Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Why Ash Sux ❯ Why Ash Sux, Part 1 ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Moonlight Eevee 
Chap/Part 1 of de story.
Anime/Manga: Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.24.2001 | Pages: 1 | Words: 241 | Visits: 331 | Status: Completed
Chap/Part 1 of de story.
Anime/Manga: Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.24.2001 | Pages: 1 | Words: 241 | Visits: 331 | Status: Completed
Why Ash Sux
Desclaimer: I do not own Pokemon!
Moonlight Umbreon: We are here today, live, at the TV show, Why Ash Sux. And presenting our stupid star, Ash Ketchup! *curain goes up*
Ash: *is kissing Misty* *doesn't notice that he has attracted a TON of people*
Moonlight Umbreon: *stares at them* Um... Hold on a sec. *reaches into her bad and takes out a hammer* *walks up to Ash and Misty, and bonks them on the head*
Ash: *finally notices the crowd*
Misty: *stares at the crowd with her mouth open*
Moonlight Umbreon: Now Ash, can you explain why you and Misty were kissing???
Ash: Oh that's easy, I wanted to evolve and grow like those Nidorans did.
Misty: *nods* Yeah.
Moonlight Umbreon: Ooookkkaaayyy... Apparently our little friend thinks that he is a pokemon... Um... So Mr. Ketchup, why do you think that your a good pokemon trainer???
Ash: Oh, that's easy.
1)I like Pokemon.
2)I like Pokemon.
3)I like Pokemon.
4)I like Pokemon.
5)I like Pokemon.
6)I...
Moonlight Umbreon: *interrupts* Okay, I think that that's enough. *looks at her sleeping audience* *takes a microphone and yells into it, waking up the audience*
Ash: *stomach growls* I'm so hungry...
Moonlight Umbreon: Yeah, whatever. Now lets see...
Ash: *thinks that Misty's head is a chicken* Mmmmm... Yummy... *starts chasing Misty*
Misty: Ahhhhhhh!!! *runs around the stage*
Moonlight Umbreon: *stares at them* Uhh... Apparently, Ash is having problem seeing... Be right back!
Desclaimer: I do not own Pokemon!
Moonlight Umbreon: We are here today, live, at the TV show, Why Ash Sux. And presenting our stupid star, Ash Ketchup! *curain goes up*
Ash: *is kissing Misty* *doesn't notice that he has attracted a TON of people*
Moonlight Umbreon: *stares at them* Um... Hold on a sec. *reaches into her bad and takes out a hammer* *walks up to Ash and Misty, and bonks them on the head*
Ash: *finally notices the crowd*
Misty: *stares at the crowd with her mouth open*
Moonlight Umbreon: Now Ash, can you explain why you and Misty were kissing???
Ash: Oh that's easy, I wanted to evolve and grow like those Nidorans did.
Misty: *nods* Yeah.
Moonlight Umbreon: Ooookkkaaayyy... Apparently our little friend thinks that he is a pokemon... Um... So Mr. Ketchup, why do you think that your a good pokemon trainer???
Ash: Oh, that's easy.
1)I like Pokemon.
2)I like Pokemon.
3)I like Pokemon.
4)I like Pokemon.
5)I like Pokemon.
6)I...
Moonlight Umbreon: *interrupts* Okay, I think that that's enough. *looks at her sleeping audience* *takes a microphone and yells into it, waking up the audience*
Ash: *stomach growls* I'm so hungry...
Moonlight Umbreon: Yeah, whatever. Now lets see...
Ash: *thinks that Misty's head is a chicken* Mmmmm... Yummy... *starts chasing Misty*
Misty: Ahhhhhhh!!! *runs around the stage*
Moonlight Umbreon: *stares at them* Uhh... Apparently, Ash is having problem seeing... Be right back!