Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Ass's Pokemon Adventure Crap ❯ Mushy, the Pokemon Stealing Bitch ( Chapter 2 )
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By: c0p13r 
Mushy, the Pokemon Stealing Bitch arrives and makes Ass's adventure even crappier. And sorry for the mix-up before
Anime/Manga: Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 01.10.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 610 | Visits: 435 | Status: Work In Progress
Mushy, the Pokemon Stealing Bitch arrives and makes Ass's adventure even crappier. And sorry for the mix-up before
Anime/Manga: Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 01.10.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 610 | Visits: 435 | Status: Work In Progress
Ass: Hey Peek-At-You, do you think we're ready for the first Pokemon Gym?
Peek-At-You: Pika!? (Translation: Although it does sound very exciting, I believe I will decline from it because I don't feel that I have enough experience to fight any Pokemon, how about we catch some Pokemon first?)
Ass: Great idea, you sure are smart, Peek-At-You.
Something moves in the trees to the right of Ass.
Ass: What was that?
Peek-At-You: Piiiiiiiiiiiii pi...ka pika pika piiiii kaaaaa chuuuuu chuuu chuu pikachu!
Ass: I think it's a Pokemon, too. Go get 'em Peek-At-You!
Peek-At-You jumps into a bush and is thrown back out almost instantly. He lands at Ass's feet, unconcious.
Ass:Peek-At-You! Are you alright?
Ass knudges the yellow rodent with his foot.
Ass: Oh no, I have to get Peek-At-You to a Pokehospital and fast.
Ass picks up Peek-At-You and runs down the road. When he spots a bike lying in the middle of the road he quickly picks it up, puts Peek-At-You in the basket thats on the handles, and pedals off.
"Hey, fucker, that's my bike!"
Ass turns to find a red headed girl jumping up and down in a rage.
Ass: Sorry, I'll bring it back, I promise.
Girl: Fuck that, you give me my bike back now or I'll scream.
Ass pedals faster.
Ass: Sorry, but this is an emergency.
Girl: Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The girl jumps up and down, screaming like a bat out of hell. She runs after Ass screaming, "Give me my bike!" Eventually Ass gets so far ahead of her that he can't even hear her screams.
Ass: Thank you! Peace and quiet at last.
Ass stops and takes a nap under a tree. Three hours later he wakes up. He had had a dream about Peek-At-You. Peek-At-You was injured and needed to go to the Pokehospital, but Ass fell asleep and Peek-At-You died. Ass looked around, he was tied up to the tree he was sleeping under, the bike was gone, so was Peek-At-You.
Ass: Peek-At-You! Where are you?
Ass finds some tire tracks going down the road. He follows them. Eventually he finds the bike, it's locked up next to the Pokehospital. He runs in and finds the red headed girl sitting in the waiting room.
Ass: You!
Girl: How did you get free of the ropes?
Ass: You suck at tying knots, all I had to do was stretch out my arms and the knot came loose. Now where is my Peek-At-You?
Girl: You mean MY Peek-At-You.
Ass: What are you talking about, Prof. Oats gave that yellow rat to me.
Girl: Haven't you evert heard of Mushy the Pokemon stealing bitch?
Ass: No! Now where is MY Pokemon?
Mushy: He's in there getting healed, he'll be ready to go tomorrow, I can't wait to see him in action in the Pokemon Gym, he's going to win me a badge.
Ass:You mean he's going to win ME a badge.
Mushy is already asleep, Ass goes to sleep as well, check back for Day 3 when Ass goes to battle with another Pokemon for the first time. (Did I say Ass, I meant Peek-At-You, no human in Pokemon knows how to fight.)
Peek-At-You: Pika!? (Translation: Although it does sound very exciting, I believe I will decline from it because I don't feel that I have enough experience to fight any Pokemon, how about we catch some Pokemon first?)
Ass: Great idea, you sure are smart, Peek-At-You.
Something moves in the trees to the right of Ass.
Ass: What was that?
Peek-At-You: Piiiiiiiiiiiii pi...ka pika pika piiiii kaaaaa chuuuuu chuuu chuu pikachu!
Ass: I think it's a Pokemon, too. Go get 'em Peek-At-You!
Peek-At-You jumps into a bush and is thrown back out almost instantly. He lands at Ass's feet, unconcious.
Ass:Peek-At-You! Are you alright?
Ass knudges the yellow rodent with his foot.
Ass: Oh no, I have to get Peek-At-You to a Pokehospital and fast.
Ass picks up Peek-At-You and runs down the road. When he spots a bike lying in the middle of the road he quickly picks it up, puts Peek-At-You in the basket thats on the handles, and pedals off.
"Hey, fucker, that's my bike!"
Ass turns to find a red headed girl jumping up and down in a rage.
Ass: Sorry, I'll bring it back, I promise.
Girl: Fuck that, you give me my bike back now or I'll scream.
Ass pedals faster.
Ass: Sorry, but this is an emergency.
Girl: Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The girl jumps up and down, screaming like a bat out of hell. She runs after Ass screaming, "Give me my bike!" Eventually Ass gets so far ahead of her that he can't even hear her screams.
Ass: Thank you! Peace and quiet at last.
Ass stops and takes a nap under a tree. Three hours later he wakes up. He had had a dream about Peek-At-You. Peek-At-You was injured and needed to go to the Pokehospital, but Ass fell asleep and Peek-At-You died. Ass looked around, he was tied up to the tree he was sleeping under, the bike was gone, so was Peek-At-You.
Ass: Peek-At-You! Where are you?
Ass finds some tire tracks going down the road. He follows them. Eventually he finds the bike, it's locked up next to the Pokehospital. He runs in and finds the red headed girl sitting in the waiting room.
Ass: You!
Girl: How did you get free of the ropes?
Ass: You suck at tying knots, all I had to do was stretch out my arms and the knot came loose. Now where is my Peek-At-You?
Girl: You mean MY Peek-At-You.
Ass: What are you talking about, Prof. Oats gave that yellow rat to me.
Girl: Haven't you evert heard of Mushy the Pokemon stealing bitch?
Ass: No! Now where is MY Pokemon?
Mushy: He's in there getting healed, he'll be ready to go tomorrow, I can't wait to see him in action in the Pokemon Gym, he's going to win me a badge.
Ass:You mean he's going to win ME a badge.
Mushy is already asleep, Ass goes to sleep as well, check back for Day 3 when Ass goes to battle with another Pokemon for the first time. (Did I say Ass, I meant Peek-At-You, no human in Pokemon knows how to fight.)