Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Pokegirl Screw-You Theater 3000 ❯ Chapter 1: Change the World ( Chapter 1 )

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Pokegirl Screw-You Theater 3000!

By: Kid Loose (squall2k184@yahoo.com)

Chapter 01: Change the World

*Adults Only*

THE CAST

The Riffers…

Keisuke, "Kei the Blade" Strife: A young man of about twenty-three, Keisuke has a low libido and prefers to focus more on the battle aspects of being a tamer as opposed to the 'fringe benefits.'

He stands about six feet even with a lean, strong build and a sharp cut to his face. He has green eyes and long dark blue hair down to the small of his back, with large forelocks that frame his face and drop down to past his chin.

He's usually seen wearing a black coat over a white muscle shirt and blue jeans with black boots. He wears large, frameless circular glasses.

He is the anime stereotype of the "bad-ass metrosexual."

San "the 1337" Strife: A nineteen-year-old priestess-in-training who also dabbles in taming and computers. Standing five foot nine she as a cute round face and a medium-lean build, B-sized bust and mid-wide, shapely hips.

She has long blonde hair with black roots and her family's trademark green eyes. She's often seen wearing a priestess uniform (white top and red pants) and wooden sandals.

She can often be heard speaking in '1337' speak.

Leon "the Kid" Strife: A sixteen-year-old rookie tamer and the younger brother of San and Kei, he stands about five foot eight with scruffy, face-length black hair tied back by a green bandana. He has the same green eyes as his sibling, but also bears a heart-shaped burn scare around and over his left eye, which he acquired after a close encounter with a Charamanda.

With a medium build and slightly chubby face, he wears a white sweatshirt with a large Yin-Yang symbol on the back and a smaller one on the front to the upper left. He wears blue short slacks and white sneakers.

He is often the most outspoken in the viewing theater, never holding back when he's riffing.

Angel Sinclair: An Umbrea who evolved from a threshold Eva, and Kei's Alpha girl, she stands about as tall as Kei (not counting her ears).

Also twenty-three, she has a shapely build, C-cup breasts, lovely hips and rump, and gold eyes. For the most part she has a standard Umbrea look, including a smooth, bulbous tail. The one exception to her look is her having white, human-like hair tied into tight braids, pulled to the back and fixed into a ponytail.

She typically goes about nude and she speaks with an odd Irish accent.

Aiko Prower: A seventeen-year-old girl who had threshold into a Kitsune, at about five-six she's among the shortest of the riffers. With a C-cup bust, her breasts are almost ridiculously big for her height.

A unique looking Kitsune, she has bright pink fur with a white belly, blue eyes and platinum blonde hair tied into pigtails on the side of her head, and a pair of lovely bushy tails. And speaking of tail, she's also got a lotta junk in the trunk.

Being San's Alpha, she wears the same priestess outfit as her Mistress. The one exception is that she also wears a bindi in her forehead, which looks like a heart cradled inside a crescent moon.

Lastly, she has an unhealthy obsession with the TV children's series Hamtaro.

Lilith: Being a feral born Eva of about sixteen (in Eva years), she cannot yet speak but usually gets her message across through charades and other body language. And since she's Leon's Alpha, he usually can tell what she's thinking.

At five-five she's even shorter than Aiko, and at a mere A-cup she doesn't have nearly the bust. With a scrawny frame, she is mostly covered in scruffy, unkempt brown fur and she has a long bushy tail that's about as long as she is tall. A scruff of fur atop her head gives the impression of bangs, which fall just above her bright brown eyes.

Leon insists that she constantly wear a schoolgirl-type outfit, which consists of a sleeveless, button down shirt (un-tucked), a pleated skirt, mostly aqua green except for a white ring running the length around the skirt an inch from the bottom, and an aqua green vest over her dress shirt, usually always buttoned.

A bit schizophrenic, she's sweet and loving around Leon, and absolutely ruthless in the viewing theater.

Our villains…

Jim Sukotto Sukebe: The infamous hentai-mage, who for some reason now seems to have a fixation with the video game villain Sephiroth.

It appears he's moved on from sinning against nature to torturing hapless victims with fan fiction, a practice that was banded by the Geneva Convention.

TV's Bob Denver: Gillagan himself, TV's Bob was flat broke when he met Sukebe (the royalties from the show ran out centuries ago) and sighed up as his side kick to pay the bills (he was also the only one Sukebe could find willing to do the job).

To his chagrin, however, Sukebe forces him to wear "The Hat" and often refers to him as "Little buddy!"

The Satellite…

The Satellite Of Completely Oblivious Morons (The S.O.C.O.M.): Pronounced by saying each individual letter, the satellite is outfitted with the latest in weapons technology and state of the art sensors designed to monitor the riffers' vital signs to see how the fics are affecting them. A security system will siphon all the oxygen out of the habitat quarters if there aren't at least three people in the viewing theater when the "fanfic sign" goes off.

And now you know… the REST of the story… good day!

(Music plays)

In the not too distant future (OOOooo!)

In another time and space (La-la-la!)

Leon, Kei, San and their pokegirls

Were caught in a nasty place! (La-la-la)

They have to survive

Sukebe's wrath

Just a pervy old guy

Who's on a warpath

From his castle below

And TV's Bob with him

He tries to torture all the captives

On the S.O.C.O.M.!

(Leon: We…! Are…! SCREWED!!)

Sukebe: I'll send them cheesy fanfics! (OOOooo!)

The worst I can find! (TV's Bob: La-la-la!)

They'll have to sit and read them all

And I'll monitor their minds! (La-la-la!)

Now keep in mind they can't control

Where the fanfics begin or end! (La-la-la!)

They'll try to keep their sanity

With the help of their pokegirl friends!

(Strife Gang Roll Call!)

Keisuke! ("Hmph…!")

San! ("N00b!")

Leon! ("Awe, nut-bunnies!")

Lilith! ("…")

Angel! ("'Eh, lad'dies!")

AIKOOOOO! ("HAMTARO!!")

So if you're wondering how they know our songs and shows

And other pop-culture facts! (La-la-la!)

Just repeat to yourself: "this is just a bad parody!

"I should really just relax…"

For Pokegirl Screw-You Theater 3000!

(*TWANG!*)

1…2…3…4…5…6…7…*BEEP*

"Greetings…" said a dejected Keisuke as he turned in his chair toward the camera. "Should anyone see this recording, I and my younger siblings are being held captive by the infamous hentai-mage, Sukebe."

Keisuke paused for a moment and sighed. "Though we want for nothing here the torture he subjects us too is unbearable. He forces us to read terrible fan fiction and gauges our reactions to it."

In the background the song Take Me Out can be heard. The camera pans to the side to show the rest of the S.O.C.O.M. crew huddled around a PS2 watching Leon and San play Guitar Hero.

"Obviously my brother and sister have adjusted better than I have…" Kei admitted, burying his face in his palm.

The song ends just as San let out a triumphant scream. "Ah-HA! Fragged you, little brother!" then shockingly San drops her pants and sticks her butt in Leon's face! "Go on…!"

"Oh God…" Leon sighs as he leans in and plants a kiss on his sister's derriere.

"That's right! Kiss my @$$, n00b!"

Leon draws back and wipe at his mouth, disgustedly. Looking to Lilith, he notes her quizzical look and answers: "Sure I do this to you all the time but it's not as much fun when it's my sister!"

"Care for a game, Oniichan?" San offered. [A/N: Oniichan = "Big Brother"]

"No thank you…" Kei rejected. "And pull your damn pants up! You're supposed to be a priestess."

"I'm a priestess, not a saint!" San retorted.

Suddenly the monitor buzzed to life and Sukebe's grim visage appeared on it. As he appeared, the Sephiroth Choir's One Winged Angel played in the background, though the name "Sephiroth" was replaced by "Sukebe."

"Hello, my captives," the hentai-mage greeted.

"Hello, you plagiarizing bastard!" Leon returned.

"I AM NOT COPYING SEPHIROTH!!!" exclaimed an irate Sukebe.

Calming himself and doing his best to ignore Leon's snide remark his attention was drawn to the boy's sister. "San," began the mage. "How interesting to see that the curtains don't match the carpet."

San gasped and quickly drew up her pants.

"Now she decides to be modest…" Kei sighed, face palming again.

"Anyway, kiddies, your fic today is Change the World, by Pokeprof."

"Chang the World, eh?" said Leon.

"Step one: eliminate all fan fiction…" Kei mused.

"Quite…" Sukebe muttered.

Suddenly his *a-hem* theme music was drowned out by the song Bark at the Moon by Ozzy Osbourn. "What the hell is that??"

Sukebe whirled around to see that TV's Bob was also playing Guitar Hero.

"Will you turn that cacophonous racket off!" the mage bellowed

"But I've got Star Power and a times eight multiplier!" TV's Bob whined.

"Sukebe out…!" he grumbled as he shut off his monitor.

Suddenly all sorts of lights and sirens began to flare. The riffers knew these sounds well. They all stared straight at the camera and screamed "WE GOT FANFIC SIIIIIIGN!!!!!!!"

With that they hauled ass for the theater.

7…6…5…4…3…2…1…*BEEP*

>(Keisuke, San and Leon enter, their pokegirls remaining outside. Inside they find a single row of theater seats. Oddly, they sit in the three seats to the far right, with Leon sitting the farthest to the right, San taking the seat next to him and Kei taking the seat next to her.)

>Leon: What kindda fic do you think it'll be?

>Kei: Crap… just like all the rest.

>San: *SHhhh!* It's starting!

Disclaimer:

>Kei: Disclaimer: The Surgeon General warns that fan fiction may be hazardous to your health. It can cause dizziness, fatigue, headaches, migraines, cancer, RPG redicu-lop-pathy, flaming, diarrhea-of-the-mouth, compulsive masturbating, and/or full-blown AIDS.

>Leon I think I'd rather take up smoking!

This story deals with subjects not suitable for those considered not to be adults in their home area.

>Leon: I knew I was an adult when the judge said: "We're trying you as an adult!"

Please don't read if you're too young, or if you do, don't get caught.

>San: What a wonderful message to send to children…

I don't own anything; I'm doing this for fun, so go sue someone else.

>Kei: Don't worry… heads will role for this.

-Not Another Trainer Journey-

>Leon: Nope! This one's got Jedi fighting Nazis!

Skeeve swore under his breath for the who knows time that night,

>Leon: (Skeeve) F@%& my parents for giving me such a retarded name!

another one of his many experiments blowing up in his face.

>Kei: …The shrapnel taking his head off… The end.

>San: If only…

Taking a deep breath, he rubbed the pain out of his eyeballs-a clear sign that he had stayed up too late-

>San: (Skeeve) Damn yooooouu, Adult Swim!

as he went and salvaged what he could from his experiment.

>Leon: (Skeeve) Well, at least I saved the bong…

“Sukebe, you bastard,

>Kei: My sentiments, exactly.

you really did think of everything.” He muttered, giving a nod to the evil man from centuries past,

>Leon: Well, he thought of over six hundred species of horny babes to catch and screw… I'd say that covers all the important stuff.

placing most of the unusable experiment into the trash.

>San: (Skeeve): See ya' in hell, Science Fair Volcano!

Sukebe, one of the most brilliant minds of the 20th century,

>Kei: Not to mention a colossal prick.

had caused one of the most drastic changes that had ever happened in the earth's history.

>San: He invented Shrinky-Dinksâ„¢!

Whether those changes were good or bad were still being discussed and argued about today.

>San: Death and destruction… BAD!

>Leon: Six hundred plus species of horny babes to catch and screw… GOOD!

Taking another deep breath, Skeeve wonder if he should even continue working on these experiments,

>Kei: Man was not meant to know what hotdogs are made of.

after all of them ending in a similar manner to the last one.

>San: The bodies in the basement are starting to pile up.

Soft footsteps brought him out of his deep thoughts, causing him to turn towards this unwelcome interruption,

>Leon: (Jerry Seinfeld) Newman…!

only to break into a grin when he saw whom they belonged to.

>Kei: The Grim Reaper?

>San and Leon: Huh?

>Kei: Well, that would make me smile.

She was a petite-looking woman, though it seemed to only enhance her beauty to him.

>Leon: (Skeeve) She was five years old, but that didn't stop me!

Her shoulder-length red hair was tied

>Kei: …In a noose!

up in a ponytail, a new style for her,

>San: (Skeeve) Normally she rocked a fade with a swastika shaved into the back!

her face was devoid of any make up,

>San: Or eyes…

>Leon: Or nose…

>Kei: Or skin…

wearing only a simple shirt that stretched to contain her valuable assets

>San: I'm guessing he isn't referring to 'stock portfolios.'

and a pair of shorts that hugged her closely,

>Leon: (Shorts) I wuv you…

just the way Skeeve liked her to look, like she could care less on what other people thought of her.

>Leon: (Thinking naughty thoughts)

>San: Good thing she doesn't care what you think,

>(Angel walks in and sits to Keisuke's left.)

>Angel: 'Ey, lads 'n lassie. Thought I'd jus' drop 'n an' see 'ow y'er doin'.

>Everyone: Hi, Angel

>(Angel quickly catches up on what was read so far.)

Of course, though, the colors of the clothing were stylish and probably the latest, or even future, fashion,

>Angel: Come off it! I'm a naked pokegurrl an' e'en I know dat stuff's a fashion no-no.

an ability that she seemed to have since the day that Skeeve had known her.

>San: That has got to be the lamest Blood Gift I've ever heard of.

The only thing that really seemed out of place with her was

>Angel: 'Er Gawd-aw'ul fashion sense?

>San: Her lame-ass Blood Gifts?

>Kei: Her lack of a face?

>Leon: The fact that she's five?

the fact that a worried look was plastered on her normally cheery face,

>San: (Girl) I just found out that there's no Santa Clause!

her rabbit-like ears drooping- a further sign that she was worried.

>Leon: I didn't know Ryo-oki was gonna be in this fic! And I was just kidding when I said she was five!

“Your staying up too late again, Skeeve.”

>San: (Rabbit-Girl) Damn yooooouu, Adult Swim!

She said, her tone furthering Skeeve's belief that she was worried about him.

>Leon: (Skeeve) I caught you to have sex with… not to talk!

She took one look at the blacken spot where his experiment once lay and gave a sympathetic look.

>Angel: (Rabbit-Girl) I see y' had ano'der acciden', laddie.

“Another failure, huh?”

>Kei: Skeeve… another in a long line of failures.

>Leon: Whoa… harsh, bro.

Skeeve gave her a nod, moving towards her and pulling her into his arms. She laid her head against his chest, taking in the sounds of his heartbeat.

>Kei: (Rabbit-Girl) Damn! Still beating…

“Did I wake you, Bunny?” He asked, smiling as he looked down at the young woman against his body.

>San: (Bunny) I dreamed I lived in a world where women had rights equal to men!

>Leon: Dream on, sis.

She looked up at him, eyebrow raised, tossing her head about to cause both her ponytail and long ears to flop around.

>Leon: (Bunny) Help! I'm having a seizure, you dumb ass!

“Come on, with these ears?”

>San: (Bunny) I can even hear Leon's furious masturbating in the bathroom!

>Leon: Hey!

she gave him a small, soft punch,

>Angel: 'N da crotch!

reminding him not to be so silly.

>Leon: With a name like "Skeeve" I don't think he can help it!

“So what's going on?”

>Kei: (Skeeve) I was manufacturing crystal-meth. Want some?

She asked after a few seconds of silence, snuggling against Skeeve's body, sending delightful shivers down his spine.

>Kei: Courtesy of the tazer she was jabbing into his back.

“You don't usually do anything this late at night unless you have something on your mind

>San: (Bunny) Damn yooooouu, Adult Swim!

or getting ready for those who want to take the trainer test.

>Leon: (Skeeve) Who wants extra credit? (Unzips fly.)

>San: Eww…

“A little bit of both, to tell the truth.”

>Leon: So he wants Adult Swim and extra credit?

He replied, tracing his hand around the small of Bunny's back, causing her to smile and sigh in content.

>Angel: (to Keisuke) Getting' any ideas, love? (Hugs his arm)

>Kei: Please, Angel, I'm working

“I just really needed some time alone for a bit.

>Leon: (Skeeve) In other words, you're crappin' my style, woman! Quit being so damn clingy!

Besides Rui should be here in a few days, so I wanted to be ready to for him.”

>San: (Skeeve as Ashton Kutcher) I got me a can of peanut brittle spring snakes and I'm totally gonna punk'd that n00b!

Her face screwed up in confusion for a moment,

>Angel: Lassie, lay du'n befer y' hurt y'er self.

then the realization made her eyes suddenly widened in shock, her mouth falling open as she stared at Skeeve.

>Leon: (Bunny) NO! Not the SPRING SNAKES!!

“Don't tell me he's traveling alone.” She muttered worriedly, looking at him straight in the eye.

>San: (Bunny) You know he hasn't had his medication!

“Fine.” Skeeve replied jokingly, taking a sudden interest in the ceiling above them.

>Leon: (Skeeve) How did that slice of pizza get up there?

“I won't tell you.”

>Kei: (Skeeve) …Where the antidote is hidden.

That earned him a hard punch from her,

>Angel: Ag'in, 'n da crotch!

right in the gut and nearly causing him to double over with the sudden lost of air.

>Leon: See, this kind of aggression is why you have your pokegirls neutered. *SMACK!* OW! That hurt!

>Angel: Shut y'er gob, laddie 'er I'll give y' ano'der five across 'de eyes!

>Leon: Yes ma'am! T_T

“How could you let him do that!”

>San: (Bunny) You know he has a spastic colon!

she shrieked more then asked, glaring down at him with her right fist poised for another strike.

>Leon: (Makes whip cracking noise)

Skeeve just look up at her from his position and stuttered lamely “B-because he asked to let him instead of having someone pick him up or go with him.”

>Kei: (Skeeve) He also might have mentioned something about 'the rapture is coming' and 'the voices in my head will drive me to kill again.' I don't know, I wasn't really listening.

>(San and Leon glace at Keisuke nervously.)

“And what in the name of Sukebe would make you allow him to do that!”

>(Angel spits at the mention of Sukebe's name.)

>Leon: Bitter much?

“Bunny, he has Limited Time.”

>Leon: (Skeeve) The Viagra's gonna wear off any minute!

>San: (Blows kiss) Goodnight, everybody!

This took all the fire from Bunny's anger,

>Leon: (Beavis) Heh-heh… FIRE!!

her face shaped once more into that of complete shock.

>Angel: Da lassie's face is like Silly Putty!

They both knew of the Blood Curse Limited Time and what it meant.

>Leon: I think the Prince of Persia has that curse.

>San: Only when you're playing.

“How much longer does he have?” she asked, unable to keep the sadness out of her eyes.

>Leon: He's got enough time left for a quickie! (Winks)

“He won't tell me,” Skeeve replied shrugging his shoulders.

>Kei: (Skeeve) Bastard…

“But I have something I need to tell him, I'm just afraid on how he's going to take it.”

>San: (Bunny) You're not… coming outta the closet, are you?

>Leon: This is my side of the fic and that's your side of the fic… STAY ON YOUR SIDE!!

Somewhere, a few days walk away from the Capitol of the Sunshine League,

>Angel: …Where da vampire pokegurrls live.

a young teen named Rui, sitting by a campfire, gave a rather large sneeze.

>San: (Rui) I'm allergic to dying!

“Damn pollen, it gets me every time.” He muttered to himself,

>Leon: (Rui) DEATH TO FLOWERS!!

putting his heavy backpack down continuing on the road he had set out on earlier that day.

>Leon: (Singing) I walk a lonely road! The only one that I have ever known! Don't know where it goes! But it's on to me and I walk alone!

The road was really nothing more then an open dirt path, a slightly uncommon sight to Rui, who had lived most of his life in the suburbs.

>San: Yuppie scum! He deserves to die!

He rather liked the change in scenery, and it was the perfect place to avoid any feral pokegirls, especially since he had none of his own.

>Kei: (Sighs) …Cue the feral pokegirl.

A loud roar, one that sounded almost inhuman, broke the silence that had settled over the night.

>(Keisuke grins)

>Angel: Y'er right good at dis, love!

So much for avoiding wild pokegirls. Rui thought,

>Kei: Moments before he was devoured… The end.

placing his pack into the tent he had set up earlier, and grabbed a makeshift staff that he had been working on.

>Leon: He's gonna give her the shaft, HA!

He knew that he would have no chance fighting the pokegirl,

>Leon: Pussy!

but he wanted to at least see what it was. The staff was just for protection.

>Leon: You know what would be better protection than a stick?

>San: What?

>Leon: >-< ANYTHING!!

Another roar sounded, as well as shouting. “GET AWAY FROM ME!”

>San: Sounds like Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston are fighting again.

it came, the voice clearly female, and more then likely trying to get away from what ever made the roar.

>San: …Or maybe it's Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee…

Rui ducked behind some of the bushes that were closest to the fight, but far enough for him to make a getaway when the time came.

>Kei: That's poison ivy you're ducking behind, friend.

>Leon: (Rui) SH*T!

He could see that there were at least two combatants, fighting by a small but swift river, and he could tell even in this bad lighting that they were both pokegirls.

>Leon: He just followed the bouncing boobs!

The larger one gave that roar that had drawn Rui to the fight,

>Leon: Ya' know, normally people run away from loud, nasty roars!

large tentacles flailing about, trying to grab a hold of her smaller prey.

>San: (Smaller Pokegirl) Help! Help! I'm an anime type girl being attacked by tentacles!

>Leon: We all know what that means! (Grins)

Her blue skinned extremities glistened with poison and her face wore an evil and hungry smile, her nude body obscured by the tentacles.

>Angel: Sounds like the lass is fightin' Zsa Zsa Gavoure.

A Titacruel. Rui thought,

>San: Titacruel, Whore-HO, Zapdass… who comes up with these ridiculous names?

>Kei: The euphemism-laden names for everyone and everything are indicative of a male dominated society. In other words, sis, 'it's our world, you just live in it!'

>Leon: Yup! So either grow a penis or go ta hell.

>San: (Fumes)

shivering a bit. He knew personally what those things were like and they saw everything in the world as one thing: Prey.

>Leon: They saw everything as a video game about a badass Native American mechanic who fights aliens with the help of a magical spirit hawk?

>Kei: That premise makes less and less sense every time I hear it.

The smaller girl yelled, “LEAVE ME ALONE!” as she jumped, skipped, and dodged every tentacle that came her way.

>Leon: Cue the Tentacle Rape!

With her green hair flying about from all the movement, clothes ripped and torn from near misses,

>San: Sound's like dating Ike Turner.

and tail curled close to the body, the smaller pokegirl ran full tilt at the Titacruel,

>Kei: And was rightly eaten… end.

slashing it hard in the gut with thick fingernails.

>San: Lee Press-Ons, Mother F@#&er!

The water-type pokegirl gave out a screech of pain, unlike the roars of rage it had gave out earlier as it edged a bit back into the stream, slowly submerging, eyes blazing with anger.

>Leon: (Titacruel) I'm gonna tell my mommy on you!

The green haired girl gave a sigh when the carnivorous pokegirl was out of sight, believing the battle to be over.

>Angel: An' dats when da midgets wit' wiffle bats came in!

She turned and started to leave the stream, a noticeable limp in her stride, unaware of the blue tentacle rising from the depths.

>Leon: And NOWS the tentacle rape!

“WATCH OUT!” Rui screamed,

>Leon: Dick! Why'd ya' have to warn her!

forgetting completely that he was in hiding, worried about the young female.

>Leon: (Rui) Maybe if I save her she'll have sex with me!

>San: Ya' know, not every guy thinks with his penis.

>Leon: Nope! Just most of us!

She spun about suddenly, only to be struck in the stomach by a slimy, poisonous tentacle, causing her to scream out in pain and fall to the ground, the poison starting to work its way through her body.

>Leon: This is NOT what I meant when I said 'Tentacle Rape!'

Rui could hear the Titacruel chuckle,

>Leon: (Titacruel) *Mandark laugh*

its deadly extremities lifting the poor girl from the ground by the waist as the water-type pokegirl rose from the water herself, ready to feast.

>Kei: (Titacruel) You wanna leg or a wing?

>Leon: I'll have a breast!

Though she could feel the poison flowing through her veins, she wasn't going to let this monstrosity of a pokegirl get her.

>Leon: (Rui) Don't worry! I have the antidote! (Unzips fly)

>San: Again, eew…!

She focused her remaining strength, raising her arms and pointing them towards the Titacruel.

>Angel: (Pokegirl) All y' re'llee need's a hug!

This motioned confused the feral monster, as well as the hiding Rui,

>Angel: True, but I'm bettin' dey'd be confused by da toilet.

both of them wondering what this girl was doing. Was she giving up?

>Kei: I wouldn't blame her. I gave up on this plot at the title.

Both of them got their answers as her hands started to glow a harsh yellowish light, focusing into a ball that concealed both of her hands. She gave out a scream of pure rage as she fired the energy she had focused into a large beam that absorbed the blue female with its intensity.

>San: (Pokegirl) Ka-Me-Ha-Me-HAAAA!!!

Rui's mouth dropped in sync with the dead body of the dangerous pokegirl,

>San: (N*Sync) Bye-bye-bye!

>Leon: Did ya' hear that Lance Bass is bi-bi-bi?

the water gleefully taking the body.

>Angel: (Water) WWEEEE!!

The green haired girl, no longer trapped, stood up and gave a grin of victory… before falling to the ground in a dead faint.

>Kei: Or just plain dead… whichever you prefer.

Rui instantly ran to the exhausted girls side,

>Leon: Ripping his clothes off on the way…

putting his hand to the side of her neck and giving a sigh of relief that she had a pulse.

>Leon: (Rui) Good. So it's not technically necrophilia…

He picked the girl up, surprised by her lightness,

>San: I'll say. Those beasts gotta weigh at least twenty pounds… each!

dashing back to his camp, knowing that he would be more in trouble if he tried to treat her wounds out here, especially since all of his supplies were in his pack back at his tent.

>Leon: And that's why—instead of the useful backpack—he brought a damn STICK!

No sooner had Rui placed the hurt pokegirl on the ground than he rushed to his backpack,

>Leon: (Rui) Must… find… condoms…!

pulling out what looked like an aerosol can and tossed it outside like a grenade.

>Angel: 'E 'ad a chronic fear of deodorant, 'eance 'is trav'lin' alone.

He pulled out an antidote from his pack and opened the girl's mouth,

>(Leon sniggers)

>San: No, Leon. It's not that antidote!

carefully pouring enough to make her swallow and not choke.

>Leon: (Guffaws loudly)

>San: (Sighs and face-palms)

With the antidote counteracting the poison, Rui took a better look at the young pokegirl and her wounds.

>Kei: (Rui) I would get that missing arm checked out… it could get infected.

Her coarse green hair was a terrible mess, a mass of odds and ends stoking haphazardly.

>Leon: Even she's got better hair than you, sis.

>San: (Fumes)

>Angel: (Plays with her fine, braided white locks)

>San: (Fumes again)

Her clothes, which told the young teen she was a domesticated pokegirl, were so torn and frayed that they looked like it was more suited for a rag doll then a young woman.

>Kei: After Sukebe, the grunge look makes a comeback.

It didn't help him at all that the ragged clothing barley covered her ample chest and golden skin.

>San: Gold skin and green hair…? She sounds like she's a backup dancer for Jem!

>Leon: She is truly outrageous… truly, truly, truly outrageous!

The wounds that she had were too severe for his limited supply of first aid to be of any help,

>Leon: (Rui) All I got is leaves and some spit, so will that work? …Oh, and I got a STICK! That's good too, right?

especially the deep gash across her stomach and one twisted ankle marring her long slender legs.

>Leon: I'd still do'er.

Might as well get to work.

>Leon: You read my mind, pal!

Rui thought to himself, cracking his knuckles and placing his hands on the poor girls

>Leon: BREASTS!!

wound.

>Leon: Damn…

He concentrated, focused, and was rewarded with a light glow coming from his fingertips. Rui just smiled.

>San: (Rui) Who needs a flashlight when I got 'Glow Fingers!'

>Angel: Le's all go take a break, eh?

>Kei: Fine with me.

>Leon: Crap! It just hit me! If Angel's in hear with us, then Lilith's alone with Aiko!

>(The Riffers stare blankly at each other for a few moments, then quickly file out of the theater.)

1…2…3…4…5…6…7…*BEEP*

The Riffers move into the satellite's common room to find Aiko and Lilith dancing, and one of Aiko's Hamtaro DVDs playing on the TV.

"Let's make a wish, OO-OO! Maybe it'll come true! Sing along with us is all you do!" Akio sang as she danced happily with her Eva friend.

"Come on and do your very best, OO-OO! Get a hundred on your test! All of your dreams will come true!

"C'mon and sing this secret spell, it's just for you! Think of all the love we'll bring!

"Hamtaro will know… just what to do! This will be our song come on and SING!"

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHUT UP!!" Leon exclaimed as he ran up and pulled Lilith away from the Kitsune and into a tight embrace. "How dare you pollute Lilith's impressionable mind with that detritus! It's crack for kids is what it is!"

"Hey!" Aiko shouted indignantly. "It is not detritus (whatever that is). Hamtaro is the greatest children's program since David the Gnome!"

"Calm down, Ototo," said Kei. [A/N: Ototo = "Little Brother"] "It's just a cartoon."

"Whatever…" Leon huffed, taking his pokegirl into his arms. "C'mon, Lilith. We gotta go straighten you out!"

The Eva's tail swished about happily as she was carried from the room.

"Awe… just like An officer and a Gentlemen." San observed of her brother's display.

"Looks like we're stuck waiting until they get back," Kei mused.

"So what do we do 'til then?" Aiko asked.

"Beats me." San shrugged. "Wanna make-out?"

"Okay!"

San and Aiko thrust themselves into each other's arms. While groping furiously, the pair frenched lustfully, fur matted and flesh glazed with saliva.

"'Eh, love," said Angel as she took her tamers arm. "Getting' any ideas?"

Kei looked about nervously for a moment before saying: "Oh, look. Sukebe is calling us." He quickly hit the button on the panel to activate the monitor.

"I didi'na e'en see the light flashin'," Angel pointed out futilely.

When the monitor came on they could clearly see Sukebe playing Guitar Hero along side TV's Bob.

"Just like the Pied Piper! Led rats through the streets!" Sukebe sang. "We dace like marionettes! Swaying to the symphony… of DESTUCTION!"

The song ended and Sukebe and TV's Bob cheered excitedly, holding up their guitar-controllers and waving their arms in the air.

"You know I played this song when I invaded the U.S. back during the war," the hentai-mage stated. "It was my 'battle hymn'!"

"I thought your 'battle hymn' was I am Woman," said Kei with a smug smirk.

"I am woman, hear me roar! In numbers too big to ignore!" San sang teasingly, moments before Aiko tackled her and pressed her face to her mistress's in lustful excitement.

"THAT WAS ATHENA, YOU JACKASSES!!" the mage bellowed.

"Calm down, boss," said TV's Bob.

"I told you, little buddy, call me 'Skipper'," Sukebe corrected.

TV's Bob sighed. "Yes 'Skipper'."

"As for all of you…" Sukebe began before noticing Leon and Lilith's absence. "Hey. Where're the loud-mouth kid and the creepy Eva?"

"Booty call," Kei stated simply.

"OOOooohh…" Sukebe breathed with understanding. "Well, that ain't gonna stop me from tearing into the rest of you!"

Kei sighed.

The door to Leon's room slid open and the pair were kissing lovingly as they entered the room. Leon tossed Lilith onto the bed, and she bounced with a dull thud before settling onto her back.

"We'll have to make this quick, I've still got a fic to riff," Leon explained.

Lilith nodded and opened her legs. Leon crawled onto the bed and flipped her skirt up, revealing her furry slit (Lilith never wore panties unless Leon asked her to). Leon slid a single finger into her opening, and she sighed happily. Leon applied his mouth to her clitoris, lapping at the organ like it was the sweetest fruit, and his Eva began to purr deep in her throat.

Once the juices started flowing, Leon extracted his finger, lapping up her delicious girl-cum. Then he undid his pants and revealed his "six inches of steel" and shoved the whole of it into Lilith's cunt. She gasped with surprise, clutching the bed sheets tightly. She wrapped her legs around Leon as he leaned over her, beaming lustfully.

Clutching Lilith just under her armpits he began his rhythmic pumping. Lilith put her paws on his shoulders and started pumping back in time. The feel of Lilith's furry twat against his pelvis always made Leon shudder so, and they were both now really getting into the swing of it.

Now they were feverously going at it, Leon thrusting hard enough to rock the bed. Lilith arched her back to throw herself into him, struggling to keep time with his inward pumps. The bed was becoming damp with their teenage spunk, the smell wafting through their noses straight to their brains, exciting them more.

Then Lilith gritted her teeth as her climax came, pulling the bed sheets up as she tried fruitlessly to control her convulsing frame. Her vaginal walls constricted with her orgasm, hugging Leon's penis like a tight glove. That combined with her jerking motions made the boy reach his peak, and with a soft cry he shot his seed inside of the Eva.

Now done, Leon pulled his softening phallus out of his pokegirl, uncorking a stream of jism that spilled onto the bed. Lilith immediately shot up and buried her face in the boy's crotch, applying her tongue to his gentiles in an effort to clean him up. She enjoyed the taste of their mixed juices.

"Heh-heh! Stop it, Lilith. I have to get going," Leon laughed.

Lilith shot him a look. "What? You're just looking out for me?" he asked her.

She nodded then leaned in close to his face. She blinked twice then pointed down to the boy's crotch.

"Oh, right!" he said, realization dawning on him. "The last time we fooled around I forgot to clean up afterward and got a rash." He pulled the Eva into a loving hug. "You just wanted to make sure I was cleaned up."

Lilith nodded and snuggled in tight, resting her head against Leon's chest.

Meanwhile, poor Keisuke and Angel were stuck listening to Sukebe's angry rant.

"And another thing," said the mage. "I am tired of all these accusations of me plagiarizing off of Sephiroth! Admittedly, he's a cool guy and all, but I have my own evil style and I don't need to copy him!"

From the riffers' perspective, Sukebe's ranting had blended together into unintelligible shrieking.

"Next time I call Sukebe to avoid making love to you, please put me out of my misery…" Kei groaned.

"Don'na worry, I will!" his Alpha girl assured him.

"And what's the deal with airline peanuts these days??" Sukebe went on.

"Oh, look. We've go fanfic sign," Kei suddenly blurted out.

"What?" Sukebe paused. "No you don't!"

"Yes we do!" Kei lied.

"No you don't!" Sukebe affirmed. "There aren't any lights or sirens."

With lightning speed, Kei mashed a button on the control panel. The familiar lights and sounds shattered the peace as Kei declared: "WE GOT FANFIC SIIIIIIGN!!!!!!!"

"Damn!" said San as she jerked up out of the chest of her pokegirl, whom was pinned on the floor beneath the girl. "Guess we'll have to finish this later."

"Right," Aiko agreed as the two of them stood up and retied their respective kimonos.

That done Kei and San made a mad dash for the theater. Angel was about to follow when—

"Where do you think you're going, little missy??" an irate Sukebe cried. "You're gonna stay here and listen to every word I have to say!"

"D'oh!" Angel cursed.

Aiko cleared her throat. "Umm… I think I left a pot of coffee boiling so… BYE!" She was off like a shot.

Angel cursed under breath.

7…6…5…4…3…2…1…*BEEP*

>(San and Kei enter and take their seats.)

>San: Where's Ototo?

>Kei: He better get here soon or—

>(Leon comes running into the theater and dives into his seat.)

>Leon: Hey guys! Did ya' miss me?

>(He's followed a moment later by Lilith, who plops down sitting across his lap.)

>Leon: Oh, by the way, Lilith will be joining us for this round.

>Kei: Why?

>Leon: You kiddin'? I'm not leaving my precious Lilith out there with Sukebe-the-ranting-mage!

>Kei: Good point…

>San: Hi, Lilith!

>Lilith: …

>Kei: The plot has flat-lined… death occurred at page four.

Soft sunlight washed over her eyes, causing her to flinch a bit because she wanted to stay in dreamland.

>San: (Girl) I dreamed of a world without stupid euphemism.

A soft breeze joined the light,

>San: (Breeze) Hi light!

>Leon: (Light) Hi breeze!

>San: (Breeze) So… wanna go screw?

>Leon: (Sweat drop)

forcing her to peel a delicate brown eye open and take in her surroundings.

>Kei: (Girl) Damn, I'm still in this story.

A light yellow tent surrounded her, its front flap open a bit, her body covered with a worn but soft blue blanket, a perfectly normal scene.

>Leon: BORING! Wake me when the lemon scene starts!

>San: (Joe Kido) Attention span of a gnat!

She closed her eye,

>San: (Girl) There's no place like home… there's no place like home…

>Kei: (Girl) Hell, any place is better than here!

wanting nothing more then to let her body rest some more when her eyes shot open. This isn't mine!

>Kei: Her what? Not her body?

>San: (Scot Backula) Al! I've leaped into the body of a pokegirl!

>Leon: (Al) I think we can guess what you gotta do her, Sam. (wink-wink, nudge-nudge)

Her body stiffened when she heard shuffling from outside, heavy footsteps that got closer to the tent with each passing seconded.

>Leon: Wow, I'm on the edge of my seat! …I should probably scoot back a bit, 'eh?

>All: (Nod)

She saw a masculine figures shadow pass by the side of the tent and felt sorrow fly through her.

>San: If I saw a masculine shadow fly by the side of my tent I wouldn't be feelin' no 'sorrow.'

>Leon: Well, sis, not everyone's a sexually repressed priestess-in-training trapped on a satellite and forced to read fanfics.

>San: True, but still…

She had been captured, now she was little more then a slave…a sex slave at that.

>Leon: Ain't misogyny great?

She looked up when the young man who was to be her tamer entered the tent, her eyes showing a mix of sadness and anger.

>Leon: (Pokegirl) I've been caught by Andy Dick??

He was a tall guy, maybe six feet or so and he was of normal build, not fat nor skinny nor muscled nor flabby,

>Lilith: …

>Leon: You're right, Lilith, I could totally kick this guy's ass!

so he probably was just starting out on his journey by her guess.

>Leon: (Rui) Well, I do already have my 'Stick Carving' badge!

He had fiery red hair and eyes whose color was more akin to steel then anything else she could think of.

>Leon: And a stick that looked more like a stick than any other stick she had ever seen… STICK!

>San: Did you bet someone to see how many times you could say 'stick' in this riff?

>Leon: …Sukebe………STICK!!

“Ah,” He said, giving her a warm smile as he placed a bowl of steaming soup before her.

>San: 'Chicken Soup for the N00b!'

“You're awake,

>Leon: (Rui) Damn! The roofies wore off!

that's good.” He sat down on a patch of ground next to her, legs crossed, and started to eat his helping of soup rather quickly, a bit of it dribbling down his chin every once in a while, which he cleaned when it did.

>Kei: Basically, giving her a preview of what he'll do to her crotch later on.

The pokegirl just stared down at the bowl of food,

>Kei: Vomiting into it.

still mulling over the fact that she was no longer her own person anymore,

>San: Yup! She was now the property of Nintendo and Game Freak.

>Leon: Which mean's she's officially become Satori Iwata's bitch!

>Kei: Just like Miyamoto-san.

despite her growling belly.

>Kei: The way to a pokegirl's heart is through her stomach.

>Leon: The way to my heart is a little lower than that.

>Lilith: …

>Leon: Oh yeah, Lilith. That's right.

>Kei and San: ??

When the red-haired teen noticed that she had yet to touch his food, he gave her a worried look and asked softly “What's the matter, not hungry?”

>Leon: (Rui) Or would you prefer some 'Cream of sum-yun-guy'?

She just shook her head, not looking up or touching the food.

>Leon: And to think he went through all the trouble of preparing her a plate of 'Great Big Spotted Dick!'

>Kei: (Sighs and face-palms)

“Come on, I know you can speak.” He said, giving her a knowing smile.

>Leon: Dude, do not open that can worms, trust me. Once they start yappin' they never friggin' shut up!

>Lilith: …

>Leon: (Nervously) Heh-heh… I'm just playin' baby. You know I love you.

>Lilith: …

>Leon: (Sweat Drop)

>San: (Makes whip cracking noise)

She just stared down at the ground, and said softly “Yes, master.”

>Leon: (Rui) The servant waits, while the master baits! …Crap! That didn't come out right!

A moment of confusion flashed before his face,

>San: She used Confuse Ray on him!

>Kei: Either that or she twinkled some tinfoil in his face. Both would have about the same effect on this guy.

then he burst out laughing, nearly dropping his soup on top of him in the processes.

>San: (Rui) HA-HA-HA!! I'm gonna die soon!

Great, he's insane.

>San: (Whispering) Call the police…!

She thought dismally, her head drooping more with mounting sorrow.

>Leon: Awe… I got something that'll cheer ya' up! (Reaches for his fly)

>San: SO MUCH AS TOUCH THAT THING AND I'LL RIP IT OFF AND RAPE YOU WITH IT!!!!!!!

>Leon: O.O (Hard swallow and releases his zipper)

>Lilith: …

>Kei: (Cocked eyebrow) Exactly what I was thinking.

As he wiped away the tears that had been caused by his laughing, he gave the poor girl a shake of his head.

>Leon: (Rui) HA—OH…! Sorry. Jiggley Puff drew a penis on your face while you were sleeping.

“I-I didn't capture you!” He said, barley able to keep from laughing again.

>San: (Rui) I'm gay, you stupid cunt!

>Leon: That would explain his fondness for sticks and why he hasn't banged her yet!

She looked up in shock and surprise, but she recovered quickly. “Why?”

>Kei: (Rui) Because I'm fresh out of 'whiney bitch-balls.'

“Well, for a variety of reasons.” He said with a grin.

>Kei: (Rui) One, you're very whiney.

>San: (Rui) Two, I'm gay!

>Leon: (Rui) Three, you won't eat my 'Great Big Spotted Dick!'

“One, you're a Draco, and if you live up to your species reputation, then you'll be murder to keep under control.

>Leon: Well, that's why God invented anal sex!

Two, I haven't even received my first pokegirl yet, so I have no one to help me in case things get rough.

>Lilith: …

>Leon: No, you may not help him!

And three, I don't capture domesticated pokegirls against their wills, its morally wrong.”

>Kei: So's illegally downloading music, but that didn't stop little miss Napster over there (Thumbs at San)

>San: (Wearing headphones) Mineko and the pussycaaaats! Long tails, and ears for haaaats!

He stopped and thought about the last reason for a moment. “Well, at least to me it is.”

>San: (Rui) But of course, I think pooping is a sin!

The Draco pokegirl gave him a strange look, hardly believing him at all.

>San: So she pulled his mask off to reveal that Rui was actually Old man Johnson!

>Leon: (Rui) Damn! And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling nymphos!

Was he just saying this to tease her or was he really serious?

>Leon: (Rui) Are you excited for Christmas, Draco?

>San: (Draco) Yeah-yeah-yeah!

>Leon: (Rui) Well too bad, 'cause it's cancer!

>San: (Draco) Huh?

>Kei: Fifty brownie points for the three people who actually got that joke.

She reached down to the bowl slowly, picking it up with a delicate hand. She ate without a word, though with much of the same speed of the male, her hunger finally taking over.

>Leon: She sure does love her bowl of penises!

“What's your name?” He asked after she had passed an empty bowl back to him.

>San: (Draco) My name is 'Feed Me, Dumb Ass!'

She remained silent for a moment before answering “Aiyoku.”

>Leon: Which roughly translates as 'She who loves dick!'

“Nice name. Mine's Rui.”

>Leon: Which roughly translates as 'He who loves dick!'

He replied, standing up. “I'll be right back with some more soup.”

>Kei: (Rui) I just have to make it first. Which reminds me, may I borrow your underwear?

“Um… I'm not hungry anymore.”

>Leon: (Rui) You sure? We're having cream pie for dessert with a side of bukake!

>San: (Face-palms) Oh God…

“Too bad, you need some strength after that fight with the Titacruel last night.”

>San: (Rui) My magic-glow-fingers can't do everything.

He left her without further argument, leaving the dragon-type pokegirl to her thoughts.

>San: (Aiyoku) I wonder if Joey is still on…

He's unusual to say the least. She thought to herself.

>San: (Blonde Aiyoku) And what's that thing in his pocket?

>Leon: Heh-heh!

She took a quick look at herself, remembering the fight down to every wicked little detail,

>San: (Hums Benny Hill music)

and was pleasantly surprised to find that the gash had almost completely healed over. He must have used a pretty expensive potion for my wound to heal this quickly.

>San: (Aiyoku) I should thank him with a blowjob later.

>Leon: (Rui) YES! Worked like a charm!

When Rui returned from getting more soup, she smiled at him. “Feeling better?”

>Kei: (Aiyoku, fake smile) Well, I was until you came back…

He asked, thinking that she had a rather pretty smile.

>Leon: (Rui) That's right baby… grit your teeth and bear it…

She gave a nod as he placed another bowl of soup before her, starting on his second helping himself.

>Leon: (Rui) Yes, I'll have the soup with a side of vagina!

>Lilith: …

>Leon: Well, to answer your question, babe, it's about as long as that.

“Are you sure you can walk?”

>San: Damn! How hard did he ride her?

“I told you, Rui, I'm fine, you healed me enough to where I'll be ok.”

>Leon: (Singing) Sexual healing, sexual… HEE-EE-LING!!

“Why are you coming with me again?”

>San: (Aiyoku, whiney) I have nowhere to gooo…!

“Well… It's dangerous for you to be walking to a town from as far away as you live and not have a pokegirl for protection, besides I have to repay you for helping me somehow.”

>Kei: (Deadpan) I think you'll find a way…

“You do know that I traveled without a pokegirl for two days,

>Leon: By now his balls must look like a pair of Smurfs!

through areas that are normal crawling with pokegirls, don't you?” Rui asked,

>Leon: (Rui) Yup! Just me an' my STICK!

giving the dragon pokegirl in front of him a hard look, having a feeling that she wasn't being completely truthful with him.

>Kei: (Aiyoku) It's true. I am the Lindbergh baby!

Aiyoku gave him a smile, bending down enough to where he could see her breasts through the neckline of one of the spare shirts he let her borrow. “What's wrong? You don't want me to come along?” Her smile turned into a pout as she wrapped her arms around her body, pressing up her breasts a little.

>Leon: (Drooling) OOOooohh…! The cleavage…! Heaving it at me! Making me do things! Making me listen to you!

“Uh… Ok, you can come.”

>San: In more ways than one!

He said, turning his eyes away from the cleavage and blushing.

>San: (Teacher) Put those things away before I confiscate them!

>Leon: Huh?

Her smile returned, as she pulled up the backpack that Rui had packed everything in.

>Leon: Including the—

>San: Don't say it!

>Leon: STICK!!!

>San: (Face-palms)

They started off a bit later then Rui would have liked, but it was mainly his fault because he wanted to make sure that Aiyoku was travel capable.

>Kei: Which for some reason included a breast exam.

“Remind me again why you're caring the backpack.”

>San: (Aiyoku) Because chivalry is dead and the pokegirl world is full of masochistic pricks!

“Rui, think logically, I've been traveling a lot longer then you have and I'm a pokegirl to boot. That means I'm better equipped to survive out here and stronger then you.

>San: (Aiyoku) I am woman… hear me roar!

Maybe after we've gone and worked those muscles of yours you can start carrying the pack.

>San: (Aiyoku) 'Til then, sit down and shut up!

Besides, we're only about a day away from Strawberry Grove.”

>Leon: (Aiyoku) Where all the strawberries are popped—err—picked.

After that, Aiyoku wheeled about, starting along the path that would lead her to the aforementioned city.

>Leon: Detroit Rock City?

>San: I always thought Gene Simmons would make a good tamer.

Rui just sighed, figuring there was going to be no way for him to convince her to carry it.

>San: I guess chivalry isn't completely dead after all.

>Leon: (Whispering to Lilith) Rui is definitely gay.

She seemed like a serious, nothing-is-going-to-get-in-my-way type of girl,

>San: Just like Anna Nicole Smith at an all you can eat ham and ninety-year-old penis buffet!

and though Rui said that he didn't want her to come, he was secretly glad that she insisted.

>San: (Rui) Yeah! I'm not gonna die alone!

Despite her claims that she would be alright, the red-haired male was still worried that she would have a hard time going straight back into the surrounding wilderness even if nothing for miles was farmland and plains.

>Kei: I think someone's got codependency issues.

“RUI!”

>Leon: (Covers ears) Ouch! Loud much!

He gave a jump in surprise, looking up to see Aiyoku was giving him a hard glare.

>Kei: (Aiyoku) Damn I wish I had heat-vision.

“I said what are you planning to do when we reach Strawberry Grove?”

>Leon: (Rui) I figured we could play 'hide the sausage in the Hershey highway!'

“To meet my uncle. He's the one that's going to give me my first pokegirl. He also said that he had something he needed to talk to me about.”

>San: (Rui) I'm really hoping he's not coming out to me… that'd make the third uncle this week!

He replied, a bit embarrassed that he was deep in thought that he hadn't heard her at all.

>Leon: (Rui) God, woman! If I had known you would be this yappy I would've let the Titacruel eat you chatty ass!

“Your uncle is a pokeranch owner?” She asked, a hint of surprise and disbelief in her voice.

>San: Pokeranchs bring whole new meaning to the term, 'Animal husbandry.'

>Leon: (Larry the Cable Guy) Git—r—DONE!!

>Kei: What does that even mean?

“No, his friend owns a ranch, he's just a guy that works for the Sunshine League.”

>San: (Rui) Ya' know, where all the Goths and Emo-freaks hangout and listen to Evanescence.

>Kei: Hmph!

>Leon: You'd be right at home there, Oniichan.

He corrected. “What about you, what are you going to do when we reach the city?”

>Kei: (Aiyoku) Circumcision—I mean—television.

Aiyoku slowed her pace a little, pondering that question for a moment.

>Leon: (Aiyoku) They got porn there, right?

“I'm not really sure,” She said eventually, giving him a small shrug at the same time. “I'm not really sure I want to enter anyplace that has a lot of humans.”

>Kei: Hell is other people.

>San: No, hell is other people's fanfics.

“Because you're a rare pokegirl?”

>Leon: Her trading card comes with hollow-foil!

She shook her head, looking straight at Rui now. “No, because of my brother. I only lived with my mom and that bastard brother of mine.

>Kei: (Aiyoku) He would always steal all the prizes from the cereal boxes.

>San: BASTARD!

When I went through threshold, he decided that I was going to be his starting pokegirl and tried to tame me on the spot.”

>San: Wow… glad I never went through threshold. (Looks at Leon)

>Leon: (Irate) Firstly, I wouldn't tame you if you paid me, and secondly, you don't know what you're missing, sis! Right Lilith?

>Lilith: …

>Leon: Exactly!

Aiyoku clenched her hands, digging her nails into her palms, her body shaking from anger. “I was so worn out from threshold that I couldn't even defend my self. If it wasn't for my mom…”

>Leon: (Singing) That's the WAAAAAY they became the Brady BUNCH!!

Rui put a comforting hand on her shoulder,

>Kei: Which she promptly tore off.

and he felt her tense body relax a bit. “Sounds like we have something in common,

>San: (Rui) I was also raped… by ME!

>Leon: WTF?

if it wasn't for my mom I don't know what would become of me.”

>Leon: (Rui) If it weren't for my mom I'd be a stain on a napkin somewhere.

Aiyoku gave him a large smile, feeling better already. For the first time since she had gone through threshold, she actually felt like she was being accepted as a sentient being.

>Leon: (Peter Griffin) Women are not people. They are devices created by the Lord Jesus Christ for our amusement.

>(San and Lilith face-palm)

They continued to talk about their lives, mainly their likes and dislikes.

>Leon: (Rui) I like titties!

>San: (Aiyoku) I dislike idiots!

The dragon pokegirl was surprised by the sheer combination of things that the young man found interest in, Soccer, reading, and science to name a few.

>Leon: (Rui) Oh! And porn!

>San: (Aiyoku) What??

>Leon: (Rui) Corn! Part of a healthy diet!

Rui found it intriguing that a pokegirl type that was said to be unruly was being so friendly to him.

>Kei: I guess the Valium is working.

It didn't seem like it, for their talking had passed the time, but by days end

>Kei: The Limited Time Curse kicked in and Rui expired… The end.

they had reached Strawberry Grove, a small city, no more then a town really, nestled in between a valley of mountains.

>San: God, even the scenery is euphemism-laden! I mean, c'mon! A Strawberry town in a valley?

>Leon: It's Mother Nature's snatch!

“My uncle always did like living where he could see the county around him.” Rui remarked.

>Kei: (Hums banjo music from Deliverance)

>San: (Skeeve) 'Eh, Rui! SKWEEEEELL like a little PIGGY!!

>Leon: (Larry the Cable Guy) Git—r—DONE!!

As luck would have it, the companions had entered the city closest to Rui's relatives home and few people were out, meaning no one would bother the wary Aiyoku.

>Leon: (Towns folk) Nope! No one here but us jack offs!

Unfortunately, luck also decided to play against them.

>Leon: Damn you, Luckyâ„¢ the cereal Leprechaun!

A sign in an easy to read handwriting with large red letters that read

>San: "Vasectomies… half-off!"

>Kei: (Laughs)

`Out of town - Will be back by noon tomorrow.'

>Leon: (Rui) NOOOOO!! WHY GOD, WHY!!

>Kei: Manic-depressive much?

“Oh, well.” The red-haired male said, checking his watch. “And it's too late to check into a pokecenter.”

>Kei: (Rui) A shame, too. You only have three seconds to live.

>San: (Aiyoku) What??

“Why not just go to a hotel?”

>Leon: Emphasis on the 'ho.'

“Good idea, better then sleeping in the tent for another night.”

>Leon: (Rui) …By which I mean your vagina!

Rui had been to Strawberry Grove enough times to know where a moderately well kept inn was.

>Kei: …And to stay the hell away from it.

It may have been a bit out of the way from his uncles but it was one of the friendliest and well mannered by far.

>Kei: Naturally it was run by prostitutes…

It took them another hour of uneventful walking to reach it and by the time they did, the full moon had already risen high into the sky.

>San: (Aiyoku) And when that happens… I KILL!

The soft moonlight illuminated the fading yellow letters on the inns sign that read `The Yellow Crescent Inn'.

>Kei: "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

Before he entered though Rui turned to Aiyoku, asking, “You know the old proverb about the cleanliness of an inn/restaurant?”

>San: The one about bringing your own bed sheets and a CSI black light…

She nodded, remembering her mother saying that you could never trust a place that sells food when it looked overly clean.

>Leon: (Sarcastically) Yeah, the food might actually be edible!

>Kei: Down-home wisdom doesn't always make sense.

>San: And sometimes it's just flat retarded!

She maintained that the cleaner a place was, the more dubious the quality and origin of their food would be.

>San: And of course it didn't help that this place was right next to a veterinary office.

Rui gave her a smile and opened the door to the inn, showing one of the cleanest rooms that she had ever seen in her life.

>Kei: Jerry Seinfled's apartment.

She would bet that one could eat off those floors, though the proverb suggested that food here would be nothing short of venomous.

>Leon: Following that logic, should I expect fran-friggin'-tasic food from a place that's just a step up from a roach motel?

“Hey, Gus!!!” Rui called, entering the inn as he motioned in his friend. “GUS!”

>San: GUS! Big as BUS!

>Kei: Don't make a FUSS!

>Leon: Stop yelling, I CUSS!

>San: He's going to rape US!

>Leon: Right in our aNUS!

>Kei: Which will quickly bleed PUSS!

>Leon: So it's Tokyo or BUST!

>San: Ain't that right, GUS?

>Lilith: …?

>Kei: Oh, they come for the sex and they stay for the vaudevillian antics!

>Leon: …We'd better hurry along to the sex, then.

>All: (Nod)

“Alright, Alright! Keep your pants on!” shouted back a voice from the other room, presumably the kitchen.

>San: I wonder what he was doing back there?

>Kei: (Gus) It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the—what?? Okay, I'll be out in a minute!

>San: (Sweat drop)

The sound of several dishes shattering and the moaning of their owner followed the voice.

>San: (Gus) There go my Dale Urnheart commemorative plates!

>Leon: (Larry the Cable Guy) Git—r—DONE!!

>Kei: (Sighs)

“S-o-r-r-y, G-u-s. A-l i-s-n'-t v-e-r-y f-a-s-t.” muttered a rather slow voice in apology. “WHAT?” Yelled a third voice.

>Leon: Way to take a piss all over my fond memories of Reboot, Pokeprof!

>Kei: You and about four other people got that joke.

>San: (Bob) Glitch! Better fanfic!

“It's alright, it will just have to come out of your paycheck.” Grumbled the original voice.

>San: Well, there goes Tiny Tim's operation.

A large man eventually exited from the kitchen, wondering who would be calling him, by name no less, this late at night.

>Leon: (Gus) Oh hello, officer. Listen, I swear I didn't know she was three!

He was a large thick man, and though it was all muscle, he seemed to move with a fluidness and grace that most females, be they human or pokegirl, would envy.

>San: It's 'twinkle-toes' Flintstone!

“Well, paint me gray and call me a gargoyle, if it isn't Rui!” He said, instantly recognizing the son of one of his best patrons.

>Leon: (Gus) Ha-haaaaaa—where's my money, bitch!

“How are you, Gus?”

>Kei: (Gus) Well, other than the cancer and the morbid obesity I'm fine.

Rui asked with a rather toothy smile.

>San: (Rui's grin) *PING!*

His answer was a near-bone crushing hug from the large man.

>San: (Rui's back) *SNAP!*

>Kei: …The end.

“Been boring around here without your uncle and Harry around, they rarely come by anymore.” Gus replied,

>Kei: (Gus) I guess they've just lost interest in sodomy.

dropping the young man out of his bear hug. “So what brings you to this neck of the woods?”

>San: (Rui) A convenient plot device!

“We're actually here to meet my uncle, but he's not going to be home until tomorrow.

>Leon: (Rui) He's out fishing for bearded-clam.

So we were wondering if we could rent a room for the night.”

>San: (Rui) And throw in a spare bed incase we break the first one.

Gus gave a look to Aiyoku when Rui said `we' and saw that she was clearly a pokegirl.

>Kei: After all, he did have two very large clues.

“Is it that time already, Rui?

>San: I hope not. If it's that time of the month their bed's gonna look like a murder scene by morning.

My, how the young grow up!”

>Kei: (Gus) Even that Philippino child I have in the basement is almost an adult.

Rui responded by turning a rather interesting shade of red,

>Kei: As he bled to death from every orifice…

though from anger or embarrassment no one could tell,

>San: Maybe it's just gas?

nearly yelling at the large man while the dragon-type girl just stood in embarrassed silence.

>San: Smile and nod, girl. Smile and nod…

“It's not like that! Aiyoku…”

>Leon: (Rui) Tell him we're just friends… with benefits!

Gus cut him off with a wave of his hand at Rui,

>Kei: Slicing him neatly in twain…

chuckling at his young friend, and placed a key into the teen's hand.

>San: (Gus) Here, it's your turn to feed the gimp!

“Here's the key, and you know my usual charge,

>Kei: (Gus) …Sodomy.

so I better see you bright eyed and bushy tailed tomorrow, alright?”

>Leon: (Sweat drop) I think you might be right, Oniichan!

>Kei: (Sweat drop) That's what scares me.

“Thanks, Gus.” Rui smiled, heading for the stairs with Aiyoku behind him.

>Leon: (Rui) Well, at least I'm gonna get some before I croak!

“Hey, Aiyoku!” Gus called before she had even reached the first step.

>San: Good thing too. That first step activates the whirling buzz saws of death.

She turned, giving him a questioning look.

>Leon: (Aiyoku) Why do you even have whirling buzz saws of death?

“Don't make him moan too loud,” He said, barley able to contain his laughter “I do have other customers.”

>San: (Gus) And make sure he wears a rubber. I like the kid but I don't want anymore o' him running around!

She replied him by blushing a deep gold, which DID make Gus laugh,

>San: (Gus) HA! You've got bling for skin!

as she dashed up the stairs to catch up with Rui.

>Leon: Here it coooommes!!

>San: Again, in more ways than one.

The two found their room easily enough

>Kei: It was the one marked with the skull and crossbones.

and, like the entrance, was cleaner then anything they had seen.

>San: Of course, previous to this they lived with Oscar the grouch.

>Leon: Every place looks clean when you live in a trashcan.

The main focus, though, was the fact that the room only had a single bed.

>Kei: Said bed having a half-naked leather clad man chained to it.

“I swear I'm going to get him one of these days.” Rui muttered under his breath.

>Leon: (Dr. Claw) I'll get you next time, Gus… next time…

Aiyoku just looked embarrassed.

>Kei: (Aiyoku) Why didn't I just let that Titacruel eat me…

The two got ready to sleep, Rui putting a sleeping bag on the floor for himself leaving the bed to Aiyoku.

>Leon: (Rui) STICK, you're the only girl for me!

When she started to disrobe for bed, Rui turned away respectively.

>San: Right after he set out the web cam.

“Um… Rui? The bed is large enough for both.” The red-haired teen turned and stared at her with a raised eyebrow,

>Leon: (Rui) What, and leave STICK all alone!

noticing the blush on her face and the fact that she had nothing on but a bra and panties.

>Lilith: …

>Leon: AH-HA-HA-HA!!! Good one, honey.

>San: What'd she say?

>Leon: Sorry, it's too dirty to repeat… something about Paris Hilton and a randy elephant with a bad case of diarrhea.

>Kei and San: (Cock eyebrows at one another)

Gulping, he climbed into the large bed beside the pokegirl,

>Leon: Penis first!

trying to keep himself from looking at her body with little success

>Kei: (Rui) Hmm… I think the left breast just winked at me.

and keep the growing erection in his boxers unnoticed with even littler success.

>Kei: Here's a tip… button the fly.

>Leon: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

“Rui,” she said, seeming a little unsure of herself, maybe a little frightened.

>San: (Aiyoku) Ever since my brother tried to rape me I've had a chronic fear of penises.

>Kei: (Rui) Well that's going make things difficult.

“Would your uncle mind terribly if you didn't receive a pokegirl from him?”

>Leon: (Skeeve) I don't mind. More for me!

His eyes widened for only a moment before Aiyoku came in and gave him a soft kiss on the lips.

>Leon: (Bored) Yeah, call me when she gets to something interesting!

Rui had never been kissed by anyone but his mom,

>San: (Making an 'L' on her forehead) LOSER!

and never on the lips.

>Leon: She did go down on him once!

>Kei: (Sighs) Thanks for that image, Ototo.

Within moments he was kissing the golden-skinned girl back, slipping his tongue between her lips, begging for access,

>San: (Munchkin) No one gets in to see the Wizard! Not no way, not no how!

which was immediately granted.

>Kei: (Rui's Tongue) But I'm Rui's Tongue.

>San: (Munchkin) The Witch's Rui's Tongue?? Well, that's a dragon chick of a different color!

At first, Aiyoku was unsure that Rui would accept this offer,

>San: (Aiyoku) I offer you sex, and in exchange you have to put up with my whiney, manic-depressive ass!

>Kei: (Rui) Now I know what Adam from Genesis felt like.

but when his hand started to trace her bare back, going over her sensitive nubs that would one day form

>Leon: BREASTS!!

>San: On her back?

>Leon: Sure, why not?

wings sending shivers up her spine, she was sure that everything was going to be alright.

>Kei: And that's when he stuck the knife in her back… end

He fumbled with her bra for a moment, trying not to break the wonderful kiss and open the confiding garment at the same time.

>Kei: Men and bras… the eternal struggle.

It gave way and he slid the straps of her shoulders,

>Leon: Yeah! Free the Strawberry Grove two!

laying her down onto the bed, kissing her still.

>Kei: (Rui, whispering) Your breath tastes like Doritosâ„¢.

After almost a minute longer, the two finally broke the kiss,

>San: You beak it you bought it!

both red in the face from the excitement.

>San: (Singing) Like a virgin! HEY! Touched for the very first time!

Rui completely removed the bra from her body, revealing her small but ample bosom.

>Leon: Small by pokegirl-world standards means there still big enough to crush a man's head with.

He laid his head down, kissing her softly on the neck while tracing his right hand along her stomach, occasionally going high enough to brush her breasts and nipples. Aiyoku gave a small moan, raising her body slightly to meet his touch, placing her hand on the back of his neck to encourage him.

>Leon: OH JUST PORK HER ALREADY!!!!!

>San: Impatient much?

>Leon: I'm in intense puberty… bite me!

Eventually, both hand and head started to travel downward, kissing and touching everywhere.

>San: (Aiyoku) Ow! That's my eye you dumb ass!

Rui started to trace his hands along the insides of her legs, while he licked and kiss around the nipple, eventually taking it in and suckling on it like a newborn child.

>Kei: Waiter, I'll have some of what he's having.

Aiyoku gave a much louder moan this time, her body responding to the attention it was getting,

>Kei: By spontaneously generating spikes which impaled the boy…

>San: That's a great defensive mechanism!

her nipples becoming hard, the wetness in her neither regions growing with each passing touch.

>Leon: Read my lips; do her before she explodes!

After Rui had switched nipples, paying the same loving attention to it as he did its sister,

>San: (Jiggling her breasts with her hands) Hey sis! Ready for your turn! You bet, sis!

>Leon: (Nervously) Please don't do that…

Aiyoku decided that she wanted didn't want to be the only one enjoying these new feelings.

>Leon: Huh? Well which is it?

>Kei: (Aiyoku) I want/don't want you to die a horrible, horrible death/eat ice cream.

>San: (Rui) Umm, is this a multiple-choice question?

Pulling his head away from her breast, she gave Rui another tongue wrestling kiss,

while her hand made its way into the teen's boxers.

>Leon: (Rui) That's where I keep my Mentosâ„¢… THE FRESH MAKER!!!

She grabbed the semi-erect organ in her hand, and started to slide it up and down, taking delight in the fact that it was growing in her hand.

>Kei: …I'm not touching that one.

Rui broke the kiss, giving a moan of his own.

>Leon: (Rui) Me so horny!

He repaid the sneaky pokegirl by putting his own hand into her panties

>Kei: Depositing fifty cents as payment.

and rubbing his middle finger against her clit softly, sticking his finger into her after every few strokes.

>(Leon starts making out with and dry humping Lilith)

>Kei: (Cocks eyebrow) I see he's making the best of the situation.

>San: (Fumes) Damn I wish Aiko was here…

Aiyoku gave a small gasp of surprise as she felt the finger enter her, but then started calling Rui's name softly,

>San: (Aiyoku) Rui… you're poking my brain…!

clamping her legs together to keep the wonderful feeling there.

>San: (Feeling) Let me out!

>Kei: (Aiyoku) No. You'll just get grimy fingerprints all over the room.

Rui stopped suddenly, which made the green-haired pokegirl cry out in disappointment and unclench her legs,

>San: (Aiyoku) You're done already?? God you're lame!

but then gave a happy smile when he removed her panties,

>San: (Aiyoku as Sponge Bob) I'm NAKED!!!

showing her to him in all her glory,

>Kei: (Deadpan) Meh…

and his boxers, revealing his fully erect cock to her.

>San: (Aiyoku) That all you got?

>Leon: (Tears away from Lilith briefly) What?

>Kei: (Sighs) Ototo, send Lilith back to the common room, she's distracting you.

>San: And me!

>Leon: Fine! (Pushes Lilith off his lap) You heard 'em. Hit the road, babe. (Slaps her on her ass)

>(Lilith eyes Leon briefly while rubbing her tender bottom before taking her leave)

It was normal length, but thicker then most and she stared at it lustfully.

>San: In the same way that Oprah stares lustfully at a piece of ham.

Positioning himself before her entrance, he gave her a look that seemed to ask if this was what she wanted.

>Leon: YES!! YES!! DO HER, ALREADY!!!

She answered the look with a kiss, wrapping her arms around his neck and pulling him closer to her.

>San: (Aiyoku) Yes! Make love to me 'guy I met earlier today!'

Having all the permission he needed,

>Kei: He had his parent's signature and a note from his doctor.

Rui softly pushed his dick into the waiting pussy of Aiyoku.

>Kei: Which exploded on impact.

The two broke the kiss to give a moan in unison, never feeling anything like they were now, his dick fitting tightly in her.

>Leon: (Quagmire) Oh God…!

He continued pushing until he was buried all the way into her,

>Leon: (Quagmire) Oh God!!

her walls squeezing tightly but gently around his organ.

>Leon: (Quagmire) OH GOD!!!!!!

He pulled slowly out, to the point where only his cock head was still inside, when Aiyoku put her legs around his back and guided him back in, the two moaning in passion.

>Leon: (Quagmire) That one is also sexual…

They kept this pace only for a short while, the need for release growing like fires in both of their bodies.

>Kei: Burning them both to ashes… The end.

They started to kiss a little more wildly as Rui made faster strokes,

>San: (Rui) Stroke! Stroke! Uph! I feel like I'm gonna have one!

causing the pokegirl beneath him to wiggle and grind against him to get all the feeling she could from it.

>Leon: (Aiyoku) This is the happiest seizure of my life!

Aiyoku starting panting in unison with Rui's strokes when it finally hit her,

>Kei: The Ore Rui had been stroking with, that is.

a powerful orgasm that caused her back to arch high and nearly scream in pleasure,

>San: (Deadpan) Oh God… don't stop… no… you're the best I ever had… you're so big… oh…

her pussy clamping onto Rui's organ, sending him over the edge.

>Kei: Of a deep crevice…

The two collapsed, his dick completely buried within her cunt, as they basked it the afterglow.

>Leon: (Rui) OW! Hot, hot, HOT!!!!

Aiyoku gave Rui a small kiss on the lips, while he just smiled goofily at her.

>Leon: (Rui as Goofy) Gawsh! You sure do have big titties, Miss. Ah-HYUCK!

“No.”

>San: Remember, kiddies: just say no to bad fan fiction.

He finally said, which caused a flash of confusion and fear cross her face until he continued with.

>Leon: (Rui) No you may not put your thumb in 'there.'

“I don't think my uncle would mind at all.”

>Leon: (Rui) Him, you can do the thumb thing to.

She gave him a happy kiss before noticing that she still had a fully erect cock in her.

>San: Well it's kindda hard to miss.

>Leon: Heh-heh… you said 'hard.'

“Again?”

>San: (Whiney Aiyoku) But I have a headache…

She asked huskily, moving a bit, sending waves of pleasure though both of them.

>Kei: And that's when the midgets with wiffle bats came back!

She then pulled him down and turned him over to where he was now facing up and she was on top of him.

>San: (Aiyoku) You've got a booger on your face… at least, I hope it's a booger.

“Aiyoku get top this time.” She said, ready to give her new tamer a long and satisfying night.

>Leon: (Aiyoku) Me love you long-time!

>San: It's the finish line! We're done!

>All: Yeah!!

Rui (Tamer, Level 9) - Aiyoku (Draco, Level 12)

>Leon: Aiyoku, call me when you get to level 69!

For any comments, flames, suggestions, and other whatnot

>Kei: Read the previous passages.

please e-mail me at: pokeprof390@yahoo.com

>Leon: Bad idea giving San your e-mail address.

>San: (Devilish grin) Prepare for a hell of viruses, spyware and SPAM! AH-HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

>Kei: (Cocks eyebrow) Well… in any event, we're done.

>Leon: Great! Let's blow this pop stand!

>(The riffers file out of the theater.)

1…2…3…4…5…6…7…*BEEP*

"Thank the lawrd y'er back! He's b'in goin' on fur hours!"

When the riffers emerged from the theater they found a distraught looking Angel holding a butcher knife to her wrist. Kei immediately ran to his Alpha girl and removed the weapon from her grasp.

"Ah, you've returned," said Sukebe, finally halting his rant. "So, how did you enjoy the fic?"

"All and all not too bad," said Leon.

"Speak for yourself," Kei mutter grumpily.

"Really? Damn! I'll have to find better fics," the mage cursed.

"Don't strain yourself…" said Kei in a very deadpan fashion.

"Yeah-yeah, whatever," San said nonchalantly as she crossed over and took her pokegirl's paw. "C'mon, Aiko. Momma needs some lovin'!"

Aiko squealed happily as she was lead from the room by the paw. Kei and Leon shot each other a knowing look then turned back to Sukebe.

"I promise you I will not be as lenient next time, riffers!" Sukebe laughed manically. "Cut the monitor! I wanna go out on that line!"

"Sorry, skipper, the buttons stuck!" TV's Bob replied.

"Damn!” the mage muttered under his breath. "So… anything happen to any of you today?"

"Well, you made us a read a fanfic," Kei offered.

"Oh! And I slammed Lilith!" Leon spoke up.

"I really didn't need that mental image…" Sukebe shuttered.

The door to San's bedroom slid open and the girl entered, leading her Kitsune in by the paw. She pulled the fox forward and threw her on the bed. Aiko turned over, laying on the bed and looking at her mistress with a happy and expectant smile.

"Undress," was all San had to say. Immediately the fox undid the knot that held her kimono closed while kicking off her wooden sandals.

San too untied her kimono while slipping out of her sandals and before long both were standing topless, the blonde girl staring both lustfully and just a bit enviously at her pokegirl's larger rack.

Leaning over Aiko, San pressed her lips to the fox's, her hands reaching for the pokegirl's chest. As their tongues danced in one another's mouths, San massaged Aiko's substantial bust, squeezing them gently.

Aiko reached up, wrapping her arms around the human girl, pulling her into an embrace. San pulled away from the fox's lips and buried her face into her furry chest, Aiko placing her paws on the back of the girl's head.

San traced her tongue along the Kitsune's breast, leading a trail to the nipple. She licked at it until it was covered with a fine glaze of saliva. Then, giving the breast a tight squeeze, she drew the nipple into her mouth, sucking it tenderly.

Aiko sighed happily. She drew San up from her chest and gave her an affectionate kiss on the lips. Then she pulled the girl further up until her breasts were level with the fox's face. At once Aiko took one of the blonde girl's nipples into her mouth, suckling fondly.

San grinned widely, enjoying the moist sucking at her breast. She took Aiko's head in her hands and hugged her close to her chest, stroking the back of her head as Aiko sucked away at San's tit.

San pulled away from Aiko suddenly, standing up. She grabbed Aiko's pants and pulled them off, revealing Aiko's adorable Hamtaro panties. Where the fox found a pair in adult sizes, San would never know, but she thought they were very cute.

San was taken aback by their cuteness for but a moment, her lust winning over as she practically tore the undergarment from the fox's body. Once Aiko lay bare before her, San dove in, her mouth wrapping around the Kitsune's juicy vulva.

San enjoyed going down on Aiko, who tasted of the sweetest strawberries. Her tongue made its way about the inner labia that it knew so well, and Aiko cooed happily as electric waves shot through her, her tails twitching about wildly.

San stood up and dropped her pants. Aiko panted like a dog at the sight of her mistress's nude form, her slick black pubic hair in stark contras to her golden locks. San took her position on the bed, lying atop the fox. She kissed her briefly before turning on her stomach a full one hundred and eighty degrees. She found herself face to crotch with Aiko's dripping cunt, Aiko in a similar position.

Immediately the two dove into their work, faces buried into swollen labia. Aiko place her paws on San's lovely ass and ran her tongue up the length of her mistress's slit, lapping up the sweet juice that dripped from it. Then she brought her tongue back down and applied it to San's clitoris, encircling the organ and drizzling it with saliva.

San gasped, the pleasure from Aiko's treatment shooting through her, shaking her to the core. She went back into giving her fox similar handling, lapping at her clit like a delicious candy. She slipped a finger into the furry twat and felt the pokegirl beneath her shudder from the penetration.

Aiko returned the favor by slipping one of her own digits into her mistress. Before long the two were reaming each other as their tongues played across each other's clitorises.

Muffled screams of orgasmic bliss were emptied into their crotches as the pair came, a torrent of juice flowing into their eager mouths. San closed her eyes as Aiko's excited tails flicked about, brushing the girl's face.

The pair continued licking at each other, determined to clean up the mess that had been left by their shenanigans. Of course, by the time they had, they had nearly built up to another orgasm.

San decided to take a different approach to this one. Quickly she got up, crawling to the edge of the bed. She turned on to her back and intertwined her legs with Aiko's. Then she pushed herself forward until her vulva was pressed tightly against Aiko's.

Getting the idea, Aiko began to push back. San started an up and down motion, and Aiko followed suit. They grinded their pussies into each other until they felt that familiar pleasure building in their loins, picking up the pace as their orgasms built.

They squealed in delight as their climaxes hit, and their lubricating fluids were squeezed out, spilling over pink fur and curly black hair.

Exhausted, the two slumped onto the bed, breathing heavily. After a while of catching her breath, a worn out San crawled over and laid herself down beside Aiko. She took the Kitsune into her arms, kissing her lightly on the cheek and spooning tenderly with her.

"This whole 'trapped on a satellite thing' ain't so bad with you around," San whispered lovingly to her pokegirl.

Aiko suddenly sat up, eyes wide, ears full upright. "It's Hamtaro time!" she shouted, reaching for the remote and switching on the TV.

The television buzzed to life, displaying singing, dancing hamsters as Aiko sang along happily.

San cocked an eyebrow then just shrugged. Drawing up the covers she decided to take a nap as her nude Kitsune enjoyed the children's program.

To be continued…

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Disclaimer: I don't own PokÃ©mon, Pokegirls, Mystery Science Theater 3000, or any related properties there of. All I own is my original characters. And or course, Bob Denver belongs to the ages!

This fic was completed august 13, 2006 at 6:41 PM.

[Author's Notes: My first Pokegirl MST is in the bag. I decided to throw in some lemon scenes just for the hell of it. What did you think? Was it funny? Should I keep the lemon scenes or scrap them? Should I even bother going on? Please R/R]

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Whether those changes were good or bad were still being discussed and argued about today.

>San: Death and destruction… BAD!

>Leon: Six hundred plus species of horny babes to catch and screw… GOOD!

~Kid Loose Productions~