An Actual Yaoi

By Ashlock Ketchum

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"Ash… Ash… where are you?" Gary screamed as he searched frantically around the Pokécentre for Ash Ketchum. He opened up the door to the female bathroom, "Ewe, naked girls." He slammed the door shut as Ash waddled up behind him.

"Ash, there you are!" Ash continued waddling by, "Ash… Ash… Hey wait up, ASH."

Ash stopped as the top of him swayed somewhat, "Oh hey…eh… Cary."

Gary took a look at Ash from head to toe, "Um... strange. Are you okay? You look kinda weird!" Ash took Gary's hand

"Do I really look that bad? I've been feeling kind of strange lately."

"Why Ash?" Gary pulled Ash in closer. "You feel the same way." He opened up the door to the nurse lounge and pulled Ash in rather clumsily. "Good. No one's in here." Gary pushed Ash on to the couch that was pulled out into a bed.

"What's going on?" Ash asked suspiciously.

"Don't you know by now? I can't hide it any longer. You might as well give in to it too." Gary said, moving closer.

"Uh-erp." Ash groaned hoarsely.

"Hey, what's wrong with your voice? Have you got a cold or something?"

"Um, yeah sure."

Gary placed his hands on Ash's legs. "It doesn't matter, nothing is going to stop me." He moved his hands up Ash's leg. "I want you Ash; I need you Ash, I LOVE YOU ASH." Gary stood up and tried kissing Ash but couldn't reach. Instead he grabbed his lumpy chest. "My Ash what big breasts you have…?" He undid Ash's pants and pulled them off. This caused him to fall over onto the bed. "So, big for an adolescent…" Gary placed his hand on Ash's penis.

"What are you doing Cary?" Ash shouted. (He's not quite catching on, but this isn't strange.)

"Nothing yet, but you'll just have to see." Gary removed Ash's Team Rocket™ underwear. "No time to waste." He began rubbing Ash's penis.

"Oh….. You're soooo good at that."

Gary skilfully removed his own clothes with his one free hand. "I'm good at a lot of things. But there must be many things your good at."

Camera zoom to just outside the Nurse's lounge door, we Brock come around the corner. He's been searching for Nurse Joy. "Hey, maybe she's in here?" he walked up to the door and hearing something strange inside pushed his ear up to the door. "Oh Cary." He could hear in a deep masculine voice and then, "GARY." in a slightly higher pitched voice. "Oh Ash." Brock jumped back from the door at the sound of those names together, "Ahhhhhhhh!" and ran down the hall.

Now back to Ash and Gary…

'What was that?' Ash thought to himself but he didn't have enough time to ask Gary because at that moment Gary sat down on him. "AHHHHH!!! Hey, this isn't as bad as I thought it would be." Ash leaned up, pulling off his shirt. "Oh this is more fun then when I do this with her." Ash moaned as he took hold of Gary's butt.

"Oh Ash, your so big."

Ash began to hump Gary in an enjoyable fashion.

"ASH!"

With each movement he could hear Gary yelping his name like a dog. "Ash…. Ash…. Ash… ASH!"

He turned to look into his lover's eyes.

Meanwhile back with Brock…

"AHHHHHHH!!! That horrible sound. Can't get it out of my head. NURSE JOY!!" Brock was still running frantically through the Pokécentre, unsure of what to do, screaming, "Oh my god…. Gary and - and - and - ASH!!!"

"Yeah, Brock?"

He turned around to see Ash standing behind him with his arm around Misty, "But… But… But… But, if you're here then whose back there?"

Camera zooms quickly back….

"Hey you're not Ash."

"It's about time you noticed." Jessie said dryly from where she was casually lounging on the couch. "Keep it down or you'll blow our cover."

"I just…with…James!" Gary shrieked in a state of panic.

"Hey, I didn't see you complaining."

"Me… James… Good… No not just good but great… It can't be… It should have been real. Why was I so stupid?" Gary began banging his head against the wall trying to forgot what just happen, "No, it's not me I should be hurting, it's you people." He pulled his fist back and punched James in the face, "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!"

"Ouch…. Ouch…. Jesse, help me the freak killing me." James curled up in a ball and started rocking back and fourth.

"What a wimp!" She stood up off the bed and pulled Gary back, "You were the one that wanted this. We were just trying to steal the twerp's Pikachu when you came along and molested James. So, don't get mad at us." She tossed him into the corner.

"How were you trying to steal Pikachu, by dressing up like Ash? Why is that Pikachu so important anyways? It's not like it's really rare. That stupid rat only works for Ash. So, even if you do capture it, you're not going to get anything BIG." Gary walked back to beside the bed and picked up his clothes and put them on, "IDIOTS! I think Ash would be a better evil doer then you two." And he walked out the door.

"Jesse, do you think the twerp's friend is right?" James questioned his friend.

"No, he was only trying to make himself feel better, beside one day we will capture that Pikachu and we will be rewarded greatly." Jesse had the twinkle in her eyes of a homicidal maniac. "Let's go James, we can still try and capture Pikachu today."

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Narrator: Will Team Rocket ever realizes how truthful Gary enraged comments really were? And will Gary ever get his chance with his only love Ash Ketchum, tone in next time to find out? Or maybe we'll never know.

The End