Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha is a Pokemon? ❯ A TV show?! ( Chapter 5 )

Sorry that this has taken so long to update. I wanted to finish my Lord of the Rings and Deus Ex story first. And I rented Splinter Cell 2 and played that for six days.

 

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Inuyasha finally got Ash to remember his moves. But as they were on their way to Viridian City they passed two men having a Pokemon battle. One of the pokeballs was thrown and it bounced off a tree. The trainer ducked under it and the pokeball hit Ash. “What were your moves again?” Ash asked Inuyasha while rubbing his head. Inuyasha angrily turned towards the two trainers.

“Not again, I'm sick of reminding him! Wind Scar!” He swung the Tetsusaiga and killed the two trainers.

“I actually remembered your moves, I just wanted to see that move again.” Ash said.

“Ash, he just killed two people!” Brock yelled.

“They made me mad and know there are even less trainers in the world. Now I'm even closer to be the greatest Pokemon trainer EVER!” He started laughing maniacally.

 

:Twenty minuets later:

 

“HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!” Ash continued to laugh as they walked towards Viridian City.

“Ash do you even know what way Viridian City is?” Brock asked.

“No, I thought you did.”

“But you're the one in the lead!”

“I am, I thought I was in the back.”

“If you were in the back then you would have been walking away from us!”

“Really? Oh yeah, I would be. Well I wouldn't have to pay for a new bike for Misty then.

“Don't you have a map!”

“No, I thought you did!”

“That's right, I do.” Brock opened his backpack and searched it. “Looks like I lost it. Wait, I know where it is.” Just then Psyduck appeared and used amnesia on Brock then went back into its pokeball. “Where am I?”

“What do you mean you wouldn't have to pay me back for my bike Ash! You have to pay for two bikes anyway Ash!” Misty yelled.

“Two bikes?” Inuyasha asked.

A woman stepped put from behind a large camera and looked at Inuyasha. “Don't you remember way back in episode 523,578,854. They each got a reward of $5,000 for fighting Team Rocket. Ash invested it into his fan club, although he is the only member. Brock spent it on dates with woman but when the money left him so did they. Misty spent half on a new bike, which Ash destroyed when he was laughing about being the greatest Pokemon trainer.”

“Greatest Pokemon trainer EVER!” Ass, I mean Ash, yelled to the camerawoman.

“Right, whatever. Misty spent the other half on a new pokeball that was supposed to keep Psyduck in it; it didn't work.”

“I never noticed the camera crew before.” Brock said. “I always thought it was just woman following me.”

“You know I'm a woman too why don't you ever pay attention to me!” Misty yelled.

“You're a girl?! I never noticed before.”

“The cameracrew have been following us for 7 years Brock!” Ash yelled.

“I've been wandering where that annoying, I'm on the Road to Viridian City song was coming from. And why there was a commercial every time something good happened.” Inuyasha said while looking angrily at the cameracrew.

“Commercial time!” Someone yelled.

 

“Who's that Pokemon!” A loud voice said. A picture of Psyduck appeared.

 

A man then went on and on about a new tool to hammer nails in. “How much would you pay for this $9,000. $7,000. Well were giving it to you for just 97 easy payments of $19.95! That's right just 19.95. $12 for shipping and handling! Order yours today!”

 

A woman then talked about a new medicine for something that nobody has ever heard of and can care less about. “So take these today. Some side effects may occur. Fingers bleeding, severe stomachache, heart attacks, cancer, stroke, vomiting, loss of appetite, and in some cases immediate death. Do not take if you are pregnant or may become pregnant.”

 

“Who's that Pokemon? It's Psyduck. Come on, any idiot can get these damn things! What? We're still on the air, oops. Now back to the show!”

 

 

They continued walking and kept on hearing the music over and over again. “I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! TETSUSAIGA!” Inuyasha killed all the camera crew in one slash.

 

:At some little boy's house:

 

“YES! Finally new episodes of Pokemon!” A young boy watched the TV anxiously.

“Pokemon has been canceled, after 936,455,764 episodes. In my opinion I'm glad they took this crappy show off the air. Nobody even likes it anymore. The camera crew was found dead just outside of Viridian City. Whoever killed them I would like to give this message, I thank you, America thanks you, the world thanks you.” A man on TV said.

“No!” The boy yelled and cried. He looked up when he heard Inuyasha on. “Huh, what's this?”

 

:30 mins later:

 

“Alright! This show kicked Pokemon's ass!”

The man who was on the TV before appeared again. “This just in.” He looked at a piece of paper. “You are boring us all, you are fired.” He read aloud. “What?”

Another man walked up to him. “Sorry you were not supposed to get that, yet. Here is the real report.”

The man started to read again. “We cannot find Inuyasha and there can be no Inuyasha without an Inuyasha. They are thinking of canceling it.” He put the piece of paper down. “I can't let Inuyasha be canceled. Therefore I will quit this crappy job and live out my dream of being Inuyasha!” He put an Inuyasha mask on and jumped high into the air like Inuyasha. Crashing through the ceiling. His unconscious body hit the ground soon after.

“No!” The boy yelled again.

 

:Back to the real story:

 

“Who's making that writing appear?!” Inuyasha yelled. “I thought we got rid of the cameracrew.

“We did but there is one person that we cannot get rid of. The writer!” Ash yelled.

“Oh yeah, I'll get him!
TETSUSAIGA!”

:CRUSH WITH ROCK:

A large rock fell from the sky on top of Inuyasha.

 

:In Kennan's house:

 

“HAHAHAHAH, you can not defeat me Inuyasha you are mine to control! And now that you are stuck in the Pokemon world I will go to your time and be Inuyasha. And Kagome will be mine, or better yet, Sango will be mine! HAHAHAHA!” Kennan tries to jump like Inuyasha but forgets about the ceiling and crashes into it. He falls back by his computer. “On second thought maybe I will just keep writing. I'd rather be Sesshomaru anyway.” With that Kennan fell unconscious from crashing into the ceiling.

 

 

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I must end the chapter here, for I have knocked myself out. But remember to read and not review, is a crime. If you are found accountable of committing this abominable act I will get Inuyasha to use the Wind Scar on you. New chapter will be up soon!