Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Songs To Laugh To! ❯ Requested: Roses- King of Egypt ( Chapter 7 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

A.N. I'm not sure if this is my best work, so if I ever come up with a funnier version I'll post it. Incidentally, I'm having trouble making a parody of Goodies (requested) because I haven't heard that song in a long time, and forgot how it goes. Yet, I continue to try my hardest, to appease the need for a good laugh! Read, Rate, Review, And Request!
BlueBloodShot: by your request, I did my best!
Perfume -Sung to Roses by Outkast
[Verse One - Ash]
Erika! Erika!
All the guys would say that she's mighty fine, mighty fine!
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short
Yeah, now dig this, even though, even though
You'd need a golden calculator to divide, to divide
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

[Chorus]
I know you'd like to thank that perfume don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-ooo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-ooo-ooo
I know you'd like to thank that perfume don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-ooo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-ooo-ooo

[Verse Two - Ash]
Erika! Erika! See she's the reason for the word "bitch" "bitch"
I hope she's speeding on the way to the club
And also trying to physch up somebody like that
And try to put on her perfume in the mirror
And crash, crash, crashhh into a ditch (just playin)
She needs a golden calculator to divide, to divide
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!
[Chorus-]
I know you'd like to thank that perfume don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-ooo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-ooo-ooo
I know you'd like to thank that perfume don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-ooo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-ooo-ooo

[Verse Three]
well she's got the hottest body, but the scent on her is potty
When I met her at a party she was hardly smelling potpourri
I said "Shorty, is that incense?"
She said "Pardon me, are you trippin'?"
I said "Darling, you smell like a Toiletry"
Oh so you're one them freaks, get geeked at the sight of aromatherapy
But game been peeped, dropping names she's weak
Trickin' off this bitch is lost
Must take me for a geek, a cheerleading freak
A slow moving creek, a rent-a-cop for the weak, a trick for a treat
Now go on the raw sex, my AIDS test is flawless
Regardless, I don't want to get involved with no restroom
girls who go around smelling like pooh
I wanna smell roses not your B.O.!
[Chorus-]
I know you'd like to thank that perfume don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-ooo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-ooo-ooo
I know you'd like to thank that perfume don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-ooo-ooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-ooo-ooo

Better come back down to Mars
Girl, quit chasin' cars
What happens when the dough get low
Bitch, you ain't that fine
No way.. no way.. No way
Bonus Songs!
He's Stupid -Sung to 1, 2 Step byCiara
Feat. The Makers of Hater-ade

[Jazze Pha:]
Ladies and gentlemen
This is a Jazze Phizzle Productshizzle
"Misty", The princess is here "Melody"

[Verse 1]
This fool Is
Imbecilic, idiotic, ignorant, and so stupid feeble-minded, so ignorant, this beat rolls right through my chest
Everybody, ma and papi, came to party
Grab somebody,work ya body, work ya body
I can't believe he's so stupid

[Chorus]
Rock it, Don't Stop it
Everybody get him some more
Crank the party up
We about to diss this son
Look at him he's so stupid
I can't believe he's so stupid
Everybody he's stupid
This dunce called Ash Ketchum

[Verse 2]
This Fool Is
Outrageous, so contagious, make you hate it
Japan made it
So retarded, moronic, ever since the day he started
Strut my stuff and yes I flaunt it
Laughter make the boys jump on it
No I can't control myself
I can't believe he's so stupid

[Chorus]
Rock it, Don't Stop it
Everybody get him some more
Crank the party up
We about to diss this son
Look at him he's so stupid
I can't believe he's so stupid
Everybody he's stupid
This dunce called Ash Ketchum

We gone drop it like this

[Hook (repeat 2x)]
It don't matter to me, we can laugh slow
Whichever way the beat drops our bodies will flow
So swing it over here Mr. AK
And we will, we will, Mock you

[Misty]
I shake it like Jello, make the boys say hello
cause they know im rockin the beat
i know you heard about a lot of great Missies
But they ain't got nothin on me
Because Im 5 foot 2, i wanna dance with you
And Im sophistcated fun, I eat fillet minon
Im nice and young, Best believe im number one

[Chorus]
Rock it, Don't Stop it
Everybody get him some more
Crank the party up
We about to diss this son
Look at him he's so stupid
I can't believe he's so stupid
Everybody he's stupid
This dunce called Ash Ketchum
Lose Control
Lugia- “The song, the song has restored my strength. But, it alone cannot bring harmony to the three warring ones.”
Music make u lose control
Music make u lose control

[Ash:]
Lets go
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Here we go now
Here we go now
Here we go now
Pokemon now
Watch out now
(music make u lose control)
Mist the-meaner's in da house
Melody is in da house
Mist the-meaner's in da house Ash ketchum ketchum ketchum

[Misty:]
I've got a cute face
Skinny waist
Thin legs n shape
Rump shakin both wayz
Make u do a double take
Star-yu, Star-mie
Poli-toed, Hor-sea
I depend on me
If I want it for me
Ma aqua bike, 10 speed
Blu madina alwayz beamin
Ragtop chrome pipes
Blu lights outta sight
No me sow it n
Set it n sow it n
Make dat money tho it n
Booty bouncin gon hit

[Misty:]
Everybody here
Get it outta control

[Melody:]
Get yo backs off da wall

[Misty:]
Cuz Mist the-meaner said

[Melody:]
So
Everybody (Just throw yo hands in tha air)
Everybody (Just throw yo hands in tha air)
Everybody (Just throw yo hands in tha air)

[Misty:]
Everybody (Just throw yo hands in tha air)

[Melody:]
Well ma name is Melody, uh
4 all u fly fellaz
No 1 can do it betta

[Misty:]
She'll sing on acapella

[Melody:]
Boy tha music
Makes me lose control

[Misty:]
We gon make u lose control
And let it go 4 u kno
U gon hit tha flo

[Melody:]
Articuno gets things (iced up)
Moltres bringing the (fiya)
Zapdos get it wired
Wave ya hands scream louda
If u Slow den fiya it up
Bring da roof down
Den holla
Lugia can't stand up, so
Turn that flute up louda
Take Team Rocket by da waist den uh
Now tho it in dey face like uh
Hypnotic robotic
This here will rock yo bodies
Take Team Rocket by da waist den uh
Now tho it in dey face like uh
Systematica static
This hit be automatic

Work wait
Work work work wait
Work work work wait
Work work work wait
Do it right

[Ash:]
Hit tha floor hit tha floor
Hit tha floor hit tha floor
Hit tha floor hit tha floor
Hit tha floor

[Misty:]
Everybody here
Get it outta control

[Melody:]
Get yo backs off da wall)

[Misty:]
Cuz Mist the-meaner said

[Melody:]
So
Everybody (Just throw yo hands in tha air)
Everybody (Just throw yo hands in tha air)
Everybody (Just throw yo hands in tha air)

[Misty:]
Everybody (Just throw yo hands in tha air)

[Ash:]
Lets go

[Misty:]
Everybody here
Get it outta control

[Melody:]
Get yo backs off da wall)

[Misty:]
Cuz Mist the-meaner said

[Melody:]
So
Everybody (Put yo back on tha wall)
Everybody (Put yo back on tha wall)
Everybody (Put yo back on tha wall)

[Misty:]
Everybody (Put yo back on tha wall)
Get loose

[Ash:]
Put yo back on tha wall
Put yo back on tha wall
Put yo back on tha wall
Put yo back on tha wall

Mist the-meaner's in da house
Melody is in da house
Mist the-meaner's in tha house
(music make u lose control)
[Bridge: Misty]
Misty be the name and y'all should already know
I been around long Scarface so cold
Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yo she ya
Let me grab the microphone and I'm gone take it away

[Verse 1]
Every time I spit I blow one or two speakers
Top trainer diva but I'm not Duplica
Yeah I brang fever rockin classic adidas
I'm straight off the heater rippin needles off the meter
Here I go, flip my flow
Back it up then I drop it low
It's a must cause I'm dangerous
I'll be a hassle on the busta call me angeldust
I talk shit di, didn't stutter
2000 CO's in trouble
You run for cover hide under your covers
Cause you gone need more protection than a magnum rubber

[Chorus 4X:]
Ah, ah, on
Ah, ah, on (say so)
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah, ah, on and it's (say so)