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Chapter four

Too Many Disturbances!

So? After several minutes… Momo's still cleaning the kitchen (what the heck did Oishi do in there? Just prepare milk, right? But why did there so many dirty plates around the wash area?)

Momo : …*already washing four plates and there still five plates to go + a pot, and a baby feeding bottle* … *sigh* I think that Fuji senpai use me to clean the kitchen… *shake his head* no no no Fuji senpai will not do that …… on second thought, maybe he is… *sigh* why did I get here on the first place? O yeah Inui senpai no juice… *sigh*

… err let's forget bout Momo in there, while in the living room… Fuji is sit on the floor while Eiji on his lap and it's seem Fuji struggle with something…

Fuji : ma Eiji… please stop, okay?

Baby Eiji : nya?? *chuckle*

Fuji : dear… please stop pulling my hair, before mama angry *open his eyes (ups scary)*

Baby Eiji : huh?? Nyahahaha *pull some hair*

Fuji : ouch, dear! I mean it! *killing atmosphere…?*

Baby Eiji : nyah? … wah!!!!!!!!

Fuji : *sigh* stop crying Eiji! … sorry Eiji, don't cry, please?

Baby Eiji : sob sob

Fuji : I give up!!

Momo : *come out from the kitchen with his pink apron and still drying his hands* what happen?

Fuji : … err he is just cry

Momo : I hear that senpai. *move toward the baby* now Eiji senpai, please stop crying … uh well *make some funny face*

Fuji : *chuckle* I wish my camera was here

Momo : Fuji-senpai? You are not suppose to laugh

Fuji : err you right

Baby Eiji : …

Momo : hey it's working

Baby Eiji : …… WAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Momo : WHAT!!!!

Fuji : he cries even louder

Sound of the door bell…

Fuji : thanks God… *get up and walk toward front door but stop and fix his eyes on Momo* take care Eiji for a while… *go to the front door*

Momo : Fuji senpai!! *sigh* why did everybody told me to take care of Eiji senpai?? Sob sob I will cry too *crying anime style*

Fuji : *reaching the doorknob and open the door* …yes?

Mysterious guy : do you have a baby here?

Fuji : yes?

Mysterious guy : oh, I heard him crying

Fuji : yes, I know. Who are you?

Mysterious guy : well *open his cases, which is full of book and take one book* if you buy this book, you will know how to take care your baby and right now it's discount 50 % so you can buy it cheap and blah blah blah…

Fuji : no thank you

Mysterious guy : but sir! I'll give you extra bonus!!

Fuji : no!

Mysterious guy : plus I give you a sack of milk and …

Fuji : I said I don't want it, get out or… *open his eyes and take hammer from nowhere (oh I love this Kaori style XD)*

Mysterious guy : uh oh bye!!! *run away*

Fuji : mataku… * close the door, walk directly to living room but stop by sound of doorbell* … well this time must be right… *back to the front door and open the door* mataku… again?

Postman : mail from Fuji Yuuta, and this is monthly pro tennis

Fuji : ah thank you sir

Postman : huh? Do you have a baby? He is crying…

Fuji : I know

Postman : ah maybe he's hungry

Fuji : who knows… so please, could you just go?

Postman : oh okay then, bye mister *leaving*

Fuji : *sigh* what did they do anyway? *shake his head and close the door, then with mail and magazine on his hand, he turn around and move, but poor him just walk two steps…another sound of doorbell interrupts him…* … *open the door*

Another man : *holding a bible and a cases* Do you believe in God? I sell… uh

Fuji : *open his eyes and take another huge hammer from nowhere!!* …………

Another man : oh you don't believe Him!!! *run away*

Fuji : grrr… *slam the door*

Meanwhile…

Momo : please Eiji senpai, don't cry!!! Eww… *carry Eiji and swing him forward and backward*

Baby Eiji : nyah… *yawn*

Momo : errr dadadadi didadadida dadadada dadadidada *still swinging + singing some stupid sleeping song*

Baby Eiji : nyah *finally sleeping…*

Momo : thanks God

Sound of slamming door!!!

Momo : WHAT!!!

Baby Eiji : WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Momo : GAH!!!!!!!! I HATE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

Back to Fuji…

Fuji : *walk back with the magazine and mail, hearing another sound of door bell…stop his move, take the huge hammer, open the door and smash the hammer down* I ALREADY SAID I DON'T WANT TO BUY ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

??? : OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Echizen : Fuji senpai!!!!!

Fuji : huh *gasp* oh it's you Echizen

Echizen : *his right hand carry his Seigaku bag* … mada mada dane Fuji senpai

Fuji : sorry I lost my control

Echizen : iss su yo betsuni… demo *look at somebody who lying under the hammer* I think you should apologize before Bucho make you run 1000 laps

Fuji : Bucho? *realize someone lying under the hammer* my gosh !!!! *take the hammer and throw it behind and the hammer miraculously disappears* Tezuka?? Are you all right!!!

Tezuka : …*pass out*

Echizen : great…

Fuji : help me carry him Echizen! *carry Tezuka's bag*

Echizen : mada mada dane…

Authoress note : oh, I love to make fun of Fuji sometime… muahahahaha so fun!!!

Fuji : …………… *carry another huge hammer* should have kill you!

Tifa : uh oh *run away panicky*