Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Avatar:Vacay in the Sengoku Jidai...with Ranma??? ❯ Chapter 4 ( Chapter 4 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of its characters nor any of the lyrics in this fanfic.

~~“Well you guys, some of you been complaining about not knowing who’s in the story or not. That’s why I’m going to announce the list right now.”, the author said.

*author pulls really long scroll thingy, scroll end rolls out of the room and keeps going*

“Okay. People from Avatar that are in the fanfic are as follows:

Aang, Katara, Sokka, Zuko, Toph, Momo, Appa, Suki. The people from Ranma are as follows: Ranma, Akane, Ryouga/P-chan, Shampoo, Genma. Anyone else I should put in? I need someone who could cause as much problems as possible. Happousai! Ok, and characters from Inuyasha are as follows: Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippou, Kilala, Keade, Myouga, Sesshoumaru, Jaken, Rin, Kouga, Kikyou,-”

“Hey wait a minute! How come Kikyou’s in it?!?”, Kagome asked.

“Because she’s essential to the story. She can’t just disappear. Anyways and Kagura.”, the author finished.

*every else walks in and sits down*

“Kagome.”, Kikyou says with disgust.

“Kinky-hoe.”, Kagome says with just as much disgust.

*everyone snickers*

“Okay you guys now it’s time to find out the two people putting in their input this chapter. There’s just a few rules:

“I can’t help some of those were mainly directed towards me.”, Inuyasha said.

“Uh-huh. Now I shall choose the people! It’s Aang and Katara. Suspicious. I’m picking another one.”

“Hey! I won fair and square!”

“Too bad. It’s Sango!”

“She went last time!”, Kouga yelled.

“Fine. I’ll do it again! Inuyasha. Anyone object Inuyasha having his input this chapter?”

*everyone shakes head no*

“Okay then. Aang what do you want?”

“I want Miroku to have the power to become invisible.”, Aang answered.

“Why would you- I like it! That’s good! Inuyasha, what do you want?”

“Lemon.”, everyone says simultaneously.

“No. Idiots. I want a lime.”

“With who?”, the author asks.

“Is that messenger person you sent an option?”

“I’m gonna put it down as Kagome.”

“Eat crap!”, Kilala yells.~~

Ranma and Kouga continued to circle each other. Both waiting for the other to move first.

“Dance Party!!”, Kagome yelled from where she was holding Inuyasha. Out of nowhere music started playing and strobe lights were flashing.

I like to move it, move it

I like to move it, move it

I like to move it, move it

You like to ("move it")

Everyone got up and started dancing. Everyone was bumping and grinding to the beat.

All girls all over the world,

Original King Julian pon ya case man!

I love, how all girls a move them body,

And when ya move ya body, and move it,

Nice and sweet and sassy, alright!

Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make up,

Original cute body you a mek man mud up.(x2)

Woman! Physically fit, physically fit,

Physically, physically, physically fit

Woman! Physically fit, physically fit,

Physically, physically, physically fit

Woman! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic

Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic

Woman! Ya nice, sweet energetic

Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic

Woman! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic

Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic

Woman! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic

Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic

(chorus)

Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make up,

Original cute body you a mek man mud up. (x2)

Eye liner-pon ya face a mek man mud up

Nose powder-pon ya face a mek man mud up

Pluck ya eyebrow-pon ya face a mek man mud up

Gal ya lipstick-pon ya face a mek man mud up

Woman ya nice broad face,

And ya nice hip, make man flip and bust up them lip.

Woman ya nice an energetic,

Big ship pon de ocean that a big titanic.

Woman ya nice broad face,

And ya nice hip, make man flip and bust up them lip.

Woman ya nice and energetic,

Big ship pon de ocean that a big titanic.

Woah! Bop! (4x)

It's not her fault that she's so irresistible

But all the damage she's caused isn't fixable

Every twenty seconds you repeat her name

But when it comes to me you don't care

if I'm alive or dead

So objection I don't wanna be the exception

To get a bit of your attention

I love you for free and I'm not your mother

But you don't even bother

Objection I'm tired of this triangle

Got dizzy dancing tango

I'm falling apart in your hands again

No way I've got to get away

Next to her cheap silicon I look minimal

That's why in front of your eyes I'm invisible

But you gotta know small things also count

You better put your feet on the ground

And see what it's about

Objection I don't wanna be the exception

To get a bit of your attention

I love you for free and I'm not your mother

But you don't even bother

Objection I'm tired of this triangle

Got dizzy dancing tango

I'm falling apart in your hands again

No way I've got to get away

I wish there was a chance for you and me

I wish you couldn't find a place to be

Away from here

This is pathetic and sardonic

It's sadistic and psychotic

Tango is not for three

Was never meant to be

But you can try it

Rehearse it

Or train like a horse

But don't you count on me

Don't you count on me boy

Objection I don't wanna be the exception

To get a bit of your attention

I love you for free and I'm not your mother

But you don't even bother

Objection I'm tired of this triangle

Got dizzy dancing tango

I'm falling apart in your hands again

No way I've got to get away

Suddenly Miroku turned invisible. Kagome tugged on Inuyasha haori. He looked down into her eyes. They were filled with lust. She lead him away into an empty hut.

  The Next Morning…  

Inuyasha walked out of the hut he an Kagome stayed in after their ‘fun’. Everyone had passed out on the ground from exhaustion. He stretched and yawned to his heart’s content when,

Kagome popped out of the hut, “DANCE PARTY!!”

The music turned back on immediately and the strobe lights came back on.

I like to move it, move it

I like to move it, move it

I like to move it, move it

You like to ("move it")

Everyone got up and started dancing. They all started bumping and grinding to the beat, again.

All girls all over the world,

Original King Julian pon ya case man!

I love, how all girls a move them body,

And when ya move ya body, and move it,

Nice and sweet and sassy, alright!

Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make up,

Original cute body you a mek man mud up.(x2)

Woman! Physically fit, physically fit,

Physically, physically, physically fit

Woman! Physically fit, physically fit,

Physically, physically, physically fit

Woman! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic

Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic

Woman! Ya nice, sweet energetic

Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic

Woman! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic

Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic

Woman! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic

Big ship on de ocean that a big titanic

(chorus)

Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make up,

Original cute body you a mek man mud up. (x2)

Eye liner-pon ya face a mek man mud up

Nose powder-pon ya face a mek man mud up

Pluck ya eyebrow-pon ya face a mek man mud up

Gal ya lipstick-pon ya face a mek man mud up

Woman ya nice broad face,

And ya nice hip, make man flip and bust up them lip.

Woman ya nice an energetic,

Big ship pon de ocean that a big titanic.

Woman ya nice broad face,

And ya nice hip, make man flip and bust up them lip.

Woman ya nice and energetic,

Big ship pon de ocean that a big titanic.

Woah! Bop! (4x)

~~ “What the hell was that?!?”, Inuyasha yelled at the author.

“A chapter.”

“That was crap! What was the point of all that?!?”, Inuyasha yelled.

“DANCE PARTY!!”, Kagome yelled.

Everyone got up and continued dancing. The strobe lights continued flashing.

*pizza guy from last chapter climbs through window and starts dancing*

“Shake the hot tings!”, the author yelled.

“Whoo!”, Everyone yelled.

“Shake the hot tings!”,

“Whoo!”,

“Shake it, Shake it, Shake it!”, the author yelled.~~