Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Pokemon Oneshots ❯ Beware the Sea Obsessed Pirate Man! ( Chapter 3 )

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Disclaimer Time!: Ok... I no own Pokemon... If I did Ash would act more like Red, him and Lance would be together, OH! and Misty-bitch would die a horrible painful death by yours truely!
ON WITH THE SHOW!


Ok so I battled my way through Team Aqua's forces when I came upon....anothing statue..
Well That is what I call anti-climatic.
Archie: Stop right there
I wasnt going to do anything you freaking pirate!
Archie: so it was you after all.
BEHOLD!
See how beautiful is it..."
Actually Kyogre is a she...
but what do I know?
Archie: the sleeping form of Kyogre!
Isnt that what I just called her?

Archie: I've waited so long for this day to come...
And I have waited so long for you bad guys to get different life ambitions.
Yet, here I am for the third...I repeart THE THIRD FREAKING TIME!
Oh lovely now he's looking at me.

Archie: It surprises me, how you've managed to chase me here.
Hey Pirate man! Its the other way around!
YOU chased Me here!
Archie: But its all over now.
Oh great.
Is what I think going to happen...happen?
Archie: For the realization of my dream,
you must disappear now!
Yep....*sigh*


After I beat the pirate..
Why is he dressed like a pirate anyways!
It isnt even Halloween yet!

Archie: Fufufu...
Need a throat lozenger?
Archie: I commend you.
I commend me too!
I have to be the one to listen to you loonies talk!
Archie: I must realize that you are truly gifted.
About time someone realized it.

Archie: But!
There's always a butt in everyones sentences.
But a Butt is also known as an ass, which is what you are.
Archie: I have this in my possessoin!
Oh great! Another UFO.
Archie: With this Red Orb I can make Kyogre...
What the hell! The freaking UFO stars shining by its freaking self.
Archie: What?! I didnt do anything!
Dont look at me, you pirate that likes to cause trouble for me.
Archie: Why did the Red Orb... Where did Kyorgre go?
Like I know...
Archie: Hm? Its a message from our members outside.
Why in the hell are you telling me?

Archie: Yes, what is it? hm.... It's raining heavily?
Isnt that what you wanted you fucked up pirate?
Archie: Good... That's what should have happened.
Lovely... No its raining... god I hate the rain.
Archie: Thats why we awakened Kyogre, to realize Team Aqua's vision of expanding the sea.
Really and here I thought it was to expand the sky.
Archie: What?! It's raining far harder than we envisioned? You're in danger?
Well I'll be damned. The pirate doesnt know everything about a water Pokemon.
Archie: That cant be... Thats just not possible...
Actually havent you ever heard the saying anything is possible?
I guess not.
Archie: Hold your position and monitor the situation!
Yeah really smart there Archers... your men are in danger and you tell them to hold their positions. Real smart.
Archie: There's something wrong...
No shit and here I thought everything went according to plan.
Archie: The Red Orb is supposed to awaken and control Kyogre.
Well obviously thats not the case in this situation.
Why do you bad guys always think that you can control the legendaries?
Superiority complex much?
Archie: But...Why?
You really need to stop asking that over and over again.
Its really getting annoying.
Archie: Why did Kyogre disappear? Why?!
God! Its because you are so stupid! Thats why! It didnt want to look at your ugly face anymore!

Maxie: What have you wrought? Archie... You've finally awaken Kyogre, havent you?
Oh lovely.. its the looney in red again... and wait a second..
Didnt he wake up Groudon?
Gosh, what a hypocrite!
Maxie: What will happen to the world if this downpour continues for all eternity? The worlds landmass will drown in the deepening sea...
Archie: W-what?! Don't get all high and mighty with me.
Yeah dont piss the pirate off! Arr!
Archie: Wasnt it you, Team Magma, that infuiated Groudon?
Oooohh! PAWNED!
Try to get out of this one Maxie!
Archie: So long as I have this Red Orb. I should be able to control Kyogre.
Oh great. I thought we already talked about this!
YOU CANNOT CONTROL LEGENDARY POKEMON!
Maxie: We dont have the time to argue about it here!
Yeah what the dude whose parents didnt like him said!
Maxie: Get outside and see for yourself!
Is it just me or do these two seem like secret lovers?
Maxie: See if what you've wrought is the world that we desired!
SEE!! The real reason who letting out Kyogre and Groudon wasnt for more landmass or more sea!
It was so these two could be together!
Awww its so cute!
....and now I am done thinking its cute.

After going outside they leave to go and return the Red and Blue Orbs.
Yeah right.
Those UFOs are only plastic!
NOW!
I have the real ones!
Time to go and capture those two and then...
RAQUAIZIA!!!!!!!!!