Pokemon Fan Fiction / Death Note Fan Fiction / Bleach Fan Fiction ❯ 15 Minute Ficlets ❯ Theme #29 ( Chapter 29 )

Title: Tastes like chicken
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: None
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #29, Chicken
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Crack

 

“You eat pokemon?” Ash demanded, aghast.

The man who sat in front of him was frowning. “Yes, why? They're an excellent source of protein. Would you like a fried Combusken leg? They're on sale this week.”

Ash slowly backed out of the restaurant, feeling decidedly ill.

Pikachu was missing when he got back outside. He gulped. It couldn't be… he looked around frantically for his buddy, only to notice in horror that a waiter was bearing a tray covered with ketchup and apples towards him.

“You did request that we serve your Pikachu, sir.” He said, putting the plate down in front of Ash, who took one look and screamed bloody murder.

He bolted awake, his sleeping bag tangled around his legs, as he gasped for breath.

Pikachu gave a sleepy yawn and nudged his leg.

Ash looked around the dark forest they were in, seeing May, Brock, and Max sleeping around him. He sighed in relief. It was only a dream…

 

End Fic

Completed 9/24/07

Hehehe… yeah, I'm not sure if they eat pokemon in the pokemon world… *Shrugs*

3 minutes!