Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ NidoBob's amazing quest ❯ Death of Ash and stealing of boats ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Nidoking 
If I sumerized it I would give it away.
Anime/Manga: Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.09.2002 | Updated On: 01.02.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 668 | Visits: 203 | Status: Completed
If I sumerized it I would give it away.
Anime/Manga: Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.09.2002 | Updated On: 01.02.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 668 | Visits: 203 | Status: Completed
NidoBobs story
Disclaimer: NO I DO NOT OWN POKEMON IF I DID I WOULD PUBLISH THES CRAPPY STORIES!
Warning: This story is entirely made up as it goes and I'm not responsible for any brain damage.
Chapter1: Ash slaying and Boat stealing
Okay imagine a world with talking pokemon people act as equals and everything is well. Okay except the few the evil the Pokemon Trainers. These fiends go around and enslave pokemon and use them to beat the crap out of other people's pokemon slaves.
Okay so on to the story
NidoBob was a Very spiffy Nidoking he was taller than most about 5' 7" heavier than most about 200
Pounds and he had it in for any trainers who trespass upon his lair. One of these trainers was Ash ketchum. "Pikachu use thunder shock!" The stupid trainer yelled at the electric rat. Pikachu unleashed what could be described as one big mother &**#ing thunder bolt. However NidoBob just
Stood his ground grinning from ear to ear the electricity impacted him but had absolutely no effect whatsoever on him. "HA! You are very very stupid I have a ground element making me immune to
Your rats electricity Dumbass!" Ash paid absolutely no attention to this and said. "Enjoy your last moments of freedom Nidoking, Pikachu use thunder shock again!" Pikachu did just that and still no effect. "That's it your rats my lunch!" NidoBob said wrapping his tail tightly around the electric rat
And crushing it to death. "NO PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-" "ALRIGHT ALREADY ENOUGH!"
But Ash still did not pay any attention. "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-" "I'm warning you one more! Out of you and ill gut yo-" "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Okay that's it!" NidoBob said as he charged Ash horn first. Ash came back to his senses just in time and managed to dodge the pissed Nido. Then he pulled out his pokedex and asked it. "How do I stop a angry Nido?" It responds with. "IM A POKEDEX NOT A TACTICAL COMPUTER!" NidoBob swung around and charged again Ash put up the pokedex as a shield it then said. "IM A POKEDEX NOT A SHILD!" "Oh rig-Uh..." NidoBob had his horn logged right in Ash's skull. "Hey Nidoking what is the word used to describe the feeling I'm feeling?" Ash asked NidoBob. "First of all my name is NidoBob
And second the word is ow!" NidoBob awnsered. "Oh right OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"Ash said as the last of his life left him and he went limp. "Ugh..." NidoBob said as the tilted his head down and the bloody corpse slid off. "Well time for lunch I guess." And so NidoBob ate the Pikachu but since
He thought humans were absolutely disgusting he just fireblasted Ash body into nothingness. After he finished his lunch he decided to take a nap. So he walked into his lair lied down on his bed and fell fast asleep. However an hour later Maniacal laughter boomed from outside NidoBob's lair he quickly got up and rushed out side and Horror of unspeakable horrors. Mewtwo was over by his boat stealing it. "HEY! Mewtwo what the hell are you doin' with my boat!?" NidoBob asked Mewtwo. "Im stealing it Jackass!" Mewtwo sneered as he psychicly put the boat in the ocean. "Only on a very cold day in hell you will!" NidoBob said charging with his horn aiming at mewtwo "Don't think so."
Mewtwo said picking up NidoBob psychic lay and slamming hard enough on the ground to daze him
For a moment. Mewtwo quickly jumped into the boat and rowed away. Then NidoBob got up
"NOOOO MY BOAT! ILL GET YOU MEWTWO ILL GET YOU!" He yelled at the rapidly vanishing Mewtwo
"No you won't." Mewtwo said tauntingly as he vanished over the horizon. (Hmm he's too tough for me...alone anyway I should try and find some good fighters and stuff and well find him beat the crap out of him and force him to give my boat back he...) NidoBob then headed to the nearest town
Known as Insignificant ville.
Disclaimer: NO I DO NOT OWN POKEMON IF I DID I WOULD PUBLISH THES CRAPPY STORIES!
Warning: This story is entirely made up as it goes and I'm not responsible for any brain damage.
Chapter1: Ash slaying and Boat stealing
Okay imagine a world with talking pokemon people act as equals and everything is well. Okay except the few the evil the Pokemon Trainers. These fiends go around and enslave pokemon and use them to beat the crap out of other people's pokemon slaves.
Okay so on to the story
NidoBob was a Very spiffy Nidoking he was taller than most about 5' 7" heavier than most about 200
Pounds and he had it in for any trainers who trespass upon his lair. One of these trainers was Ash ketchum. "Pikachu use thunder shock!" The stupid trainer yelled at the electric rat. Pikachu unleashed what could be described as one big mother &**#ing thunder bolt. However NidoBob just
Stood his ground grinning from ear to ear the electricity impacted him but had absolutely no effect whatsoever on him. "HA! You are very very stupid I have a ground element making me immune to
Your rats electricity Dumbass!" Ash paid absolutely no attention to this and said. "Enjoy your last moments of freedom Nidoking, Pikachu use thunder shock again!" Pikachu did just that and still no effect. "That's it your rats my lunch!" NidoBob said wrapping his tail tightly around the electric rat
And crushing it to death. "NO PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-" "ALRIGHT ALREADY ENOUGH!"
But Ash still did not pay any attention. "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-" "I'm warning you one more! Out of you and ill gut yo-" "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Okay that's it!" NidoBob said as he charged Ash horn first. Ash came back to his senses just in time and managed to dodge the pissed Nido. Then he pulled out his pokedex and asked it. "How do I stop a angry Nido?" It responds with. "IM A POKEDEX NOT A TACTICAL COMPUTER!" NidoBob swung around and charged again Ash put up the pokedex as a shield it then said. "IM A POKEDEX NOT A SHILD!" "Oh rig-Uh..." NidoBob had his horn logged right in Ash's skull. "Hey Nidoking what is the word used to describe the feeling I'm feeling?" Ash asked NidoBob. "First of all my name is NidoBob
And second the word is ow!" NidoBob awnsered. "Oh right OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"Ash said as the last of his life left him and he went limp. "Ugh..." NidoBob said as the tilted his head down and the bloody corpse slid off. "Well time for lunch I guess." And so NidoBob ate the Pikachu but since
He thought humans were absolutely disgusting he just fireblasted Ash body into nothingness. After he finished his lunch he decided to take a nap. So he walked into his lair lied down on his bed and fell fast asleep. However an hour later Maniacal laughter boomed from outside NidoBob's lair he quickly got up and rushed out side and Horror of unspeakable horrors. Mewtwo was over by his boat stealing it. "HEY! Mewtwo what the hell are you doin' with my boat!?" NidoBob asked Mewtwo. "Im stealing it Jackass!" Mewtwo sneered as he psychicly put the boat in the ocean. "Only on a very cold day in hell you will!" NidoBob said charging with his horn aiming at mewtwo "Don't think so."
Mewtwo said picking up NidoBob psychic lay and slamming hard enough on the ground to daze him
For a moment. Mewtwo quickly jumped into the boat and rowed away. Then NidoBob got up
"NOOOO MY BOAT! ILL GET YOU MEWTWO ILL GET YOU!" He yelled at the rapidly vanishing Mewtwo
"No you won't." Mewtwo said tauntingly as he vanished over the horizon. (Hmm he's too tough for me...alone anyway I should try and find some good fighters and stuff and well find him beat the crap out of him and force him to give my boat back he...) NidoBob then headed to the nearest town
Known as Insignificant ville.