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Savior of the Ocean: Chappy 4

Well, now where was I… oh yeah. We went somewhere really fun (fanfare)! This was the greatest trip ever-NOT (dun duun duuuuuun)! We went to an amusement park that had roller coasters (barf), bumper boats (oof), machine gun practice (wheee), and SEA MONKEYS (YAY)! . But at the park, when we were having fun, we were ambushed by… A DESPICABLE AND REVOLTING CLAN OF MUKS! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!! But still, they attacked and I blew their heads (if they had any) off with my luster purge (fanfare). That was so cool! They flashed in different colors, and then Lazuli, who is strange, brought up his homemade water actually it was his free perfume that he hated! But the perfume smelled so bad and nasty and icky and yucky! And since the Muks were so happy to see it, they INHALED.

It smelled a bit like ROTTEN DAISIES! They smelled BAD. Where'd Lazuli get daisies???? The only place I ever knew daisies were at the palace of my distant cousin (royal theme)! But this perfume was so nasty, even the Muks fell unconscious!

Well, anyway, they all collapsed (that's gotta hurt), and Discoise, who was strange too, brought up a box of his favorite candy, Cavity Nuggets (fanfare)!

And so…

"MMmm, they're crunchy!" said one.

"MMmm, they're crunchy!" said another.

"MMmm, they're crunchy!" said another.

"MMmm, they're crunchy!" said yet another.

"MMmm, they're crunchy!" said another.

"MMmm, they're crunchy!" said another.

"MMmm, they're crunchy!" said another.

They were that popular, and so, being injured, they ran away! But that was the easy part. Because then, they came back in Barney COSTUMES! Being totally petrified, Discoise, Lazuli, and I were hauled into the unknown.

But (maybe this was bad) fortunately, the sight of Barney costumes knocked me unconscious (gasps of horror)(dun duun dunnnnnn). And then I woke up…