Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Naughty Kitty Theaters ❯ Ep. 3. Behind AstroJunkies Inc ( Chapter 4 )

Episode 3: Behind AstroJunkies Inc.

 

Disclaimer: I don't own the rights to Pokemon©, Nintendo does. Happy?

Warning: this show contains sex, vulgar language & alcoholic beverages used in cereals. If you are under 18 or are a total douche bag: fuck off!

 

Yes I know, the last episode pretty much suck donkey ball. In so, I would like to apologize to all that feel that it didn't lived up to your standards.

 

I'm sorry.

 

If by somehow I fail again to repeat this error, I shall delete my account here permanently & shall never return here ever. So... here's another installment. Wish me luck.

 

 

 

 

 

The true inspirations behindputting apaper bagon your ugly face beforesex…it's Naught Kitty Theaters. With your co-host Clair &…..Mewtwo?

 

Clair: Welcome back to yet another installment of a show worth viewing…okay, that's just bullshit. I need to point out two things right now. One, you're either blowing off time from you work at Taco Bell or the quote unquote “spending some quality time at your folk's home for the summer” mooching routine. To view these shows, that prove that.....we all need some action. And two: I still haven't found another lemon that has me in it, doing who knows what. But I won't complain: That's why god invented the three most greatest stress relievers: Vodka, ex-boyfriend photos, and the S&W M500 magnum revolver. (Figure it out)

 

 

Both the author & Mewtwo have taken the weekend off. That's why I'm the only one here. That means I can say….butterscotch stallion, bukkake, donkey punch, & the ever offensive, `The Dave Chappelle'.

 

You heard me.

 

Before we could get on with the programming, I would like to a make a reminder again. If you want to make a request, e-mail it. Please note that the review section is for reviews only. Thank you.

 

And now....our next episode is an inspiration by one viewer who didn't want to see a Jasmine X Silver fic. It's called “Jobs are fun” And you might see some familiar stars making a brief cameo here. Enjoy!

 

[Fic starts]

 

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"Silver…SILVER!! Get your no job lazy ass up and look for some fuckin' work today!" His mother yelled from the hallway. "You will not spend your summer here doing nothing. Silver, do you hear me?" she yelled even louder.

"Shit, mom! I'll be up in a second," he yelled back, "I hear you the first god damn five times! (So did the rest of the neighborhood of Viridian,)” he thought to himself. It's only Monday and she's all over his ass already. “(Give me a mother fucking break! I've been up for an hour anyway.)” It's not that he had anything against working, but he had wrapped up on his travels some days ago and had only been home two days since returning. At least she could give the 21 year old red head some time to relax.

The first action that he took upon to accomplish was to wear some fresh clothes after from what he had done last night. Things that involved going to a cock fight & getting loaded up to the gills. He wandered down to the kitchen where the classified ads were already spread out on the table for him. “What a hard ass bitch mom is. Not my fault that she couldn't get any dick.” Glancing through some of the lamer openings in the classifieds, the red haired lad fixed himself a bowl of Wheaties© with a nice cool pouring of beer to go over with: making it the perfect manly breakfast meal.

 

Sitting down with his cereal, he kept looking through the ads, especially the ones that his mom had circled. Most of the ones that she chosen for him were minimum wage jobs that leads to a less promising future. Silver muttered out something like in the lines of fuckin' shithead & other lewd words. There were some ideas as to what type of `food materials' that these franchises might use. It's not very much fun seeing frozen Rattata heads being used as the `secret ingredient, & Pidgey wings that are `finger licking good'. His eyes scanned the page looking for anything that looked remotely interesting. He turned the page and saw that his mom had circled an ad in red ink for him, effectively catching his eye.

'Renowned fast moving company seeking energetic individuals in our research and development department. No experience required. Must be self-motivated & willing to please. Insurance and fringe benefits are covered. If you fit these qualities, call XXX-0462 for an appointment.'

 

Whatever it was, that got his attention.

"Meh, that doesn't look too bad, could be some worth while," he said nonchalantly. As soon as he down all of his breakfast of champions, Silver picked up the phone and dialed the number. It was answered on the fifth ring.

"AstroJunkies Inc, this is Lucy, how may I help you?" she purred over the line. The way operator had spoken to him could be comprehended as more like that of a porn star giving him the proposition of a lifetime. Nether the less, he thought that it must have come with the job to handle clients in such a manner.

"H-Hi," he managed to say as his voice cracked bit by bit, "I'm calling about your ad in the Morning Tribune's classified section."

"Ooh, the research and development opening," she cooed. "Would you like to make an appointment?" Again, the same warm voice gave him shudders through his body.

"Yes, that would the one."

"We have an opening at ten o'clock. Would that be okay with you?"

"That would be fine," he answered.

"Your name, sir?" Her voice was more seductive and sweet. Silver was getting excited just listening to it. Resisting the urge to whip out his now morning wood & fantasizing that this conversation would so happen to lead towards to some hot dirty phone sex.

"Wanker…..errr ummmm No! wait: It's Silver." he replied.

"Silver," she sighed, "that's such a pretty name. So enticing...not to mention erotic."

 

“(My God,)” he thought, she almost sounds orgasmic.

 

"I have you down for ten. Please bring a valid picture ID card and your social security card along with you, Silver."

For the first time, he was actually overjoyed to see how his potential new job might be. Who knows, he might even come across the hot operator. "I will, thanks." He made his voice a bit more deepen, making it more masculine.

"Oh no, Silver, thank you." The emphasis on `you' was very prominent. Goosebumps were abroad, along with a bulge in his boxers.

"Where are you located?" he asked quickly, panicking to find a piece of paper & pen.

"We're at 976 S. Butternuts, oops, I mean Bautternots. Silly me, I get that mixed up sometimes," she giggled.

"976 S......Bautternots," he repeated, writing it down on a piece of paper.

"Yes, Silver, Yes."

"O-kay then, I'll be there at ten sharp."

"Oooh, I can't wait, don't keep me waiting," she said breathlessly before she hung up.

Silver glanced at the clock and at his hard on. It was a few minutes before nine up there. And high noon down there. He would have to hurry to make the appointment on time. Feeling slightly horny from the receptionist's sexy intone, Silver ambled up the stairs to his room to get ready. And I do mean `get ready.'

 

 

All dressed up in his recently bought gray business suit, Silver arrived in the lobby of `AstroJunkies Inc' a few minutes early. He found that the company's full name was "AstroJunkies Incorporated" having the first letter A, having the look of a woman's body from the side view & with her tits sticking out to the left. However, he still had no idea what their business was. He would need to ask in a polite manner. He was greeted by an overly perky raven-haired lady on the phone with some red highlighted streak. By the quick glance, he noticed that her bra size vastly trounced her IQ.

"You must be Silver, My name is Lucy. I was at the phone when you called." Her voice, alluring and down right sexy, beckoned him to go towards her. She was wearing a purple blouse that had a plunging neckline and left little to the oh so imagination. He couldn't help but look down into her velvety cleavage. “(DAMN!! I don't think I'll be able to stay focused when those melons there are roaming around here.)” When he looked up at her face, she was smiling. "Don't fret over lil' ole me, everyone looks at them. I don't mind. If you get hired, maybe we can be partners sometime and you can see them without that silly bra. I hate clothes! Sooo restrictive on my body," she pouted.

"W-what?" he stammered. Silver thought that his mind was playing a cruel trick on him That or the fact that he needs to get laid.

"Here," thrusting a pen and paper at him, Lucy gave him the buffalo eyes. "Fill out this application and bring it back to me."

"O-kay." He took the pen and application and sat down in one of many chairs, not really knowing what was going on with her. There was no one else in the lobby area, as he looked around. He saw many erotic portraits of different time lines on the walls. There was some advertisement posters with the company name. They each had weird mottos like, `AJI: when you think a donkey show does not live up to your standards'. There was even a picture of one in action.

 

He tried to concentrate on the application, but found it difficult with the receptionist staring at him and blowing kisses. He sheepishly smiled back a few times, but this only encouraged her. The application was very standard, one that he had filled out many times before when he enters a battle tournament. After several minutes of intense concentration to avoid looking at the bombshell receptionist, he finished and brought the clipboard and pen back to her.

"Finished already? My, you must be really smart. It took me over a half hour to finish it."

 

“(Now why doesn't that surprise me one bit? Forget it.)”

 

"You know, you're cute and I'm not wearing any underwear right now." Her seductive voice caught him off-guard.

"What?"

"Just have a seat and Ms. Winona will see you in just a little bit." Lucy went back to writing something in a black book.

Silver looked at her and was beginning to wonder if he was undergoing a perverted hallucination. Anyways, he sat down and waited. She looked at him from time to time and even licked her lips on occasion when she caught his attention, which was often. He was just beginning to read a tabloids magazine when an attractive purple haired vixen, dressed in a sharp business suit, called his name.

"I'm Winona," she said, extending her hand to him as he approached her. He took it and shook it lightly before releasing it. "Let's go to my office where we can chat for a bit."

She led him to a brightly lit office with many plants scattered about. "Have a seat, Mr. Silver," she said, indicating with her hand the chair in front of her desk. He sat down and inadvertently inhaled her perfume, sweet and not overpowering. Shudders swept through his nerves.

She looked over his application and smiled approvingly. "You seem to be a exceptionally bright man. We're basically looking for someone to fill a full-time position, not someone who only wants a summer job. Perhaps we can work something out."

Silver shifted in his chair. "Meh, I wouldn't mind full-time work."

Scanning the paper once more, she spoke, "Do you know what `AstroJunkies Inc' is all about?"

"I...have no idea. Could you please enlighten me about you business?"

"My pleasure. We are a multi-national company with locations in Rustboro, Celadon, Goldenrod, & so forth. We provide quality fanfiction stories in both to the general public & mostly for adults. This is one of four locations where we do our research and development in the adults department. And our R & D team are very important to us, probably the most important aspect of our company."

"I see," Not getting it fully, he wanted to know what the position is. "And where would I fit in with the research and development?"

 

"Why, you would see to it that our fics are in our standard requirements & you give us feedbacks as to what works and what doesn't. Not mention participating in some." she smiled sweetly.

Silver blanched for a second before he regained his composure. "So that means I will be some sort of guinea pig? I don't think this is what I had in mind," he said, "thanks anyway." He started to get out of the chair. “(Fanfics? Guinea pig? Fuck This! This jobs are suited for a bunch of losers.)”

"No, wait!" she spoke quickly, hating to lose a good prospect, especially a young and well-built man. "Wait a minute. Maybe I can change your mind. Let me give you a tour of the R & D and you can decide afterward." This was usually a good selling point for her.

Against his better judgment he said, "Okay, I'll take the tour." What could it hurt?

Winona led him out of the office and down the hall, her hips swaying sexily through her dress slacks. Almost hypnotic. He wouldn't have minded getting his hands on them sometime. They came to a door, which had a keypad lock on it. She punched in a six-digit combination and a buzzer indicated that the password is valid. She turned the knob and opened the door quickly as it unlocked for her. They went through the door and down a corridor before they came to a glass door with a `Research and Development' plaque screwed on it. Winona rang the doorbell near the handle and a few seconds later, it was buzzed open for them.

"We will be going past rooms where our employees will be trying new ideas that have little of no boundaries. They know that they are being watched and being filmed. This is how we film our instruction videos for each piece in our line of products."

"Of course. (Do you have a video rental policy? No late fees what so ever?)”

They came to the first room and saw an attractive brunette, getting her brains screwed out by a tanned, spiky haired perv, with his eyes that are either shut tight or are that way. Her small breasts were bouncing crazily and her nipples looked like they were the size of pellets. "They're rehearsing for one of our future scripts & plotlines, seeing if it will appeal to the viewers," she explained. Silver's penis hardened quickly as he could see that the girl was obviously enjoying the ride she was being given. "We wanted to know if `JailbaitShipper' might be the next Poekshipper. What good is research without going in deep in the basis, like a good fucking?” She said vulgarly. The brunette girl was moaning and writhing on the mat. He noticed, and he was immensely turned on. Yet he persisted on not making an ass of himself during the tour.

Winona nudged the red head on and led him down the hall to the next room. On a thick mat, a girl with long chocolate brown hair was lying on her back, her legs wide open as she was jamming something into her vagina. "Damn it!" Winona hissed as she unlocked the door and stepped into the room with Silver anxiously following.

"Jasmine! How many times have we told you that you can only use the vibrators on your clitoris? You are not allowed to stick them into your vagina! That's not your assignment. Only clitoral stimulation for this week!" Jasmine didn't move, as she was staring intently at Silver. Her baby blue eyes were fixated on him as if he were a piece of meat.

Winona leaned over and whispered into his ear. "Whatever she says or does, don't let your dick get near her! There'll be nothing left of it once she's finished with it!" He nodded, his jaw dropping slightly in wonder.

"Jasmine!" Winona said sharply, "Take it out and use it properly."

Jasmine obeyed and pulled the vibrator out as instructed. She saw Silver again and licked her lips. "Ooh, a stud. Can I have him? Can I play with him for a little bit? Please?" She used her right hand to wipe away a bit of drool that had appeared in the corner of her mouth.

"Now, Jasmine, you know what happened the last time we let you play with a man."

"Yes, ma'am," she said sadly. "I remember." She looked down in embarrassment.

"Now, go back and play with the vibrator the right way and give the reports to the writers when you are done."

"Yes ma'am."

Winona nudged Silver again as he was staring at her. She led him out of the room, but he looked back at Jasmine again. Jasmine saw him gawking with his eyes saucer wide, so she opened her legs as far as she could and began to masturbate furiously with the vibrator, smiling gloriously at him as she went back & worked herself raw.

"What's wrong with her?" he asked when the door was shut.

"Oh, nothing really. She's actually one of our best when it comes to solo scenarios & toys. We just can't let her have a real dick."

It got the best of his curiosity. "Maybe I shouldn't ask, but, why?"

"Well," Winona began, "she has amazingly strong vaginal muscles and when she gets really excited, orgasmic you might say, well, men tend to get injured when they're inside of her. Even...." That is when she made her index finger bent down and showed it to him, “Let's just say: you don't want risk it if don't want your dick to get broken off.”

"Ah," Silver said, "I see." He didn't know what to think. This was getting weirder by the second. But he made a stern mental note. “(Don't want to lose it. Don't want to lose it. Don't want to lose it.)”

"Anyway," she continued, "we don't let men get near her and we don't have to send anyone to the hospital. That's why we let her use the toys: they don't feel pain when get broke." They continued to walk down the hall to the next room. "If you ever come across her," She warned, looking at him in the eye, "DO NOT let her get near your dick. She can be very persuasive at times and will promise you the world. Don't fall for it!" Winona looked down at his crotch and could see a nice bulge pushing through his pants. She smiled and went to the next room.

"This couple," she pointed to two hot ladies coupling with a strap on were in a makeshift room that is recreated to simulate a back alleyway. "are examining the factors of indulgence when coupling in public areas. As the old saying goes, `a little spice can go a long way when in public places'." One girl in spiky long red hair and wearing only a pulled up tight tee & sneekers, was bent over, holding onto a garbage can as the other: a calm lady with silky jet black hair, was busy thrusting in and out of her smooth shaven moist pussy. "Erotic fantasies of public sex are one of many in our fine lines of fics. And as I had said before: little of no boundaries," she explained.

Silver was very interested, and his penis was throbbing against his pants, hoping to find an escape route.

"We can look at more rooms if you like or we can go back to the office and discuss the job," Winona gleamed in hopes that he would consider taking up the position.

"I'd like to look at a few more rooms, please," he replied. Firm & undeterred from the outside, his inner self cried in euphoria. “(MORE!!!! MY EYES, THEY WANT MORE!!!!)”

"Okay," she said, smiling knowingly. "There's one more room that I think you'll enjoy." The luscious madam boss led him to a room where he saw one of the most beautiful women he had ever seen in his life. Cobalt blue hair, donning on a azure bodysuit that hugged every nook on her well endowed frame. Except for her pert breasts, they were exposed for the whole world to marvel at. She was on her knees, giving a thorough blowjob to a well-hung stud in the shadows, whom the red head was quite jealous. She was licking and slurping, obviously enjoying the huge dick that was in her mouth. Silver had to consciously keep himself from playing with his own dick through the cloth of his pants.

"She's trying out some new techniques, for a more descriptive way to present a mind blowing fellatio. She's our best. There's no job that she can't handle." Soon, the mystery `man' couldn't hold back any longer and shot rope after rope of hot white globs of sperm all over the woman. She didn't seem to mind, as she began to clean herself & him off. She looked over at Silver and smiled sweetly. He would never forget the sight of a dollop of sperm hanging for dear life from one of her exposed precious nipples. He almost creamed his pants then and there.

Eventually, they made their way back to her office and she offered him the same chair in which he had sat before. "So, what do you think?"

Without any hesitation, he jumped to give his answer. "I think that I could be very happy working here," he replied, thinking to himself that a job might be even better than going back on his pokemon journey.

"Good, good," she said, "let's discuss salary. We'll start you at $13.25 an hour and you should get about 20 hours per week for now and see how it goes for you. You will be required to have blood tests done once a month, paid for by us, just as a necessary precaution. Any questions?"

The words blood test gave him quite a worry. "Blood tests?"

"Oh, come now, don't be naive about this. Your job will sometime require you use condoms, sometimes you won't be wearing one, so we must take precautions. You understand, don't you?"

It was all for his sake, plus the fact that he might shag some hot dame, he wanted to explore his coverage before sealing the deal & go on a fuck spree. "Yes, I'm beginning to understand. You mentioned insurance. When does it start and how much coverage?"

"Well, since you won't be a full-time employee for a while, we cannot offer it to you. You must prove that you are worthy of being a full-time employee first. Once you attain that position, we offer full medical and dental insurance for a fair nominal cost."

"That sounds reasonable," he concluded. He couldn't believe that there was job like this going on. Having hot Mankey sex with some gorgeous females, all in the name of research and development for quality lemon fanfics. His mind went into somersaults with glee. "(My time has arrived. I....AM...ALLIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVE!!)”

Winona looked at him expectantly. She noticed the happy expression his masculine face. And on his crotch. "Well, what do you think?"

Silver snapped out of his mental cheers, looked at her and smiled. "I read something about fringe benefits. What might those be, perchance?"

"I thought you'd never ask," she said seductively. She pushed a button on her intercom phone. "Lucy, please come in."

The door opened within seconds and Lucy came through. "You wanted to see me?" she asked, looking at her employer.

"Mr. Silver here, was asking about our fringe benefits, but," she looked at him, "You must first show us your assets first. We don't even know if our `widdle' cunts will fit you, do we?"

"I, uh..."

"Lucy, perhaps you could help him here relax. He seems to be a little tense right now."

"With pleasure, ma'ma," she sighed happily.

She moved in front of him and smiled. "Just relax, baby, and enjoy your fringe benefit." Lucy climbed up on the chair in which he was sitting, her hands were placed on his shoulders for balance, and her knees were on each thick arm of the chair. With her right hand, she flipped her flimsy purple skirt over his head and he was face to face with the most beautiful shaved pussy that he had ever seen. She gave him no time to think about it as she pushed the back of his head into herself and shuddered with delight.

“I'll take It! Where do I sign?”

 

Winona quirked on his good decision. “In between her honey pot, of course. Now get to work.”

 

Silver did what came naturally and began to lick and suck on her moist lips. Lucy gasped with pleasure and began to squirm as he found her shrouded clit. Just as he was about to explore that region, he felt a tugging at his belt as it was pulled apart and discarded. He thought that it had to be Winona doing the work, so he relaxed and went back to business. His pants were unbuttoned quickly and his zipper was brought down in a jiffy.

“With pleasure!” The gratifying look on his face shown it all. His new job is the best ever!

 

Winona reached into his boxers roughly and pulled out his stiff prick, reveling in it's size and contour. "Oh," she purred, "this will do very nicely." She pushed her mouth down onto it, savoring it's taste from the tip down to base. Slowly, she began to lick it up and down like a candy cane, loving every inch of it. “Welcome to the team, Mr. Silver.”

 

There was a little click on her door behind her, but she paid no attention to it. Silver continued his assault upon Lucy's sensitive little nub as she continued to grind her pelvis against his face.

A lithe, quick body entered the room as everyone was too busy to notice. She scanned the scene and her eyes opened wide at the sight of her boss licking the new guy's long, stiff penis while he's going down on the receptionist. She licked her lips and wiped the drool from her mouth as she moved closer to get a better look.

"Oh baby," Lucy moaned, "lick me, fuck me, you hot stud! I want you to mount me and fuck my brains out!"

 

Then trouble came a brewin'.

"IT'S A DICK!!!! IT'S A DICK!!! Jasmine screamed, as she rushed forward, unable to control herself anymore.

Winona looked up in surprise as the lusty girl came behind her, grabbed her, and threw her to the side. Lucy got toppled off of the chair in a heap, tits over ass, as Silver hit the floor on his back, looking at the crazy slut, in surprise and horror.

"Don't let her have your dick!" Winona screamed, as Jasmine mounted his lap quickly and began grinding herself onto him furiously, hoping that his dick would find her vagina soon.

"I gotta have a dick! I gotta have a dick!" She yelled. She had a wild look in her eye as she bounced all over his lap, trying to find that elusive penis that she was begging for.

As if the gods were to deliver the wrong type of pleasure, she managed to grab hold of her desire. A nearly scared Silver felt the blunt tip of his cock against her hole and prepared himself for what was coming. He gritted his teeth as he felt the pressure of her tight vaginal muscle immediately devouring his man hood, but he wasn't prepared for what was bound to occur.

 

"Let's work this baby deep." Jasmine told him as she began rocking back and forth. Her arms wrapped his wrists & pinned them on the floor to immobilize his refusal for freedom. Unlike the methodical approach to go nice & steady, she just plowed right in & bucked furiously. She gained deeper passage with every stroke and Silver found himself sweating in fear. He was panting and drooling, her insatiable lust for cock was starting to kill him. There was now no doubt that Jasmine was a true glutton for cock. Every thrash for escape came to no heed, her lithe body trapped him, rendering Silver at her mercy. The mink soon picked up speed, a bit too fast. She fucked his now abused penis into submission with short strokes. Her meek moans faltered no signs of fatigue in her part.

 

"Get the medics in here now!" He heard Winona say. Both she & Lucy made efforts to pull Jasmine away. But each attempt resulted in failure. She ain't budging `till her needs are sated. Some of the employees franticly ran around the departments, screaming, “Jasmine's on the loose! Quick: Get all the men out of here before it's too late!” His vision blurred out from time to time along with his hearing. Silver didn't know whether to enjoy the last ride or to pray for a miracle that will get this girl's super cunt away from him. All that he knew was that if people were panicking over one girl for her reputation...it was bad news to whoever became to her victims. And he became her victim.

 

Then all hell breaks loose. She was on the verge of climaxing.

 

“Holy shit! AHhhhh!! She's killing MEEEEE!” He screamed as her tempo increase and felt her hip bone hitting him with a vengeance. Her muscles were putting a choke hold on his beaten member. His scrotums had gone black & blue with some of her juices dripping onto them. Her body was shaking, and he watched, limply on. Jasmine's movements become erratic. All that he could do was to bear on, his breathing faltered harshly. Near breathless, her hands dug firmly into his chest and she ground herself into him, not long before reaching her cunt gushing climax.

The whole department was rattled her screams of fulfillment.

The last thing that the poor near dead & spent red head boy could muster up was a loud plea for help.

“GET HER OFF OF ME! GET HER OFF OF ME! I'M TOO WELL HUNG TO DIE!!”

 

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"Get her off of me, get her off of me......."

"SILVER!, What in the hell are you yelling about?" his mom yelled again from the hallway. "I swear, I'm going to come in there and drag your no good jobless ass out of bed if you're not up in five seconds!? Do you hear me? ANSWER ME!!!"

 

It was all just a dream....he was back in his bed with the sheets stained. The look upon his face was not that of fear, but of pure malice. After all, can't a guy have a good fantasy? His mom kept on kicking his door. All in all, he snapped.

 

“SHIT, MOM!! Why did you have to ruin one of the best dream jobs ever?!”

 

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Clair: You likey? I did! Too bad that it's over. But don't you fret: there are more episodes to cum by soon. Now pick up your clothes & shower off. Until then, this is Clair saying `have a invigorating cold shower!' And don't forget to review and/or submit a request. We're review whores at AstroJunkies Inc. ~_^