Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha is a Pokemon? ❯ Inuyasha is lost ( Chapter 7 )

I would have updated already but I'm working on my Deus Ex story and have been playing a lot of Advance Wars. I'm starting to hate Advance Wars; 83 days fighting over one city, no one would have ever won that fight. You would think that people would stop joining your armies. I mean we don't even need the city. We are just going to leave right after the battle! "We need to capture 15 properties." NO WE DON'T you stupid bitch! We could just run like hell! Since we don't need to fight Green Earth anyway. We can all just get in a tank with Max and run, while Andy repairs everything that takes damage with his magic wrenches that fix infantry units too. Why even spend that much time fighting over a useless city. It's like going to a bar and fighting over a mug of beer for 90 days. The only person who would fight in a battle like that would be Norm from Cheers. I mean the beer might look good at first but after 90 days it would be warm and wouldn't taste very good. Just like that city is probably in ruins. And if one side did actually win it would be pointless the armies aren't even at war. All the battle would bring would be death and sorrow to the soldiers. And you would think that the other army would own the city because it's in their territory and closer to their base. Why would it be neutral?! Well, enough ranting on with the real story.

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Ok where we last left off everyone had split up. Inuyasha and Ash had gotten out of the pokemon center, Shippo and Miroku had been set free, Sango, Kirara, and Kagome were still being held captive by the demon, Misty had been captured by vengeful Psyducks, and Brock went off to look for women.

:Misty:

The Psyducks stood around Misty. One of them got in front of the others and spoke. "We must execute the bitch for killing one of us!" Cries of approval rang though the building.

"Wait first we must give the accused a fair trial." Another Psyduck spoke up. "You five will be the jury!" He pointed to five Psyducks. The turned to Misty and all made hanging motions with their hands and let out an evil laugh.

"Why can you all talk now?" Misty asked.

"That's not important and remember anything you say can and will be used against you." They grabbed her and through her into a dark room.

Later Misty looked around in the dark cell. She saw a small window that she thought that she would be able to crawl through. She made a daring escape plan. The plan was simple. She would climb up to the window, crawl through, and then run like hell. She stood up and jumped on top of a table then she jumped on top of an old bookcase. She made a running leap towards the window. She just made it and crawled through. She looked up and saw three Psyduck in front of her. "What you think we didn't know about this entrance? We may be feebleminded but we are not stupid!" They threw her back inside. "Your trial, and execution will be tomorrow morning."

Brock will tell Ash and then he and Inuyasha will rescue me. Misty hoped.

:Brock:

They walked out of the pokemon center. "So, you feeling better?"

"NO! I'll get that writer if it's the last thing I do!"

:SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT: Inuyasha fell face down on the ground when the spell activated. Inuyasha climbed out of the deep crater he had made.

"How did you do that!" He yelled.

:I'm the writer I can do whatever I want:

"DAMN!"

"Are you alright Inuyasha." Brock asked as he walked up behind them.

"Hey Brock, where's Misty," Ash asked.

"No idea. I remember hearing her yell for help but then I saw this girl walk by so I wasn't paying attention"

"Well I'm sure she's fine. I'm going to go battle some other trainers with Inuyasha, you want to come watch?"

"No, I'm going to go look for women. I'm sure I will be back late you know how the women get around me."

"Right, well good luck." Brock ran off after some woman who walked by. "We'll drag him out of whatever ditch the woman threw him in and continue to the Indigo Plateau tomorrow."

"It's about time." Inuyasha said.

"We have four more days until the competition. Well let's go look for some trainers to badly."

Brock walked around town trying to remember what happened to Misty, and looking for women. "O MYGOD! That's right, the Psyduck captured her and then they confused me. I have to rescue her at once!" He ran off in search of the Psyduck.

:Shippo and Miroku:

Shippo ran after Miroku as he chased woman around. Miroku had much more luck than Brock being a smoother talker and better looking but he still didn't have much. He ran into a group of female soldiers and tried to talk to them. He had little luck because they were all lesbians and ended up chasing him with swords and spears.

"Miroku we need to try to help Kagome and Sango." Shippo kept on telling him. But everytime Miroku started to head back he ran into another woman.

:Ash and Inuyasha:

They walked into a small arena in the middle of town where the pokemon trainers gathered to fight. Ash walked up to one of the trainers. "Hi, I'm Ash and this is my pokemon Inuyasha. I will be the greatest pokemon trainer ever!"

The other trainer looked at him, "I'm Bill, I love to catch Bug type pokemon, let's have a battle!" He looked at Inuyasha, "I've never seen this type of pokemon before what is it called again."

"It's an Inuyasha, right Inuyasha?"

"Inuyasha, Inuyasha, Iny."

"Alright then. Let's get started!"

"I choose, Inuyasha!" Ash yelled.

"I choose, Kenny, my Kakuna." Bill threw a pokeball and a Kakuna appeared.

"You do know that that can only use harden right?"

: Sweatdrop: "Really? Kakuna use harden!" It's shell started to glow gold. It got bright and brighter, Inuyasha prepared to defend himself. Then it started to glow even brighter and then, it….stopped. "What did that do!" Bill screamed.

"I think you should stop collecting only bug Pokemon. Finish it off Inuyasha."

"Inuy." Inuyasha raised his sword and lunged at the Kakuna. The Kakuna would have moved but it couldn't, all it could do to try to dodge the attack was fall over. Inuyasha slashed down and cut its shell in half.

Bill fell to his knees raised his arms and yelled, "O my god they've killed Kenny, you bastards!"

:Well you should have know that would happen when you named it Kenny, don't you watch South Park!:

"I'm going to get my lawyer and sue you for all your worth." Ash took out his wallet and counted his money.

"Well right now that's only twelve cents. And look it's ok just put the shell together and get some crazy glue."

"Your crazy."

"No, crazy glue."

"What?" Bill stood their confused.

"Let's get out of here Inuyasha!" Ash started to run. "No ones taking my twelve cents." He aimed a pokeball at Inuyasha. "Inuyasha return." A red beam shot out and it hit Inuyasha.

"Hey, what is this!" The beam hit him and sucked him into the pokeball.

"Oops." Ash said but he had no time to let him back out. Bill started to run after Ash. Ash ran out of the building as fast as he could, dropping the Pokeball that Inuyasha was in as he ran.

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Translations-

Inuyasha, Inuyasha, Iny = I'm going to open a can of whoop ass on this bug loving fool. I don't really know what that means but I heard it while I was in Kagome's time and I liked it.

Inuy = Gladly

I didn't really like that chapter. Anyone have any really good ideas that I can or almost can base a whole chapter on? I'd use small ideas too, anything helps. I'd like to add Sesshomaru to the story too.

Reviews-

Mikokinu(mediaminer)- Thanks but the first reviewer already told me what the boomerang was called. Hmmm I don't remember saying that Inuyasha wasn't a half demon. Well Brock I just made him think about it because he was having bad luck with woman. I'm not going to make him gay. Ash did seem a little self-absorbed in the show I remember him bragging about his badges a few times but I think I made him more crazy than self-absorbed. I know Inuyasha has more moves but we know he likes using the wind scar. You can tell from the last episode that was on Adult Swim. LOL! What's spelled Ki'a'a, a name I used? And I know nobody cares about Psyduck that's why Misty killed him. I'm not trying to make them out of character just a little, what's the word I'm looking for.….more. Brock and Miroku are more obsessed with women. Ash is even crazier than before. And Inuyasha likes using the wind scar even more than before.

REMEMBER TO REVIEW! IF YOU DON'T I'LL GET INUYASHA TO ATTACK YOU!