Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Songs To Laugh To! ❯ 3 FTPO 1 ( Chapter 5 )

A.N. You know, I have no idea why I made these songs, but I hope you enjoy them anyway!

 

-Viewer Discretion Advised: some songs may be considered explicitly graphic, or sick AND wrong. If you no like, you no read, capiche?

 

Sung to the Teen Titan'sTheme!

When there's trouble you know who to call
Not Ketchum!
When there'strouble, they can see it all
Not Ketchum!

When there's evil on the attack
You can rest knowing they got your back
'Cuz when the world needs heroes on patrol
Not Ketchum, NO!

Brock, Misty, and Richiethey unite
Not Ketchum!
Never met a villain that they liked
Not Ketchum!

They've got Team Rocketon the run
They never stop `till the job gets done
'Cuz when the world is losin' all control
Not Ketchum,NO!

1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. No!
Not Ketchum!

 

 

Sung to the Tale SpinTheme!

 

(Spin it!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oohooh ...

(Let's begin it)
(Bear 'n grin it!)
(Spin it!)

Fuck-ee-yeah (S&M)
Fuck-ee-yoh (S&M)
All the condoms we break in
With another S&M
Fuck-ee-me (S&M)
Fuck-ee-you (S&M)
Fucking pokemon for life
With another S&M

(Spin it!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ...
(Spin it again!)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ...

Fuck-ee-yeah
Fuck-ee-yoh
Fuck-ee-me

Fuck-ee-you

Fuck-ee-me

Fuck-ee-me

Fuck-ee-you

Fuck-ee-you

Hey-Hey-Hey

Having sex is fun when you have a master
In it

You don't know what you're missing till you try to

S&M it!

 

Ha-Ha-Ha
Slave & M it!
S&M!

Sung to the DuckTales Theme Song!

 

Life is like a hurricane

Here in Fuck-burg

Condoms, shackles, whips and chains

It's a Fuck-blur

Might do a pidgey

Or have ash fuck misty

 

CHORUS:

Fuck Tales (oooh ooooh)

Every day they're out there making

Fuck Tales (oooh ooooh)

Tales of daring do him and her

Poke Tales (oooh ooooh)

 

S-S-S-STD! Watch behind you

HIV is out to find you

What to do? Just grab on to some Fuck Tales

 

CHORUS:

Fuck Tales (oooh ooooh)

Every day they're out there making

Fuck Tales (oooh ooooh)

Tales of daring do him and her

Poke Tales (oooh ooooh)

 

Not pony tales or cotton tales, no

Fuck Tales (ooh ooooh)