Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Brock's Dating Disaster ❯ Mailboxes, Mallets, and Friendship Speeches ( Chapter 1 )

BROCK'S DATING DISASTER

Disclaimer: Don't own it

By: Kurama1238

It was a beautiful day in Pewter City and Brock was sitting on his couch. He looked out the window and saw the mailman delivering his mail. He jumped up from the couch. "Maybe it will be there today" he said while he was running to the mailbox.

The mailman looked up to see Brock running toward him. He sweatdropped "not agaaaain" he ran off as fast as he could. Brock ran down his driveway and slammed into the mailbox. "I'm okay" he picked himself up off the ground and opened the mailbox.

"Bill, bill, junk, bill, OOH" Brock threw all of the bills over his shoulder and ripped open a small box from the Girly Girl Corporation.

Brock pulled the directions out of the box. "You are now the owner of The Great Teleporter Remote only 3 easy payments of $123.50" Brock read from the paper. He jumped up and down "Yay now I can go to other shows…I wonder if other shows have girls."

Brock pressed 3 on the remote and landed right in the middle of a duel On Yu-Gi-Oh. He got out of the way right before Mai Valentine's Harpie Lady sent Weevil Underwood's Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth into Oblivion. Brock's face turned red as he floated up to where Mai was standing.

"Hi, what's your name. My names Brock, would you like to go on a date with me then maybe you can be my girlfriend and we'll get married and…" Brock was flying in the air and he disappeared over the horizon with a ping. "So long loser" Mai said and she put her mallet back in her personal pocket dimension.

Brock ended up landing in a tree by a game shop. He pulled all the leaves off of his vest as he went in the game shop. He saw a girl with brown hair "Hi I'm Tea, do you want to be my friend I have lots of friends. There's Active volcano, Mommy bear, Rabid wolf, Yugi and all those guys. So do you want to be my friend, Did I tell you about all my friends there's Active V…"

"AHHH shut up, shut up, shut up! GET ME OUTTA HERE NOW" Brock pressed 9

and went to…???

R+R If you have an idea for where I should send Brock next.