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The Best/Worst OOC Fic Ever!

Written by twistedreality

Warning: This fic is OOC, in fact, it's blatantly so. This is a humor
fic. (Well, attempted humor, to be more exact, but I couldn't find that
category)


Brock: Oh no! We're lost! We're all gonna die!

Ash: I'm sorry.

Misty: Its okay, Ash.

Ash: I guess I should calm down Brock (to Brock) Brock?

Brock: (crying) We're gonna be attacked by a wild beedrill...

Ash: Brock!

Brock: (not listening)..and they'll chase us, and sting us, and we'll
run into a giant golem..and..!

Ash: Brock!! Stop it!!

(Brock shuts up)

Misty: (suddenly gets hearts in her eyes) Ooh!

Ash: What is it, Misty?

Misty: It's a caterpie! How cute!

Brock: Aaagh! (cries again)

Ash: (over Brock's crying) Maybe we should just leave it alone..

Misty: It's okay, it'll be fine with me! (kisses the caterpie
lovingly. The caterpie agrees to go with Misty) I just loooove bug
pokemon! (goes into dream mode) I can't wait to become the number one
bug pokemon master!

(They all come to the edge of a river. A Tentacruel suddenly appears)

Ash: (bored) Oh. A tentacruel

Brock: (nervous) Misty...do you want to catch that thing?

Misty: What would I want with a stupid water pokemon?

Brock: If you don't catch it, it's gonna eat us whole!

Misty: I really doubt that..

(Tentacruel sprays Ash, who just yawns in boredom)

Brock: (crying AGAIN) Oh, poor Ash has been killed by the tentacruel.

Ash: I'm still alive.

Brock: How did you survive?!!

Ash: (shrugs)

Brock: Why won't you say something?!!!

Ash: Tired. I guess.

(Charizard escapes its pokeball and hugs Ash)

Misty: Isn't that cute! Hey, Ash! Wanna battle?!

Ash: Okay. I guess.

(throws pokeball. Pikachu appears)

Ash: Pikachu. Thundershock.

Pikachu: Pika! <No way! It's time for my nap!> (Pikachu falls asleep)

Misty: (sadly) I guess Pikachu will never obey you, Ash

Ash: (shrugs) Guess not.

(A random trainer appears)

Randomtrainer: Hey, has anyone seen my Snorlax? I lost it by the
river.

Misty: Sorry, we haven't seen it.

Randomtrainer: Well, can you help me look for it.

Ash: We don't have any time, sorry.

(Snorlax appears, devours the random trainer whole, then disappears)

Brock: (sobbing) Oh! That poor, poor, poor, trainer!

Ash: Oh well. (looks at Misty)

Misty: What is it, Ash?

(Ash suddenly hugs and kisses Misty)

Misty: Wow, you're a great kisser! We gotta get hitched! NOW!

Ash: (shrugs) sure

(They run off, about to get married.)

Pikachu: PikaPikachu! <I can't take this anymore! I can't stay out of
character anymore!>

(Pikachu thundershocks Ash, Misty and Brock)

Misty: (sighs) Thanks, Pikachu, I can't believe I almost married Ash!

Ash: Well, I can't believe I kissed you! (looks at Misty and blushes)
Not that it's a bad thing...

Misty: (blushes) Ash!

Ash: Misty!

(They make out)

Brock:....

Pikachu: Pika! <That's MUCH better!>

THE END

This took me fifteen minutes to write. Can't you tell? Like/hate? Tell
me, don't flame me. Flames make me laugh.
I couldn't resist with the Ash/Misty thing;)
I just wrote this because I have writers block with the longer fic' that
I am working on. (It's not humor, thank God!)