker: WHO!
Kyouya O: he was dressed like Rou Mustang
Soubi A: roy musDANGGG
Ciel P: ha you don't even know our father
Soubi A: One Night Stand maybe?
Kyouya O: She really is a whore…just like she said…o.0
Ciel P: lol
Soubi A: ROFL
Undertaker: I am the mother so Roy? Is my father your Grandfather?
Soubi A: Aww poor Mommy
Kyouya O: no, Roy is OUR father
Ciel P: ours
Soubi A: your cuddlebuddy
Kyouya O: not yours
Undertaker: no I don't know who he is
Kyouya O: well, cuddlebuddy, maybe
Soubi A: XD
Undertaker: you were all created in the lab!
Kyouya O: but OUR FATHER!
Kyouya O: What lab? Lab 5?
Ciel P: WHO IS THE DAD???
Soubi A: SO THAT'S WHY I'M MUTATED
Ciel P: lol
Undertaker: no one. I created you from science and my eggs
Ciel P: ……thanks.
Kyouya O: how'd you get them out of u? Self operation? -sparkly eyes-
Ciel P: that's why we are messed up
Undertaker: well I don't want to be a whore
Soubi A: but I don't fit in…I have blond hair….all of you have brown…
Kyouya O: EXACTLY!
Kyouya O: I have black now…
Soubi A: -odd man out-
Soubi A: W0man
Undertaker: hey hey
Ciel P: and mine is going to be blond
Kyouya O: no, Soubi…you're the odd MAN…just like the rest of us
Undertaker: don't make fun of Soubi
Soubi A: lol XD
Undertaker: he's a special case
Kyouya O: Inside every girl…there is a boy…that…cam out wrong…but you know what I mean
Soubi A: WITH A CAPITAL W
Soubi A: lol
Ciel P: ………….
Soubi A: speciaaalll
Undertaker: YOU ARE NOT A SHEHE
Soubi A: like a pet?
Kyouya O: yes!
Kyouya O: wait…what? : S
Soubi A: meow?
Undertaker: LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER ALL OF YOU
Ciel P: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'm a seme <3
Soubi A: A PEACH
Undertaker: -GETS REALLY ANGRY-
Undertaker: I WILL TELL YOU OF YOUR CREATION
*********** Sebastian Michaelis has joined the conversation *************
Kyouya O: I'm a Seme too!
Soubi A: lol
Sebastian M: o.0
Soubi A: uke -hides in shame-
Undertaker: JJJJJJJJ
Sebastian M: I'm an uke >____<
Kyouya O: Hey, two of MY UKE'S are here! -drapes arms around their shoulders-
Soubi A: ukes unite!!!
Soubi A: -to Sebastian M- who are you again? XD
Ciel P: Hi Sebastian
Sebastian M: YES! -high five-
Soubi A: O HAI
Sebastian M: XDDDDDD
Sebastian M: haaaaaaaai
Soubi A: -high fives-
Sebastian M: rotfl
Ciel P: <3
Sebastian M: ^^'
Soubi A: XD yaaaaaay
Soubi A: I'm Soubi by the way XD
Ciel P: everyone introduce urself
Undertaker: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Sebastian M: hai ^____^'
Sebastian M: o-o'
Soubi A: Nice to meet you ^_^
Kyouya O: tee hee hee
Ciel P: ?
Sebastian M: same to you. :3
Soubi A: : 3 Meow
Sebastian M: XD
Undertaker: AWE CUTIE
Soubi A: XD weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee
Ciel P: Soubi, meat Sebastian
Sebastian M: -rofl-
Soubi A: XD HELLO CHILLLDDD
Undertaker: wait what
Soubi A: -pedo stare-
Sebastian M: meep -hides behind Kyouya O-
Undertaker: who's Sebastian?
Soubi A: -points behind Oppotunistic Seme- Sebastian
Ciel P: …………………………̷ 0;….wow
Sebastian M: XD
Soubi A: XD
Ciel P: I know more than Mom
Kyouya O: Sebastian! My treasured Uke! BACK OFF PEDO FREAK! -punches Soubi in the glasses-
Undertaker: so who is all on
Sebastian M: O_O'
Soubi A: awww!!! They broke!!
Ciel P: everyone.
Sebastian M: ->__>-
Sebastian M: -<__<-
Kyouya O: haha! -points and laughs at Soubi-
Soubi A: >.<
Sebastian M: XD
Undertaker: AHHH no eldest do not touch your brother
Ciel P: anyone else find this confusing?
Kyouya O: what? You mean like I did last night? :P
Sebastian M: yeah.
Soubi A: you won't be laughing at Otafest >.>
Sebastian M: <__<
Undertaker: Ciel, at least you do not sink to their level.
Kyouya O: I'm not going to Otafest
Ciel P: What? I'm already at their level.
Kyouya O: Oh he's been down and back
Sebastian M: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Soubi A: aww
Soubi A: XD
Sebastian M: sugestivvvvvveeeeeee >___>
Soubi A: lol I know right??
Ciel P: yes lol
Kyouya O: lol I was kidding!
Undertaker: WHAT
Ciel P: Don't worry Mom
Kyouya O: yes, mother, don't worry, it will all be over soon.
Soubi A: -mew- we're not THAT bad…are we?
Undertaker: NO
Sebastian M: o-O'
Ciel P: meep
Undertaker: YES
Soubi A: lol
Kyouya O: lol screw being the Kyouya O, I'm the SUGGESTIVE SEME!
Undertaker: Sebastian, who are you with?
Soubi A: but mooooooooooooooooooooom -pout face-
Kyouya O: just kidding
Ciel P: me
Kyouya O: ME, Undertaker. -grabs Sebastian M and glares at Ciel P-
Sebastian M: wait, what? O_o
Undertaker: YOU CALL ME MOTHER!
Ciel P: UKE
Kyouya O: Fuck off, Ciel, Sebastian is MY Uke
Kyouya O: so is Soubi
Undertaker: Ciel, I thought you were still a virgin
Sebastian M: WTF. -is confused and gives up trying to understand-
Undertaker: NOOOOOO
Soubi A: I'm the Soubi A
Sebastian M: I'm the Sebastian M! XD
Kyouya O: meaning you are both MY uke
Ciel P: yes, I'm a Seme.
Sebastian M: o.O'
Soubi A: lol
Undertaker: So Ciel took Sebastian with Sebastian not knowing?
Ciel P: yep
Soubi A: SEBASTIAN! RUN AWAYYYY
Undertaker: -Slaps Kyouya O across the face- YOU ARE THE WORST OF ALL MY CHILDREN
Sebastian M: O___________________O'
Sebastian M: -flies away-
Kyouya O: -puts glasses back on- sorry to break it to you, Mother, but all of your sons have been violated.
Soubi A: -tags on leg-
Ciel P: lol
Kyouya O: by the two sons that call themselves Semes
Undertaker: -CRIES-
Sebastian M: gah! XD
Soubi A: BEASTIALITY
Ciel P: I'm evil
Undertaker: AAAAAHHHHHHHH
Undertaker: -cries more-
Kyouya O: lol this is gonna be SO funny on Fanfiction.net
Soubi A: XD OMG
Ciel P: lol
Undertaker: my sweets
Soubi A: send it to me when you're done
Kyouya O: for sure!
Ciel P: me too
Sebastian M: o-o'
Soubi A: yes yes Mommy?
Undertaker: no candy before bed.
Undertaker: hummmmmmmmph
Soubi A: Awwww.
Soubi A: : (
Kyouya O: What kind of candy do you mean?
Ciel P:…?
Soubi A: 0.o
Sebastian M: <___<
Undertaker: NO!
Ciel P: Ahhhhh
Soubi A: SUGGESTIVE!
Sebastian M: X3
Ciel P: no kidding
Kyouya O: I SO did that on purpose
Soubi A: XI
Ciel P: lol
Soubi A: X3
Soubi A: lol
Sebastian M: XDDDDDD
Sebastian M: *….*
Undertaker: -CRIES-
Ciel P: umm my other mother wants me to eat supper…
Soubi A: NO
Soubi A: STARRRVVVVEEEE
Kyouya O: Okay, Ciel. See ya later
Ciel P: so, be back after?????
Undertaker: Sebastian, I am so sorry for what my children have done. Please forgive them!
Soubi A: O_____________O
Sebastian M: um. Ok XDDDDD
Sebastian M: ^__^
Soubi A: lol yeah, sorry about that che chee
Sebastian M: D :
Kyouya O: dude….he's your son too.
Sebastian M: >.>
Sebastian M: I thought I was the Crazy Uncle. o-o'
Soubi A: lol XD sorry
Undertaker: I am a whore
Kyouya O: oh yeah!
Sebastian M: XD
Kyouya O: lol on two fold!
Soubi A: YEAH BABY YEAH
Soubi A: O.o
Undertaker: -cries-
Sebastian M: XDDDDDDDDD
Soubi A: -backs away from self-
Undertaker: My Vagina!
Kyouya O: I'm from Holland! Isn't that weird?
Sebastian M: rooooooooofl.
Soubi A: LOL
Undertaker: hahahah
Kyouya O: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!
Sebastian M: <.<
Soubi A: does it got waffle in em?
Kyouya O: yeah!
Sebastian M: o.O'''
Soubi A: lol
Undertaker: I hate you
Kyouya O: and peanuts and soap!
Undertaker: !
Sebastian M: ……
Soubi A: I MADE IT MYSELF!
Kyouya O: YAY!!!!
Undertaker: -cries-
Soubi A: rofl
Cluelesss Uke: wait what? XDDDDDD
Soubi A: LMAO
Undertaker: Children, I have presents for you all
Kyouya O: Are they gonna hurt?
Undertaker: -hugs-
Soubi A: O__O -childlike wonder-
Sebastian M: o-o'
Undertaker: Surprise
Soubi A: REALLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY?????
Sebastian M: XD
Undertaker: -more hugs-
Soubi A: omgWOWzers 0w0
Kyouya O: AHHHHHHH!!!!!! -flees from motherly affection!-
Undertaker: No come back
Sebastian M: XD
Undertaker: !
Soubi A: -huggy hug?-
Soubi A: -sleeps-
Kyouya O: you'll have to tie me up and drag me!! -thinks: MMMMmmm….bondage….-
Undertaker: awe
Sebastian M: o_o'
Soubi A: lol
Undertaker: huh….
Undertaker: No not this again
Soubi A: -sleep sleep sleep-
Soubi A: ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
Sebastian M: -pokes-
Sebastian M: XD
Kyouya O: -pokes Soubi with a big stick-
Sebastian M: X3
Undertaker: haha
Cluless Uke: o_o'
Soubi A: neerou >.<
Sebastian M: XDDDDDD
Soubi A: XD the most manly seme EVER
Undertaker: all my children are so mean!
Kyouya O: lol who is?
Sebastian M: : D
Soubi A: : ` D
Kyouya O: the most manly seme? Who is it?
Sebastian M: rofl.
Soubi A: -points to self- Soubi.
Soubi A: I'll be right back, guys.
Sebastian M: XDD
Undertaker: no.
Undertaker: JUST SAY NOOOOO TO ALL OF IT
Kyouya O: me too -sings- IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HAVE TO PEEEEEEEE
Undertaker: ALL MY SWEETS
Soubi A: back
Sebastian M: o_o'
Kyouya O: Be right back!
Soubi A: SWEETY PIEES?
Undertaker: SWEET SWEET SWEET
Sebastian M: >.>
Soubi A: OR TWEETY PIES???
Undertaker: NO PIE FOR YOU!
Soubi A: le gasp! -melts away-
Sebastian M: pie?
Undertaker: WAHHHHHHH
Undertaker: yes, pie.
Sebastian M: ^__^
Undertaker: you get pie but Soubi does not.
Soubi A: -cries-
Sebastian M: Yay!
Kyouya O: Nor do I!
Undertaker: too bad, Soubi.
Soubi A: -cries in emo corner-
Sebastian M: XD
Sebastian M: -throws rock-
Soubi A: AW
Undertaker: hahaha
Soubi A: OWWEE
Undertaker: haha
Sebastian M: >.> oops.
Soubi A: -points to self- manly seme
Cluless Uke: XDDDDDD
Undertaker: teehee
Soubi A: XD
Soubi A: -sleeps in manly emo corner-
Sebastian M: lmaaao.
Soubi A: XD
Undertaker: I will sing Ozzy if you don't get up, Soubi.
Soubi A: NOEEEESSSS!!!!
Undertaker: no one wants that
Soubi A: ANYTHING BUT THAT
Sebastian M: XD
Undertaker: how about Pink floyd?
Soubi A: “SHAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!! YOU LEAAAFFFFTTTTT MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEEEEEE!”
Sebastian M: o_o'
Undertaker: who's Sharon?
Soubi A: Ozzy's Wifer
Kyouya O: Yeah, who's Sharon?
Undertaker: oooooh
Undertaker: you funny
Sebastian M: she scares me. >__>
Undertaker: Me too.
Soubi A: and in one concert he was so drunk he said that in the middle of his song!
Cluless Uke: XD
Soubi A: XD
Kyouya O: lol wicked
Undertaker: HAHAHAHAHAH
Soubi A: I rofled so hard.
Undertaker: I would too. That is just so kick ass. I loves that stupidity.
Soubi A: lol
Sebastian M: loll.
Kyouya O: Well, I'm gonna go make this a fic now…bye bye
Undertaker: no
Soubi A: awwes XP
Sebastian M: XD
Soubi A: Stay.
Undertaker: I have to explain your creation first.
Soubi A: make it laterrr
Sebastian M: Agreed.
Kyouya O: noes! I can't!
Soubi A: -pout face-
Undertaker: I NEED TO EXPLAIN YOUR CREATION
Undertaker: DON'T GO
Soubi A: pweaaaaaaaassssssseeeeee??? -puppy eyes-
Kyouya O: -laughs, kisses Soubi- Oh alright but only for a few more minutes.
Undertaker: YOUR FATHER IS…..
Sebastian M: o-O'
Soubi A: THE DEVIL!! OwO
Sebastian M: XD
Kyouya O: Hurry up already. I has gots ta…-shudders-….gots ta…St-st…..st-study.
Undertaker: Stop it.
Soubi A: OwO OH NOES!
Soubi A: NOT STUDY!
Soubi A: THAT'S LIKE DEATH!
Soubi A: ON A STICK!!!!
Sebastian M: XD
Undertaker: Indeed.
Kyouya O: -looks at Soubi wierdly- Anyway….who is Father, Mom?
Undertaker: ummmm hold on.
Soubi A: Yes yes mother? -mew- Who is Daddy?
Undertaker: Test results….
Sebastian M: XD
Soubi A: XD lol
Cluless Uke: Its like Maury >.>
Kyouya O: I KNOW!!!
Undertaker: A pirate!
Soubi A: lolz!!!
Kyouya O: lol I just did that impression!
Sebastian M: o.o'
Soubi A: omg YES EPIC WIN!!!
Kyouya O: DADDY IS CAP'N JACK!!!
Sebastian M: XD
Undertaker: ummm okay….
Soubi A: WAS IT THAT HOBO PIRATE AT THE TAIN STATION????
Undertaker: NO!
Sebastian M: o_____________________O'
Kyouya O: WHAT??!?!
Soubi A: AWWW
Soubi A: BUT THAT GUY WAS AWESOMEEEE
Soubi A:
Soubi A: -sad now-
Sebastian M: rrrrroooooooooooofffffffffffffffffffflllllllllllllllll
Soubi A: XD
Undertaker: WELL IS HE GOOD LOOKING?
Soubi A: SORT OF NOT REALLY
Undertaker: Then he is not your Father.
Sebastian M: XDD
Soubi A: BUT HE HAS AN EYEPATCH AND A PIRATE ACCENT!
Soubi A:
Soubi A: I miss him XD
Sebastian M: Oh dear.
Undertaker: You are all so handsome that you had the most good looking father out there.
Kyouya O: and he's probably a Butt Pirate too…I wonder who HIS seme is…
Soubi A: lolz
Sebastian M: XDDDDDD
Soubi A: nope.
Soubi A: THEY have a pretty dad
Soubi A: I just inherited your genes and a mutation or 2
Kyouya O: Well, time to go make the fic…does everyone have one last random thing they'd like to say?
Soubi A: XD
Undertaker: You are have a handsome Father.
Sebastian M: o-O'
Soubi A: SO I HERD YOU L!EK MUDKIPZ?????
Undertaker: huh….
Sebastian M: >.> ?
Soubi A: -shot-
Sebastian M: <.<
Kyouya O: SKITTLEZZZZZZZZZ!
Undertaker: I killed the Muppets.
Soubi A: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWWWMMMMMMMM!!
Undertaker: ALL OF THEM!!! BWAHHAHAHA
Kyouya O: NO!! NOT KERMIT!!
Soubi A: O FO SHIZZLE!
Sebastian M: o_o'
Undertaker: YES The Frog was the first to suffer.
Kyouya O: that is not a word! That is baby talk, for GHETTO RATS
Sebastian M: D:
Soubi A: WASSAP MY HOMMIE G?
Kyouya O: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Soubi A: BARK WITH ME IF YOU'RE MY DO YO!
Soubi A: A
Soubi A: R
Soubi A: F
Undertaker: Get outta here you poser!
Kyouya O: I'm your dog! ARF!
Soubi A: lol
Kyouya O: Sit yo ass down, foo.
Soubi A: XD
Sebastian M: I'm so lost.
Sebastian M: XD
Soubi A: aww ok.
Kyouya O: okies, bye bye!
Soubi A: -sits-
Undertaker: NO!
Sebastian M: byeeeeee
Soubi A: NOES DANGIT!
Sebastian M: -looks around confusedly- I mean…
Cluless Uke: Just Kidding.
Sebastian M: XD
Soubi A: XD
Soubi A: byeeee?
Kyouya O: Talk to me individually.
Undertaker: KYOUIE
Soubi A: WOUIE?
Sebastian M: XD
Undertaker: No, just Kyouie
Soubi A: XD sorry.
Sebastian M: rofl
Soubi A: lolz
Kyouya O: -Hits mother over the head with a grilled cheese pan- its KYOUYA to you!
Kyouya O: -storms off-
Undertaker: -rubs head- I miss Ciel!
Sebastian M: o_O'
Undertaker: LOL
Ciel P: Big Brother
Soubi A: NO LEAVING >.<
Undertaker: I LOVES ALL MY CHILDRENS
Undertaker: -gives pie to all-
All: YAY!
 
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