Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ NidoBob's amazing quest ❯ Pidgeot,RhydonBob,and self insertion ( Chapter 6 )

So NidoBob and Tandi continued along route 0 after their encounter with team rocket which was quickly taken care of by a Nuke spell. Also the trail cleared up. "So NidoBob." Tandi said. "Uh huh?" He said turning his head. "Where did you get that stone?" She asked him. "Oh my Mother was Nidogodess

She gave this stone to me and said `Only use this if you are certain you will be blown up, but remember this may only be used twice and after that you will have to evolve on your own.'" NidoBob said flipping out the stone from his invisible pocket and tossing it unusually high up and catching it. "You know you should not be so reckless with such a rare thing." Tandi warned him. "Not like a birds gonna fly and snatch It in midair." NidoBob chuckled as he tossed the stone up. But then a pigeot flew out of nowhere and picked it up in its talons. NidoBob and Tandi looked up as the pigeot flew deeper into the mountains. "DUDE! That bird stole my stone!" NidoBob said amazed that what he said actually happened. "NidoBob we better get that stone who knows what kind of destruction that bird could cause with that much power!" Tandi said frightened at what kind of destruction the bird could cause. "Oh right let's go!" NidoBob exclaimed. The two charged through the dirt trail with incredible speed. (Stupid fools they'll never catch me!) The Pigeot

Thought as he flapped his wings furiously. "We're gonna catch you!" NidoBob yelled at the bird they were chasing and somehow managing to keep up. NidoBob fired his ice beam at the Pigeot and hit him right in the right wing with it. Needless to say he fell like a rock to the ground. NidoBob tackled the Piegot before it even had a chance to get up then lifting him up by the neck. "You thinks it's to take others stuff!?" NidoBob hissed. "Uh…" The pigeot stammered. "Well?" NidoBob said with a murderous glint in his eye. "What's it to you that I stole your precious stone?" The pigeot asked NidoBob. "Do you know what that stone is?" NidoBob asked the pigeot that was struggling to escape his firm grasp. "No all it is to me is a shiny object." The Pigeot grumbled. "That is a very important family heirloom like thing!" NidoBob explained retaining his grip on the bird. "How was I supposed to know that." The pigeot said. "Well I guess you couldn'ta So fine give it back now, NOW I SAY" NidoBob demanded. The pigeot reached into his invisible pocket with a talon and pulled out the Mist stone. "Thank you and now prepare to be frickin'

Frozen!" NidoBob said as he used Ice beam again a point blank range sending a frozen pigeot into space.

"ILLLLL GEEEETTT YYOOOUUU SSSOOOMMMEEDAAAAYYY!" He said before making one one of those little pings and star thingys and vanishing completely. "Hah yeah right never believe those stupid revenge threats NidoBob." Tandi laughed as he put a hand upon the bandaged shoulder of NidoBob. "Ow!"

NidoBob yelped jumping up in the air. "Dun do that it isn't healed yet!" NidoBob warned removing her hand. "Don't be a wuss and let me use recover on that!" Tandi ordered him. "Oh well okay." NidoBob said hesitantly doubting her healing abilities. She replaced her hand and shared recover with him the scales that covered his shoulder instantly re-grew. NidoBob tore off the primitive bandage and tossed it to the ground.

And so they continued traveling till they arrived at viridian. The town appeared to be well maintained and in good shape the problem was the streets were empty and no noise was coming from anywhere even if it was pitch black out you would expect to see at least one light. "This is just freaky." NidoBob said freaked out by the roaring silence. "Yes but we do have a mission to complete So we should head to 123 fake street that is RhydonBob's house." Tandi suggested. "So he has an idea on where to get a surf HM?" NidoBob asked. "Why yes hopefully," Tandi said "So let's get going." They walked down the empty streets searching for 123 Fake street RhydonBob's house. They found it after about 20 minutes. NidoBob knocked on the door. "Just a sec ya stupid whatever you are!" A deep threatening voice boomed from inside. The door opened a dangerous looking rhydon stood before NidoBob. "Well if it isn't an inferior look alike!" RhydonBob said disgusted by NidoBob. "No my pokedex entry is higher than yours so I'm original and you are the look alike and I could kick your ass any day!" NidoBob said his voice growing low and dangerous. "Wanna test that theory?" RhydonBob said taking up a fighting stance. "Uh…NidoBob and RhydonBob?" Tandi said trying to get their attention. "Wha?" They both said as they faced Tandi. "I COULD TAKE OUT BOTH OF YOU IF YOU DON'T ACT CIVIL!" Tandi said her eyes glowing. Both the Pokemon instantly dropped their fighting stances. "Oh Tandi well nice to see you I assume your are here for information on HMs or a boat no?" RhydonBob asked. "Yes actually we are ya know big mission to save the world and stuff." Tandi awnsered "Oh then lets go inside." RhydonBob said in a polite manner rather than his usual threatening to rip your lungs out one. The inside of his house was disturbing to say to the least. Bones covered the floor all sorts of instruments of torture were throughout his house, yeah you know an evil lair type place. Tandi NidoBob and RhydonBob sat at his kitchen table. "So

any leads on a surf HM?" Tandi asked. "Actually," RhydonBob pulled out a small glowing orb from his invisible pocket. "I have one." He said tossing the orb to Tandi whom caught it. "What's the price?"

Tandi asked. "How about eh," RhydonBob paused for a moment. "What do you have?" Tandi opened a pack and looked in it for money but after a long search found none. NidoBob turned and looked at her.

"Out of cash?" NidoBob questioned. "Yes now what are we going to do." Tandi said frustrated. "I know we could shove pipe cleaner up our nose!" NidoBob said excitedly. "What?" Tandi was very confused by this sudden outburst of stupidity. "Eh…Never mind the important thing is that we use that you should never challenge a syther to a sword duel, unless you are fighter from final fantasy 1 damn that guy could use a sword." NidoBob said hypnotically staring off into space. "NIDOBOB!" Tandi screamed into his ear.

"AHHHHH!!!!" NidoBob screamed clutching his ear. "What the hell was that!?" NidoBob exclaimed.

"Sorry but you were lost in admiration." Tandi apologized. "Hey you two can we get on with this fic?"

RhydonBob said annoyed. "Oh yes so what can we do to get it besides pay you?" NidoBob asked.

"You could gimmie that shiny sword you have there." RhydonBob offered. "No way!" NidoBob sais hiding his Masamune 2010 in his invisible pocket. "Do we have a choice NidoBob?" Tandi asked. "Why don't you give YOURS to him." NidoBob retorted. "Wanna know why?" Tandi said. "Yeah sure." NidoBob said.

"Cause I gave you the money to buy em!" Tandi shouted. "OW MY EARS BE QUIET!" NidoBob yelled.

"You're not much quieter." RhydonBob commented. "Stay out of this." Tandi said and making a gesture with her hand to tell him to shut up. "Okay fine Ill give up my sword." NidoBob grumbled angery putting the sword upon the kitchen table. RhydonBob picked up the sword and put it in his invisible pocket. "Here you go 1 surf HM!" RhydonBob carelessly tossed the valuable item at NidoBob. "Oh crap!" NidoBob said making a dive for the HM but slipping up and not catching it. Fortunately Tandi used her PSI powers and caught it. The orb flew into her hand quickly. "Got it!" Tandi said happily. "Yea now we should find some hotel to rest at, dear Mew I'm tired." NidoBob said yawning. "But NidoBob we don't got any money."

Tandi reminded him. "Oh yeah." NidoBob realized. "You can stay here tonight…just watch out for all the ghosts screaming out for my head." RhydonBob offered. "Well do we have much of a choice?" Tandi asked. "No and Uh RhydonBob?" NidoBob said. "What?" Rhydonbob asked. "Why is this town empty?"

NidoBob asked baffled by it. "Uh…Never mind that." RhydonBob stuttered hesitantly. "Okay I should not ask such stupid questions anyway its not like a Rhydon like you would slaughter every other living being in a town." NidoBob said. "Yes so NidoBob can sleep on the couch you Tandi can sleep in the guest room."
RhydonBob said slinking off to his bedroom. But he paused right in front of the door turned around and said menacingly. "You take anything outta my fridge and you're dead!" With that he opened the door unlike his Nidoking counterpart and went inside. "Well G'Night Tandi." NidoBob said walking into the living room and slumping down on the couch and instantly falling asleep like normal. "Well good night to you too." Tandi said surprised at the speed he fell asleep.

Meanwhile on Seafoam islands

A male human with a blue shirt and black pants featuring and angry expression was chained to a wall of of a sea foam cave getting beaten to a pulp by a giant purple deamon. "DAMN YOU DILLON WHERE DID YOU PUT THE SORCE OF OUR POWER!?" It hissed. The human now known As Dillon just spat out some blood and said. "Yeah like id ever tell a monster that preys on very young children's minds where I put your Stupid sun gem!" The purple deamon eyes started glowing with red-hot fury. "YOU STUPID STUPID STUBBORN STUPIDMAN!" He bellowed digging his claws into Dillons shoulder. "Oh wow alliteration I'm so impressed!" Dillon fired sarcasm dripping from every callable. "You know what?" He said. "NO WHAT!?" The deamon asked. "STABBITY DEATH ATTACK!"

Dillon screamed lunging forward snapping the restraints quickly and producing a knife of pure energy.

This sudden attack surprised the deamon Dillon was upon him slashing with the energy knife into the demon. After the shock wore off the deamon grabbed the human and tossed him into the water with a loud SPLASH! The human swam away as fast as posssible. The demon was unable to follow him into the water due to some weird thing. "Hey Dillon need a way out of here?" Articuno said flapping towards the human.

"Yes!" He exclaimed. "Okay then just let me pick you up." Articuno picked up the human in her talons

and swiftly flew him to pallet away from the current reach of the tubbies control they managed to take cinnabar but had yet to reach the mainland. "See youl later Dillon!" Articuono said as she let him down in front of his house. "Thanks!" He said waving as articouno flew off into the inky black night sky."

Note: Oh yea self insertion could it get any better than that?

(To be continumed)