Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Girls,Crush,Love,SEX UNDER AGE ! ❯ Girls,Crush,Love,SEX UNDER AGE ! ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Leloucha 
wait a minute .. what ?
Anime/Manga: Pokemon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 08.16.2010 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.5K | Visits: 671 | Status: Completed
wait a minute .. what ?
Anime/Manga: Pokemon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 08.16.2010 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.5K | Visits: 671 | Status: Completed
Disclaimers: I don't own POKEMON !
Ash : 38
Nina : 37
Nathan And Noah : 15
Ash's POV
It was 6:46 pm, TV's on,I was sitting in the couch, reading newspaper, well, when I was young reading
wasn't my thing, but now, it is !
Then I heard a steps...
« Hi dad »
« Yea Hi »
The Twins,they are Identical, Nathan and Noah, my mother said that they took after me, well yes, the same
black hair, the same eyes, but belive me, they don't have the same character...
Nathan is the 'Womanizer ' type, I don't know from where he got that, but he really likes girls and stuff, you
know, always chasing after girls, reminds me of Brock, but there is diffrence: Brock got dumped by all of
those pretty girls, Nathan No ..
Noah, hummm, the 'Technology Kid', he teased me 'til I bought that iPhone thing that all teenagers love, its
coast the salary of 4 years of work!,I don't know what makes that shit special !anyway you must see his
room ( by the way he's not sharing the same room with his brother, they think that sharing the same
room is ' underdeveloped ' ) , its an Electronics Exposition !
Wondering what they want...
« hum? » I murmured while reading my newspaper
« we need to talk » said Nathan
« yea » said Noah
I looked at them, well Nathan had a serious look, and Noah, humm... who could see ? He was chatting with
that freaking iPhone again !
« about what ? » honestly, I had a bad feeling... Nathan loved romance topics, and I do not, and Noah
humm , I don't know, what If he want another Phone? No way !
« our teacher asked us to write an report » said Nathan with a lil smile
« yea .. » Damn..! i'm gonna break that shit ! He does not even looking at me !
« report? About what? » I said as I changed the page..
« Parents Past »
« Yea.. »
I was shocked, an report about parents past? Who cares about our past? My past?
« well you know, I w- »
« You woke up late and you got Pikatchu and bla bla bla we know that ! » said Nathan with an arrogant tone
« Yea ! » said Noah with an arrogant smile
« and we already wrote it in the report ! » said Nathan
« Yea! » Said Noah
« now we need the other side of the past ! Thaaaaaat side! » Nathan said as he pointed to nowhere
« YEA! » said Noah Loudly
HONESTLY, I was confused,
« what past is that ? You mean when I was a baby ?? » I said as I looked at them, I wanted to know what's up
with those Devils
« No dad! Are you crazy? »
« Yeaa! »
« y'know dad, that stuff .. » , Nathan laughed with an 'evil' expression..
« Yea! » , Noah Situation was getting bad and bad .. !
then we heard some singing from the kitchen, well its Nina's way to clean, so bad, she had the worst voice
that a women could have! But she's my wife, and I love her!
Wait a minute, maybe they ....
« oh I see, you mean your Mom ? » I said and I laughed, kids these days,they want to know everything about
everyone !
« NO ! »
they said at the same time! Wow thats was a shock ! and a lil confusing...
« dad its not mom! »
« yea! »
« who needs the past of someone who do the dishes five times? »
« Yea ! »
« and lived his whole life in the kitchen? »
« Yea! »
« and tease you with the freaking vegetables soupe! »
« Yeaaa! »
« and wake up you early even in weekends ? »
« Yeaaa! »
« and clean your own room? Oh well this is a good one! »
« Yea! »
oh my! these kids need Misty's mallet ! Oh .. Misty ...
« well mom is just afraid of germs like she told you, and that soupe isn't bad, its delicious, and she's waking
up you earlier for your sake .. » Nina fear of germs is very ' Out Of Control ', but I don't care! The good
thing that she's a good cook !
« dad don't change the subject! »
« Yea! »
« I didn't ... » and I looked again in the newspaper, better than seeing their mad faces ..
« and you deny it !»
« Yea! »
« how dare you ? »
« Yea! »
« look boys just tell me what do you need for that annoying report and fast ! » now I was serious
« y'know .. »
« yea.. »
« no I don't.. » why this is happening to me ? Just me ? I think ...
they didn't answer, I think I got it ...
« Dad you know! That stuff, Girls,Crush,Love,SEX UNDER AGE ! »
« OH YEA! »
They said as they laughed loudly!
« WHO SAID SEX? WHO's having SEX? NATHAN ? » Nina poked her head out of the kitchen, she
panicked, poor mother, having those two devils as her kids is Hell !
« no one mom ! we where just asking dad some questions.. ! »
« yea ..! »
« then don't get too far okay? » and she said to me « sweetheart they still young you know and- »
« no don't worry My Candy! »
Vilans, sometimes I wished if they were girls...
Then she got back to her duties..... Phew !
I was going to speak then Noah cut like always ..
« HOLY SHIT! » said Noah while chatting, I hope he's not watching porn or somthing !
« What The Fuck You Dumb? » said Nathan with an angry tone
« That Miley Oak BITCH asked her Fucking Dad Before Us And He Told Her The Holy Shit Thing! »
« Damn Block Her Freaking Bitch! »
« YEAA! »
« ahem ahem .. » I never tought that they hate Miley that much, well, she's a nice girl,when I see her eyes,its
like I'm seeing Gary's !, maybe they don't like it when she bet them ! Wait a minute ? Bet ? ' before us ?'
« oh dad sorry for the language.. »
« yea.... »
« look you two I have no idea what you're talking about! » I lied , haha
« Daaaaaaaad ? » they said and they sit in the couch, Noah on the left, Nathan on the right.., shit ...
« Grandma told us! » Nathan said
« Yea ! »
« told you what ? » oh my god, my mother told those naughty teens something that should not to be said !
« and she showed us their pictures ! »
« Yea! »
I was going to speak but they cut me ..
« you have a good taste dad! »
« Yea! »
« but I don't like the brunette you know! »
« Yea! »
« the orange one is good and she had nice boobs! »
« Yeaaa! »
« and the blue head is sexy ! I hope she has a girl ! »
« Yea! »
« Did you had sex with that Orange one?cuz she's hot ! »
« Yeaaa! »
« maybe we have a sister or a brother somewhere ! »
« Yea! »
« OK STOP NOW ! » I said, I was angry, unfortunately I understood everything, my mother, the women that
is supposed to be by my side, showed them Misty, May and Dawn pictures, shit ...
« wha dad ? Look everyone falls for girls! »
« Yea! »
« well mister iPhone Freak not you! »
« Y-WTF What do you mean you Jackass ? » Noah was full of anger, oh my
« DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE WHOLE THING OR NOT? » I said to them, I was angry, tired, and I
wanted to end that subject, and fast!
« oh of course dad! »
« Yea! »
« let's start with the blue one! I like her !»
« Yeaaa! »
« you mean Dawn? » I said with a lil smile on my face ..
« And she had a pretty name?! Ya heard Noah? »
« Yeaa ! »
« well I had a lil crush on Dawn, a lil one, .. »I said and I blushed, remmeber those days...
« Cool! Dad blushed !»
« Yeaaa! »
« No its not like you think ! We were just friends, yes, friends.. » I covered my head with the newspaper
« Cool ! And the orange one ? The Nice Boobs ? »
« Yeaaa ! »
« well her name's Misty, and I had a Huge crush on her ! Seriously! »
« Cool Ya heard That Noah ? He said Huuuge ! »
« Yeaa ! »
« you m-a-d-e out with her ? » Nathan said with an romantic tone, he loved those things
« No » I said calmy, my head still covered with the newspaper, cuz it was Scarlet
« And The Brunette Daaaaaad ? »
« Yeaa ! »
« no she was a good friend, not a crush.. »
« Cool ! Cuz anyway I don't like her! »
« Yeaa ! »
« and Daaad ? »
« What ? » I looked at him, I think he's preparing for the part that I-
« did you had Sex With theeeeeeeeeeem ??? » Nathan did that move with his hands, 'Ew'
« NO » I said with a serious angry tone
« WooW! Dad how did you hold it ??? »
« Yeaa! »
« look i'm not that type you know » and I looket at the clock, 7:13 pm, « now your room, and do your
homework, I don't wanna see another F ! »
well fatherhood is good, tell them everything, and they do it ! .. maybe ..
« I'm not the one who got that F dad ! Its Noah ! » , Nathan said with an evil smile on his face, I could see
that he was using his bro's 'Yea'
« Yeaa-No I Mean Noooo You Freaking Gay I'll GET YA ! » , Nathan Ran to his room and Noah chased
after him
« kids these days..they don't even watch their mouths ! » I murmured,
Nathan's POV
« Get out of my room u Gay ! » I said to my brother, why i'm having a twin bro anyway ?
« First i'm not gay, second dad is Stupid ! »
« Wha? »
« Hello? He Forgot The Report Thing! Told you that it'll work! »
« oh yea I forgoot you Noah you're freaking genius ! » LOL how did Dad belived that we need his 'love life'
for our report? If that report exist !
« and now what ? Mom ? » said Noah with a tricky voice
« Naah if we ask her she'll grab us by ears and throw us against th wall !, I just wanted that Dad confess his
'Lost Feeling' , it was Freaking Fun!did you saw his faaaaaace? » I said as I laughed, its was realy funny !
« Yeaaa! »
« Grandma was right! He was a playboy !we should go to her place everyday!»
« Yea!! »
« That Milly BI, she won anyway ... »
« yeaa.. »
« but I still love her you know .. » I blushed , yes , I'm dating Miley Oak ..maybe the Ketchums and The
Oaks will be one family someday ....
« yeaa... »
« HOLY SHIT! » Said my Bro , Now What ?
« What ?? »
« you Must see this Picture Maan .. » he gave me the iPhone and-
« O M G is this the cheerleading captain Biannca NAKED ? Where the hell did you got that Pic? »
« I hacked her System you Stupid ! Everything is easy these Days! »
« Then Show us More Bro! » Now I know why I'm having a Twin Bro !
Ash's POV
I heard Some talking in Nathan room, hope they are not plannig to somthin ..sexual !
then Nina came with the coffe and some pancakes
« here you are honnnney! » Nina is the most beautyful nice sweet wife a man could have, even her voice is ..
hummm .. not bad
« thanks sweetheart ! » I kissed her on lips, and I began to eat, I was hungry after that 'War'
« honneeeey? » Nina is always using that funny tone, its makes me laugh, but now, I could see that Its a sad
tone ....
« yes my Candy? » I said it as I kissed her check ..
« why would Nathan and Noah know about those things ? »
« well they growing up you know, they will know, now or later... » as I picked up another pancake , yummy
« but, they are too young, and, I heard Nathan saying sex under ageee !! honneeey! » she hugged my arm ,
wow she's serious
« My Candy he didn't meant that he'll have sex ! »
« oh my god don't say IT » Nina panicked, she always panicked when its a sex Topic, Especially if its about
Noah, ... and Nathan ...
« well the boys wanted some infos just for their report !now get some rest Nina I think you're tired from that
dishes stuff .. »
« report ? Who's that teacher ? How dare he ask the kids somthings that they must not know?! »
wait a minute ... what ?
Ash : 38
Nina : 37
Nathan And Noah : 15
Ash's POV
It was 6:46 pm, TV's on,I was sitting in the couch, reading newspaper, well, when I was young reading
wasn't my thing, but now, it is !
Then I heard a steps...
« Hi dad »
« Yea Hi »
The Twins,they are Identical, Nathan and Noah, my mother said that they took after me, well yes, the same
black hair, the same eyes, but belive me, they don't have the same character...
Nathan is the 'Womanizer ' type, I don't know from where he got that, but he really likes girls and stuff, you
know, always chasing after girls, reminds me of Brock, but there is diffrence: Brock got dumped by all of
those pretty girls, Nathan No ..
Noah, hummm, the 'Technology Kid', he teased me 'til I bought that iPhone thing that all teenagers love, its
coast the salary of 4 years of work!,I don't know what makes that shit special !anyway you must see his
room ( by the way he's not sharing the same room with his brother, they think that sharing the same
room is ' underdeveloped ' ) , its an Electronics Exposition !
Wondering what they want...
« hum? » I murmured while reading my newspaper
« we need to talk » said Nathan
« yea » said Noah
I looked at them, well Nathan had a serious look, and Noah, humm... who could see ? He was chatting with
that freaking iPhone again !
« about what ? » honestly, I had a bad feeling... Nathan loved romance topics, and I do not, and Noah
humm , I don't know, what If he want another Phone? No way !
« our teacher asked us to write an report » said Nathan with a lil smile
« yea .. » Damn..! i'm gonna break that shit ! He does not even looking at me !
« report? About what? » I said as I changed the page..
« Parents Past »
« Yea.. »
I was shocked, an report about parents past? Who cares about our past? My past?
« well you know, I w- »
« You woke up late and you got Pikatchu and bla bla bla we know that ! » said Nathan with an arrogant tone
« Yea ! » said Noah with an arrogant smile
« and we already wrote it in the report ! » said Nathan
« Yea! » Said Noah
« now we need the other side of the past ! Thaaaaaat side! » Nathan said as he pointed to nowhere
« YEA! » said Noah Loudly
HONESTLY, I was confused,
« what past is that ? You mean when I was a baby ?? » I said as I looked at them, I wanted to know what's up
with those Devils
« No dad! Are you crazy? »
« Yeaa! »
« y'know dad, that stuff .. » , Nathan laughed with an 'evil' expression..
« Yea! » , Noah Situation was getting bad and bad .. !
then we heard some singing from the kitchen, well its Nina's way to clean, so bad, she had the worst voice
that a women could have! But she's my wife, and I love her!
Wait a minute, maybe they ....
« oh I see, you mean your Mom ? » I said and I laughed, kids these days,they want to know everything about
everyone !
« NO ! »
they said at the same time! Wow thats was a shock ! and a lil confusing...
« dad its not mom! »
« yea! »
« who needs the past of someone who do the dishes five times? »
« Yea ! »
« and lived his whole life in the kitchen? »
« Yea! »
« and tease you with the freaking vegetables soupe! »
« Yeaaa! »
« and wake up you early even in weekends ? »
« Yeaaa! »
« and clean your own room? Oh well this is a good one! »
« Yea! »
oh my! these kids need Misty's mallet ! Oh .. Misty ...
« well mom is just afraid of germs like she told you, and that soupe isn't bad, its delicious, and she's waking
up you earlier for your sake .. » Nina fear of germs is very ' Out Of Control ', but I don't care! The good
thing that she's a good cook !
« dad don't change the subject! »
« Yea! »
« I didn't ... » and I looked again in the newspaper, better than seeing their mad faces ..
« and you deny it !»
« Yea! »
« how dare you ? »
« Yea! »
« look boys just tell me what do you need for that annoying report and fast ! » now I was serious
« y'know .. »
« yea.. »
« no I don't.. » why this is happening to me ? Just me ? I think ...
they didn't answer, I think I got it ...
« Dad you know! That stuff, Girls,Crush,Love,SEX UNDER AGE ! »
« OH YEA! »
They said as they laughed loudly!
« WHO SAID SEX? WHO's having SEX? NATHAN ? » Nina poked her head out of the kitchen, she
panicked, poor mother, having those two devils as her kids is Hell !
« no one mom ! we where just asking dad some questions.. ! »
« yea ..! »
« then don't get too far okay? » and she said to me « sweetheart they still young you know and- »
« no don't worry My Candy! »
Vilans, sometimes I wished if they were girls...
Then she got back to her duties..... Phew !
I was going to speak then Noah cut like always ..
« HOLY SHIT! » said Noah while chatting, I hope he's not watching porn or somthing !
« What The Fuck You Dumb? » said Nathan with an angry tone
« That Miley Oak BITCH asked her Fucking Dad Before Us And He Told Her The Holy Shit Thing! »
« Damn Block Her Freaking Bitch! »
« YEAA! »
« ahem ahem .. » I never tought that they hate Miley that much, well, she's a nice girl,when I see her eyes,its
like I'm seeing Gary's !, maybe they don't like it when she bet them ! Wait a minute ? Bet ? ' before us ?'
« oh dad sorry for the language.. »
« yea.... »
« look you two I have no idea what you're talking about! » I lied , haha
« Daaaaaaaad ? » they said and they sit in the couch, Noah on the left, Nathan on the right.., shit ...
« Grandma told us! » Nathan said
« Yea ! »
« told you what ? » oh my god, my mother told those naughty teens something that should not to be said !
« and she showed us their pictures ! »
« Yea! »
I was going to speak but they cut me ..
« you have a good taste dad! »
« Yea! »
« but I don't like the brunette you know! »
« Yea! »
« the orange one is good and she had nice boobs! »
« Yeaaa! »
« and the blue head is sexy ! I hope she has a girl ! »
« Yea! »
« Did you had sex with that Orange one?cuz she's hot ! »
« Yeaaa! »
« maybe we have a sister or a brother somewhere ! »
« Yea! »
« OK STOP NOW ! » I said, I was angry, unfortunately I understood everything, my mother, the women that
is supposed to be by my side, showed them Misty, May and Dawn pictures, shit ...
« wha dad ? Look everyone falls for girls! »
« Yea! »
« well mister iPhone Freak not you! »
« Y-WTF What do you mean you Jackass ? » Noah was full of anger, oh my
« DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE WHOLE THING OR NOT? » I said to them, I was angry, tired, and I
wanted to end that subject, and fast!
« oh of course dad! »
« Yea! »
« let's start with the blue one! I like her !»
« Yeaaa! »
« you mean Dawn? » I said with a lil smile on my face ..
« And she had a pretty name?! Ya heard Noah? »
« Yeaa ! »
« well I had a lil crush on Dawn, a lil one, .. »I said and I blushed, remmeber those days...
« Cool! Dad blushed !»
« Yeaaa! »
« No its not like you think ! We were just friends, yes, friends.. » I covered my head with the newspaper
« Cool ! And the orange one ? The Nice Boobs ? »
« Yeaaa ! »
« well her name's Misty, and I had a Huge crush on her ! Seriously! »
« Cool Ya heard That Noah ? He said Huuuge ! »
« Yeaa ! »
« you m-a-d-e out with her ? » Nathan said with an romantic tone, he loved those things
« No » I said calmy, my head still covered with the newspaper, cuz it was Scarlet
« And The Brunette Daaaaaad ? »
« Yeaa ! »
« no she was a good friend, not a crush.. »
« Cool ! Cuz anyway I don't like her! »
« Yeaa ! »
« and Daaad ? »
« What ? » I looked at him, I think he's preparing for the part that I-
« did you had Sex With theeeeeeeeeeem ??? » Nathan did that move with his hands, 'Ew'
« NO » I said with a serious angry tone
« WooW! Dad how did you hold it ??? »
« Yeaa! »
« look i'm not that type you know » and I looket at the clock, 7:13 pm, « now your room, and do your
homework, I don't wanna see another F ! »
well fatherhood is good, tell them everything, and they do it ! .. maybe ..
« I'm not the one who got that F dad ! Its Noah ! » , Nathan said with an evil smile on his face, I could see
that he was using his bro's 'Yea'
« Yeaa-No I Mean Noooo You Freaking Gay I'll GET YA ! » , Nathan Ran to his room and Noah chased
after him
« kids these days..they don't even watch their mouths ! » I murmured,
Nathan's POV
« Get out of my room u Gay ! » I said to my brother, why i'm having a twin bro anyway ?
« First i'm not gay, second dad is Stupid ! »
« Wha? »
« Hello? He Forgot The Report Thing! Told you that it'll work! »
« oh yea I forgoot you Noah you're freaking genius ! » LOL how did Dad belived that we need his 'love life'
for our report? If that report exist !
« and now what ? Mom ? » said Noah with a tricky voice
« Naah if we ask her she'll grab us by ears and throw us against th wall !, I just wanted that Dad confess his
'Lost Feeling' , it was Freaking Fun!did you saw his faaaaaace? » I said as I laughed, its was realy funny !
« Yeaaa! »
« Grandma was right! He was a playboy !we should go to her place everyday!»
« Yea!! »
« That Milly BI, she won anyway ... »
« yeaa.. »
« but I still love her you know .. » I blushed , yes , I'm dating Miley Oak ..maybe the Ketchums and The
Oaks will be one family someday ....
« yeaa... »
« HOLY SHIT! » Said my Bro , Now What ?
« What ?? »
« you Must see this Picture Maan .. » he gave me the iPhone and-
« O M G is this the cheerleading captain Biannca NAKED ? Where the hell did you got that Pic? »
« I hacked her System you Stupid ! Everything is easy these Days! »
« Then Show us More Bro! » Now I know why I'm having a Twin Bro !
Ash's POV
I heard Some talking in Nathan room, hope they are not plannig to somthin ..sexual !
then Nina came with the coffe and some pancakes
« here you are honnnney! » Nina is the most beautyful nice sweet wife a man could have, even her voice is ..
hummm .. not bad
« thanks sweetheart ! » I kissed her on lips, and I began to eat, I was hungry after that 'War'
« honneeeey? » Nina is always using that funny tone, its makes me laugh, but now, I could see that Its a sad
tone ....
« yes my Candy? » I said it as I kissed her check ..
« why would Nathan and Noah know about those things ? »
« well they growing up you know, they will know, now or later... » as I picked up another pancake , yummy
« but, they are too young, and, I heard Nathan saying sex under ageee !! honneeey! » she hugged my arm ,
wow she's serious
« My Candy he didn't meant that he'll have sex ! »
« oh my god don't say IT » Nina panicked, she always panicked when its a sex Topic, Especially if its about
Noah, ... and Nathan ...
« well the boys wanted some infos just for their report !now get some rest Nina I think you're tired from that
dishes stuff .. »
« report ? Who's that teacher ? How dare he ask the kids somthings that they must not know?! »
wait a minute ... what ?