Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Yanakanji ❯ Perverted ( Chapter 3 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Yet another bit of fluff written due to my friend's absence leaving me quite bored. And... I'm not going to do Nyaasu's accent... For one thing, since I obviously prefer the Japanese version it would just be me making all the na's nya's and adding a few random nyaa's in for good measure... yeah it doesn't work well in English. Lol. And I'm not going to even *attempt* do write the New Yorkey accent.... So.. On with the show. This is dedicated to my Lilly.... Who likes Nyaasu more than any other character, which I find bewildering. In a way... Nyaasu's point of view in this is basically how she sees the world XD through sex-tinted glasses.

There was a reason I ate the kids' breakfasts. Well of course I was hungry as usual, but that wasn't it. I was punishing them. Musashi, because she had indeed punched me several times in her sleep. And I'm sure I would have been kicked too, if my body wasn't less than half as long as hers. I'm lucky to be alive. The woman is brutal. She must have some freaky S&M dreams or something because I swear throughout the night she moaned Kojirou's name and wrapped her arms around me. If I have to get within a foot of her breasts ever again I think I'll kill myself.

And Kojirou had to be punished because the reason I was sleeping beside her was because I knew if I didn't he'd try some hanky panky. Don't let that cute innocent act get you, he's really a sick perverted sex fiend. Oh sure he's afraid of women.... and most men, but he'd jump just about anyone if you gave him a chance. *Especially* Musashi. I don't even want to know what happens between those two when I'm not around..... But I'm sure it probably involves food and lots of women's underwear. Perverts.

At any rate, I definitely deserve breakfast for three after putting up with all of that crap. Musashi disagrees and beats me up a bit. And then it's time for us to move on. On the way out of town they steal breakfast for themselves, and glare at me the whole time they're eating. Musashi mumbles something at me around her muffin....probably something obscene. Kojirou finishes his sausage (what a shock that he chose that for breakfast) and looks at Musashi with an intense gaze.... I can tell he's doing his best not to throw himself at her and ravage her. But he doesn't get the chance to, because at that point we hear that high-pitched girly voice arguing with that girly-boy voice, and that deeper voice trying to calm the two. It was time for us to make our move.

The more you pay attention to these kids the more you gotta wonder about them... Are pokemon master-boy and bad hair-girl shacking up? They certainly argue like an old married couple. Then again, he seems to have somewhat....intimate-seeming relationships with several boys. And on occasion she seems to be more attracted to squinty. My guess about her though, would be that she's keener on girls. I mean...... Who does she blush over more? Right.

At any rate, we go, we do our motto, everyone see's Musashi's panties, and we get our asses shocked by that rat. Maybe master boy has an electricity fetish......or perhaps he has a pokemon fetish. He does get more excited over them than I've ever seen him get over a girl. You know, go to the beach and there's half-naked men *and* women around and what are you most likely to hear him say? "Oh look! A pokemon!!!"

At any rate, when we land I'm a little worse off than the two perverts, so I lay there trying to recover. But they of course decide that they immediately need to work on the next plan and take off to find a cabin without me. Of course, I know that "work on the next plan" can loosely translate into "have wild passionate sex." I'm not stupid.

After a while I feel a bit better and make my way to deep within the woods where I know the nearest cabin is. How do I know that? Cat instincts.... That and I saw it as we were flying overhead. I approach the cabin and hear several grunts, groans, and the sound of strange machinery coming from the back. I knew they'd try something as kinky as having sex in the back yard using weird toys. When I walk around to where they are, I see them wearing mechanics clothing and working on some big mecha. I don't let that fool me though, everyone knows how quickly those two can get dressed. Musashi throws a wrench at me and it hits me in the head. "It's about damn time you showed up. Now get to work."

I'm not surprised...she wants to get the job done fast so she and Kojirou can get back to their kinky outdoor sex. We work until it's dark, and then we go into the cabin and search for something edible. There's frozen peas and a reaaaaally stale loaf of bread. No matter. We've had worse.

Kojirou cooks the peas, and somehow manages to find some butter for the bread... It was probably in his secret lube stash, but I try not to think about that as I eat. After our "meal" there's nothing else to do besides go to sleep. There's only one futon in the cabin, so we all squeeze onto it, with me in the middle, naturally. I don't want to have to witness these two in the act while I'm trying to sleep in the same room. Before I fall asleep I hear Musashi mumble "We'll win tomorrow."

It sounds sweet and poignant and all.... But I know what she's really saying is "Kojirou, meet me outside in 20 minutes so we can finish off our wild lovemaking."

And Kojirou on my other side just moans... He's pretending to be asleep, but that's really his way of saying "You bet your sweet bippy."

Perverts.