Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ A Tale Of Insanity... ❯ Archie ( Chapter 5 )

Chapter 5: Archie

 

Maxie looked around.

“There's nobody here!” He got up and walked out of the tent. Townspeople giggled and shrieked as he plowed through them. He headed for the scorched slab and descended upon the beach.

“What in Hellz name are you guys doin here??” He exploded.

“Hanging out, I see you're doing that too!” Sammy giggled.

“Waz dat supposed ta mean??” Maxie cocked his head to the side.

“You're naked! You never got dressed before you left the tent!” Giovanni pointed at him.

Maxie looked down to see his naked self.

“AHHHHHHHHHH!!!” Maxie ran around in circles, then jumped in the water.

Koga held up a sign with a ten, Giovanni with a ten, Sammy with a five. The other two looked at him.

“What? He could have yelled louder!” Sammy shrugged.

 

All of a sudden, a young man riding a Sharpedo emerged from the other side of the Scorched Slab. He paused.

“What the Hey is going on here?” the man raised one of his dark eyebrows. He had a slightly tanned, muscular body, a little facial hair stubble all around his chin. He wore a blue bandana on his head and black pants, no shirt though.

“We are from Rustboro City!” Koga lept to his feet.

“Ah, I'm from Lilycove, you know, the place with the big mall, yeah, a lot of water, my Pokemon love it, and I was born into a water-loving family, so it's good. Say, why's flaming hair there naked?” the man pointed at Maxie.

“Oh, well, I sleep this way, I was kind of angry when I got up and forgot to get dressed,” Maxie choked nervously.

“Woah there! Let's back this train up!” Sammy looked at Maxie.

“What's wrong?” Maxie looked at him.

“Your talking! It's. it's NORMAL!!! You don't have that funny gansta accent! If you did you'd sound like, `Oh, wull, I sleep dis way, I wus kinda angree whun I got up and fo'got to get daressed!” Sammy imitated Maxie.

“I, I don't know!” Maxie's eyes got super wide.

“It's you!” Giovanni pointed at the man, “You came and made Maxie use proper language and pronunciation!”

“Uh, whatever, my name is Archie!” He held his hand out.

The boys all shook his hand.

“Say, if you all pack up your camp and get dressed, we can head on over to Lilycove, and don't worry about transportation, my Pelipper insists on flying us there!”

 

So they all got ready and headed out for Lilycove City.

“Shopping, shopping, oh I love the shopping! Shopping!” Koga sang all the way there.

Giovanni looked at Maxie, who was gazed all lovey-dovey like at Archie.

“Well,” he whispered to Sammy, “I know who Maxie likes!”

“You noticed? Yeah, ya know, even if we tell Maxie about the rest of our sexualities, he's still gonna rag on us,” Sammy sighed.

They got to Lilycove quite fast. Koga bounced off Pelipper and ran for the mall.

 

“Ooookay, anyway, since he ran off, let's go walk around!” Archie led the other through the city.

“Wow, this blows the shit outta Rustboro!” Sammy laughed.

The went on into a restaurant and sat down in a booth nearest to the sea shore. Archie noticed Maxie staring at his nipple.

“Ooookay, anyway, what do you guys want?” Archie asked them.

“I want chicken fried rice mixed with veggies!” Giovanni smiled.

“I would like some sweet and sour pork,” Sammy yawned.

“I will have the KOEEHONNKA with a side of fried rice,” Maxie smiled.

“What's that????” Sammy looked confused.

“It's on the menu,” Maxie showed him the menu.

“Wow, odd local delicacies,” he sighed.

Archie repeated their orders and his to the waiter.

“Don't worry guys, I'll pay the bill,” he smiled.

 

They got their meals and ate, but all the while everyone in the restaurant stared at Maxie. When he got done eating they all gasped.

“What?” he looked around.

“You, sir, are a most brave soul!” the head chef bowed down to him.

“What, because I ate the whole thing? I may be skinny, but I CAN eat you know!”

“No, you ate one of a most old, yet now taboo foods! You ate Gyarados testicles!”

“Wha…..” Maxie's jaw dropped on the table.

“Oh, yeah, it says right under it that its Gyarados balls,” Sammy looked at the menu.

Maxie fainted.

They all laughed. Maxie was revived and given many awards for his bravery.

“Here guys, let's go get Koga and come on back to my house!” Archie suggested and they all headed for the mall to pick up Koga.

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There's number five, new character….YAY!

Good reviewers get cookies and cake….YAY!

Bad reviews get poked to death…..YAY for my half of the deal!

Anyways, yeah, chapter six soon…..