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Disclaimer: I don't own any shows in this fic, but I wish I did.
eniol8r: This is my first fic but it is original. This fic is about evil koalas that travel through different worlds of anime, cartoons, and other things. Now, onto the chapter.
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Somewhere, in Antafrica, something big was about to come down….
Archeololigist guy: My word! Something big came down! That giant sumo wrestler fell right out of the sky!
Sumo wrestler: X_X
Archeololigist guy: Are you okay?
Sumo wrestler: Ahhugh…
And now, somewhere in some other place…
Dora: We did it! We did it! We did it, yay!
(A giant spaceship comes and crashes into Dora)
Monkey guy that always follows Dora around: What the hell did you do!?
Nickolodeon producer dude: What are you doing!? You can't say that on Nick Jr.!!!
(Sniper rifle bullet comes out of nowhere and kills the monkey thing)
Nickolodeon producer guy: Well, that takes care of that.
Some guy: Swiper no sniping!
Swiper: Oh man. (Falls down the hill he was on)Oh! Ow! Ooch! Ahhhhh! My legs! My-y legs! (Hits the bottom and dies)
Evil music starts playing as a koala crawls out of the spaceship.
Pikachu: Fuck.
Producer guy #2: Not again!
Koala #1: Yeeeeaaaah. Now, let's go koalas, and take over the universe! (Lightning starts flashing in the background)
Pikachu: (Suddenly blows up in a nuclear explosion)
Koala #2: Now, let's go to Endsville!
(At Endsville)
Koala #365248:Are we there yet?
Koala commander #1: Yes, I think.
(At Billy's house)
Billy: Oh yeah! Bake that cake!
Video game: Let's smell what Pat the Baker's cooking!
Mandy: Billy, did you let out a horde of evil koalas bent on world domination?
Billy: Nope.
Mandy: Yeah right.
(Outside)
Koala #2: (Has a huge enhilater gun thingy) Now, where is the Loch Ness Monster!?
Grim: You stupid koalas! The Loch Ness Monster isn't eve- (Gets the top half of his body blown off)
Koala Commander #2: I told you! You get the answer then you blast them! (Notices the scythe) Hmm…
Mandy: (Has a shotgun) All right. Prepare to die fuzzy animals of death! (Keeps blasting the koalas)
Sirens come up
Police guy #1: All right lady. Get in the back!
Mandy: But what about the evil koalas bent on destruction!
Police guy #1: (Stares at the koalas for about ten minutes) Hey! You're right! Those are koalas! How cute!
Mandy: Fucking morons. (Gets in the back and goes away)
Koala commander #2: So, the Grim Reaper's scythe…Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Bum bum bum!
eniol8r: Evil koalas! Action! Adventure! Pure stupidity! Please review.