Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Savior of the Ocean ❯ Chappy 1 ( Chapter 1 )
This i actually one point five!
Really queer but appropriate song inside!
Anime/Manga: Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Psychological / Comedy / Adventure | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.11.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 319 | Visits: 204 | Status: Completed
Savior of the Ocean: Chap 1
Well, before i was babbling about a monkey! Oh, yes,today i found a monkey! A sea monkey, that is. I found it in my neighbor's house. It was in a cage (is that stealing?)! But it came willingly! I promised it a pineapple a day. I found those pineapples on the ground! There was a new one each day! Eh, do you think they belonged to Spongebob?
So, i live in my house with my bro Lazuli the
Mew. He's nice. And with his help, we made the stupidest theme song ever (dun dun dun duuuun)!
Here goes:
OOOOH, we live in a papaya under the sea!
Lapis! Lazuli!
Diapers are absorbent and porous say we!
Lapis! Lazuli!
To have constipation's not our greatest wish!
Lapis! Lazuli!
And, we like to mind control fish!
Lapis lazuli!
LAPIS! LAZULI!
LAPIS LAZULI!
LAPIS LAZULI!
LAPIS! LAZULIIIIIII!
Well, that was (drums please) STUPID! hehehehehehe! But now back to the sea monkey! We did not know that this sea monkey would bring us to save the 98 flavors of ice cream (and the ocean).