Prince Of Tennis Fan Fiction ❯ Believe in me ❯ you sound like jealous lover ( Chapter 6 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Prince of tennis, but I'm evil enough to rival Inui O.o

Pairings: Kirihara/Kamio

 

 

Believe in me

Chapter 6

 

 

“Kamio, are you listening?” Shinji shot his friend worried look. The read-head was silent almost the whole time and Shinji felt bad about it. Obviously it was Kirihara again, but what had he done this time, making Akira sad instead of angry or annoyed? It was rare for Kamio to look so down.

“What's wrong, Akira? I know it's Kirihara, but what is it exactly?” Silence. “Did he tell him something? Or maybe he is acting mean again? Fight? No, Kamio would be sulking if they had a fight… Right, sulking. God, this boy is so easily offended. Fortunately, I'm not like him. Why did he even bother with Kirihara? Anyway… it's getting dark. Should I be heading home soon? Tennis is not so entertaining in the dark. But if I go now, this means I'll leave Kamio alone and I suppose he wouldn't appreciate it. But it really is annoying to play in the dark. What should I do? He's thinking about Kirihara again. I'm sure. Nobody makes him have that look. Well, maybe I really should go home… or stay he…”

“Shinji, shut up!”

Kamio's mood wasn't very pleasant and Shinji wasn't making the things better too. His mumbling friend just emphasized the reality and the red-head didn't like it very much. Yeah, he had something like fight with Kirihara, but what? Kirihara wasn't important at all! Damn him for always messing with his head! What was his problem anyway? After their encounter with Ann-chan the ex-Rikkaidai player stopped talking to him entirely. No matter how much Kamio yelled at him, how much he was demanding answer, the other boy didn't respond. An on top of that…. Kamio shook his red bangs violently and spoke hoarsely:

“You know what, Shinji? He's a hypocritical stupid ass!”

Ibu didn't need to know who he is. But he decided to stay silent, because he knew Kamio would spill it out by himself.

“Hell, Shinji! He's so annoying! How could he treat me that damned way!? He's being playing on me as unreachable asshole… He just smirks and looks at me that way - teasing and irritating and... and… grrrr! I can't stand it! He's being damned friendly and talkative with the stupid girls in our group and every time I try to talk to him he doesn't even look at me and ignore me like I'm part of the furniture! And who the fuck will want to talk to those affected brainless shallow women!!! I mean you can't even have a descent conversation with them, damn it!” Kamio took a deep breath. Obviously he spoke all his words and now he was visibly exhausted. “Stupid idiot with stupid crush which he doesn't even understand he has. And he's so annoying… How can a person talk this much about such things? I mean he just speaks and speaks and says things he doesn't realize are so clear that blind man can see them. He just doesn't want stop talking? I see… he's in love? The hell I'm going to tell that to him! He won't understand. He's so stupid ass sometimes. And he needs to stop taking. My head hurts so much…”

“Shinji, are you listening to me?” Akira looked hurt and angry.

“Shinji, you're acting just like that bastard Kirihara!”

To his surprise Ibu smirked and threw him amused glance.

“And you, Akira, act like a jealous lover.” The cool voice caught him off-guard. Was Shinji kidding him? What the hell? Lover? Huh?

“Aa… a ... Ano… S-Shinji? Huh? Jealous?” Kamio swallowed hardly and looked at Shinji bewildered. His eyes seemed like trying to pop out of his head. The red-head wasn't just shocked. He was speechless! He couldn't believe what his friend just said to him. Was he nuts? Had all his mumbling damaged his brain and sanity? Very likely. He… Kirihara… lover… jealous… Wait a minute!

“WHAT??? LOVER???” He looked startled around just to find Shinji lying on the ground, holding with hands his stomach and laughing the hell out of himself. Tears were rolling down his cheeks and he couldn't catch his breath. What was wrong with him? First, saying something so ridiculous and then dying from laughter in the middle of the tennis court. Strange people with strange behavior. “I knew he was crazy but not that crazy! He's totally lost it.”

 

Kamio felt burning with hurt and anger. He turned down the street to get away from his laughing friend and his stupid suggestions. He felt very tired and confused. He really needed to speak with Kirihara. No, he needed to have a conversation with him, not a monologue. Stupid jerk. Total idiot. Uncaring asshole. Treating him like that, damned dumbass. The roles were inversed. This time Kirihara was going to suffer. Actually he was going to die. No, wait! He was already dead… soooo dead.

 

 

(Omake: After Shinji succeeded to catch his breath and Kamio stopped looking so dumb, the fairy of the true passionate love appeared wearing pink gauze dress and waving her bright pink wand with popping pink (pink again?) stars and little hearts and teddy bears. She fluttered her wings… What was the color? Black? No. Yellow? I don't think so! Red? Are you stupid? Well? Pink, you idiot! And whispered seductively pink in Kamio's already pink from embarrassment ear: “You know, Akira-chan, Kirihara is waiting for you and he's very very very pink… ops! Horny I meant! If you wanna get him and need some help with it, feel free to call me. My number is: 69-69-69-69. (Got the idea?)…. Oi, Akira-chan, why is your nose bleeding? If you don't feel well, I'll just call Sadaharu Inui-chan and he'll cure you with his best (lethal) vegetable juice?” Last thing Kamio saw before running down the street screaming for his dear life was Inui's sparkling pink glasses giving him glass of innocently looking pink juice with the ticket “Aphrodisiac” Once again Inui's glasses shined with mild pink seductive light and Kamio regretted his birth while running down the street hunted by one very horny for yaoi fairy and Seigaku's love-madman.)

TBC…

 

Author's Note: Well, I like the omake. Hope you enjoy it too. Sorry for uploading so late but life sux, yaoi rules and I really didn't have time.